So I'm reading my sick news (as per usual) and suddenly weird things are happening at Newsfilter.

That wrestler Chyna, the hideous she-male with the enormous shoulders, has a sex tape and it leaked on the internet. Ordinarily this would be very boring, but it turns out she has a cock. A penis. Chyna has a penis.

Wrong.

The female body responds in very strange ways to anabolic steroids. Apart from all that ordinary masculinization (facial hair, deep voice, Adam's Apple, increased muscle mass) they also enlarge the clitoris. As we're talking about a behemoth wrestler who probably juices with her breakfast, there can be little doubt that she's shot up so much testosterone that she's actually cultivated herself a wang. The clitoris and the penis are actually the same structure on a fetus, and the penis grows from this vestigial structure in response to testosterone.

Now, when all your sick friends discover this, you can know more than them and make them feel bad.

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Thanks for the life changing information, FBS. Has its behemo-clit grown a knob too???? This is even more disturbing than its jaw line.

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Do you really think the dangers of steroids of going to stop the thousands of athletes who take them? I mean, sports and pro wrestling are full of roided up juice monkeys. Just watch wrestling. The first thing you'll notice is that a guy who is 6 feet tall and 215 pounds of raw muscle is always considered small. The next thing you'll notice is the hideous bacne. The next thing you'll notice is how lucky baseball, football, and basketball players are to have to wear jerseys/uniforms so we can't see what probably amounts to a mountain range covering their backs. Of course, it's not just limited to those guys. Runners use performance enhancing drugs as well. Bodybuilders do, too. Just about anybody whose depends on an exceptional physical form could be juiced.

For the record, despite Chyna's extreme masculinity, I can think of two female wrestlers who exceeded her- Asya, a blatant Chyna ripoff, was far more muscular and considerably ugly. Nicole Bass, formerly frequent Howard Stern guest, exceeded her not only in muscle mass, but also facial ugliness, if you can believe that.

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How funny... I just downloaded that porn to see what it is like...

i didnt expect to see two dicks..

and she has more acne on her ass than some of the kids i used to work with at mcdonalds have on their face.

After $100,000+ in plastic surgery she still looks like a man

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Yeah, but man, you should have seen her PRE-surgery. I swear to god, she looked like Sgt. Slaughter wearing a wig.

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Where is the 'No' button on the poll?

I saw Chyna in Playboy. Aside from the narsty muscles and shit, she wasn't half bad. But uh... This is something I could've done without hearing, FBS...

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Wait i dont get it? so chyna was a man? or the steroids gave her a penis?

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You shouldn't do drugs. Drugs are bad, mmmkay? Best not to use things like that unless you want a winkie or man boobs depending on your gender. God knows what else they're screwing up in the process. I know certain hormone therapies that are beneficial to certain things speed up the aging process as well by not letting body parts age naturally.

I'm glad I'm built like a goddess so I don't have to worry about that shit.

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No, just no......I don't want to watch another porno for a really long time.....

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Chyna: Originally woman (or so its said....)

Hits the roids big time, gets horrendous jaw structure and apparently, a wang to match.

Now some weird shemale in-between thingy.

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Hahaha, well shes obviously fine about everyone knowing she has a penis, she practically whacked it up against the camera.

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So, It is a thing? Man...my morning just went to hell. Damn ClitorPenis

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About time FBS puts something out.

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Bobbi, if I had boobs, I swear to god, I'd probably never leave the house.

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Well, I do and I leave the house all the times. I even have 3 dicks and that doesn't stop me.

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Hey, do you have a girlfriend?

I don't like where this is going.

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I used to be a big wrestling fan... belive me ive seen it all.. even in person.

Some say her build is intimidating, but to me the fact that she has a bigger dick than me is more intimidtaing

http://www.celebrityzone.co.uk/celebimage/chyna.jpg AHHH!

And i dont think its the steroids that gave her a dick, its all the male hormones she has been taking. Women cant get buff, their hormones wont allow them to.. so just remember, next time you see a big buff chick she probably has more testosterone than you do.

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Hahaha, good one.



Urgh!!

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I've seen those giant clits before. I just never knew how it happened.

