1) Hello new born child, YOU DIE NOW!
2) Here Grandma, I brought you these flowers..YOU DIE NOW!
3) Laura, you have the most beautiful YOU DIE NOW!
4) Hey there, Do you have an extra YOU DIE NOW!

My first RTT...

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congrats

RTT's have been flying lately, hell the one I made lasted 2 days!



Awww she's cute

you killed my post on the highly ammusing show i was watching, they had cheerleaders dancing at the bowls, and old guys talking about "The CARmasutra for mobile phones"!

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sorry for the double post, but theres one for you

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Random post about you dying now Bassbehemoth. What brought that on?

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I used to say it years ago when I got mildly disgruntled, now shut the fuck up and die now.

It's direct and to the point.

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BassBehemoth you die now.

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I'd rather not, I don't wanna die..dying isn't fun. People who want to die or don't care about death are fucking idiots...I mean why would you want to leave something so real to just turn into nothing? Ok I smell me bringing religion up..so what does everyone beleive will happen when you die?

I beleive nothing will happen, you live and then you die...that's it, no more no less.You just eventually fade from someone's memory to nothing..I think believing in a religion is ridculous because there is so many loopholes, I mean reading the bible is no different from reading a book of fairytales. Do animals go to heaven or hell? No...Do we? Yes because we have the minds advanced enough to think this. People honestly think every human ever created, regardless of religion, went to heaven or a hell! I think not! Anyway, I could ramble on for some time but I'm not. I beleive in fact(evolution, science) not what some boy fondling morons have to say.

"God Was Created, by Human Minds" - Vehemence

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"There are many versions of the truth and none of them are correct." - powers
heheheyeahhhhh

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I mean most have must of seen those pirate assholes that "heal" people by pushing them until they fall! How can that possibly taken seriously??!

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"get on the floor and count to orange" - chad scott, my best friend, to a female aquaintance of his.

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who said dying isn't fun?

dying isn't fun for the loved ones you leave behind, but neither of us knows what the fuck happens after death. (I think I'll fucking miss a lot of people, and music, guitars, shit... )

Dying is gay.

also - AxCx - "how many megs of ram in your computerYOU DIE NOW!"

"No parent should have to bury their child." - King Theodin
Kickass line from the Two Towers.

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yeah and the Two Towers invented that line 8-p

Thursday, November 14, 2058
Seconds left to live...
1,706,530,956

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BassBehemoth sounds like AssmothYOU DIE NOW!

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SoulinsYOU DIE NOW!!!! RAWRRR!!!!!!! TIGERHAND!!!!

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What you say -----------------------What you mean

I'm not sure that's feasible.--------------No way asshole!
Really?---------------------------------You gotta be shittin me!
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.------Fuck it, I'm on salary.
Of course I'm concerned.----------------Ask me if I give a shit.
You don't say!--------------------------Eat shit!
Excuse me?-----------------------------Eat shit and die!
Excure me, Sir?-------------------------Eat shit and die, asshole!
So you'd like my help with that?----------Kiss my ass.
I love a challenge.----------------------This job sucks!
I see!-----------------------------------Blow me.

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lmao

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here another one

Hmm---------watever

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silence-------------silence

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^ no dude silence ----------STFU

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my god, thats a nice gui- YOU DIE NOW!!!!

yeah, yeah, that's nice ------------------ isn't it time for you to get me a beer?

hey nice threaYOUDIENOW. Hey I like it, just might have to use it.

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Hahaha, isn't it catchy?

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Who dies now? You don't get scared without a name, it's to unpersonal.
More appropriate would be: You die now, asshole! BUAHAHAHA, what a lame joke. sorry.


Hell, metaltabs is getting to fast for me. I think i grow old. To much info, to much info. New RTTs everyday, it seems. And lots of other new threads (mostly stupid ones).
Tststs, the youth of today....

But i think, i'm still addicted to metaltabs. But it really will take some time to get the overview back. Lots of new members. That'll be a lot of work.

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Poldi! ya fucking nazi! what's up in the eastside?

I heard we got the WC2006 at you guy's country, prepare for a horde of drunken dutchman heading your way when they play! haha

Wohoo, nice welcome, little cheese-hole-fucker!!!
Lots of nice first-semesters and lots of weed!!! I love university!!!


You won't find me. I'll be so drunk, that i can't put up the ass from the bushes i puked into before.

