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She was funny as hell in that-what was it, the orange bowl? Everyone booed her like crazy...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
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I signed that many ages ago..
But as long as her records are selling then she wont be disapearing anytime soon.
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2005-01-19, 23:12
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I don't know who the fuck she is, but I'll sign it just for fun.
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lame
these petitions never do anything, people love ashlee
even i liked the tv show if i was feeling particularly mindless at about 11pm on a summer night
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Theres a website out there that will actually trade any Simpson cd for a huge list of other great bands including Mr. Bungle..but I can't remember the site!
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Check my band out:
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She derserves to be on t.v., she fits the requirements of getting some time in that spotlight, along with all the other commercial band garbage. And if she is kicked off her label, they'll replace her with someone just like her......except that person won't make a fool of themself on Saturday Night Live.
But wha hey, I signed the petition anyway. almost 100,000 sigs? I have to admit, that's impressive. I've heard a lot of people bash pop stars, but to see this much enmity on one petition is very amusing. Cheers!
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Theres a website out there that will actually trade any Simpson cd for a huge list of other great bands including Mr. Bungle..but I can't remember the site!
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"Believe the word
I will unlock my door
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except that person won't make a fool of themself on Saturday Night Live.
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why should people waste thier time to ban a musical artist that sucks ass....and is epitome of "dumb blonde" on TV
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who the fuck is ashlee simpson???
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I swear.. some of you must live in your basements with the doors locked and no TV.
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"Believe the word
I will unlock my door
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Knick knack paddywhack! and give your dog a bone, baby!
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Check my band out:
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deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
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Lo, they do call to me...
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Neither do I... but I do communicate with fellow human beings... word spreads, ya know?
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"Believe the word
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I heard on CNN this morning that Nick or whatever his name is is getting his own reality show, he and Jess are going to have theirs back on, and Ashley is getting something of her own, too. I saw a beauty treatment infomercial with Jessica on it among others. She makes her money off her looks, but that seemed to be the only thing she has going for her. And a lot of saps buy into it.
There was a beautiful blonde that used to sing, dance, and do commercials when I was a kid called Susan Anton. She had brains, too. Most of these flakes wouldn't know enough to pour piss out of a boot.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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k, here's the thing. I just typed her name in on spoogle, FUCK OFF SHE IS TOO FRICKIN' DO-ABLE.
Why the fuck can't we get that over here?! I mean fuck!..we've got Amy fuckin' whinehouse...or that ugly fuck from Big Brother....or even fuckin' Trisha!!(you don't want to know).....No way am i signing this, she's too analable.
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i like her tits. but i HATE her haircut.
It used to look fine, but then she chopped here and there to make this style with fucked up bangs. looks stupid and ugly. plus it looks better blonde
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to the people who are debating if shes fuckable, you dont have to worry cause she will never fuck you let alone touch you with a ten foot pole.
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My thoughts aswell... she has the biggest fucking nose ive ever seen... the only way id fuck her is if I was making a snuff film.
Her sister... now shes 100% fuckable in my book
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um...i was slightly stonned...and a bottle of red wine. hence the randomness. most dudette's here are arse ugly anyway....sorry, nutger bottle of white wine and 3 puints of guinness.....£5 wirth of weed leftt too.
anmd she's not analable with blionde hair. nuff said, bollocks.....I'M GONNA BE SICK!!!!!!!!!!
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Lo, they do call to me...
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oooooh jen el, the dreams i have......
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to BLS and MoonRaven, they're on the right track. I think she looks inbred to be honest!
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i think shes fucking ugly. i wouldnt touch that shit with dissections dick.
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I signed it.
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to BLS and MoonRaven, they're on the right track. I think she looks inbred to be honest!
Sars, what about that Tess Daley (sp?) she is mega fuckable, what do you mean by the term "scum fuck city" ?! |
"scum fuck city" - girls aloud, posh wank and the rest of them, kelly brook(cheating fucking whore), Jen El (  ). Basically any slut that'd rather fuck some dude with cash and an english version of an SUV than someone with morals & ideals.
i'll get back to you on tess daley. as soon as i throw up...and...find some coffee to equalize this weed. i need a job. 
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FUCK TESS DALEY! She's married to that northern fuck from E4.
hmmmm, this be perfectness.. > http://www.girlguidingdereham.conne...rn%20Cotton.htm
not a good picture granted... but i'm sure UK dudes know who she is. Fearn Cotton & Jen El in a lion session anyday. I'm gonna go have a wank.
p.s.
ignore the girlguidingdereham.connect....etc. i...um...searched for it....O.o
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Ahy well Sars, I think thats practically every celebrity chick nowadays in England. Fearn Cotton? Haha If only I woke up early enough to watch CBBC.
Fuck it, I still prefer Tess Daley.
Edit: Who the fuck are E4? Anyway, fuck them and fuck that fucking fuck too,
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wait till yer a bit older dude, you'll be loving comin' home from a club or some't...makin' bacon, then pizza..not sleeping. finding some random drug in your room, switching the tv on....then heaven.
i'm just glad my gf's always asleep at that point. 
E4 is basically holyoakes omnibus with a bit of the OC & stargate thrown in. Vernon Kay is a twat. Bo'Selecta doesn't even do the twatishness justice.
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Oh shit, brainfuck, for some reason I thought you were talking about some sort of band, not that prick off of E4.
That has happened to me a lot of times, however not in my own home, so I don't get the "privacy" you so enjoy. Except I know that the only "drug" (if you can even call it that) that I will find is weed.
Edit: That reminds me, some of the girls off of Hollyoaks are quite fit
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Except I know that the only "drug" (if you can even call it that) that I will find is weed.
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WEED be the best thing i've come across since wages....and SHROOMS BEAT BOTH OF THEM
and hmumz, you should live in liverpool dude...see a few of those dudettes out on teh weekend. major fit, but major SCUM FUCK CITY!. bitches....of doom...thing. oO
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haha, maybe I should, girls in London aren't very "loose" if you know what I mean
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When troubled times come nigh, indeed
Without weed i would have no creed,
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haha, maybe I should, girls in London aren't very "loose" if you know what I mean
Weed is all I need,
When troubled times come nigh, indeed
Without weed i would have no creed,
Dont forget vodka aswell
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for some reason, that comes across as raing speedhornee..ah wellz...maybez cos i'm listenin' to 'em...and just TALKED TO FRANK...
can't wait for their new cd....and tour
EVEN THOUGH THEY FUCKING EAT WEAK PIECES OF BOLLOCK MEAT NOW.
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Who didn't close this? Shame on you.
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