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Old 2004-10-04, 01:52
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RTT #76 - Never Eat Out Your Hooker.

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Old 2004-10-04, 01:53
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Yours sucks
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Old 2004-10-04, 01:54
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Old 2004-10-04, 01:55
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This one is funny... Yours was gay.
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Old 2004-10-04, 01:56
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This one is funny... Yours was gay.



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Old 2004-10-04, 01:59
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This one is funny... Yours was gay.

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Old 2004-10-04, 02:01
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Old 2004-10-04, 02:03
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What the hell are you talking about? If you start another RTT after that last one the mods will rip your e-soul apart.
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Old 2004-10-04, 02:04
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Old 2004-10-04, 02:07
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I am immune to AIDS


How do you know? Did you have a lot of unprotected sex, just to make sure? If not, perhaps now is the time to do so.
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Old 2004-10-04, 02:07
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Old 2004-10-04, 02:25
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Old 2004-10-04, 02:29
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Shake! Shake! Shake!! If I knew that kid I'd punch him in the face haha.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2004-10-04, 02:37
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Shake! Shake! Shake!! If I knew that kid I'd punch him in the face haha.


actually its a she.My friend told me that she came out in the Maury show.Look..
 
Old 2004-10-04, 03:02
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It's just baby fat. That shit will thin out
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Old 2004-10-04, 03:25
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Oh god, and her skin would drag on the floor.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2004-10-04, 03:56
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If she doesn't lose some wait she will die before 20 yo.
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Old 2004-10-04, 04:00
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Hmm. So.

Hi.
 
Old 2004-10-04, 04:59
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how was the other big city in Moldova?
im tired, and hungry, and have finished shcool, but have to do some practice for my talk on communication tomorrow in an hour and a half, thus i wont be home for another 4 hours.

I suck.
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Old 2004-10-04, 05:08
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You sure do.

Gee wow, I can't wait till school starts in..........9 hours.
My first class(9am) is first year English, where I'm the only guy in my group of 5 other chicks. I get to talk about girlie things for an hour, yay. And I'm probably the only sophomore there cause it's a freshman class. God, I look twice their age. It's not too bad though....only 2 fats chicks in that class. HA, my first class on Tuesday..almost everybody is fat, shit. ohhhhh, I'm rambling.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

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Old 2004-10-04, 05:16
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what the fuck is a sophomore, and a freshman?

he he, its never that bad to be in a calss with all (or mostly) females, in year 8 (wow, i can reminise) i was in a class that had about 32 people, i was one of only 5 males, that was an interesting experience!
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Old 2004-10-04, 05:19
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Freshman being year 1 of undergraduate study. Sophomore is year 2, Junior is year 3, and senior is year 4....and 5. Most of the people in my singing class are hot cool chicks. Ahhh, and I have THE deepest voice there. I'm the only one in that class that can sing a low eb. It's great, the teacher can always hear me and it drives some people (chicks) crazy!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

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Old 2004-10-04, 05:21
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what the fuck is a sophomore, and a freshman?


Sophomore: Greek for 'wise fool.'

Freshman: Real World for 'fuckin newbie.'
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Old 2004-10-04, 05:22
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so whats after 5, useless cunt?
we had some proactive female/hippie thing administer a survey on quality that we have to do every semester, and the bitch admitted that she has been in this uni since 1997.
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Old 2004-10-04, 05:31
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Hahahahaha. I'll only be here no less than 5 years.....no more than 7 years.
What Comes after 5? It's called real world action.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-10-04, 05:35
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I'll probably be a super senior, fucking councelors are worthless. Hi yeah lets not schedual me for required class's untill I dont have enough time to finish all of them. Good idea
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Old 2004-10-04, 05:36
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My acedemic advisor is cool.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-10-04, 05:40
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how was the other big city in Moldova?

I'm still not home. Nothing to do, the girl I am staying with here is asleep still. I'm extremely bored. I need something to do. Anything. Besides her.
 