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Haha, that's why I actually LIKE Germans!

damnit! this chick i was going to go downtown with tonight for dinner invited her friend. now i have to get my friend as a wingman. damnit i suck at chicks. on the positive side i dont have to pay for her dinner.

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Hehehe Have fun with this

Dracula Tea Bag

- A -
Alaskan Pipeline - When you take a piece of shit, freeze it and stick it up someone else's ass like a frozen shit butt plug.

Almond Jogging Suit - multi-man bukkake

Ambushed Paddington - Your banging a broad and you pull out just in time only to finish all over her teddy bear.

Anal Ropeburn - When you wipe your ass too much, mainly due to the fact that you had too many shits in a short period of time.

Angry Dragon - When a girl gives you a blowjob and you cum so hard it comes out her nose

Angry Mule - When you are mounted doggy style on a girl and you whisper into her ear, "I have Aids!" and then try to hold on until you cum. See also "Brooklyn Rodeo".

Angry Pirate - Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she's stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!

Angry Spider - an uncleanly asshole

Applause From The Back Row - When a man is doing a woman from behind and his balls slap her ass so fast it sounds like applause.

Arabian Goggles - 1. when you place your balls over a chick's eyes. 2. When someone places their balls over another person's eyes while they are asleep.

Ass Cactus - a particularly pointy and jagged feeling dump that hurts your ass on it's way out.

Ass Gasket - those sanitary paper things that separate your ass from the toilet seat in public restrooms.

Austrian Rinse Cycle - taking a piss during anal sex

Axe Wound - term for Vagina

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B.M.W. - "Butt to Mouth Wash" - the transfer of your junk to your partners mouth during anal sex. See Also "Boston Shocker" and "Dirty Musket".

Backyard Jersey Sprinkler - fucking a girl in the ass and then shooting your load all over her ass and back

Bad Weld - the uneven seam on the underside of a dudes scrotum that holds the two halves of the sack together.

Bagged Lunch - you take a dump in your tighty-whities and then take them off and beat a girl over the head with them.

Baltimore Blowfish - when your eating an ass and they fart causing your cheeks to blow up like a blowfish

bastard boy floyd - when you grab a chick by the pig tails while pounding her from behind. just before you blow your load, you forearm her to the face twice blackening both of her eyes.

Bavarian Mudslide - Girl is lying on her back while propped up on her elbows slobbing your knob, and you take a dump that slides down her chest, causing skidmarks, just like in the old bavaria country

Bellbrook Burnout - when you pull out during anal sex and notice a little derby on your prick so you slap her in the face with it leaving a nice skid mark.

Benedict Arnold - 1. When you are banging a girl from behind and you fake orgasm by spitting on her back only to blow it in your own hand and rub it in her face when she isn't expecting it. 2. When you are sitting in a bathroom stall and a guy sitting next to you asks for a roll of toilet paper and when he reaches under, you shit in his hand.

Biscuit Grief - the trouble that ensues after eating your partners shit realizing that their diet was less than desirable that day.

Blind Puppy - when during a blow job the girl rubs your junk all around her mouth like a blind puppy looking for it's mothers nipple.

Bloomin' Onion - a prolapsed colon

Blow Out the Jake - take a shit

Boston Pancake - When you shit on a girl's chest and slam it repeatedly with your balls until its flat and then cum all over it as syrup.

Boston Shocker - the transfer of your junk to your partners mouth during anal sex. See Also "B.M.W" and "Dirty Musket."

Boston Teabag - when you spill on a girls tits, lower your balls into the mess, and then stamp her forehead with them.

Bowling Ball - when you stick your thumb in a chick's ass and then your middle and index fingers in her vag. Also known as a "Brunswick" or the "Gutter Ball"

Brainwash - when a guy orgasms while really far back in a girls throat

Brazilian Manflower - when a man tit-fucks a woman backwards and farts in her face

Brooklyn Rodeo - See "Angry Mule"

Brown Boxer - anal fisting

Bubble Gum Gag - Stick your bag out of your pants and tell your friends you have bubblegum on your pants. Everyone will look only to find your creepy ball sack.

Bullwinkle Surprise - When you are fucking a girl from behind and you hold your hands over your head like antlers while making all sorts of moose noises, then when she turns to see what all the commotion is about you punch her in the grill.

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Cajun Hotstick - while chewing tobacco and fucking a girl you pull out your hog, spit on it, and throw it back in her.

