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Old 2004-10-14, 14:34
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The Gayest thing ever at a good concert

At the last 3 concerts I have been to there is always some idiot out in the middle of the mosh pit flailing his arms around and kicking like a retard after he has seen an old kung fu movie. Whats the deal? These guys are almost always wearing skin tight pants, generally torn jeans or corderoy (sp??) and a tight button up dress shirt, their hair is generally shaggy but not long and they make me want to vomit up my soul. Is this some new fad or something??
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Old 2004-10-14, 14:43
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Punch him in the kidney, that helps.
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Old 2004-10-14, 14:52
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it's no new fad, those where emofags trying to be all HXC, haxsk8....
 
Old 2004-10-14, 14:57
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Ive seen it at metal concerts, especially at Metal hardcore fest 2003, where meshuggah, opeth, shadows fall, lamb of god, killswitch engage etc played, there was a lot of people in the middle of this circle pit just swinging there arms round in a helicopter motion and kicking doing all sorts of things.. drunkards.
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Old 2004-10-14, 15:19
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I'm fine with it if they dance ninja-style and act like Jackie Chan at their OWN fucking shows. Don't bring it to metal gigs.
 
Old 2004-10-14, 15:37
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ive seen a guy pretending to be superman.....n flying that way
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Old 2004-10-14, 16:08
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they were definately emo. I hate those guys. I was at a private party once and there was an emo group playing; instead of trying to headbang their pathetically shaggy mop heads they were doing some sort of seizure thing where they jerk their bodies in all direction with their arms outward twirling in circles. I tells ya....at a metal gig I'm surprised their weren't killed. But those skinny fuckers do pack a lot of strength somewhere. Not to worry, any metal fan could just as easily side tackle them regarless of our size. Jusat to warn you about their incredibly surprising strength, never punch them, you must tackle them.
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Old 2004-10-14, 16:12
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what's the deal with everybody getting multiple usernames, is it the new cool?

maybe more people want an IP ban

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Old 2004-10-14, 16:13
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How you come you say that def?
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Old 2004-10-14, 16:22
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The gayest thing at concert is those fags with their fish net shirts and they were their faggy spikes in the pit....A lot of girls do this too....When I went to that Slayer show in June my neck was cut and my ear was cut from spikes!
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Old 2004-10-14, 16:38
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How you come you say that def?

cause messedhobo = haxsk8
they have the same Ip addy, but anyways, maybe its just his brother

anyways, fuck that.

Emofags are shit, hardcore moves at hardcore shows, fine. but keep them out of metal pits. you don't want to do the karateka shit in a slayer pit anyways, haha
 
Old 2004-10-14, 16:47
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I also hate those pits(especially punk) with those too drunk fucking bums who's idea is to crush people's skulls. And I swear I've never been one.
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Old 2004-10-14, 16:52
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Slipknot at a Slayer concert, nuff said.

But there are always the 30 or 40+ year old guys with a mullet and a big beer belly that leave the concert after Slayer is finished, and before Slipdick sets up. But then i get to hang out with all the Thrashers in the merch hallway outside the arena as Slimdick plays, so it all evens out.
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Old 2004-10-14, 16:53
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that sucks man, i had it too, just wanted a good night of moshing, and this bald fucking fuck starts beating up everybody
 
Old 2004-10-14, 16:56
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Anyone who hc dances during opeth should be repeatedly shot in the face.
 
Old 2004-10-14, 17:35
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At the Iced Earth concert there was a snowy white haired fat man with his shirt off, sweaty, and headbanging in place. That was interesting.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2004-10-14, 17:47
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Oh, yeah I forgot about the guys that reek of B.O!
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Old 2004-10-14, 17:50
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This photo was taken at a Psycroptic gig. It is a tad small, but see if you can spot the odd one out.
 
Old 2004-10-14, 17:59
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Old 2004-10-14, 18:25
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Old 2004-10-14, 18:32
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Old 2004-10-14, 18:43
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Haha, he maybe he thought it was Bridge night.
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Old 2004-10-14, 19:09
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Don't old people like... get their bones crushed in the pit because they're fragile and all? Also, I never saw anyone do the dance thingy at any emocore gig, except one dude who was hanging off the rails of the 18+ area and looking like he was having a spasm. OR MAYBE HE WAS HAVING A SPASM????
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Old 2004-10-14, 19:27
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The gayest thing at concert is those fags with their fish net shirts and they were their faggy spikes in the pit....A lot of girls do this too....When I went to that Slayer show in June my neck was cut and my ear was cut from spikes!


When I was in that pit, I did the old "kick them in the back" trick, if it was a chick I threw someone at them.
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Old 2004-10-14, 19:52
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Yeah at Dimmu Borgir I got kicking the back of the head by a flying kick, then when I got up he was already getting his ass kicked by one of my bros. But yeah fuck these goddamn 'scensters' I see the same fucking homo's at everyshow, they are just tredny pieces of shit.

