www.colemarcus.com

i found this quite entertaining. the kid is playing ozzy's crazy train and hes 4 years old. check it out , its in the reel section

shit. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that little trailer

4 years old, my god, if he keeps practising he'll be the next dave lombardo

Motherfucker! That kid owns me at drums! AND HES 4!!!

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Do i have to say more?

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Tony Roster Jr. is better.. but for 4 years old.. wow

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That kid sucks!!!




Haha, but yeah pretty good for 4 years old.

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Fuck.... I feel really bad when I hear about kids playing so well because when I was a child there was no drum teacher within a huge distance and nowhere to buy drums.Lucky , lucky kid...

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pretty cool

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motherfuck...

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but does he trigger?

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its quite possible. drummers don't need a lot of intelect to drum, so...

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The bio is a little overindulgent though.

"As early as 8 weeks old, Cole started showing signs of musical gifts, and mom knew he had perfect pitch."

How would she tell at 8 weeks?

I'm not saying that this kid doesn't kick my ass, but the bio is even worse than all those terrible, overindulgent band bios.

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its more just sad, his parents are probably like trophy parents and say "look at my 4 year old drumming kid!!!!" and parade him around... and he looks like a miscarriage.

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and another comment. Although it is cool that hes 4 and hes drumming, i noticed alot of mistakes. And it seems that he had no original material, and its pretty easy to memorize simple songs like he did.

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Hahaha he looks like a miscarriage i love it.

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perfect pitch?! kids cant even make noises beyond a cry till atleast one year old

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yeah, miscarriages always have fros and flat noses...

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lol....yeah he did suck, it did constantly mess up.

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that kids fro is the greatest thing ever

The stupid vid didn't work.

it was shitty, but nonetheless funny. "i wanna win! i wanna win so badly!" man, when i was 4 years old, i gave more of a shit about power rangers than anything, that kid should be woried about chokemon or something.

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Fuck, hes better than me but thats not saying much. lol.
I dont know, hes like that '8' year old guitarist. Hes not that good and hes getting too much attention for it.

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fuck that man legos rulled my world back then

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yeah, basically anything that i thought ruled, like:
Legos
knex
Power Rangers
TMNT

too bad the new fad is to cherish all the things you used to like, because that shit bores me now, except maybe lego advance or whatever its called.

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oh man i such a tmnt fan i got some of the orignial cartoon on dvd its so awsome

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I love legos
pretty much all I did when I was younger was playing with legos and running around in my underpants with a batman cape

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FUCK YEAH!!! BATMAN CAPE!!! i had one when i was like 2-7, i guess i wore cowboy boots too when i dress up as batman...

John Wayne IS.... BATMAN!

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Fuck batman, I was a Sailor Moon freak. I still am a little, like I know the theme off by heart, but I no longer go crazy over the merch or watch it twice every day. Legos were cool.

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i hope youre kidding... or youre female.

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Yes SHE is a FEMALE

crazy huh?

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damn, and here i thought the metaltabs.com forum was a giant sausage fest... meh, whatever, anime blows for the most part.

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i guess the problem would be BLS is that every female i run into is:
A:Really Shallow
B:Really Stupid
C:Emo
D:Punk, drunk/animal rights punk at that... grrr
E:Grim/Necro Cut thy fllesh and worship satan stupidity...
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nuts to sailor moon, THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE!!!!

thats like preschool/toddler level dude... yeah, i hate goths, what can i say?

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nah thomas r0kd my s0x till i was 6.

on the topic of the video, wasnt too bad but.....eh, what i need to say has already been said.

yeah, i dunno, i think i was into power rangers by then, japanese just know how to please kids eh?

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dunno about that one mate. according to my mate who full on digs jap anime, they have to edit dragonball Z, edit out the gorey parts so jap children wont vomit into their breakfasts. ewwww jap kids vomiting their breakfasts

I saw this boy before, really great !

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Fuck you. Anime is like any other kind of entertainment, there is a lot of shit and there is some good stuff, and some fantastic stuff. There are different types of it too, I know a girl who exclusively likes comedy anime, I like action anime.

For goth intolerance, you can suck my methaphorical cock, Innards-Decay. Personality not subculture. I know some of the most awesome people who are goth, but some who I really want to punch in the face. Any kind of prejudice is stupid.

On the subject of "every female I meet", every man I meet is either:
A. Shallow
B. Manipulative
C. Violent
D. Prejudous
E. A Wigger

Shove that up your ass and smoke it.

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im not doubting, you, males suck equally... and anime still sucks, prejudice rules.