Old 2004-10-04, 05:42
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Haha, if you hadn't closed that band thread I'd still be posting in it. I've always liked playing with sleeping people. Once I kept sticking pennies into this dudes mouth...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-10-04, 05:50
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Oh. I can re-open it if you want.

I would wake her up, but she is a violent just-woke-up-ererer. I'd get beaten.
 
Old 2004-10-04, 05:53
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I was kidding, haaaahaaaa. Yeah, I completely understand that violent morningness....it sucks for both sides. When I'm bored I do one of the following: sleep, eat, watch endless movies, waste time here, practice vocals, practice bass, practice guitar, or get drunk and talk to the wall. Ha, sometimes I can even waste an hour combing my hair.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

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Old 2004-10-04, 05:57
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Douche her, break out the black marker.
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Old 2004-10-04, 05:58
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I'll just touch her boobs.
 
Old 2004-10-04, 05:59
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hahahaha, I almost fell out of my chair....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-10-04, 06:00
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Flick them, my girlfriend hates that. Do it at an angle, like right at the top right on her nip
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Old 2004-10-04, 06:04
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ha. Yeah, she didn't like that.
 
Old 2004-10-04, 06:05
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All valid points.....um, i guess. But the truth boils down to the fact that if you do eat out your hooker you might get a free meal if the guy that ate her before you was sick.
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Old 2004-10-04, 06:05
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I would wake her up, but she is a violent just-woke-up-ererer. I'd get beaten.


A friend of mine's uncle is a former Green Beret who served in Vietnam. If you wake him up when he's not ready you'll be lucky to survive the next few minutes with your carpals still attached to your meta-carpals. We woke him up with a three foot stick once and he broke it in three pieces.
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Old 2004-10-04, 06:08
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Damn....'nam vets are bitchin'. I've never met one though, I just hear too many stories like yours.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
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Thanks for fulfilling my once empty life, you are a true credit to the attempted coat hanger abortion survivor group.
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Old 2004-10-04, 06:11
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A friend of mine's uncle is a former Green Beret who served in Vietnam. If you wake him up when he's not ready you'll be lucky to survive the next few minutes with your carpals still attached to your meta-carpals. We woke him up with a three foot stick once and he broke it in three pieces.

Okay, well, fuck that. And I thought I was tough by flicking breasts.
 
Old 2004-10-04, 06:14
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My responce was better. Itty bitty kiddy titty
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Old 2004-10-04, 06:14
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my father is spec ops from nam. i have woken up before by gunfire from a large caliber handgun through my bed room floor (when i still lived at home) and comming out the end of my bed. Good thing i was passes out drunk in the closet with my girlfriend.......don't ask. truns out he was having a dream about killing his boss.
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Dont ask......so I dont have to add more to this bullshit story.
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A friend of mine's uncle is a former Green Beret who served in Vietnam. If you wake him up when he's not ready you'll be lucky to survive the next few minutes with your carpals still attached to your meta-carpals. We woke him up with a three foot stick once and he broke it in three pieces.


My friends dad was a Nam vet. Once when we were kids I stayed the night over and we unknowingly ate his hotdogs. In the middle of the night he got up to eat them and found that we had instead. Him snuck in while we sleeping and beat the shit out of us. We had to go to the hospital he fucked the both of us so bad. So... never wake a Nam vet up or eat his food, because he might kill you.
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Old 2004-10-04, 06:19
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true story bro, i myself am army of 2 years, dad was in 40, retired colonal, Or maybe i'm a seventeen year old punk that has nothing better to do then bitch about useless bull to make myself feel better.......oh wiat i'm not that pathetic.
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Old 2004-10-04, 06:22
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OH YEAH? Well, my Dad shot the postman once.
 
Old 2004-10-04, 06:23
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YEAH WELL MY DAD SHOT YOUR POSTMAN TWICE ONCE!
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Dont ask......so I dont have to add more to this bullshit story.


Well aren't we Mr. Pleasant?

Soul: that sounds like potentially the crappiest sleep over in the history of sleep overs. If I ever steal food from a vet, I'll be sure to go very far away afterwards.
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Old 2004-10-04, 06:30
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Soul: that sounds like potentially the crappiest sleep over in the history of sleep overs. If I ever steal food from a vet, I'll be sure to go very far away afterwards.