California Carwash - when you blow a load all over a girl's face and rub your member back and forth in it

C.C. Van Sixx - that's when you stay up for three days doing a ton of blow and never stop talking, next thing you know she leaves the house and you never even fucked her.

Channeling Pavarotti - when a girl handles your nuts roughly during a blow job

Chicken Cutlet - while banging on the beach you pull your dick out, dip it in the sand, and put it back in her

Chili Dog - crapping between a girl's tits then using the shit as lube for a titty fuck.

Chocolate Hostage Release - to take a dump

Cleveland Steamer - to take a shit on one's chest. Also known as the "Hot Lunch" and "Tapered Discipline"

Clogged Lizard - to insert a Q-Tip into the hole of the penis then get jerked off

Coney Island Whitefish - a used condom floating in the water

Crab Ladder - the trail of pubes that go from the tackle to your belly button. Also known as the "Happy Trail".

Crazy Lenny - 1. sexual act in which a guy runs from one side of the room to his waiting partner at the other side and trying to "stick" the landing. one point for vag, two points for balloon knot. Also known as the "Grudge Fuck". 2. when two girls are getting it on in front of a photographer and then decide to jerk the cameraman off while he's still filming or taking photo's.

Creamy Renaldo - the act of cumming in a buddy's ear while he is asleep

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Dana Brittingham - is when you take a chick to a motel and make her pay for it. Then you fuck her, and make her load the gear after the show.

Day At The Spa - the act of shooting a load in your hand then rubbing it in a chick's face

Defecation Detour - when your using the urinal and mid piss you realize you better get to the stall.

Derby - little bits of shit left on your cock after anal sex

Dirty Bagpipe - to accidentally fart during a blowjob

Dirty Charles - When you take a shit in a toilet and grab it our by hand and put it in your girlfriend's purse.

Dirty Cell Phone - while banging a chick from behind you stick your finger in her ass then pull it out and stick it in her ear and ask, "Can you hear me now?"

Dirty Eel - after anal sex you remove your used condom and slap the girl in the face with it

Dirty Musket - see "Boston Shocker"

Dizzy Gillespie - See "Rusty Trombone"

Dog in a Bathtub - when you stuff your creepy nut sack into a chick's ass. It will be as hard to keep in there as a Dog in a Bathtub.

Donna Anderson - when you bang a hooker, and then make her pay you the $200.00.

Donkey Punch - when you are doing a girl from behind, preferably in the ass, and just as you are about to cum, you punch her in the back of the head to make her "clench" up giving you an intense tight orgasm.

Dracula Tea Bag - a tampon.

Dusty Sundae - when you fart on someone's ice cream before giving it them

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Eiffel Tower - when one guy is fucking a chick in the ass and the other is getting head from her and they "high five" over her head

- F -
Factory Rod - a dildo

Feeding the Five Thousand - eating a chick with a yeast infection. (When Jesus fed the 5000, he gave them fish and bread).

Filthy Arab - when you pull your unit out of a chicks ass and it is covered with crap

Filthy Carmex - when you apply shit from your ass to someone else's lips

Flying Dutchman, The - much like the Cleveland Steamer except the person who just shit jumps and lands on the shit smearing it all over the recipient

Flying Squirrel - when you remove just you balls and stretch them apart with both hands creating a flying squirrel

Frothy Walrus - When you toss so much goo into a girl's mouth that it comes out her nose.

Fruit Basket - As you moon somebody, push your penis and balls toward their person, under your ass

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Glass Bottom Boat - the act of stretching plastic wrap over someone's face and taking a dump on it

Golden Douche - the act of pissing into a girl while fucking her

Golden Enema - same as above only in the ass

Golden Lobster - the act of pissing in your hand and then pinching your girlfriend's twat or nose

Gooch - the piece of skin between your balls and asshole. aka "Taint," "Nug," "Chode," and "Grundel"

Grocery Blast - to vomit

Grundel - the piece of skin between your balls and asshole. aka "Taint," "Chode," "Gooch," and "Nug"

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Hawaiian Shower - when ejaculating you create a series of spurts that land an inch or so away from each other in a straight line. when done it should look like the map of the Hawaiian Islands.

High Five - 1. when you take a dump so big it "slaps" your balls on the way down. 2. slang term for HIV

Hillbilly Sunrise - when you wake up getting morning head only to find it's actually your sister and yet you don't stop her.

