What's the best one you've seen?

I can't think of one now. I'll post mine later.

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when the jehovas witnesses come around, these guys i knew saw em coming so one ran upstairs and opened the window and when they came to the door the other one opened it. so the one upstairs yells out something about "how the fuck did you get outa that damn cage!?! dammit get up here for your beating!!!"
the other one just kinda goes "...dammit, well you heard him i guess i gotta go"

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Practical joke as is a prank on somebody?

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Just anything in that realm

Dammit, mine are always lame as hell. I just do stupid crap to people when I get the chance sometimes. None of them really count as practical jokes even. There was this one time I sprayed shaving cream into a mailbox, that's all I can think about right now.

I dont know if this is a practical joke but whatever. I had this gay looking substitute for art about 2 weeks ago and he kept screaming at everyone to put our chairs up before the bell rang so when it rang i knocked like 3 chairs over and left. And my friend threw something at him. He would walk around with one of his arms like resting against his chest and he pulled out finger nail clippers from his pocket and started cutting his nails. It was a scary site...

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I once threw an apple down a toilet at my old intermediate school and flushed it. Damn bathroom was out of order for a couple days.

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we used to cover all the doorways and hallways in the high school with fishing line. noone can see it and its strong so they trip and fall HAHAHAHAHHAHAH those were the good ol days

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haha thats pretty funny.

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im a pretty accurate thrower so i stood on the balcony of my school and waited for my principal to walk down this hall way and i threw an apple right at his feet and it exploded, i think he pissed himself. that was pretty funny

Dude, this is great.

The best I got is from being a mall rat and pissing of security. Those were good times.

Pissing in a lemon gatorade bottle. 'Nuff said.

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Huh, I've done pranks, but not really practical jokes. Let's see: Roadside bingo; peanut butter under doorhandles; ripping out people's mailboxes; hitting skater kids with cottage cheese; hitting brand new cars with cottage cheese; throwing humongous wet balls of toilet paper at parked cars while going about 40 mph; moving common room furniture in front of dorm rooms, thus blockading people in their rooms. That's all I can remember right now.

YESSS!!!!

We used to dance in the mall parking lot and walk around snapping our fingers in rythm and then run when security or the real cops (who only came like 3 times) came. Good times.

Oh, and we would seriously all rip off our clothes and run around the outside of the mall, the 20 of us would.

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Cover the toliet seat with cellophane. It gets pretty messy.

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Just stick with the good old shaving foam on the hands while there sleeping and tickle there face with a feather or something.

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haha yeah. You could use fake blood too, man that would be HI larious.

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i did that one back in middle school, id have a pencil with high tension fishing line wound around it, a friend would take an end, and wed walk around weaving it thru chairs and shit, people would trip and start flipping out. the best one was when we did it outside, we had a huge concrete walkway, prolly about 30-40 feet wide, with light posts on either side, and when school let out, my friend took one end, i took the pencil, and we wound it around the light posts, people in between and all, it was great, all these kids where flipping out "what the fuck is that, whos doing that" and shit, ahhhh good times.

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get a glass bottle and smash it into small pieces then take the keys to your
mates car when hes not looking, wind the window down and spread the glass around
then put the keys back.
just make sure your around when he tries to get it fixed.

i havent done that ... yet.

i did get a traffic warden to give me one of their little yellow packets
i wrote ha ha on a bit of paper and stuck it on the windscreen of my uncles car

i also put a load of porn movies on his movie shelf just before all the family
arrived for christmass dinner.

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Another good one, which me and my freinds used to do when in the school library, is find the metal magnetic strip inside a book, which is used to set the doorway alarms off if it hasnt been checked out (swiped) yet. And rip it out, and stick it on people's bags as there walking out, and the alarm would go off, the library staff would be there checking there whole bag for the ''book'' and it was just hilarious, ahh the good times..

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Sometimes, when you go through at the same time as another person whether you stole a book or not, the alarm sometimes goes off. I did that once and they didn't even bother to check me, haha just went on walkin'.

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One time i was at a party with my friends, and one of my friends passed out drunk and we sowed his clothes down to the chair he was in, and when he woke up he couldnt move . Ahhhh good times.

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Or just but a shitload of books in their bag... Ive done that quite a few times... Its their fault for dragging around a fucking suitcase sized backpack.

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hahaha

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I have a fart machine. They're great too.

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my friend played a prank on me recently. he was telling me an easy way to make a deviled egg, by hard-boiling it in the microwave. so i put an egg in a cup of warm water in the microwave, set it for 2 mins on high.. then 8 seconds left on the timer, the f*cking microwave explodes! the door flys open, water and egg everywhere, then last but not least, the glass rotating plate in the microwave falls out and shatters.. i was so pissed.. but it was funny later that day.

here's a video i found of these dudes playing pranks on eachother.
Dorm Room Pranks

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My friends and I are pretty unoriginal when it comes to this, but our second newest one, the "triple whammy" is pretty cool. It consists of doorbell ditching a house with people awake in it, and right when they open the door, lauching a water balloon at their garage, and blowing up 3 rolls of caps for a cap gun with a rock. Good fucking times.

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I can't believe that dude left his door unlocked while he was whackin off....with HEADPHONES ON!!!! what a dumbfuck.

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How is catching someone jerkin' off a prank...

