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Blunt Force Castration.
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The following songs are by Goratory:
George Clinton & the 9 year old gutter slut
Golden Shower Gladiators
Total Eclipse of the Fart
Cottagecheesecunt
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Cannibal Corpse....oh wait..that's a band name silly me.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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intense hammer rage has some great ones
homesick abortion
kyle the holeaphile
fucking dead babies cos im a sick cunt
rachels raping renee
my fist, her face, same time, same place
and it goes on.
"molestando nińos muertos" by brujeria translates as "molesting dead children".
and depending on what mood your in, some people might get a chuckle out of black metal's pointless adjectives.
and the blood duster titles are the funniest song titles since AxCx. that suffice?
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Carcass - Genital Grinder, 
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Any song by David Allen Coe. Not going to name any here because they're all extremely racist and sexist, but still funny as hell.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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CC dont give a fuck.
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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Nile - Masturbating the War God
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I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Kiss my where it smells funny
You're pretty when I'm drunk
She aint got no legs
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
all of these are by the bloodhound gang
Kyle's mom's a big fat bitch - southpark
I'm the only gay eskimo - tenacious d
aparass (monkey ass) - skítamórall
Enter Napster - Weird Al Yankovich (metallica parody)
Weenie in a bottle - Weird Al Yankovich
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Primus - shake hands with beef... or any song by primus really..
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wynona's big brown beaver-primus
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Haha yeah it is primus are so random, - My detachable Penis, Jerry was a racecar driver, My name is mud, Harold of the rocks, Frizzle fry, john the fisherman, Tommy the cat, Too many puppies, The toys go winding down.etc etc. the list is endless..
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Blunt Force Castration.
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Hahha Blunt Force Castration. The lyrics in that song... I couldnt help but laugh. And I like Cannibal Corpse a lot..
Its addicted to Vaginal Skin.
Other ones-
Postmortal ejacualtion
Entrails ripped from a virgins cunt
I cum Blood..
All of which are great songs though.
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Haha yeah it is primus are so random, - My detachable Penis, Jerry was a racecar driver, My name is mud, Harold of the rocks, Frizzle fry, john the fisherman, Tommy the cat, Too many puppies, The toys go winding down.etc etc. the list is endless..
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Hahaha yeah check it out, its so fucked up..
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I once started a band and our first song was called Penile Fracture. We never got far.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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The Sailor Hotel Employees by Project Blowjob (my new noise/crapcore band that I am just starting out)
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Derranged - Cum at command
Dying Fetus - Kill your mother/Rape your dog
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If God Loves A Winner He's Going To Want To Fuck Me In A Minute (Born To Break Even) - Drowningman
Last weeks Minutes From The Meeting Of The Secret Society Of Your Friends Who Actually Hate You - Drowningman
Those are from a fantastic album actually, Rock And Roll Killing Machine.
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Festuring Anal Vomit - Lust of Decay
Iloveitwhenjoepesciswears - Blood Duster
Zombie Graveyard Rape Bonzana - Gorerotted
Kill Theme For American Apeshit - Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Dow Jones And The Temple Of Doom - Burnt By The Sun
Chainsaw Gutsfuck - Mayhem
Fucking Your Daughter With A Frozen Shit Fuckstick - Prosthetic Cunt
Is Seth Putnam really in a coma? What goes around comes around.
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Any song by this band called GutRot, on amputated vein records.
Song titles include:
Teabagging The Dead
Gorging On Menstrual Chunks
Fatal Anal Penatration
Impaled Northen Moonforests song titles are funny too.
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Tommy the Cat by Primus is awesome. I used to have that in my old playlist.
I went on a different tangent , of course, for weird titles. I like
"Squonk" by Genesis . It's a cool song. An old friend I didn't know was a G' fan had that painted on the back of his boat for it's name and had the picture of a sqounk on it ,too. "Wot Gorilla" is good, too.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Impaled Northern Moon Forest.