Hot Air Balloon - when you suck a fart out of someone's ass

Hot Carl - when you stretch plastic wrap over one's face so they can enjoy the warmth. also know as the "Hot Plate"

Hot Pocket - when you are fucking a chicks ass and she farts

Hovering Wash Cloth - when you are taking a bath and you grab and stretch your sack with both hands to resemble a hovering or floating wash cloth

Hurly - the act of puking into someone's ass. Best results are when you place lips tightly over ass like blowing up a balloon.

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Jani Bon Neil - when you shove bon bons up a chick's ass, and then make her kneel to suck you off while you're blasting "Down Boys" on the stereo.

Jelly Donut - when you splooge on a chick's face then punch her in the nose making it bleed.

Jersey Turnpike - when you stick your middle finger up someone's ass while jerking off

Jim Henson - when you are fisting someone so hard that you actually lift them off the ground making it seem like they are a puppet.

John Wayne Toilet Paper - low quality toilet paper....it's rough and tough and doesn't take shit off anybody.

John Wilkes Booth - fucking a girl from behind while sticking her head in the toilet and flushing

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Kentucky Snow Plow - ramming a chick from behind so hard that you keep knocking her head into the headboard of the bed

King Louie - an erection

Kinky Garden Hose - when a girl gives you a handjob and as your about to spill, she squeezes your dick really hard making it impossible to ejaculate

Korean Hot Plate - to shit in someone's ear while they are asleep

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Landing Gear - this is what it's called when your balls get really tight when you are about to shoot one

Lemonade Stand - to piss on someone who's laying down while you are standing up

Listening for the Train - when a woman's head is down to the floor during doggy style as if she's listening for a train

Lucky Pierre - the guy who gets fucked in the ass while fucking someone himself during a gay/bi sexual threesome

Lucky Stranger - the act of putting your hand to sleep and then jerking off with it making it feel as if someone else is doing it. Also known as the "Scary Uncle".

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Manhattan Transfer - when one person takes a shit into a shirt then stuffs it up someone else's ass

Milwaukee Moon Pie - when you take a sip of beer, then by pressing your lips over your girl's asshole, you blow the whole sip of beer into her. Sucking the beer back out refers to a "Milwaukee Transfer".

Monkey Crotch - the name of the condition when your ass crack, ball zone, and thighs have that annoying irritation and with every step you take, it feels like you've got drawers full of salty potato chips.

Monroe Transfer - the act of two people shitting into the same tube at the same time

Muddy Mississippi - when you take a piss up a chick's ass just before she takes a shit

Mule Lip - a vagina

Mutton Barracuda - a penis

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Nolan Fastball - the act of blowing your goo into your hand then throwing it in some poor sap's face. Also known as "The Nolan Heat" or substitue your favorite pitcher's name.

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Old Henry - when you make your fat friend run around for a while to get all sweaty then you titty fuck him

Ostrich Matrix - when you fuck someone in the ass after burying their head in the sand. when they suffocate, you take a dump on their corpse to complete the act

Ozzy Stilbourne - when you fuck a chick with a rubber bat while she's on the rag, and then you complain that her pussy is getting blood on your bat.

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Padlock, The - when you stick your own dick up your ass

Paranoid Butcher - a gay man...."has his meat delivered around the back."

Park Bench - when your in a threesome with 2 chicks and one sits on your face while the other rides your cock and they kiss making you look like a bench of sorts

Pearl Harbor - when in the middle of regular sex, you 'sneak attack' your girlfriend by sticking it up her ass without any warning

Pearl Dragon - when you are getting oral and you smack the girl on the back of the head as you blow your load causing it to shoot out her nose.

Penalty Box - the act of pulling your shirt tightly over a chicks head and punching her lights out while she's blowing you

Pile Driver - fucking a hemroid ridden asshole

Pirate Eye - screaming, "Arr Matey!!" while shooting a load in a chick's eye

Porcelain Blowhorn - the loud amplifying effect a toilet gives an average fart

Printing Press - when you need a ridiculous amount of toilet paper to clean your shitty ass

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Rabid Raccoon - when you pull shit from one's ass and rub it across their eyes making 'em look like a raccoon

Red Allen - the blowjob your girl gives you when she's on the rag and you can't have sex.

Rogaine Sanchez - when you smear shit all over one's bald head making it appear as though they have hair

Roman War Helmet - when the man drapes his cock down over the chick's nose and positions his balls over her eyes to look like the traditional Roman helmet used during battle

Rotten Julio - the act of whacking off and taking a shit at the same time.

