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Old 2004-12-24, 03:37
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white trash of the month award...

i think we should make a white trash of the month award... here is how it goes...
when someone says something completely white trash and ridicuous(basically someting really fucking idiotic). and somebody notices(we arent all everywhere), they can post their quote and that person is a canidate... at the last week, all the canidate's names will be put together and i will make a poll, throughout that week everybody can vote... then on the last day of the month the winner is selected.

hows that sound?
maybe def or someone can even give them a custom user title like "white trash of nov."
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Old 2004-12-24, 03:40
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sounds good to me, so why all of teh sudden have you decided to join us in the chitchat forum, just so you could talk about tit fucking your g/f
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Old 2004-12-24, 03:47
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sounds good to me, so why all of teh sudden have you decided to join us in the chitchat forum, just so you could talk about tit fucking your g/f

first, she's not my girlfriend... second, i've just been bored, so i'll take out my a.d.h.d. on you guys instead of other forums.
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Old 2004-12-24, 03:49
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first, she's not my girlfriend... second, i've just been bored, so i'll take out my a.d.h.d. on you guys instead of other forums.

i see
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Old 2004-12-24, 03:55
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i think lots of people will purposely say things to be nominated. but it SHOULD be funny anyway.

i like white trash. well, i like white trash girls, as long as they're hot. yeah.
 
Old 2004-12-24, 03:58
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i like white trash. well, i like white trash girls, as long as they're hot. yeah.

first up
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Old 2004-12-24, 17:21
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start quoting.... i wanna see some fucked up shit.
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Old 2004-12-24, 17:40
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hey nigger, go fuck yourself. how about that one




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what a stupid coon


 
Old 2004-12-24, 18:00
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Old 2004-12-24, 18:06
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Ok...

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saves me the stress and pain of raping it out of 8 year olds i guess. she didn't even flinch when i busted all over her face. i think i'm in love.

i just had to tell somebody... another notch on my belt at the same time, another experience that hasnt given me a rash.


LOL
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Old 2004-12-24, 18:56
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i'm digging it so far
we should also post links to the threads they were in too...
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Old 2004-12-24, 19:01
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Old 2004-12-24, 20:02
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white trash quote: "ICP rules"
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Old 2004-12-24, 20:17
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white trash quote: "ICP rules"

i don't think that counts.... who the hell are you quoting?

musically i think they arent much, comedians at best. and after losing mike E clark their backing tracks just simply suck.
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Old 2004-12-24, 20:43
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You are fucking bored !
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Old 2004-12-25, 00:03
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RIPDime: that is a good one from dislexic, but i had already forgot it though i read it yesterday.
 
Old 2004-12-25, 02:02
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i don't think that counts.... who the hell are you quoting?

musically i think they arent much, comedians at best. and after losing mike E clark their backing tracks just simply suck.


i didnt know we had to quote people from this site, so i was just qoting this dirty white trash juggalo who goes to my school.
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Old 2004-12-25, 02:08
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i didnt know we had to quote people from this site, so i was just qoting this dirty white trash juggalo who goes to my school.

hey now, i think juaggalos are cool, it's funny to see how they have no lives and watch them do gay shit. confused white boys.
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Old 2004-12-25, 03:26
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i think we should make a white trash of the month award... here is how it goes...
when someone says something completely white trash and ridicuous(basically someting really fucking idiotic). and somebody notices(we arent all everywhere), they can post their quote and that person is a canidate... at the last week, all the canidate's names will be put together and i will make a poll, throughout that week everybody can vote... then on the last day of the month the winner is selected.

hows that sound?
maybe def or someone can even give them a custom user title like "white trash of nov."


Why White Trash? Why not Fucktard of the Week? Or Moron of the Month? White trash just seems stupid because it's too specific. I think something more ambiguous like moron or dumbass is more befitting.

It doesn't really matter much anyway, I'm not sure this idea is going to fly, and I personally don't care either way. This idea has just as much potential to be a stupid waste of time as it does to be humorous. Good luck with it, though.
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Old 2004-12-25, 05:16
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I dunn here reckon I like this cantest?
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Old 2004-12-25, 07:13
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Why White Trash? Why not Fucktard of the Week? Or Moron of the Month? White trash just seems stupid because it's too specific. I think something more ambiguous like moron or dumbass is more befitting.

It doesn't really matter much anyway, I'm not sure this idea is going to fly, and I personally don't care either way. This idea has just as much potential to be a stupid waste of time as it does to be humorous. Good luck with it, though.


I agree with chrisrezendes, that it needs to be something more broad, because if you do this white trash thing people will start doing shit like that on purpose and it would ruin the whole idea. I think Fucktard of the Week is much of a better idea.
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Old 2004-12-25, 20:35
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This was said by a friend of mine at school a couple weeks back, but I thought it was pretty fucking funny:

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SAG: Because this team is ruled by minorities.
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Old 2004-12-25, 22:53
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Old 2004-12-26, 00:44
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This topic has to unhinge its jaw with a cooking spoon to get its teeth around the weighty pair of testicles that it sucks.
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Old 2004-12-26, 04:14
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i thought it was a good idea...

people say some funny shit and nobody really gives them credit...
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Old 2004-12-27, 02:56
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i thought it was a good idea...

people say some funny shit and nobody really gives them credit...


...so they should be crowned with the title "White Trash of the Month"? I didn't even know this derogatory title was supposed to be leveled at people for saying supposedly funny things. This idea is far worse than I originally thought.

Besides, why should people get credit for saying something funny? Unless this is secretly some sort of comedian competition, I don't see how this is even relevant. Maybe I don't get it, and if I don't, I fully encourage you to explain to me how this is a good idea.
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Old 2004-12-27, 04:24
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sometimes people will say something that just has a natural humor to it that you just look at like "aw man, did he just? aw man"
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