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stupidest album pose
what's the stupidest (preferably unintentional) pose you've ever seen in an album booklet? i'm just curious, because my response to this question would be won by petri kuusisto of carnal forge in their album "the more you suffer." the band is trying to look angry or insane or something, but carnal's second guitarist looks just plain ridiculous.
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I think phil anselmo's face on the front of "cowboys from hell" looks pretty stupid. I currently can't think of alot of cd covers with band poses on the front of them.
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I think phil anselmo's face on the front of "cowboys from hell" looks pretty stupid. I currently can't think of alot of cd covers with band poses on the front of them.
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WTF???????? CFH album cover is one of the best I've ever seen. But then my nick is RIPDime!!?!
Check out the back of the album Vandenberg (debut album) IF you can find it!! Those guys look like total fuckin' fairies. Though I do think Vandenberg was one helluva a guitarist. Ya its fuckin' hairmetal, if you can call it that. But it IS a good album. I think (if memory serves correctly) the third song on the album is called "Wait". "Wait, Wait, Wait... til the shit hits the fan!!" I love that shit. Though they all look gayer than hell on the back of the album cover. LOL
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Well I'm surprised noone has said Immortal's 'Sons of Northern Darkness'. It's stupid in a good and funny way. And in Anata's 'Dreams of Death and Dismay' album, there's a pic of the band underneath the CD. They're not pulling some stupid pose, I just like to laugh at the ugly features!
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I think phil anselmo's face on the front of "cowboys from hell" looks pretty stupid. I currently can't think of alot of cd covers with band poses on the front of them.
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I can't remember who, but there was this pic of this BM group that was all naked. I think it was posted here once....
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Oh jeasus, i bevieve that, sadly.
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Well I'm surprised noone has said Immortal's 'Sons of Northern Darkness'. It's stupid in a good and funny way. And in Anata's 'Dreams of Death and Dismay' album, there's a pic of the band underneath the CD. They're not pulling some stupid pose, I just like to laugh at the ugly features!
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I remember that one. That one guy whose make up makes him look angry and sad at the same time really stands outs. I laughed out loud the first time I saw him. I hope they don't take themselves seriously.
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I remember that one. That one guy whose make up makes him look angry and sad at the same time really stands outs. I laughed out loud the first time I saw him. I hope they don't take themselves seriously.
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The one on the far left. Sorry, I can't keep a straight face... nor can he. 
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the back of reign in blood where slayer are trying to make tiny cans of stella look evil
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Hey cut that out you, those pictures rule. Its so oldschool looking.
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ManOwaR takes the cake. That or the famous picture of Varg holden that mallace.
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WTF???????? CFH album cover is one of the best I've ever seen. But then my nick is RIPDime!!?!
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haha i cant look at that without laughing, i brought it in one time to guitar lessons (long time ago) and my teacher was like "whats the drummer holding?! is that a fucking pastrami sandwich what the hell!" everytime i look at it now i think of that and burst up laughing
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Any album with a black metal fool donning corpsepaint and an alarmingly precise frostbitten pose borne out of a lack of attention from said fool's parents. Emperor are, of course, exempt from mockery.
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Actually, I agree with whoever mentioned the back of the Reign In Blood album. Goofy is the thrashers equivalent of true and necro.
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The really funny thing about Black Metaler's trying to look like Vikings is that they're usually really skinny - when a real Viking would probably loose his lunch laughing so hard at them.
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the back of Projects in the Jungle - Pantera
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I remember that one. That one guy whose make up makes him look angry and sad at the same time really stands outs. I laughed out loud the first time I saw him. I hope they don't take themselves seriously.
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Actually, I agree with whoever mentioned the back of the Reign In Blood album. Goofy is the thrashers equivalent of true and necro.
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Have you forgotten HEAVY LOAD!!!????!!!!1111
The really good pic of it was on truemetal.org, and that site has gone missing in action...
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Well I'm surprised noone has said Immortal's 'Sons of Northern Darkness'. It's stupid in a good and funny way. And in Anata's 'Dreams of Death and Dismay' album, there's a pic of the band underneath the CD. They're not pulling some stupid pose, I just like to laugh at the ugly features!
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Yeah, anything Immortal, or even black metal for that matter... (and yes, I do like black metal).
My choice would have to be Deeds of Flesh's "path of the weakening," because they are all standing in from of some woods, and unintentionally trying to look badass. Sorry guys, I could pull off a better pose...
And BTW, its 'dumbest.' Stupidest is a third-grade word that doesn't exist.
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WTF???????? CFH album cover is one of the best I've ever seen. But then my nick is RIPDime!!?!
Check out the back of the album Vandenberg (debut album) IF you can find it!! Those guys look like total fuckin' fairies. Though I do think Vandenberg was one helluva a guitarist. Ya its fuckin' hairmetal, if you can call it that. But it IS a good album. I think (if memory serves correctly) the third song on the album is called "Wait". "Wait, Wait, Wait... til the shit hits the fan!!" I love that shit. Though they all look gayer than hell on the back of the album cover. LOL
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Yeah, anything Immortal, or even black metal for that matter... (and yes, I do like black metal).
My choice would have to be Deeds of Flesh's "path of the weakening," because they are all standing in from of some woods, and unintentionally trying to look badass. Sorry guys, I could pull off a better pose...
And BTW, its 'dumbest.' Stupidest is a third-grade word that doesn't exist.
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ha ha ha ha ha ha, so true
where are their fucking manly beards
and vikings never fucking wore black either, they wore silver chain mail and brown fucking leather!
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maybe where you're from, i dunno, but dumbest sounds pretty juvenile to me.
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ha ha ha ha ha ha, so true
where are their fucking manly beards
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Yeah, anything Immortal, or even black metal for that matter... (and yes, I do like black metal).
My choice would have to be Deeds of Flesh's "path of the weakening," because they are all standing in from of some woods, and unintentionally trying to look badass. Sorry guys, I could pull off a better pose...
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