Rusty Bullet Hole - anus

Rusty Eyepatch - to shit in or on someone's eye

Rusty Lawnmower - when you shove a bundle of sandpaper in a chick's ass, tie her by a rope to your car's bumper, and drive at a slow speed so she has to jog to keep up.

Rusty Pitchfork - the act of sticking 4 fingers in your partners ass

Rusty Trombone - when a girl is eating a guy's ass then gives him a reach around making it appear as though she's playing a trombone

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Saskatchewan Snowstorm - the act of jizzing in an ice tray, freezing it, and using the goo cubes in someone's rum cocktail.

Sleeping Bag - an uncircumcised penis.

Slump Buster - the "less than desirable" chick you bang after a long sexless dry spell. After throwing one to the hag, you'll be swinging for the fences in no time.

Shallow Hal - when you have sex with a girl who is nine months pregnant

Shy Rooster - a penis that appears to be rather small when flaccid but once aroused becomes impressively huge.

Sloppy Joe - when a guy shits in a girl's vagina

Smokeless Ashtray - putting out your cigarette on a chicks wet pussy

Spawn Jellyfish - when you accidentally put on the sock you use as your "goo rag" and as you walk around you end up re-hydrating the crusty dried load, creating a sorta foaming jellyfish feel in between your toes.

Splintered Clarinet - the chaffed and raw condition of one's junk after whacking your bag way too many times in a single day, often requiring a "cooling off period".

Spokes - the lines on ones asshole.

St. Louis Steamer - aka "The Cleveland Steamer"

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Taime "Sex" Slaughter - when you dress in drag, have sex with a chick, and then kill her after you're done.

Technicolored Laugh - to puke

Texas Belt Buckle - when you pull your bag up to where your belt buckle should be outside your pants

Texas Doily - When you rub your horrifically itchy butt crack on the arm of a friend's chair.

Texas Grab Bag - when you accidentaly knock a girl up, then wait 6 months, rip the fetus from her wretched womb and beat her over the head with it.

The Cut That Never Heals - a vagina

Tumble Weed - when you get road head and right after you spill, you open the door and toss the bitch out

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Ugly Stanley - the face a girl makes during her orgasm

- W -
Wilmington Deluxe - fucking a chick's armpit

- Z -
Zombie Rod - the state of your penis after a marathon sex session where the head of it is numb and no longer has feeling

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^^^man that just lifted me up a whole shitload thanx I really needed that.

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there's no way I'm reading all that...

Happend to me with these 2 friends....I got my friend as a wingman, but she broke up with him, so I broke up with the one I was dating. We bros stick togetherThis whole double relationship thingy lasted less than a month btw.

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I think i have a Shy Rooster.

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haha, I've been practicing downpicking the past hour...I'm starting to get this lump of muscle over my ring and pinky fingers.

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Yeah, I'm going to practice speed picking and downpicking all night.

A great song to get your speed up is "On the shores of Ithaka" from Quo Vadis. Fucking great.

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oh my god, what a terrible night. that chick showed up HALF AN HOUR LATE with her friend and some other guy. then we went to eat at some crappy restaurant for about 5 minutes, no joke, they had to go to a concert they were gonna go. so i wasted all night waiting for her in the rain only for a five minute visit. unbelieveable that she would have such dispresect for me and my friends time. its not like im asking for a cheerleader body with a smart mind and great chatting and likes metal and all that in a chick... all i wanted was to have a nice dinner alone. jesus christ man i cant fucking win with chicks. its like an emo song only all too fucking real

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I'd sympathize with ya...but it'd make no difference. Welcome to the club.

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Actually, and I don't mean this as an insult, it isn't at all unbelievable. It happens all the time. People, not just girls, will always disrespect your if you give them the opportunity to, and there's very little to be done about it. I could tell you what works for me, but I doubt that would be very helpful. Did you explain to this girl that you just wanted a nice dinner alone with her? If you do, don't get wrapped up in how disrespectful you feel she was; that won't help anything. And just don't get too discouraged or too down on yourself. We all fuck up with girls at some point, but it doesn't mean anything.