DEMO #1 - Impaled Northern Moon Forest
1. Grim and Frostbitten Moongoats of the North
2. Forlorned Invocations of the Blasphemous Congregations of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis
3. Gazing at the Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop a Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Forsaken Crest of the Northern Mountain
4. Bloodlustfully Praising Satan's Unholy Allmightyness in the Woods at Midnight
5. Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst the Northern Hellwitch's Prepetual Blasphemy
6.Transfixing the Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation of the Conjering Wintergoat
DEMO #2 - Impaled Northern Moon Forest
1. Masturbating on the Unholy Inverted Tracks of the Grim and Frostbitten Necrobobsledders
2. Awaiting the Blasphemous Abomination of the Necroyeti While Sailing on the Nothernmost Fjord of Xzfgiiimtsath
3. Lustfully Worshipping the Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down the Inverted Necromountain of Necrodeathmortum
4. Awaiting the Frozen Blasphemy of the Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon the Altar of Voxrfszzzisnzf
5. Summoning the Unholy Frozen Winterdemons to the Grimmest and Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest of Abazagorath
6. Entranced by the Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst the Agonizing Abomination of the Lusting
7. Grim and Frostbitten Gay Bar
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NECROBOBSLEDDERS!
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Haha yeah it is primus are so random, - My detachable Penis, Jerry was a racecar driver, My name is mud, Harold of the rocks, Frizzle fry, john the fisherman, Tommy the cat, Too many puppies, The toys go winding down.etc etc. the list is endless..
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Modest Mouse has some weird ones
Talking shit about a pretty Sunset
A manic depressive named laughing boy
Sunspots in the house of the last scapegoat
the fruit that ate itself
Teeth like god's shoeshine
Styrofoam boots
heart cooks brain
I came as a rat
Willful Suspension of Disbelief
3inch horse, two faced monsters
Humpin pumpkin
too many fiestas for rueben
and last but not least,
the parasites will be excited when you're dead
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Hahaa, oh yes. they rule though.
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lol. I've thought the same thing.
Man, there are some pretty fucked up song titles kickin' around. I wouldn't call some of them funny, just disturbing or pathetic.
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Adultery
All Women Are Insane
Clap Queen
Couch Test Casting
Four F Club
Free Fix
Golden Showers
Herpes Two
Heterosexuals Have The Right To Rock
In And Out Of You
Judgement Day
Kick It On Down
Kings Of Sleaze
Leave Some For The Vultures
My Erection Is Over
On The Rag
Rock'em Sock'em
S.f.c.c.
Sandwich Of Love
Secretary Hump
Service Me Or Be Smacked
Sex Education
Shocked And Grossed
Sleep Bandits
Split The Square
Up The Dose
White Trash Woman
Wine You, Dine You, Sixty Nine You
HAHAHAHAHA El Duce and Heathen Scum are some weird sons of bitches
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I kinda think this is a good place to post the lyrics of the song "Ĺka bil" by a local band called SPDA.
Ĺka bil
hundra mil
ĺka bil
lite till
bensin är slut
vad ska jag göra?
bensinen är slut
vad ska jag göra?
Freely translated, that would be:
Go by car
Very far
Go by car
A bit more
No fuel left
What am I gonna do?
No fuel left
What am I gonna do?
And this song is like 2-3 minutes long. And that's all they got for lyrics. Kinda repetitive....
But I must say there's a lot of just nasty stuff in here, not humorous IMO, just nasty. Though, "the parasites will be excited when you're dead" made me smile... (I want a shirt with that on the back...)
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bukkake tsunami - cattle decapation
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2004-10-26, 22:01
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Prosthetic Cunt - Fuckin' your daughter with a Frozen Vomit Fuckstick
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Fuck, I knew I wrote it wrong.
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2004-10-26, 23:44
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stupid song name:
six feet blunder-america the brutal. how gay is that.
funny:
fleshgrind-holy pedophile
too lazy to try and think of more
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2004-10-27, 00:12
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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its AMERIKA DA BROOTAL
Get it right.
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2004-10-27, 03:38
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demilich songs have funny names...rather long...
the putrefying road in the nineteenth extremity (...somewhere inside the bowels of endlessness)
the sixteenth six tooth son of fourteen four regional dimensions
the planet that once used to absorb flesh in order to achieve divinity and immortality
then theres screaming afterbirth :
drunk on feces
stinks of rapes
truckstop raper
clit sized penis - penis sized clit
anal volcano
completely stuffed bitch
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2004-10-27, 04:01
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its AMERIKA DA BROOTAL
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2004-10-27, 11:41
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But why is the rum gone ?
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demilich songs have funny names...rather long...
the putrefying road in the nineteenth extremity (...somewhere inside the bowels of endlessness)
the sixteenth six tooth son of fourteen four regional dimensions
the planet that once used to absorb flesh in order to achieve divinity and immortality
then theres screaming afterbirth :
drunk on feces
stinks of rapes
truckstop raper
clit sized penis - penis sized clit
anal volcano
completely stuffed bitch
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lmao
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