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Porno Names
HAH, do you guys know any funny porno movie names? Share em.
Farenheit 9"
The Metrix
Bring Em' Young
The Best of Both Worlds (hermaphrodite[sp?] porno)
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2005-01-07, 23:53
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Orgasmo, it's about people who where these heart necklaces and if they get shot with this gun and they become instantly horny, rofl!!
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Orgasmo, it's about people who where these heart necklaces and if they get shot with this gun and they become instantly horny, rofl!!
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Orgasmo isn't a porn movie, it's supposed (emphasis on the word suppose) to be comedy. It sucks, just like this thread. I mean, I guess the thread could have had some humor potential, but that potential was brutally murdered via the fact that none of the names mentioned are even remotely funny or interesting. The Best of Both Worlds? Yeah, that's good satire! Bring 'em Young? LOLZ!!! Damn, that's funny! Get it? Because they're young?! Guffaw.
Move over Monty Python.
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lemon curry?
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2005-01-08, 02:11
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Orgasmo, it's about people who where these heart necklaces and if they get shot with this gun and they become instantly horny, rofl!!
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That film is legendary, it has its moments, especially that guy that takes photo's and says stuff like ''yeah! YEAH! SUCK THAT COCK'' and ''hey man nice performance earlier.. you got quite a nice ass, infact i would'nt mind sleeping with you tonight'' you had to see it to get how funny he makes them sentences, legend.
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Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
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2005-01-08, 03:56
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Orgasmo isn't a porn movie, it's supposed (emphasis on the word suppose) to be comedy. It sucks, just like this thread. I mean, I guess the thread could have had some humor potential, but that potential was brutally murdered via the fact that none of the names mentioned are even remotely funny or interesting. The Best of Both Worlds? Yeah, that's good satire! Bring 'em Young? LOLZ!!! Damn, that's funny! Get it? Because they're young?! Guffaw.
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Fuck man, shit all over the place about it. It's not supposed to be completely hilarious. the way I see it, its just the kind of funny, whereas you (I) would read the title and give a slight chuckle on how immature it is. The Best of Both Worlds I got from Clerks, it was the name of the hermaphodite porno that Randall was watching with obnoxious noises coming from the TV. I'm in my late teens, so my kind of humor is obnoxious, asshole-like, a little immature and inside-jokes (mainly with my friends). Obiously we both have different styles of humor. I found this pretty funny though. If you don't like it, then dont comment on it. Just keep the crap to yourself, judging the name of the thread, did you expect an intellectual discussion? Of course its gonna be stupid, with some of us chuckling about the titles on how immature they are, I know I will, but what the hell, just have a "ball", I suppose that must be damn funny too, I mean, gawd! LOLZ  . This thread might or will be damn stupid. You dont have to tell anyone that it's a stupid thread to begin with, if they dont want to post in it, its their freaking choice. Hell, read the title of the thread
Back to the topic, here's a few.
Chicken Chow Mine
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Hindfeld (Seinfeld)
Moulin Splooge
Ri Dick U Lous
Titallica - Master of Puppies
Sperms of Endearment
Beverly Hills 9021-HO!
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2005-01-08, 04:34
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Fuck man, shit all over the place about it. It's not supposed to be completely hilarious. the way I see it, its just the kind of funny, whereas you (I) would read the title and give a slight chuckle on how immature it is. The Best of Both Worlds I got from Clerks, it was the name of the hermaphodite porno that Randall was watching with obnoxious noises coming from the TV. I'm in my late teens, so my kind of humor is obnoxious, asshole-like, a little immature and inside-jokes (mainly with my friends).
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Nothing wrong with that, I suppose. I think it's lame, but I don't judge you as a human being for it.
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Obiously we both have different styles of humor. I found this pretty funny though. If you don't like it, then dont comment on it. Just keep the crap to yourself, judging the name of the thread, did you expect an intellectual discussion...
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As I've undoubtedly explained before, there is no rule on this forum stating you are only allowed to respond to something you agree with. If it were, this forum would be a piece of shit. I can say whatever the fuck I want about how lame this thread is and there really isn't anything you can do about it. Live with it and learn to live with other people's opinions. If you are so offended and put off by people who disagree with you or criticize your posts, you really don't belong on an online forum.
I wasn't exactly expecting an intellectual discussion, perhaps I was hoping there would actually be amusing and/or funny names here, which there aren't. I'm occasionally amused by the titles of porn films myself, so my criticism wasn't based on your sense of humor, but rather, the lack thereof, as the titles you chose are overwhelmingly pedestrian. It also wasn't exactly malicious, either, I was really just poking fun at you. I mistook you to be the good sport type who doesn't mind that sort of thing. I didn't count on you being an overly defensive type.
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That film is legendary, it has its moments, especially that guy that takes photo's and says stuff like ''yeah! YEAH! SUCK THAT COCK'' and ''hey man nice performance earlier.. you got quite a nice ass, infact i would'nt mind sleeping with you tonight'' you had to see it to get how funny he makes them sentences, legend.
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couple nights ago, i seen a comercial for a video called Animals Gone Crazy: The Sexy Side.. now who the hell wants to see a bunch of animals screwing?
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I made these up for some prank calls:
Cum Dumpster 3:Return Of The Creamer
White Chicks... Black Dicks
Faggot Gangbang
Gerbil Tickling Faggots
Bukkake Tsunami(thanks cattle decap)
Black Bitch Bonanza
Hefty Hunnies 4:The Jiggling
And at the end of this string, we'd add speed 2, and act really distgusted by that one.
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haha.
One that springs to mind is 'Dildos Of Darkness".
And there's nothing wrong with this thread, lighten up.
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2005-01-08, 10:27
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Big Sausage Pizza!
(Google for it, I'm not making it up)
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Haha, I've heard of many:
The Ozpornes
Dude, where's my dildo?
Moulin Splooge
Hooters and the Blowjobs
Anal Chiropractor
Acid Sex
Many of those names almost get me wondering how they could even sell....well......hopefully those were funny.
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Oh no, that one is real.
@ ChrisRezendes
To be pefrectly honest, I got carried away in my meaningless rant. I wasnt offended at all about your remark. Really, its my fault with the thread name, I meant funny as amusing or HEH. I shouldve put amusing. The thread doesnt suck though. Meh, no hard feelings. 
@ Seasons in the Abyss
you read that list of Gross, Funny, Stupid, and i forget the other word, Porno list online didnt you?
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My friend calls someone we go to school with "Dick Guido" because he is italian. Hehe, he even agreed to use that if he ever goes into the biz.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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Oh no, that one is real.
@ Seasons in the Abyss
you read that list of Gross, Funny, Stupid, and i forget the other word, Porno list online didnt you?
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You'd be correct there about the two bottom ones of mine. I was tipped off about it from ebaums awhile back. That internet list was hilarious don't you think?
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(actual movies)
Edward Penis Hands
Lord of the G-Strings
Saving Ryans Privates
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2005-01-09, 02:44
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man, edward penis hands is original. My friend made a drawing of that once. he also had mr crazy cock (a guy with cocks coming out of his ears and cock for a nose)
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Sapornos (Sapranos)
Cheese co stole my others
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1) Romancing the Bone
2) Buttman & Rubbin'
Those are the only two that came to my mind...
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