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Transient:

Normally you'd expect a smartass comment out of me, right? Not this time. I have absolutely horrid luck with girls. Its not just you, though. In 9th grade, I thought I had met the perfect girl. Her personality was exaclty what I was looking for, etc., and finally, last year I got my chance. Well, she had a penchant for not being around, and not calling. So, we ended up breaking up. We got back together and really hit it off that time. I thought it was perfect:

Till she started pulling the same shit again. So I let her go, and have looked back on it with much regret since. But it just goes to show you that you aren't alone in the struggle to find someone. Good luck, though.

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I have a mail order bride from soviet russia, shes gonna teach me about communism and we shall rule the world.. and have sex sometimes i guess...

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There was once a time in my life that if I could chose 1 of 200 girls to be my girl friend somehow I would unknowingly pick the psyco everytime.

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How come I always say "isn't it time for you to get me a beer?"? I guess that why most girl here hate me, stupid stuck up bitch's, JUST GET ME A DAMN BEER!!

Perhaps you are just more honest. That or you have nothing to lose.

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What about Mrs. Soulinsane? I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate that...

I'll be blunt, here: I have to go out with the near suicide girls, because girls with low self esteem are the only ones who would even think about going out with me. I always seem to help them change though.

Ugh. Soul, i'd like to buy you that beer, now.

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Nothing to lose?

ah shit what a downer of a night. hey tomorrow i get to take the PSAT's! What fun!

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We had those on wednesday. I should've taken them last year. I think I'll take the PSATs this year, and the SATs next year (during my senior year).

I plan on taking 1 year off after I graduate anyway. Figure out what I want to do.

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Beer I'm ready!

Ms. Soulinsane is not AS psyco as most and that is the reason I guess I'm married to her.

I once had a girlfriend that was going to kill herself because of me braking up with her.... but only right after she killed me first

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You know, reckless disregard toward what others might think. It's a good quality to have sometimes but can cause trouble at other times.

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Crazy bitch, man.

One of my ex's used to cut herself and shit. And I ended up telling her that I would never talk to her again if she kept it up. Sure enough, she stopped. And hasn't done it to this day.

But that just shows you what teenage girls are like. And soul, trust me, its not you. All teenage girls have major problems. Some show their imperfections, and others hide them. The skanky cheerleader girls are the really fucked up ones.

And on my 21st (and 4 days; I don't expect to be sober much the first 3 days), I'm buying you a pint. Don't expect me to remember that.

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I'll buy a beer for you on your 21st if your around.

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I'd drive to Norfolk for that. Don't you go getting deployed, now.

Fuck man, I doubt I'll still even be in this part of the country come my 21st. I need to go have a meeting with my advisior about possible career paths. If music college doesn't work out, then I'm going to ITT Technical Institute, and then probably to this game programming school that just seemed a bit interesting to me.

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Yeh, I don't care what people think, but most people here are easy to get along. I get along with some girls here, the ones I get along with are close friends and probably would get me a beer if I asked.

Game programming! Now that sounds like a fun job.

AO, good friends will always get you a beer and are never insulted by honesty.

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Rik isn't so bad. If he didn't have a stick up his ass with my name on it, I'm sure I'd be on his list.

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I'm sure there would be a thing there if you were being a smart ass... Yeah, thats just a last resort though. If I get Microsoft Certified, I could be making a shitload of money.

But I'd be kicking my own ass every day for fucking up in High School.

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I disagree. One of my best friends is the Supply Officer at my school. Ever since I became his Supply Cheif, he has been really fucking anal about everything. And his 'honesty' is starting to get on everyone's nerves.

And to your last reply:

I am a real moron on Bolt's metal forum. I act totally different on there, because no one ever took me serious anyway, so I just started posting random shit to piss off the wannabe elitists.

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There is a very fine between being honest and an asshole. The line is defined by respect.

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But the skanky cheerleaders are the hottest!

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The girls I dated in high school were only mildly crazy. It's mostly a defence against the realization that you're incredibly typical and that your problems are monstrously unimportant. It might be largely because we don't let children grow up nearly as quickly as before, but I don't want to complain about the modern world. Luddites suck.

Anyway, I like slightly crazy girls. There's something appealing about a little madness, especially if you're somewhat left of center yourself. Just so long as it doesn't come with a constant stream-of-consciousness detailing of personal problems.

Also: a year off's a two-edged sword. Be sure you really want to do that before you do it; a lot of the time it can just serve to delay your return to the real word indefinitely. Of course, it can also work perfectly. I'm just saying that it's a bad idea to set yourself adrift if you can't make it back.

