Well, Haxsk8 and I both live in a little town called Longmont, Colorado (actually I live nearby in boulder but I spend enough time there) theres an old abandoned sugar mill because of asbestos (spelling??) and theres all kinds of wierd shit in there, ive snuck in there twice the first time I got inside with one of my other friends and we were both bieng all stealthy in black and stuff, there was pentograms on the walls and cat skeletons and all kinds of gross fucked up shit (the cat skeletons were on the walls, with nails) we left pretty quick, there was all kinds of blood and shit and the second time I went was with like 15 or so drunk people, we got shot at by a bum that lives there and that wasnt fun (do you know how scary it is when theres someone shooting at you and you don't know where they are or if they are aiming at you or just trying to scare you?! its scary!!) and we took off and ran for like 2 miles all the way to the cars.. Yeah, post your fun stuff to do around halloween!!

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*random bullshit*

last year me and my buddy got drunk and handed out candy to the kids trick-or-treating while playing deathmetal music. Haha, I'll never forget what this cute little tottler cheerleader said, "I like your mask." Hpf, well the way she said it, without fear or doubt, it was funny at the time...

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Kind of like the time some jehova witness came to my friends house while he was playing highway to hell, and then he asked the them "if they wanted to come to the satanic sacrifice later that night, and also said there was gonna be a keg" and the little girl that was with them started crying.

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hahahahaha, but I couldn't bring myself to make a little girl cry...

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Last year, I put pickles in the ToTer's bags, then I ran out and the kid said "Don't I get any pickles?" and I said "You can have some pickle juice" and I poured some juice into his hands. Then I got out canned cheese and sprayed that in the bags till this one kid's dad knocked on the door to harrass me. I left a little while later and then I heard the cops were at my house. It was great.


True story. And this year I am going to wear a suit and my Bill Clinton mask.

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Halloween? I'll drink to that!

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on Iceland we don't have halloween I'm still gonna go and make everyone give me candy or I'll tie them down and play the guitar... trust me... nobody wants to be in the same room as me when I play or maybe I'll just take they're beer instead of the candy...

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we don't have halloween either, but judging by all the stories here its pretty gay.

it's the kinda shit we do every day in dutchland. we don't need no special day for it

That reminds of a thing I sometimes hear people say about the "International Women's day" (8th of March). "That's OK with me, the women get one day, we take the rest"

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I like to get dressed up, get drunk and head to the bars to look at different costumes.
There's some hot costumes, I'll never get old of chicks dressed like nurses or cowgirls!

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Shit, that's a good idea. Now I know how to quickly get rid of them...

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or you can be mature and just relax and watch the kids have fun. sometimes you guys go wait out of line just trying to get metal cred. dont scare the little kids, dont ruin it for them. theres probably 5 years in a kids sentient life that he can relax and enjoy himself. theyll reach the real world soon enough, you dont have to speed it up

and yes, i read this thread, i just thought id discourage you from saying something like "Steal their candy!". as for getting shot at by the bum, that would really really suck. and i gaurantee that jehovas witness kid didnt cry. theyve seen it all before

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Owned!

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wow! sound fun!!!

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last year this asian chick dressup in a black spandex bunny costume. I had a raging boner the second she turned around. shit....haha

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I used to keep track of everyone that pissed me off during the year and on Holloween I had plans for each of them

I would do things like put super glue into their key holes and pore gasoline in the shape of pentagrams on their yards. Days later the grass would die and a perfect pentagram would appear in their yards... I was so evil when I was younger.

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soulinsane's post did make me smile.

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and dont forget to blame it on "The damm kids", soulinsane

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I don't do that stuff any more. I have a million different things I would use to do, but now I'm older and have to think of new ways of keeping kids from doing it to me.

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1. The little kids life is already ruined, SHE was a fucking jehovas witness, i dont think it can get much worse than that.

2.And yes SHE did cry, thats what they get for bringing there possesed little micro-jehova bitch with them. A little dose of real world, and how pople will treat you.