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you gotta get out more man.

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The thing is, when you put that list up, you put really shallow first, but didn't realise that you were shallow yourself.

C:Emo

Emo is a kind of music, and there is nothing wrong with it, unless she's the overly whiny emo type.

D:Punk, drunk/animal rights punk at that... grrr

Music, political views. That doesn't make her personality any different...

E:Grim/Necro Cut thy fllesh and worship satan stupidity...

That, oh that. Eventhough I like BM I never went down that path, I know that being like that is a short phase and any girl would get out of it.

Everybody looks for who they think they want and not for who they want, and most often in the wrong places, while they overlook people who are perfect for them.

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screw that, goths are irritating... emo chicks are usually overly sensitive and or whiney to mockery and/or telling them to kill themselves because of their intolerance towards ignorant people. I just say ignorant things to people to test them normally, and whether or not they make an educated response, or fly off the handle and go completely batshit about the slightly offensive thing i just said, determines if i will like them or not. The ideal human is IMO is a chill person who doesnt shit a brick when something isnt how they want it, and thats pretty much how i think.

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Don't try to save your face, asshole.

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goth's are stinky

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Anime rules man, I got box sets of stuff like Evangelion.

anime sucks, and im not saving face, because its the fucking internet... stop getting offended because an immaterial person said something you dont like.

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Immaterial - having no body or form. Haha. You just said that you're not real. Well, it's the principle of netiquette - there is always a person on the other end of the line, and one has to remember that. I tell people if I don't like them straight away, I'm not buddy buddy with everyone. I didn't like what you said. I think you're a shallow, apathetic asshole who can't change anything (only those who question the status quo can change it). You're the kind of person who would walk away after seeing someone getting harassed or something else that's obviously wrong and you had the power to stop but didn't because it's not your problem and you don't care for anyone but yourself. You set very high standards for every woman you meet, not thinking about what kind of person you are in the first place. For those reasons, I don't like you.

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Anime is ALWAYS so bad, there is well done anime plot wise.

i know i just said im not real, thats the point, you cant see me, im not a palpable being at the moment from behind a computer screen. And yes i am very apathetic, but only towards bullshit that is petty and lame, i am also pretty misanthropic, and intolerant, but thats towards everyone, not just women. If i saw someone getting harrassed verbally, fuck 'em, they can ignore it. Physically is a different story, if i saw someone getting jumped by two guys and i knew the person as a good man, id jump in to help him. So dont be so quick to judge, but i dont blame you.

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the only good anime ive seen is ninja scroll. But the japanese have other good movies, like Battle Royale, and the chinese have Ricky Oh, the story of Rikki. Yes, its spelled two different ways.

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Battle Royale kicks major fucking booty.

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yeah, battle royale shit on your life. I havent seen BR 2 yet though.

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Me neither, however I heard it's not very good.

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me too, but whatever, i still wanna see it.

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I accidenly said "is" but i meant "isnt" in my last post

not only did this go off topic, it did it twice simaltaneously. A) reminisce about when we were young and B) gender wars. good job.

Hmm the kids shit on drums, but good for 4 years old, but still doesent come close to what tony royster did when he was 12, that was just fucking insane.

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hes fucking four. give him 9 years and see

I bet tony royster had more rhythm than that kid at 4!

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i bet i dont know who Tony Royster is....

You dont?.. where have you been?

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i dont know who tony royster was, but yeah, that kid was nothing special, he didnt even play an original song.

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That kid is overrated. He's nothing special, he jsut got an instrument put into his hands really early, I've seen real prodigies who played violin and clarinet at adult standards at 4, this kid is nothing.

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give some credit where credits is due.
You show me a 4 year old that is better then this kid at drums, and i'll give the other kid credit. But for now, the kid's good (remember the kid is 4. not fucking 16)

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hes better than me

The kid's impressive for four, but his parents shouldn't put him on display. They should lock him in the basement and force him to study rhythms and practice all day long and produce something more impressive than 'good ... for a toddler.' Or they could let him live a normal life. I'd rather be impressed with him because he's good by objective standards than due to his age.

There should be a law against whoring out your kid for glory, and against taking saccharine pictures of him like on the front page.

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yea. he has amazing hair though

the hair is sick... a little to on topic for this thread though.

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Hahah the kids hair is legendary, and yeah he is good for four, but still once you see what Tony Royster can do at 12 its just blinding, he beats bloody drummers who have been drumming for like 30 yrs, he did one handed drum rolls. and the little splash beat, pure genius..

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The hair is really crazy. I want to see tony royster, where can i get a vid?

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