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This is true. I bet after a few months you will feel more than ready to do something.

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I know that. I hear it from alot of people anyway.

Soul: Somehow, he manages to do both at the same time.

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Then he is being a sarcastic asshole maybe?

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from YOU DIE NOW!! to girls...lol

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He looks like fucking Dumbo. I seriously don't even know why I even talk to him.

I'm thinking of doing something stupid, soul. I'm thinking of turning in my rank and job (going back to being a PO1), and just keeping ROTC as less of a priority. This school has started to suck major ass.

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Wow, that is so not funny.

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Okay. I just see way too many of my generation drift around cities in the Pacific Northwest (elsewhere as well, but a city like Seattle or Portland exemplifies this) as their year off to decide what they want to do turns into their life. It usually involves working at Starbucks and having some artistic aspiration they're always on the verge of starting off on. It's sad and fairly difficult to avoid, since these people all knew this before they decided to put off deciding.

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Yeah, but I've got two parents who'll kick my ass if I pulled some shit like that. And I don't like talking about myself in a positive way, but I'm a bit too intelligent to end up working at a Starbucks at the age of 35, much less now.

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It's not even a question of being intelligent. Some people are very content with a simple lifestyle. Generally they're happier than very successful people. You just don't seem like the type to end up there except by a disastrous miscalculation, but those types are often very subtle and difficult to reverse.

You'll be surprised by how quickly your parents' influence will disappear.

I don't actually know of anybody who still works at Starbucks at 35. By that point they've probably opened their own, cool, hipster coffee shop with an edgy name like 'Anywhere But Starbucks' and a notice board filled with ads from bands perpetually in need of a drummer.

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what the hell would you study in "music college?"

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Band posters.

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That's not a very good reason to go to a music school. Maybe unless you can play all genres very well. Mostly Jazz and Country because they're always looking for subs. I just now getting my first real gig after 1 1/2 years of being here at this uni. It's very difficult to get a job as a sub.

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Hehe.

Powers, I'm thinking of studying theory and such to improve my musical ability. I'm thinking of getting a job as a guitar instructor or something. Thats why I haven't jumped on any ideas yet. Still thinking.

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You're saying that knowing how to pose for a publicity shot isn't more important than musical ability? I'd have to disagree.

School, even specialized school, shouldn't be gone to solely with a vocation in mind.

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...well then it loses the name "specialized school."

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Yes, well, I have until '06 to come up with what it is I want to do. Then, I will see what I can get into. *sigh*

Any advice, powers?

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Become a nuclear engineer

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"Nobody ever said they wanted to be a Junkie when they grow up."

Dissection I bet I fucked up high school better than you foo!


All the hardocre black people want to go to Toronto and sell crack and be pimps...I swear they think that's the ultimate sucess.


I want to either be a Psychiatrist or own my own business.

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I already know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go to a technical college to learn to become a luthier. Get a job at a music store, fixing guitars. Eventually go back to school to get a business degree and start a business making and fixing guitars or something like that.

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No. A friend of mine's at a school in Kansas teaching him everything he'll ever need to know about building cars, but he and many of the people there have no intention of becoming mechanics. That's anecdotal, I know, but I don't really have the time to explain my point.

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Go work for Ran dude! Bet Dariusz could show you a few things about building guitars.

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I love the dust at the bottom of a cerial box. Espically Fruity Loop's. Yuuummm.

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Frankenberry is so much better, bitch.

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*mumbles* Why don't I doubt that...

I've got alot of pressure to go to college. Its one of those things that I HAVE to do...

Well, i don't HAVE to, but...

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I think in a way i'm fortunate. I was not pressured to go to college/university, i had the option. That Is why I wanted to go when i got out of high school, but unfortunately i cannot afford that, and a student loan is just another debt.
But friends of mine were made to go to post secondary ed. and they all drop out or dick around.

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Aww another sig somewhat in common with mine Trendkill...it's cool though because your not Soulinsane.

Dissection, how did you fuck up high school may I ask?

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Why you ask me...hmmI give it a shot.