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She had horrendous jaw structure long before she hit the juice. I've seen some of her childhood pictures. The roids had nothing to do with that at all.




I'm not sure whether to laugh because her clit is so huge or because your dick is so small. I know, exaggerations make everything more fun (seriously), but that's a pretty big stretch.



Male hormones are steroids. Actually, all sexual hormones are steroids.

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FFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

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The mov wasn't helped by the fact that you had to watch 5 min of a man with long hair give a blowjob and get arse fucked before seeing the ~2 inch clit.

I was actually expecting something bigger, but it's still disturbing.

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hmm, the top "yes" is winning

im not sure if i want to watch this porn video. that sounds sick. i hate chyna.

Maybe she'll eventually grow a set of balls to go with the clitoris/penis.

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You don't have to tell me. I'm taking them next month in a pilot study into growth hormone testing. Used properly, they're about as dangerous as antibiotics.



For the record, Nicole Bass is a former female heavyweight bodybuilding world championship and crush-porn star. She's the most repulsive human alive. Uglier that Walpurgis.

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Steroids are male hormones . . .

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Good thing you felt the urge to say it a second time!

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It's just a giant clit, it can't be a penis. A clit doesn't have a uretha (Pee hole). In men, all of the holes (the equivalents to vagina and uretha) are in the tip of the penis. In women, they are separate. What would be the shaft is actually inside, the clit is an equivalent of the penis head, minus holes. Besides, she wouldn't grow a penis, even if the hormones are given during puberty, all of the major structuring happens in the womb. You know, some people have clitorises as large as 5 inches in lenght, nothing special here.

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Holy Shit!

Perhaps you've just had some encounters with "chicks" like that.

Manly female with deep 'Barry White' voice and more hair on her chin than Billy Gibbons: "Don't worry Dahl, It's just my clit"

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http://wrestlingcage.com/Rosters/nicole.JPG

Holy Jesus, tell me thats not the most daunting image you've ever seen in your life.

I have one question...


WHY?!?!

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she looks like an abominable cross-dressing behemoth

Yeah, man, I've been put on them several times myself. One time I was hospitalized with this fucking brutal respiratory infection, and the other 3 or 4 times were all because of allergic reactions. Anybody who has ever had their eyes literally swell shut because of encroaching hives can probably vouch that what kind of medication you are on is the least of your worries. This brings me to something else, something that is tragically off topic. It must really suck to be allegic to bees. I get stung by various flying insects throughout the summer, mostly because these insects are stupid and like to go to same places as me. The worst is flipping over a piece of metal or a board and seeing a huge fucking hornet nest underneath. Man, I'll never run so fast in any other situation.

In a desperate attempt to get back on topic, one time I saw Nicole Bass on Howard Stern and he made her cry by repeatedly telling her she was probably born a man and insisting that Robin(his female assistant, I'm not 100% sure on the name) go in the bathroom and have Nicole show her the muffin to prove to her that she really was a woman even then. I feel so guilty now thinking back to the thunderous laughter I couldn't hold back when that happened.

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I love Stern

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That ain't no scary photo for shit.

http://www.galeon.com/galeriaculturista/nicole.jpg

That's what I'm talking about. Dick-ripping meat machine!

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Theres no way thats a woman...it isn't possible

Eech...that is wretched. Girls should not have any "muscle" whatsoever. Just a little tight structurally and that's all I ask.

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I take it your girlfriend is a puddle.

What's your stance on bones?

Twerp.

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Hahahaha. I bet Chyna gets some massive clitoral stimulation though. And...am I mistaken or is that thing pierced?

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What?

I have some muscle, just enough for me. I work as a trolley pusher, so I need that muscle. It's just that some people prefer physical work that lets them use their natural strenght, and I'm one of those people. I was born with natural physical strenght and I'm stronger than some men my of my size and bigger, and I like to use that strenght. Good thing I'm a pacifist though, the idea of hurting anyone makes me feel physically sick.

And on bones, if you can see them at all when she's sitting down, and/or very clearly when she stands up without sucking her tummy in, the girl is underweight. I know, I used to be.

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How you can talk that a lot about this damn topic ??

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don't roids have a negative effect on penis growth?

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No, that is just one of the many ridiculous myths that surrounds anabolic steroids.
Used properly, they are a wonderful thing...

