2004-12-15, 03:22
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Blood on Homework....
I know this sounds really freaking stupid and pointless but... I happened to got blood on my Homework and its an essay.... so err... What the hell should i do? 1) Rewrite it 2) Dedicate it to Slayer 3) Screw it 4) Bleed more... or just something else... is there a way to get it off perhaps? I spent hours on this freaking thing!
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2004-12-15, 03:24
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I am a tax on the world..
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You're right. It's very stupid and pointless.
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2004-12-15, 03:29
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at least i admited it...
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2004-12-15, 03:33
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Lo, they do call to me...
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dedicate it to slayer
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2004-12-15, 03:35
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excelent
Last edited by Cheese Co : 2004-12-15 at 03:59.
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2004-12-15, 03:55
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Of course redo it. If you typed it then just re-print it. If you didn't type it, then your an idiot.
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2004-12-15, 03:57
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The Devil
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First, spell excellent right.
Second, re-write it. How long is your essay? 1 page?? If so, just hand it in as-is, you'll probably fail it anyways, regardless of blood stains. Otherwise, if it's AT LEAST 3 pages (single spaced....6 double spaced), then just re-write the fucking page that has the blood on it.
Also, if it's hand-written and it's taken you "hours" to finish this....why the hell didn't you print it off the computer you're using to type in this forum??!?! If it actually IS printed off a computer.......then what the fuck's the problem? Just print up another copy.....it'll probably finish faster than a Paris Hilton porno.
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2004-12-15, 04:00
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Meh... I'll just hand it in with blood on it... its too late to think... WOuld it matter if there was blood on it anyway?
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2004-12-15, 04:01
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Drunken Yeti God
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Man I love me some Paris Hilton. Oh yeah, anyway, with stupid and pointless I agree. Rewrite it 7 times, bleed on 6 of them, turn one in, stand in the corner for 20 minutes, get your father to give you a spanking, and slam all of your fingers in a car door to avoid making another post like this one. Hope I was a little help.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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2004-12-15, 04:02
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Drunken Yeti God
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese Co
Meh... I'll just hand it in with blood on it... its too late to think... WOuld it matter if there was blood on it anyway?
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Depends on the quantity...
Papercut amount = turn it in, probably won't care
G/F ragged on it = lick the blood off, but don't turn it in, way too sexy
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2004-12-15, 04:05
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Like a very large spatter of blood across the page.
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2004-12-15, 04:10
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Drunken Yeti God
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I'd rewrite it if you have time, otherwise, just take it in and tell them what happened.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2004-12-15, 04:11
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Fair enough.
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2004-12-15, 09:52
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Leave the blood on: you can say that you put a little bit of your heart into your work.
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2004-12-15, 10:16
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you couldve re-done the thing instead of whiling away your time on the computer
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2004-12-15, 14:59
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Why is there blood on the paper you sick fuck?
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2004-12-15, 15:10
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Quote:
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G/F ragged on it = lick the blood off, but don't turn it in, way too sexy
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hahah
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2004-12-15, 15:48
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faster than a Paris Hilton porno.
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That fucking video (no pun intended) goes for ages!
Anyways. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCKCKCKKCK it.
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