EDIT:typo

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i thought dutchland was germany??? like in german i mean. i know dutch people are....hollandish.

on topic, we dont have halloween in the land of all things australian. strangely enough, everyone follows valentines day even though its not an official celebration like in the US. why we celebrate one holiday where everyone spends far too much on flowers, chocolates and cards etc., and not enough on one where kids get lollies and such, is a mystery to me.

hey dystopia_is_gay, nice story man i might use that on the next jehovahs witnesses that come here.....although i cant stand hearing a little girl cry, it breaks my heart

My birthday is on valentines day

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the best defence is a strong offense, steal some nuclear radiation signs and a rad suit, and when they knock on the door, open it wearing the rad suit and tell them to run, before they get irradiated.

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It's a good ideal, but if the Navy got word of it I would be put in jail

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the concept of the radiation suit is ammusing, especially since you would know a lot of big words that would make it sound real, even though you could probably just make them up anyway. Especially if you can get some of that glow in the dark paint stuff, and turn off all the lights then slosh that around, for that evil green radiation glow.

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I could just put that green glowing stuff inside a old microwave oven and say it melted down while I carry it outside wearing the suit. The kids just might believe that too

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true story... I got bored one day and did a little research about radiation glowing green, I found out that it does not ever glow green, there is one situation where it glows an eerie light blue color, in the reactor of a nuclear sub, there was a movie that accurately showed this type of glow, im not saying that your ideas arent good, infact I think they are genius! Just a little "thought you might want to know" moment.

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I did know that but it is more of a purple glow on nuclear subs, just FYI.

That movie was Hollywood bullshit though, because the moderator and coolant never glow in any reactor. The fuel rods do glow some when they're hot and submerged but the color depends on enrichment of the fuel, the amount of fuel, type of fuel, impurities, temperature, the substance being used as a moderator... to many things to write about here but you get the ideal.

Besides most people don't know or care about that kinda stuff anyway.

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A few years ago I put a bunch of towels and bandages on my head and I was Osama Bin Laden...I was really drunk/high and I was smoking a massive cigar while going door to door to get candy.

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I usually do something on Halloween. I was thinking of dressing as the zombie of Dead from Mayhem.

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MOS, love the new avatar

im starting to wish we had halloween in ostraylier

We don't really have Halloween here, but most people celebrate it anyway. I'm just going to get stoned off my fucking face, drink 'till i run out of booze (obviously) and then we'll see what goes on from there. I think i'll film it aswell, because i sure as hell won't remember it


EDIT: With a bunch of mates ofcourse. Possibly we'll put on masks, get in a 4x4 and go around egging the trick or treaters

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Leave the kids alone.
Just egg other dumbasses your own age.

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I got...............nothing.

This year though, I got some piccolo petes saved up from Independence Day, and let me tell you, they are LOUD. I might be able to have fun with those.

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Yeah no shit, i'm not gonna go around egging little kids. Even i have my limits

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just leave the kids
burn the government buildings!

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Melbourne has no government buildings. Atleast none worth mentioning.

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just kill people then!

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*starts assembling hitlist*

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Besides TPing peoples houses, I haven't really done anything memorable on Halloween.
This gasoline killing the grass thing sounds interesting.

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Messedhobo, I live in Longmont too...I'm in Boulder everyday so maybe we could get together. I just moved here and don't know anyone.

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yea, we could all chill sometime, jam or somthin, show you around, get wasted you know

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Awsome I just sent you an email...

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your back.......

Wish I knew you, but I don't so fuck off.

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Personally, I think one of the coolest things to do on Halloween (that doesn't involve vandalizing anyone's property) is decorate my front yard with entrails. I make a graveyard and have zombies and shit coming out of the ground and I put all kinds of other crazy shit on my porch. Then I open my front door, sit down with a few of my buds, hand out candy and blast some death metal.

This site has some cool shit.
www.thehorrordome.com

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see you can have fun without being a dick
i prefer lookin at titties though!

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well past halloweens me and my friends go bag snaching,last year i got (stole) 25 pounds of candy.but this halloween is going to be sweet cause im going to see cannibal corpse

ahh, this year I MIGHT go to a party.....obviously a beer costume party. Atleast I'll get to see normal girls wearing slutty things

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Make sure to bring some gasoline and write SLAYER in the front yard

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i cant be arsed ro read this but listen to king diamonds song halloween is a past time i enjoy around this special day

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don't do it! he'll rape you in the BUTTTTTt

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Fuck yeah! \m/ lol

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Do you know this from experiance, or is it just your fantasy.