Good for you. You sound like well built girl. Despite an American infatuation with scrawny supermodels, that whole look is a major turn off for me. I hate plastic people, and their undying obsession to be thin so everybody will love them. I think the most attractive type of woman has wide hips, a plump ass, thick thighs, and muscular calves (usually from walking). I also like dark hair and large breasts, but they aren't important. That's also not to say those are the only type of women I have relationships with, just that those are the kind I find the most appealing physically. I also find them to typically be the most emotionally open and honest, but that could just be a coincidence.

Here are a couple of examples, and, as a warning, they are graphically nude-
http://www6.kinghost.com/amateur/bb...163/g163p18.jpg
http://www6.kinghost.com/amateur/bb...164/g164p21.jpg
http://www6.kinghost.com/amateur/bb...164/g164p18.jpg
http://www6.kinghost.com/amateur/bb...165/g165p22.jpg
http://www6.kinghost.com/amateur/bb...165/g165p15.jpg

I suppose those pictures do denote a strong fetish, but I suppose everybody has their fetishes. What the hell, here's a couple more for perversion's sake-
http://www6.kinghost.com/amateur/bb...165/g165p18.jpg
http://www6.kinghost.com/amateur/bb...166/g166p03.jpg



I've probably answered this question a million times, but since you never asked me before, I'll be nice.

No. It does shrink your testicles and shrivel your scrotum. There's actually a little saying- it shrinks the beans, not the frank.

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Well, the scrawny fashion model look was invented by gay fashion designers who were put off by the natural curves of a woman.

Also, a clit has a set number of nerves, which is around 8000, so for Chyna, they would be just spread over a larger area. I don't know myself, people can't compare the level of clitoral stimualtion to each other's because there is no way to measure it, and some people find body parts other than the clit to be more pleasurable, ie g-spot, anus, the small of their back, necks, ears, anything. Comparably, the foreskin, especially the bit on the downside where it all connects has around 4000 nerves spread all over it's area, but that doesn't mean much.

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Whoa What forum did I get on to? This is a little in depth for me.

I will say I like girls with some meat. I want the know they could hurt me if they wanted to. Angery love

Am I sick?

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i believe a clitoris is a small deformed penis (as taught by science teacher) but it seemed vague so i could be wrong

no, your not sick ^^^, if there wernt people like you then there'd be a lot of single fat chicks

That's what I heard too !

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Was that science teacher a 70 year old crusty conservative who burns lesbians for the good of the nation? That's a major insult to the clitoris, as it's solely for pleasure while the penis has many other functions. Deformed? Fuck off...

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Yeah. With a huge amount of good will, you could say he's right. But it's not a very clever way to say it, neither is it really correct.

In some ways, it functions like a penis. It's sensitive, and it gets bigger when stimulated. But to say it's a "small deformed penis" should in my opinion be a bad bad thing to do if you're a teacher (or anyone for that matter).

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There is a whole stigma over how the clitoris' sole purpose is pleasure, and while that is certainly true, some people take it to literally. By this I mean the think that since it's only for pleasure, it has no natural purpose. Obviously you aren't saying that, I just felt the need to jump in here and talk about this. The clitoris is there to sexually stimulate women, basically to make sex more pleasurable. The fact that sex is so pleasurable for Homo sapiens is the reason why we have such a high population, despite such a low reproduction rate (most women only have one baby at a time, and the gestation period is 9 fucking months!). By making sex pleasurable, nature encourages sexual behavior, which in turn ensures the success of a population. Isn't science interesting?

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It makes me want to have sex.

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As flattered as I am, I have to be honest with you that I can't swing that way.

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Well, orgasms DO push the semen up (if any) and make the fertilisation a lot more likely, and pleasure is natural, what's wrong with pleasure, and mainly, who the fuck is stupid enough to say that the clitoris is a bad or a useless thing? I'd like someone to say that about hair first.

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Hair helps us to retain body heat. Our body hair is very little compared to that of other mammals, but that's because most of our body heat escapes through the top of our heads, oddly enough. That's why we have so much hair on the top of our heads. It's also why I wear hats throughout the winter and rarely in the summer.