But the gayest thing I have ever seen at a good show was Hatebreed and Skinlab with Slayer, now THAT was gay. But all the heshians fucking RALLIED the strait-edgers, so that was cool.
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Old 2004-10-14, 19:56
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I was once at a deep purple concert and there was this really really old women there and when see came near anybody they like went far far away 'cause see smelled like she had just shit her pants or somthing It was very very very discusting
Also once at a korn concert (yes, I admit I went to a korn concert, It wasn't THAT bad, well, yes it was that bad, but I at least I got a good laugh out of it) And my uncle (or nephew or somthing, why do americans have so many words for uncles and nephews and all that shit :S ) got this very fat extremely sweaty guy that had been swingin his hands araound everywhere and beeing stupid right in his face, and I mean he got the guys fucking ASS right in his face it was so god damn funny I hate those guys thoug
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Old 2004-10-14, 20:04
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that old guy at the psycroptic concert must be awesome.
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Old 2004-10-14, 22:27
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At Ozzfets their was a never ending amount of Mallcore Goths and Emo fags..

well this one kid was doing his lame dancing bs and he kicked a guy in the jaw... the guy was big and whooped the shit out of him, seriously i almost felt bad for the kid.. he got his ass whooped so bad, maybe next time the dumbass will learn to stand still.
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Old 2004-10-14, 22:34
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Hahaha, I just imagined Dissection getting his ass whopped after break dancing in a mosh pit.
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Old 2004-10-14, 22:48
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Old 2004-10-14, 22:53
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Dissection

The stupidist thing i have ever seen at a concert was a little skinny guy, he weighed no more than 120 pounds.Well he was trying to take down this fat guy over 220 pounds tops. It was very interesting because the guy knocked that little shit down and he will help him up so he can knock his ass down again.

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Old 2004-10-14, 22:55
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Old 2004-10-14, 23:00
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trying to be all HXC, haxsk8....


what language are you speaking, is that some Dutch abbreviations?
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Lamest shit i saw at a concert was some jackoff weaing every HIM merchandise alive. Watch, backpack, pin-buttons, piercings, shirt, a zip-up sweater with HIM patches (and some patches that used to be old HIM shirts), that stupid "heartagram" tatooed on his leg, and an obnoxiously pink HIM beanie. Its cool to wear something about your favorite band, but thats just ridiculous.
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Old 2004-10-15, 00:40
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I was at this emo/hardcore type of local band thing, and this doushcebag in baggy pants hopped up and down and it looked so fucking gay, but what should I expect, and what should you guys expect at OZZEFEST
 
Old 2004-10-15, 00:49
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Hardcore kids do really suck, and here are some other things that equally blow:

Children of Bodom fans splitting after thsir 25-minute set and leaving Iced Earth to play to a half filled show.

Some skinhead fuck sucker punching me for no fucking reason at an Anthrax show.

Some motherfuker taking my Tom hunting stick when I saw Exodus.
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I remember the last show I was at, I saw Jesus. He wore a wife-beater and he some beer in a plastic cup. He tried to head bang but he got sick after about three bangs. It was pretty funny.
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Old 2004-10-15, 01:02
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Old 2004-10-15, 01:55
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I saw a dude that could have been Jesus at a few shows myself. I'm sure it was the same dude at every show. I have seen shows all over the US and this guy was there Maybe Jesus likes metal music and beer?
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I saw a dude that could have been Jesus at a few shows myself. I'm sure it was the same dude at every show. I have seen shows all over the US and this guy was there Maybe Jesus likes metal music and beer?

He turned the water into beer and sent the evil Slipknot to hell as the people of Opeth were gratefully fed.
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Frankenbok touring with Slayer
that was pretty gay

Oh and Chalky's lame atempts to talk to the crowd, though not gay, verry funny indeed.
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frankenbok touring with slayer....was that post- or pre-adam metal ? cos if they were still glynn-fronted you'd have an excuse to think that

nothing out of the ordinary, except at an alarum underage gig recently (cd launch as well) about 10 people rocked up. i left after 2 acts because it was so appalling. and of course the few goths and emofags that spoil it for being such....bjworhjwonhjweohw.

earth or opeth is probably the best non-festival gig ive been too.
 
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2001 was the year i saw them, so it was pre "Adam B. Metal", which is pretty gay too.
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Slayer would open for Striper in the early 80's... Now that is both gay and ironic.
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I got thrown across a pit during Trivium (when opening for Chimaira). I fucking hate moshers. They FUCKING RUIN METAL SHOWS.

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Old 2004-10-16, 03:52
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Fucking better than some asshole throwing people into the pit when they are just standing there watching a show.

I was so pissed off, and so was the guy who was trying to spend an evening with his girlfriend. It was a brownie with a white woman! It could've been Atif, for christs sake!

And beside, Soul: I'm like, 5'6, 110 pounds. I can't do much about it.
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Old 2004-10-16, 03:59
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Oh, then make friends with a big dude that isn't going to throw you into the pit or start kicking some of those fuckers asses. Don't get into what you can't handle.
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Old 2004-10-16, 04:10
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It sort of came to me, to be honest... hehe, I was just standing there, and apparently the pit kept getting closer and closer.
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And they bowed down to dystopia the great, for the stories he told of the old days.
 
