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Old 2004-12-15, 03:22
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Blood on Homework....

I know this sounds really freaking stupid and pointless but... I happened to got blood on my Homework and its an essay.... so err... What the hell should i do? 1) Rewrite it 2) Dedicate it to Slayer 3) Screw it 4) Bleed more... or just something else... is there a way to get it off perhaps? I spent hours on this freaking thing!
 
Old 2004-12-15, 03:24
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You're right. It's very stupid and pointless.
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Old 2004-12-15, 03:29
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at least i admited it...
 
Old 2004-12-15, 03:33
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dedicate it to slayer
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Old 2004-12-15, 03:35
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excelent

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Old 2004-12-15, 03:55
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Of course redo it. If you typed it then just re-print it. If you didn't type it, then your an idiot.
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Old 2004-12-15, 03:57
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First, spell excellent right.

Second, re-write it. How long is your essay? 1 page?? If so, just hand it in as-is, you'll probably fail it anyways, regardless of blood stains. Otherwise, if it's AT LEAST 3 pages (single spaced....6 double spaced), then just re-write the fucking page that has the blood on it.

Also, if it's hand-written and it's taken you "hours" to finish this....why the hell didn't you print it off the computer you're using to type in this forum??!?! If it actually IS printed off a computer.......then what the fuck's the problem? Just print up another copy.....it'll probably finish faster than a Paris Hilton porno.
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Old 2004-12-15, 04:00
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Meh... I'll just hand it in with blood on it... its too late to think... WOuld it matter if there was blood on it anyway?
 
Old 2004-12-15, 04:01
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Man I love me some Paris Hilton. Oh yeah, anyway, with stupid and pointless I agree. Rewrite it 7 times, bleed on 6 of them, turn one in, stand in the corner for 20 minutes, get your father to give you a spanking, and slam all of your fingers in a car door to avoid making another post like this one. Hope I was a little help.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

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Old 2004-12-15, 04:02
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Meh... I'll just hand it in with blood on it... its too late to think... WOuld it matter if there was blood on it anyway?



Depends on the quantity...

Papercut amount = turn it in, probably won't care
G/F ragged on it = lick the blood off, but don't turn it in, way too sexy
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2004-12-15, 04:05
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Like a very large spatter of blood across the page.
 
Old 2004-12-15, 04:10
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I'd rewrite it if you have time, otherwise, just take it in and tell them what happened.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2004-12-15, 04:11
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Fair enough.
 
Old 2004-12-15, 09:52
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Leave the blood on: you can say that you put a little bit of your heart into your work.
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Old 2004-12-15, 10:16
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you couldve re-done the thing instead of whiling away your time on the computer
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Old 2004-12-15, 14:59
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Why is there blood on the paper you sick fuck?
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Old 2004-12-15, 15:10
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G/F ragged on it = lick the blood off, but don't turn it in, way too sexy


hahah
 
Old 2004-12-15, 15:48
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faster than a Paris Hilton porno.
That fucking video (no pun intended) goes for ages!

Anyways. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCKCKCKKCK it.

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