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i dunno, but it was funny.

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DOOD I CAUGHT YOU JERKIN ' OFF... I PUNKED YOUR ASS!

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freeze chaving cream, cut of the the top or bottom, stash it in a car, drawer, or bed etc.

Me and my friend go around in the mall and we do laps around the food court until the hispanic lady realizes that its the 3rd time we went around.

We also pretend we are talking about dildos and selling dildos on a cell phone. My friend goes by a couple that is about to start kissing and Yells, "Dildos, I need lots and lots of dildos." He did that like 3 times and the guy got so pissed. Also there was a guy with a pool stick, and he yells, "That reminds me we gotta get more dildos!" and he runs off. He goes up to somebody and says int ot the cell phone, "Hello, my name is dildo saggins, i sell dildos to 5 year olds." And lastly in the cell phone he says, "Hell ya I'll suck your dildo." End this fat lady walks around and says, "thats nice"
Good times

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Sounds like good times. Speaking of the mall, i once got kicked out of a sports store for trying out a basketball

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i hit a manican with a bat once in a sports store... glad i didnt get caught.

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I never got kicked out of a store, just the mall it's self. The closest we came to gettin' kicked out of a store was when we went in Spencers and started to jump up and down and mosh in a way, and knocked over a stand full of sunglasses. We stayed in for another, like, 2 minutes after that and then one of my friends ran up to us and told me they called the cops, so the 20 or so of us ran out of there and up the down escalator (which, if you never have, is hilarious and fun!).

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I got kicked out of Hot Topic!

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I got yelled at bcuz me and the other 20 mall rats went in there and layed down on the floor and tried to go to sleep.

Also, once in there, me and my friend went up to this one guy and I said "I've got new socks on." He was like "what?" and my other friend said "He doesn't understand does he?" and I was like "No!" and I started crying and hugging my friend. It was SO funny!!!! That guy was freaked out.

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whose dick did you have to suck?

if you call yourself a mall rat again i may be forced to use your spinal cord as a golf club.

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Dude, chill.

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lol

Uh..............

Me and my drummer stuck our socks on our old bassist's face when he fell asleep once. That was great, cuz he has this thing where he's afraid of feet and anything to do with them.

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The other day at school me and a couple other people stuck a bunch of gum in this kids hair and the next day he shaved his hair off. It was pretty funny.

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Yhe thats halarious...

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Yeah were just waiting for it to grow back so we can do it again. Hehe

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A) If you did that to me, i swear to fucking christ i would not stop hitting you until you were bleeding from the eyes. I only hope that your poor victim does the same.

B) BLS was being sarcastic. Get used to it, he does it a lot and hes very good at it.

Whats your fucking problem?

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you putting gum in some innocent dude's hair. thats not fucking cool. like i said, i would kill you. pussy.

Yeh, that about sums it up.

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He's got a point, it really isn't that funny cuz someone actually gets hurt.

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that is a pretty asshole move dude. Not cool.

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The kid was a faggit. He even laughed about it.

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???

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Regardless of his sexual orientation, that was a fucking asshole move, and uncalled for. He was subconsiosuosly thinking "what a fuckhead...".

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Yeah, that's what I meant to say, just wasn't sure how to say it. He either has emotional problems, or he considers you to be great, from what I can gather.

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Ok i think i know im an asshole.

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thats good.

one time at a party, a guy got drunk and passed out, and we shaved off one of his eyebrows. needless to say, I didn't stick around long enough to find out how he felt about it.

despite the hilarity of that situation, thats pretty fucked up too.

Haha, dude, thats even worse, it takes like 6 months for your eyebrows to grow back completely.

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kickass

Dude, me and a friend of mine spent 2 years straight pretty much flat out doin pranks... those were the good old days.... it was never anything major but it was still fun. some of the shit we did -

set off a fire extinguisher in the school corridor which we found out was faulty and it spilt all this weird painful liquid all over the floor (fucked the floor up) and our hands (hurt like a bitch)

Fires in the toilet bowls

One of us (it was too long ago to remember which one) was out of uniform once so the principal dude made whichever one of us it was wear a school jumper they had in the office... 3 seconds out the door and the jumper was then used as a taboggon (spelt wrong?), burnt, torn, covered in filth, and then returned to the office at the end of the day to a very pissed off principal
... (we recently did the same thing again only this time we had it in the toilet flushing it, then returned it, and blamed it on some dude we knew and laughed as he got in shit)

poured milk which had been festering for weeks into some chicks bag and she didnt know it was there as it oozed down her back after school...

this is taking effort to write.,.. i think i'll stop now... but yeah, twas nothing major, but it was fun.

completely off topic, but recently me and this dude i know we stalked a blind guy coz we swore he wasnt blind... that, that was fuckin great. waste of time. but it entertained us briefly.

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ah, and once we got a can of that fart spray stuff, sprayed it all through the office... what made it better was that there was then an assembly for some retarded shit and while the assembly was on we could see the office people airing out the office. that ruled.
they knew it was us. they didnt nail us though, they had us in the counsellers office going 'wheres the spray' and one of our friends had sat it up just outside the window while we were in there, and we had to endure sitting in there going 'i dont know, we dont have no spray' while it was right behind the counseller... meh.

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ROCKAGE!!!

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