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Isn't her vagina warmer, tighter, and more moist? I'm not trying to be judgmental or anything, it just doesn't make much sense to me, personally. It seems like one of those stupid things invented by porn movies to make things interesting, like facials. I don't want to give a girl a facial. I want to ejaculate inside whatever orifice I was prodding around in to begin with.
Whatever. Different strokes (almost literally) for different folks, I suppose. 
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Isn't her vagina warmer, tighter, and more moist? I'm not trying to be judgmental or anything, it just doesn't make much sense to me, personally. It seems like one of those stupid things invented by porn movies to make things interesting, like facials. I don't want to give a girl a facial. I want to ejaculate inside whatever orifice I was prodding around in to begin with.
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i hate vaginas... well, not really.. they're just ugly n' shit i guess. but it's just hotter to have my dick in between her tits while she presses them around it. then, yeh, i'm not going to get into detail.... i'm a huge oral kinda guy too so facials and swallowing is like hella tight and she's all for it....
it doesnt need to be tight warm and moist to get me off...
i've had soo much sex and everything else, this just seemed soo cool... kinda like the first time i gave it to a girl in the butt or got my first blowjob.
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Isn't her vagina warmer, tighter, and more moist? I'm not trying to be judgmental or anything, it just doesn't make much sense to me, personally. It seems like one of those stupid things invented by porn movies to make things interesting, like facials. I don't want to give a girl a facial. I want to ejaculate inside whatever orifice I was prodding around in to begin with.
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So was it all like, "oohh, yeah, oh, yeah, ok, no, not there, ok, yeah ooo, yes, okay now here, ahh, owww, agghghghghhghg AAAAAAH, ouou, mmmm, OO O OOH OH OH, EWWW YOU GOT WHITE STUFF ALL OVER ME!!, oh sorry"?
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LOL In my experience the best lay is the one you would rather NOT talk about...
If I was gonna pick a girl to titfuck though it would have to be this one...cuz you just can't beat a nice cold six pack of dark beer after a good tit fuck.
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i agree doctor, i think it's quite dirty. i don't care if other couples do, each to their own, but it's not for me and my girl. it's not natural, it's a recipe for AIDS, and yes, sticking your precious man-meat where she craps 5 or 6 times a week is vile.
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i agree doctor, i think it's quite dirty. i don't care if other couples do, each to their own, but it's not for me and my girl. it's not natural, it's a recipe for AIDS, and yes, sticking your precious man-meat where she craps 5 or 6 times a week is vile.
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Not to mention that oral sex is not natural, either.
Also, the whole disease and AIDS stigma attatched to it is really quite mythical in nature, but I'm not sure anybody would even read if I bothered to post why. Anybody who cares to know can PM me, if I get three or more PMs I'll post it here.
I guess I could understand if somebody who has had it would say, "I didn't like it, it didn't feel right" or "it was weird, I felt gross the whole time". I just don't understand how somebody who has never even ventured the mighty 3 inches southward from the usual route can sit there and say how something they've never even experienced is the most disgusting sex ever.
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I'll never understand the stigma there. I'm not sure how it matters that it's her shit hole considering it'd be pretty clean when you're going in there. Mentally it shouldn't be any different considering that the vagina itself discharges something I consider far more foul than shit. To boot, I highly doubt anybody afraid of anal sex is really afraid of a blowjob, despite the fact that the mouth is the host to the most foul brew of germs in the entire body.
Not to mention that oral sex is not natural, either.
Also, the whole disease and AIDS stigma attatched to it is really quite mythical in nature, but I'm not sure anybody would even read if I bothered to post why. Anybody who cares to know can PM me, if I get three or more PMs I'll post it here.
I guess I could understand if somebody who has had it would say, "I didn't like it, it didn't feel right" or "it was weird, I felt gross the whole time". I just don't understand how somebody who has never even ventured the mighty 3 inches southward from the usual route can sit there and say how something they've never even experienced is the most disgusting sex ever.
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But where else are you gonna blow it? when there on there knee's infront of you it just seems perfect, but yeah it must be pretty disgusting for them (unless they like it)
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tit fuckin's great for a change.
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I've attempted to do my girl in the ass a couple times, but shes been to afraid..but it will come someday.
She got her nipple pierced the other day, it's pretty neat.
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Titty fucking is stupid and doesn't feel good...it's like getting a handjob from your 10 year old down syndromed sister.