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neither, just search his posts
especially his posts about his asian tranny girlfriend

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ehhhh

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One thing I used to like to do on halloween was hand out little packets of soy sauce, duck sauce (aka hoisen sauce), and buillion cubes instead of candy. It's a riot. Another thing I did a couple times was take empty boxes of candy (like Junior Mints, fill it up with lint, twigs, and pebbles, and then seal it back together. It's great.

I haven't any of that stuff in years because my mom is a teacher, and all the kids know where we live. If her kid gives away bullshit for halloween (her 20 year old kid, at that), her car is sure to get egged.

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well look who came crawling back!

when i was younger, my dad would put on this big black hooded robe and sit outside with three pots of varying capacity. Kids would come up and he would say in his spooky voice "Choose your destiny, Pick a pot" One would have live worms and noodles another would have live crickets and crushed cereal and the last one would have candy but he switched it around every now and then. It was awesome. Only the brave bigger kids would come into the yard and the little ones ran away screaming.

The yard was decorated with stuffed clothes with ketchup on them, One of my dolls on the rotisserie (sp?) Bert and Ernie's headstones with a shovel in between them and pentagrams everywhere. He had Rob Zombie playing in the background too. It was the shit.

Last year my lesbian lover dressed up as a cat (she's such a ho) and I was a slutty pirate (funky hat included) we found a shopping cart and we took turns pushing each other aorund and singing a chant of the high seas

Twas on the goodship venus,
By Christ you should have seen us!
The figurehead was a whore in bed
and the mast a mommoth penis!

and then my darling sweet pookie almost killed me in the halfpipe with that stupid pirate ship/shopping cart.

This year I'm making a Moulin Rouge courtesean/cancan dancer costume. I'll post pix when I'm done with it.

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lol.
cept now-a-days, some stupid kid would choke on the lint and you'd get sued!

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Haha, your Dad sounds cool!

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During the past 4 years I have been entirely inactive during halloween, except watching B horror movies and crap.

How bout posting some pics of you and your lesbian lover!

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fun stuff on halloween... fuck your girlfriend in the cemetary

seriously... do it.

I dont see the significance in halloween really. everyday is pretty much the same anyway. The only thing that varies is what everybody else is doing. So why cant everybody just do halloween stuff all the time. Or holiday stuff everyday. hmm, drunk idiot ends post now.

Now thats the best ideal yet Now I just gotta get the wife out there

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Haha, yeah, somehow get Mrs. Soulinsane to go to the cemetary with you and.. BONE!

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I will just get in the car, drive there, drag her out of the car into the cemetary, rip the close off her and do it like drunken monkeys. She'll like it, not at first but she will

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Yeah, we can all chill, haxsk8 can jam and I can get wasted!

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Hahah!

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I used to live across the street from a big cemetery. I never fucked my girlfriend there. With reason: I know this neighborhood, and it's filled with kids who'll wander the cemetery drunk and stoned and looking to start shit, even on a normal night. Doing anything there on Halloween night is like opening the door when somebody claims to need a phone to call the hospital in A Clockwork Orange.

Oh, and it would, uh, be ... y'know ... disrespectful and stuff.

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Hahaha... drunken monkeys.

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Well, I would hope that some hot chick would want to get some on my grave site. That would be cool.

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I'd be happy to oblige. Just arrange for a map of the cemetery you're buried in is to be mailed to me, or my descendents, in the event of your death and we're golden.

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cool idea.......I will drag my bf out to kitzingen cememtery (the alleged resting place of dracula....or at least his heart or spleen or something) and indulge in fornication there....hmmmmm dangerous but fun.

me in my pirate hat and me in my russian hat

http://www.ratemyface.com/profile.c...needanambulance

my lesbian lover

http://www.ratemyface.com/profile.c...ame=NightGodess

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Dammit! I hit you link and got assaulted with more Spam than I could shake a stink at!

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sorry soul the ite sucks. My russian hat is the coolest cuz it came from russia. I wear it alot cuz my mom thinks I'm communist (for reasons unknown) and she hates it. I love pissing her off. she makes the best chocolate chip cookes. It's how we show we love each other.

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