Old 2004-10-16, 07:08
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Let it be writen, Jesus did'st come to the great and wonderist metal music, because that does enrich the soul of man is good.

Let all that will enrich the soul of man be my brother in spirit, for I will have his cup overflow with riches and he shall never know hunger or want.
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Old 2004-10-16, 07:24
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God made Opeth and Death to spread goodness on the world. Satan made Korn and Deftones to make nu-metal which nearly destroyed God's creations, and killed Chuck, and made Metallica evil. And then Satan killed my cat.
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Old 2004-10-16, 07:52
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That's kinda cool though
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Old 2004-10-16, 09:50
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Old 2004-10-16, 10:41
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God made Opeth and Death to spread goodness on the world. Satan made Korn and Deftones to make nu-metal which nearly destroyed God's creations, and killed Chuck, and made Metallica evil. And then Satan killed my cat.


i thought satan would have made darkthrone

i thought god would have made P.O.D.

dystopia man why didnt you post in that story thread i made in chit chat a while ago! better yet, why didnt you write the bible? id follow christianity if it was all like that
 
Old 2004-10-16, 14:07
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He did. Reply 18, the first of many inane comments from him in that thread.

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Fuck BSL, on wid da strowee!

...A car came and crashed into the girl (forgot name), killing her. The car stopped and out of it came a man not wearing any clothes. His apperence was...
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Old 2004-10-17, 22:39
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At Ozzfest I think I was the most annoying person there. I almost got my ass beat three times, and I wasn't even in the pit. That punching and kicking shit in the pit ain't cool, cuz someone's gonna get fucked up real bad. During Hatebreed, I was in the pit and I went to pick this one guy up who fell, and while I was in the middle of helping him, some asshole kicked him in the side of the head! That ain't cool!

The most annoying thing ever though was at a local show. Vanderbilt, a pretty good emocore band, was playing and a pit broke out. I know it's supposed to be a metal band but this was too funny: one of the emo-fags was in the middle of the pit punching the ground!!
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Old 2004-10-17, 22:45
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Old 2004-10-17, 23:16
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People kicking others while they're down, not cool. Also, people who grab ass in the pit are not nice.
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Old 2004-10-17, 23:28
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I never got my ass grabbed before. At least not in the pit. Outside the pit I'm like charmin, everyone wants to squeeze me, and I'm a guy!!!

Sorry, that was pretty gay. Happen to you BrokenCrimson?
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Old 2004-10-18, 00:32
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The singer of my band (girl) was telling me this story about how a kid came up and grabbed her tits and was like "Sorry! I just had to do it!" and then walked off.

Andrewwc, if you liked that you should read some of my songs. I'll post 'em in Poetry/Literature some time.
 
Old 2004-10-18, 00:38
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I never got my ass grabbed before. At least not in the pit. Outside the pit I'm like charmin, everyone wants to squeeze me, and I'm a guy!!!



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Old 2004-10-18, 00:52
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I can't help it if I'm a piece of candy for the ladies!!!
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Old 2004-10-18, 02:08
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The singer of my band (girl) was telling me this story about how a kid came up and grabbed her tits and was like "Sorry! I just had to do it!" and then walked off.

yeah, I think I've done that before..
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coincidence? i think not......
 
Old 2004-10-18, 14:33
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Yeah... Haxsk8 and I are definately not the same person, I usually post from school or from his house on my laptop, thus resulting in the both of us having the same IP. I havnt been on for a while to check my thread, thats why I havnt responded to the alligations earlier, ive been just a little too... busy... to get online at all... if you want to IM me or something my sn is messedhobo4 on AIM and ill answer any questions, just please don't ban me and haxsk8, I don't know what he would do without this website...
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Old 2004-10-18, 14:50
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OMGOMGOMG I would die without website OMGOMG please no ban, i luv u website

That was supposed ti be somewhat sarcastic, but in all actuallity it would suck to get banned from this site, It would be depressing.
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Old 2004-10-18, 18:34
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Last gig of our band: Two gay metalheads. I never saw gay metalheads. So that was real gay!!!
OK, it wasn't a good concert, but that was gay.
 
Old 2004-10-18, 21:43
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I think there was some gay metalheads in the front row on that Megadeth Rude Awakening dvd. I'm not homophobic or anything, but its just not right.
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Old 2004-10-18, 22:00
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Why not??

Does make them a worse person than you?? Halford is queer... big fucking deal, he can still sing his ass off and he is the undisputed god of metal.

you sound like a fucking conservative christian bastard child.

and OMGWTFBBQ I AM GAY CAUSE I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC!!111 LOLZ!!

if they wanna be gay let them, why should you have a say in their sexual preference?? Its not like their directly hurting you or affecting your life. Hell.. it just gives you better odds with the ladies.

rant over.
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Old 2004-10-18, 23:35
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VERY good point BLS they DO give you better chances with the ladies, but they also give them advice...
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