It sure was. Plus, my friend and I were drunk. I wake up and damn... I'm in a fight with my friends dad! He nearly killed us before we ran away outside.
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It sure was. Plus, my friend and I were drunk. I wake up and damn... I'm in a fight with my friends dad! He nearly killed us before we ran away outside.


That really, really sucks. But at least you were drunk. It's been documented that drunks tend to survive things sober people wouldn't, and in my personal experience I've found that being drunk makes everything much, much less unexpected. Still, I'm unsure as to how I'd react to something like that. I've had people try to kill me before (I grew up in an area where you learned the hard way to take the 'No Trespassing' signs dead seriously), but not after I'd been invited into their home. That's just rude.
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Old 2004-10-04, 06:40
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that is pretty bad but when i was about 14 my friend and i ended up taking (stealing) my dads car and broke into our school. Dude found the maskot uniform for the school and thought it would be funny to skateboard around the school in this uniform. we were to stoned to watch the time and the next thing we know we are sitting in a jail cell with my friend dressed like a giant parrot. The worst part was we had my dads car so he had to walk 5 miles to the station to bail us out. That was a very well earned ass beating.
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Old 2004-10-04, 06:47
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Haha, thats kinda funny. A parrot in a cage. A true jail bird.
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My buddy went to high school with that chick, I'd fucking hit it.
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Old 2004-10-04, 07:00
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According to her bio, Ms. Monnet could kick your ass. That's incredible.
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Old 2004-10-04, 07:01
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WHAO I don't think I would hit her but I would try other things...


Ok, and maybe hit her at the same time
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Old 2004-10-04, 07:12
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Oh, you wouldn't have to hit her. She was a champion wrestler in high school. You could wrestle with her.
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Old 2004-10-04, 07:20
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I see the link for metaltabs went back up in the children with autism forum
 
Old 2004-10-04, 07:32
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I see the link for metaltabs went back up in the children with autism forum


Exactly. Thanks for putting me in my place, doling out judgment from the vertiginous peak of your intelligence - as demonstrated by your contribution to the board - like Midas in the Inferno and catching us poor, semi-literate cuntrag children with our pants down as we spy through a hole in the wall at the grown ups playing. I hope to someday achieve the intelligence and worth you've shown today by telling people to shut up and telling us things as outlandish and original as how you'd like to fuck a model. I'll go back to my sandbox and leave you to your business.
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Old 2004-10-04, 07:42
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Wow. That was an impressive flaming!
 
Old 2004-10-04, 07:44
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Thanks. I'm an impressive flamer ... uh, wait, no, that's not right....
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Old 2004-10-04, 08:19
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haha, fag.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2004-10-04, 10:13
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damn... the weather is shit here
 
Old 2004-10-04, 10:29
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damn... the weather is shit here

Good beer drinking weather I bet, well when isn't it good beer drinking weather?
 
Old 2004-10-04, 10:50
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you got me there. its allways good weather for beer.

but 10 in the morning isn't really the right time on weekdays. on festivals sure, but on weekdays nah. I got coursework and shit to do today, so that basically sucks ass.
 
Old 2004-10-04, 10:51
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Old 2004-10-04, 11:00
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true that, monday is the worst day of the week. its when you have to do shit.. and the worst thing is that its just the start of the week and allways the most busy day in it
 
Old 2004-10-04, 12:05
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Yeh, Mondays do suck amazingly large amounts of dick.

It's a documented fact that we waste 1/7th of our life away on a Monday.

Unpleasant when you think about it.