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Those links you posted earlier Chris are all the same.......

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No, they are redirects. It means the host is very anal retentive about linking, even though the links are direct. They are a bunch of tightasses. Try copying the links and pasting them into your browser, sometimes that works better.

EDIT: I just copied and pasted the first link into my browser and it worked just fine.

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I don't wear a hat, regardless of the occasion. I shaved my head in the middle of winter in Upstate NY. I did the same in the middle of winter in Chicago. Hair is not useless. If it were, hats would only be a fashion statement.

I ain't taking drugs that are gonna shrink my balls....

Kids, stay away from steriods, smoke alot of weed

Unless you have schizophrenia.

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I just remembered I was on steroids for a while after my allergic reaction to allegra. haha.....

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Steroids aren't going to shrink your balls just because you're on them for three weeks because of an injury, illness, rash, or whatever. The ball shrinking part is restricted to bodybuilders and athletes who intentionally abuse steroids over a longer period of time. Even those who cycle are still prone to shrunken testes if they use for too long.

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Who cares anyways, it does unhealthy things to you anyway that surpass many other illegal substances.

Besides, it's cheating, which is wrong and it takes the value away from competative sports anyway.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

NO.

NO.

Not unhealthy. Not cheating. Not devaluing competative (sic) sports.

Again, no.

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I was wondering if anybody was going to bother to reply to that, because I sure in hell wasn't. It gets so redundant trying to explain the same simple things over and over again. Sometimes you just have to smile and nod, smile and nod.

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Ah, my mental slowness and me being to lazy to read all the other pages that were here before i responded to this thread....

Hey, I have a few comments about this particular topic. I used to be on these boards like two years ago or so, so I don't know who's here that used to be and who's not (plus I don't even remember what I did back then, haha so whatever). I was just getting some tab and thought I'd check it back out.

I'm actually a bodybuilder so I think this is a cool topic. The Chyna thing is a bit much. But yeah, It's more the growth hormone that makes the clitoris larger but the combo of that and tes...not looking good for a small clitoris scenario. But with the jawline becoming larger and more fractured (in both males and females) that's primarily due in part to growth hormone.

*on a side note, if you are a young bodybuilder I recommend you DO NOT take growth hormone until after 21 at least. That's when your frame stops growing. If you don't let your full potential peak, then you will most likely have a forehead like Lou Ferrigno's. He took it too early. In fact I don't recommend using tes either before about 21. Reach your natural peak first.

The ball shrinkage is due more to fact concerning the TYPE of steriod rather than period of time. Depending on what you take, a six-to-eight week cycle will shrink your balls. It's not a big deal. They will go back to normal as soon as the cycle's done.

Too many steriods are bad for you. One cycle is not going to hurt you, lol (given the fact that one doesn't stack it with fifty other anabolic things). You won't even grow from a few cycles. You'll gain temporary strength and a shit load of water, but piss that back out when you're done. You may keep 5 to 10 pounds of what you gained, again depending on what you took and how long you have been juicing. Unless you're Cutler or Coleman and can afford to spend 15 g's on GH a year, I wouldn't worry about them to much as an athlete.

As far as the cheating thing goes. Ehhh, not really. Concerning bodybuilding it's 95% extant (unless of course it's the natural competitions in which case they test your blood, etc) I'll just use an example. Say you are from Topeka, Kansas. Everyone even in the Mr. Topeka is on SOMETHING or was, guranteed. That's how common it is. It only goes up from there competition wise. Those shows like the Mr. O, and GNC Show of Strength, and the NPC Nationals etc, there aren't enough pharmeceuticals in my county to take care of that. They are alive, but they also take kidney and liver saving tablets and have personal physicians do weekly checkups (to tell them if they are about to die or not lol).

Oh, and about the girls. The figure models!! Holy cow, those women are sexy to me. I know what it takes to be dedicated like that, so I think it's hot they take care of themselves and have muscle. Now the Olympia chicks....different story. But still impressive nonetheless. Ok I'm done.

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"That's not an argument, it's just contradiction."

"No it isn't."

"You just contradicted me!"

"No I didn't."

"You did just then!"

"No no no!"

If I had a tail, I'd chase it.

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Man... that's some good shit.

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