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2004-11-23, 18:22
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For those who like GrindCore
Me and a friend of come up with some pretty grose and stupid words and phrases. Example rectum rocks, diahrrea eggnog, cockroach sodomy.
Me and my friend find them very funny. So if anyone agrees go ahead and start posting
fetal frostbite
embryogurt 
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2004-11-23, 18:27
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2004-11-23, 18:36
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anal mutilated - cunt choked - saggy tit granny sucking - jackhammer raped mo' fo! Foo' 
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2004-11-23, 18:53
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Dude your ideas are so grinding corpse metal. I speak the truth.
HAILZ! AND STAY BR00TAL 4EVER! Seriously...continue with the shit you're writing. One day you'll be touring with Exhumed and Canbibal Corpse and you'll be drinkin' with them all day!!!
Where do you live? Maybe we could hook up and I could play guitar for you...
(I'm talking to thUndeadFaggot).
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2004-11-24, 04:07
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But why is the rum gone ?
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all i can think of right now is puke pus
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2004-11-24, 04:24
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2004-11-24, 19:20
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Originally Posted by metal=life
Dude your ideas are so grinding corpse metal. I speak the truth.
HAILZ! AND STAY BR00TAL 4EVER! Seriously...continue with the shit you're writing. One day you'll be touring with Exhumed and Canbibal Corpse and you'll be drinkin' with them all day!!!
Where do you live? Maybe we could hook up and I could play guitar for you...
(I'm talking to thUndeadFaggot).
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Thanks man except for the faggot part. I live in augusta georgia.  Dude, I came up with a really gruesome way to kill someone. Hold them down and cut out a square piece of skin off their stomach and stick a cake mixer in there and have at it! Check these out:
Placenta Hat
Exploding Fanny Pack
Disect and Sodomize! (a song I wrote)
Femeral Disformity (yet another song I wrote)
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2004-11-24, 20:36
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He was being sarcastic...
...but you live too far away from him anyway - metal=life resides in the Colorado State Penitentiary. If you wanted, you could visit him once a month and give him his conjugal rights. He'd teach you in absolutely no time at all how to make his lump of hardwood sing, that's for sure.
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2004-11-25, 10:04
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Originally Posted by TheUndeadMan
Thanks man except for the faggot part. I live in augusta georgia. Dude, I came up with a really gruesome way to kill someone. Hold them down and cut out a square piece of skin off their stomach and stick a cake mixer in there and have at it! Check these out:
Placenta Hat
Exploding Fanny Pack
Disect and Sodomize! (a song I wrote)
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2004-11-25, 12:39
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hey, give him a break sarcasm is coplimcatid.
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2004-11-25, 14:59
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Oral Defecation, Drinking Pus out of a Dog's Anal Tract with a Straw Made from an Esophagus, Force Fed Heaping Mounds of Carrion, Genitals Bathed in Napalm...patents pending mofos!!!
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2004-11-25, 19:08
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cactus in the cunt
porked with a poker
rotting nipples
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2004-11-29, 12:41
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Originally Posted by SuNioj0369
Oral Defecation, Drinking Pus out of a Dog's Anal Tract with a Straw Made from an Esophagus, Force Fed Heaping Mounds of Carrion, Genitals Bathed in Napalm...patents pending mofos!!!
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Fuck Yeah, Man!!!
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2004-11-29, 18:33
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Thank you. I take great pride in my overactive, perverted imagination! Here are a few more...
-Cacti Lobotomy Through Your Violated Anal Tract
-Tapeworm Anal Dildo
-ABC Gum (no, not Already Been Chewed, Anal Basted Curry)
...and one more. I'll keep it in context since I'm on some sort of fucked up anal themed run here...
-The Unpleasant Defecation of Napalm and the Quite Pleasant Mastication of the Rancid Remains of Your (yep, you guessed it) Anal Tract
I must say that I'm one goddamn good poet...
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2004-11-29, 19:21
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2004-11-29, 19:27
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...indeed it does.
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2004-11-29, 22:02
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HAILZ! AND STAY BR00TAL 4EVER! Seriously...continue with the shit you're writing. One day you'll be touring with Exhumed and Canbibal Corpse and you'll be drinkin' with them all day!!!
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CANBIBAL CORPSE IS T3H SHIZNIT!!! BR00TAL 
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2004-11-30, 00:05
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smell your mother
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2004-11-30, 01:06
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2004-11-30, 01:21
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Nothing wrong with cannibal corpse though....
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2004-11-30, 05:22
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