EDIT: Yes, i am drunk.
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Old 2004-10-04, 12:22
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I just woke up, i was asleep on the couch, i woke up and there was some grim cartoon on where the villan was named Clit-oris, or some shit like that. It was somewhat strange. I hate it though when you stay half asleep for ages, its like being a tad drunk, but without the pleastnt feeling.
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Old 2004-10-04, 12:51
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It's storming here, this is going to be a good day for a Monday.
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Old 2004-10-04, 12:56
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MONDAYS OVER, GET OVER IT
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Old 2004-10-04, 13:16
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I thought you were in Victoria... We still have 45 minutes of Monday left here And i'm sure i wont enjoy them, because i'm leaving now.
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Old 2004-10-04, 13:55
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dammit this one's fast !!!
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Old 2004-10-04, 14:06
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i wish my monday was over, it's only 9:00 am where i am. Think is to early to start in on the jack daniels?
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Old 2004-10-04, 15:01
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i wish my monday was over, it's only 9:00 am where i am. Think is to early to start in on the jack daniels?

Yeh to early, not to early for beer though.
 
Old 2004-10-04, 15:23
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Oh, I can't resist. Why do I always do this?

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Oh, this is boring.


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Old 2004-10-04, 15:39
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MONDAYS OVER, GET OVER IT

its like 5:30 in the afternoon here.

and its monday

fucking time zones!
 
Old 2004-10-04, 15:43
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its Tuesday now, nearly 2 hours into it
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Old 2004-10-04, 16:35
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Monday 12:35 pm I got a way to go yet.
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Old 2004-10-04, 17:54
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its Tuesday now, nearly 2 hours into it

God that's so fucking weird. It's 1pm here.
OooOOoh, this morning ruled! I love rain. For my 2 morning classes I was drenched to the bone. But I just changed my pants due to the fear of chaifing, and now I'm waiting for orchestra to start. Concert is on Wednesday!!!!!!!!!! Hey Riggs, if you wanna come it's $15.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

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Old 2004-10-04, 18:25
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Old 2004-10-04, 19:31
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I want to be a Ł12 Pommie... the weather is so much better in Oz.
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Old 2004-10-04, 21:25
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Old 2004-10-04, 21:41
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just finished writing my first composition for music class on the piano, its not too bad but nothing that i would normally write
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Old 2004-10-04, 22:07
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Holy fuck, way too much to read...don't you guys have lives?
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Old 2004-10-04, 22:08
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Old 2004-10-04, 22:10
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indeed. fuckfrust's rtt's rule.
 
Old 2004-10-04, 22:12
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Old 2004-10-04, 22:14
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Old 2004-10-04, 22:19
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HAhahah, Ralph Nader is in town tonight... and if im in dutch land one day ill buy you one.

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Old 2004-10-04, 22:45
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God that's so fucking weird. It's 1pm here.
OooOOoh, this morning ruled! I love rain. For my 2 morning classes I was drenched to the bone. But I just changed my pants due to the fear of chaifing, and now I'm waiting for orchestra to start. Concert is on Wednesday!!!!!!!!!! Hey Riggs, if you wanna come it's $15.


Are you playing in it? And where is it at, in that auditorium by Fry street?
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Old 2004-10-04, 23:12
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I sent you a PM. Right now I'm about to watch a faculty recital in 20minutes.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2004-10-04, 23:39
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Holy fuck, way too much to read...don't you guys have lives?

no, im tired

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the weather is so much better in Oz.

it sure is, if you like lots of sun, and lack of rain. To the point where all plants are a healthy shade of brown.
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Old 2004-10-05, 00:12
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Aaahhh man Nhylist locked the Ryan Parry thread.
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Old 2004-10-05, 00:27
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Well if people had made more covers then BS talk on there then I bet he would have kept it open.
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Old 2004-10-05, 00:46
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Old 2004-10-05, 00:56
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haha Chokehold your RTT got raped. fucktard
 
Old 2004-10-05, 01:11
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no, im tired


it sure is, if you like lots of sun, and lack of rain. To the point where all plants are a healthy shade of brown.

When you drive into my town it greets you with a sign that says "Green like you've never seen".
 
Old 2004-10-05, 01:59
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Old 2004-10-05, 02:26
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Yeah! I ordered dominoes for dinner and played gamecube all night

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When you drive into my town it greets you with a sign that says "Green like you've never seen".
Ha ha ha, those crazy europeans havent seen REAL green till they have seen Ausie grass at high summer
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