I've attempted to do my girl in the ass a couple times, but shes been to afraid..but it will come someday.
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Nice job dislexic, I can honestly say that I've never had the pleasure, how DO you bring that subject up?
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You just have the wrong chick then man.
I'ts not straight tit-fucking. There's head in between, thrusts and shit.
and my 10 year old down-syndromed sister gives a great hand-job. Man, I'm from PEI remember? If she ain't good enough for family, she ain't good enough for me.
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Haha, you sick evil bastard.
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Nice job dislexic, I can honestly say that I've never had the pleasure, how DO you bring that subject up?
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we're NOT in a real relationship. in fact when we started messing around she had a boyfriend.
so occassionally we fuck around, because she gives some of the best head ever... and who's not down for an occasional fuck too? then we just kick it like nothings going on..
she knows that oral sex is #1 favorite, i'm all about it, facials n' shit are a huge turnon to me...
she also knows that anal is #2(hehe no pun intended) favorite... first time i did it with a chick we were drunk(i'm clean now and have been for a long time) so it just happend...
with anal i don't see the fear, asses are hot imo, as long as it's a hot ass... the hole is a fricking hole... look at how gross vagina's look and al the crap in and around them... i don't see how an ass is any grosser. as for the shit dick thing, it doesnt happen, unless maybe you got a bitch that has a sticky load that's been built up for a few days.. it's plenty clean... no dirtier than a mouth or vagina. and if you're wearing a rubber(which you should always do down south) i don't think it's a huge deal anyways.
for the disease thing, you're just as likely to get a disease from a vagina as from an ass, and you're only going to get a disease if you're fucking someone with the disease. and once again, if you're wearing a rubber, it's not an issue.
back on subject of this chick...
i had mentioned something about cool things in a porno i had seen, and i just focused on the tit thing... (this girl by the way has really nice tits), then i kinda shut up about it and looked like i was thinking really hard about it, she just kinda laughed and was like "what are you thinking about?" in a cute voice, and i nodded my head and said "watsup?" then we ventured to my bed room... after a little while of spooning in our underwear, i climbed on her, her on her back me strattling her... and then i just sat there and stared at her tits for a second... and in the same cute/seductive voice she said "what cha thinking about" and before i could think of a reply she pulled out my hooded ninja(yes i'm uncircumcised) and kinda started jacking me off with my dick in between her titties... next thing you know she's got them pressed around my dick as hard as she could(it was hot as fuck too because she was fondling herself and playing with her tits) and i just started bumping that shit... then she told me she wanted a facial, hell, then she fucking said "please" and i couldnt help but blow my load right there....
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ok stop.
so far too many of you fuckers have said a vagina is ugly.
Are you guys fucked? They're fucking beautiful!
I can climb in there and spend my afternoons man. Face first, rooting like a fucking pig. I enjoy goin down on a chick more than i like fucking them.
Pussy, ugly?
What the fuck is wrong with this generation.....
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You went down on a ragged girl?!!! AWWW MAN!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!
Man I was talking about typical sex, gah.
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I know the blood isn't everywhere, but its been on me a few times and it's not the prettiest sight...especially the smell. 
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Those sound like good books..HST used to party with them in the early-mid 60s...then they chain whipped his ass.
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i personally think they're gross looking... but whatever... i've still gone down a couple times.
as for the period shit... i've fucked girls on there periods before... but i'd never go down on a girl on her period... just no...
on another note... anybody ever had a girl try to stick her finger in your ass while she was giving head or something? not cool bro, not cool.... i'm done to do it to girls, but i just don't feel comfortable with myself if i allow such things to happen to my anus...
once a girl tried to stick her finger in my ass, but i was prepared, i have buns of steel baby, she went for it but i just flexed and about broke her finger off, then i punched her in the face and told to her to cool it. 
she had asked about it earlier and i told her hells no, but i had a feeling she would try it.
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haha damn xdx this is a side i never thought you would have haha
as for my ass...nothing is getting in there! i think i would have really broken that girls finger if she tried that
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2004-12-24, 02:52
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lol, xdx you should post in Chit Chat more often.
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yea! we need more threads like this one
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Yeah except FearFrost is probably jerking off to the fact I fucked my gf when she was on her period or when I shat on her chest and didn't even lick it off like I normally do...  Is that spider appropiate? Why the fuck is there a spider anyway?
