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Old 2004-10-04, 01:13
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Band Name Ideas

Just an idea, but post ideas for band names. This may come in handy to some people that can't decide on a name!
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since when do women know anything??
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That's insulting. They can make sandwiches and iron clothes. You should be ashamed.
 
Old 2004-10-04, 01:19
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Obviously, you are a noob because there's no way the people at this forum will give you serious answers. Like me, we would say things like name your band Regirgitated Cum Bubble or Maggot Fuck. Better yet, I would call you god if you call your band PizzaSauce. This is due in part because one is considered incompetent if one cannot name one's own band.
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This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

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Old 2004-10-04, 01:21
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yes lets all select our band names from a predetermined list made by others!
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Old 2004-10-04, 01:23
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Bubble Pop Park. There's your fuck'in band name
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Old 2004-10-04, 01:45
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Whatever.
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That's insulting. They can make sandwiches and iron clothes. You should be ashamed.
 
Old 2004-10-04, 02:11
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Whatever.


We have written so many stupid band names over the last two years it defies thought. Go look in the archives. Maybe someone can find them.
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Old 2004-10-04, 04:08
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Fetus Milkshake.

No. I don't know. This thread stinks.
 
Old 2004-10-04, 04:27
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Fetus Milkshake.


Chances are very good this one's taken. There's no name so stupid and disgusting that a very, very generic death band whose contribution to music is limited to third rate impressions of Effigy of the Forgotten won't take it.
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Old 2004-10-04, 04:47
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cuntucky re-fried bushpig fetus?

 
Old 2004-10-04, 05:01
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Idealess Cunt
Bob, the other Canibal Corpse
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happy?
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Old 2004-10-04, 05:15
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Ok, here they are:

For a power metal band:
Flowers for Faggots

For a death band:
Fleshcuntfuckmurder

For a grind band:
Baby guts drive me nuts

For a thrash band:
I like thrash too much to mock it.

For a black band:
Satanic Serpents for Blasphemy and Satanism and Belial and SATAN!!!!!

For a hardcore band: (Because I get the feeling you like hardcore)
Hardcore straight edge no solo tough guy emo that's not emo because we're hardcore and don't like emo but we take everything we know from metal but deny we like metal because that would make us not as hardcore or straitedge.

And you're set!
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Old 2004-10-04, 05:26
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Because it isn't closed yet:

Undefined Satchel Dick Licker
Housecunt up the Wazzo
Evil Is My Middle Name
Paincunt Fucker
Radical Russian Jew
Communist
Cunt CUnt CUNT
ABZ's for Pizza
The American Non-voters
Painting the cunt
Eat a golf Club
Commy Nazi's
McBain
Can't Stop the Cunting
Yak and Pizza Fried Eggs
Hot Cross Buns
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

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Old 2004-10-04, 05:31
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For a hardcore band:
Hardcore straight edge no solo tough guy emo that's not emo because we're hardcore and don't like emo but we take everything we know from metal but deny we like metal because that would make us not as hardcore or straitedge.


Brilliant.
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Old 2004-10-04, 05:34
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Because it isn't closed yet:

Is that a hint? I have taken it as a hint. If it wasn't, well, too bad.
 
Old 2004-10-04, 14:24
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Oh, I can't resist. Why do I always do this?

Toothpaste-Shaped Lesbian
Merchandised Buttock Crevice and the Back-Fillers
Cuntocracy
A Vote For John Howard is a Punch in the Vagina for an Angry Soccer Mum
Slightly Singed Scrotal Sac
Violent Sulphuric Douche
Shave, it's Sunday
Nihilist Wants A Big Warm Hug
Dribble Down My Leg At Midnight

Oh, this is boring.
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Old 2004-10-04, 15:09
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HahahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaHARRRRRRRRRRRHAHAHAHA! Ha! "Shave, its Sunday". Brilliance.

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