I'm sure you already know that the music industry has become a business. Therefore one must be very good at managing him/herself. I suggest Music Education. Music Education is a broad stroke at musicianship; that is because it includes a general education of everything such as Theory, teaching, and ability. I am a concentration major right now. I've tried to be a performance major for the past year but had no progress. That is because a performance major has a strick amount of skill. I do not because you must include the fact that I play guitar, bass guitar, and vox with the string bass which is what I'm here for. I practice atleast 3-4 hours daily on everything. That which is about an hour to an hour and a half on just string bass. What I'm getting at is majoring in music is difficult. Some people have also said that Music Education is hard as well but I don't believe them. Performance majors do a lot more playing: they sub, play in a major orch., and tour. You either have it or you don't. Education on the other hand is a lot better degree to have. It gets you a steady jod, with salary. Maybe not the best pay in the world but it's stable. I want to be a performer so I can either make it big, or settle as a poor musician for hire with a metal band teaching private lessons on the side. It is a cut throat business, with a double-edged blade.

I actually think by next semester or perhaps next year I will finally be a performance major. I've come along way and my teacher knows my improvment. On the side, I'm actually thinking about a double major or maybe just a minor in Music Education just so I have that extra ability and plaque on the wall.

A lot also depends on the school you go to. Here at North Texas, they say they stress only picking the ones that have the best attitude along with musicianship which I believe is bullship since my prof. brought my name up to switch majors and still nothing. I've always been cool with everybody and improving my skill.

Theory is a difficult subject because it never ceases its capacity. You may know figured bass and sixteenth century counterpoint, but I still happen to get from As to Fs. Hell, the assignment I got back was a B, right after getting an F. Theory does help though. Hmm, now when I hear some deathmetal I can cringe when I hear parallel 5ths or octaves. Jesus it's weird. All in all, it is great to know. Even if theory is all you know, for some reason it helps with other stuff like math. Not like Physics math but like regular Algebra.

I'm thinking you must really want music to do this. If you go to a music school just to pick up "wanted: lead guitarist" posters I believe you won't make it. One in like twenty times you may get a gig worthy of yourself. And it'll never pay your bills. A gig every so often is not good. You'll have to get some sort of job anywhere from a sales rep to a starbucks cashier(rolleyes: ). But is that really what you want? Why not get a degree in music education and become a High School Director, hahaha. I might actually be prone to do that. I've never wanted though, but I'm fearing the "dead days" when there's no income, and you're sitting in your room waiting for a guy to call you to sub for him.

this is by far one of the longest posts of mine...

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What I was planning on doing was giving lessons, and continuing something like a music career on the side. You know, the occasional gigging, and such...

Thank you very much, powers. I wasn't quite sure which field I was looking to major in, and Music Education seems to be it. I know owe you a pint, mate.

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Hey! It's our country and our system. We elected him and we will eject him if the poeple see it fit. You will take no part in it. It's not like he is your leader, but then I guess it's just one more thing for you Canadians to jump on the band wagon about

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Interesting....so you're more of the unorthodox musician? You'd rather be a metalhead and see if you can "make it" with a band and have lessons on the side to teach some kids because they think you're good; rather than a musical career and having these kids not think but KNOW you're good because you have a degree to prove it? Which sounds better? Honestly, when I was your age I thought for both of these chioces. But I picked the second one for reasons of professionalism. I believe that a degree is a lot better way of saying "I'm good" than being in a kickass metal band.

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9th grade - 2.5 average
10th grade - Nearly failed 2 classes, yet somehow my overall GPA was a 2.85 (because of ROTC and Comp class. Rotc alone is 2 credits a year)

My grades are piss poor. I'll be lucky to get into Berklee, or any other music college.

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That's about how my grades were. But in my senior year it went from like a 2.5 to a 3.46.

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Oh, see, I'll have both to back it up. By that time Advent would have shadowed Agalloch (I am so going to burn in music hell for that), and I would've become the next Jimi Hendrix because of my fucking degree.

hehe. Kidding, but here it is for real:

Having the degree means more to me, and teaching others how to play would be very rewarding. BUT... I don't think I'd ever be at peace with myself if I didn't release a few albums that don't sound like Liquid Tension Experiment . So, in order to feel accomplished, I need two things:

That degree, and an album that even I can say "That fucking rules" to.

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i fucked up in high school. All my teachers kept encouraging me to try, but i got stoned instead. But i managed alright. I skipped 75% of my classes and still averaged between 75%-95%.

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Thats why I'm thinking of handing in my Cheif rank, and going back to just another cadet. I'm fucking tired of people holding me to a higher degree. I've already decided that the military is the absolute last resort for me, and so therefore, its just a distraction from my grades. I think without having to worry about my stupid little job, I could easily rake in a B average, if not higher.

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