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...on another note... anybody ever had a girl try to stick her finger in your ass while she was giving head or something? not cool bro, not cool.... i'm done to do it to girls, but i just don't feel comfortable with myself if i allow such things to happen to my anus...
once a girl tried to stick her finger in my ass, but i was prepared, i have buns of steel baby, she went for it but i just flexed and about broke her finger off, then i punched her in the face and told to her to cool it. :lame overused new smiley:
she had asked about it earlier and i told her hells no, but i had a feeling she would try it.
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Haha, man... I remember one girl asked me if I like that and I told her "I'm not really sure, but I'm also not going to find out". I mean, there's nothing wrong with it really, I'm just not comfortable with the idea. Mentally speaking, I just think it would feel too emasculating to be pentrated, even if it was by a woman. I've seen it done in porn movies, as well as guys getting their salad tossed by a woman during the oral parts, and if you are guy who feels comfortable with that, more power to you, dude. Myself, personally, I just couldn't accept that on a mental level.
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haha, that's what i'm saying... i'm sure it could be pleasurable, fuck i know girls that think it feels better than vaginal sex.. but the thought of it happening to me just bugs me out. and when things don't go my way in bed, i just start swinging.
nothing reminds me of my first time like a chick crying.
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Yeah except FearFrost is probably jerking off to the fact I fucked my gf when she was on her period or when I shat on her chest and didn't even lick it off like I normally do... Is that spider appropiate? Why the fuck is there a spider anyway? |
haha, i met a girl once, her night job for extra cash was to get a glass table, pile a bunch of guys under it and they could watch her shit on it... i thought i was freaky... that's like a whole different level of hotness... er.. weirdness, yeh, weirdness. 
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id have to kick yer ass for hitting a girl, but she shouldnt have done what she did either.
im willing to let my lady finger my ass if the situation arises, hell, ive done it to her, why not.
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smack my bitch up...
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i dunno dood bro...
i hit girls on a daily basis... seriously... i suppose it has to do with me being a pimp... and with all that pimp slappin i might just be able to leave some G money imprints in your face, but then again one of the diamonds might get stuck on your chin, then you'd be a rich man...
nah dude, hitting girls is fine though.
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lol.
Ah well, hey man i've licked an ass before too, so it's the same shit.
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Haha, ive got this german porn dvd burned, ahaha and its fucking sick. the shit they do, like the guy would dip his finger in her asshole, pull it out and starting sucking it off his finger, fucking awful..
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Haha, ive got this german porn dvd burned, ahaha and its fucking sick. the shit they do, like the guy would dip his finger in her asshole, pull it out and starting sucking it off his finger, fucking awful..
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How is that any different than a guy fucking a girl in her ass, pulling out, and having her suck it? They do that all the time in porn, at least in the last few years, anyway. I'm almost certain that they use some serious anti-bacterial stuff to make sure nothing goes wrong there, because ass to mouth is seriously not recommended for amateurs and rarely practiced by them. Personally, I wouldn't really be that turned on by pulling out of her ass and letting her suck me just to put it back in. I'd rather just pound her poop chute forever.
That being said, there really is a lot of porn that seriously repulses me. Ass to mouth just isn't one of them.
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Hahah, I had a buddy like that too, he referred to it as "pressing his turbo button" lol
Thanks for reminding me of that, it was fucking hilarious when he told me.
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Nah man, HE sucked it off his finger.
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Your just jealous!
Ok does anyone find it sick how 99% of us are guys and we have this like Metaltabs mom and were talking about eating out bloody cunts and licking assholes? We could start a commune!
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Group sex is fucking disgusting...how could you look at a fucking guy whos banging the same girl you are? I'd punch his ass in the balls out of sheer jealousy!
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i'm down for tag teaming... the guy has to be my friend and i can't have ANY emotional feelings towards the girl... to me, there are some girls you make love too because it's something you both just want to do to be close to each other and blah blah.. and then theirs the girls you just do as much insane degrading shit as possible to for the sake of doing as much gross perverted shit as possible. so tag teaming, i'm comfortable, my friends see me naked all the time, it's cool, it's like fucking to a porn, you're watching your friend slam his yambag into her ass while you're getting a blowjob or something. i'm sorry, but that's pretty hot.
i think i started the most sexual thread ever, all because i wanted to brag about tit fucking a girl... bad ass...
and today i got a christmas blowjob AND a christmas fuck, both ended in me drenching the poor girl in my semen... one was eight and had a penis
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