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2004-09-12, 19:44
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YOUR ALL TERRORIST!!
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2004-09-12, 20:02
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fucking BS
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
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2004-09-12, 20:07
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I can't make out whether that guy is being serious or sarcastic and it's hardly a thorough peice of work in either case. If he's being sarcastic it isn't funny enough and if he's being serious he hasn't substantiated his claims. Very poor journalism, I thought.
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2004-09-12, 20:15
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Ha, I thought it was funny. I say he's trying to be serious....but only the elderly might believe him.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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2004-09-12, 20:51
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Yeah, I'm leaning more towards seriousness. Judging by his mugshot at the top of the page I wouldn't have him pegged as a metalhead or somebody who would stand up for the metal community when criticism such as this is flying around. Looks can be deceiving though, so I'll reserve judgement on this one. Maybe I'll take these two perspectives and have two rants about his lazy journalism! Just not now, I'm tired...
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2004-09-12, 21:10
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TEH PWNZOR!!!1qa
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"Over the years, the musical genre's aggressive rhythms, distorted guitars and dark lyrical content have been conclusively proven to be solely responsible for a host of societal ills. Just ask the many organizations that have blamed heavy metal for murder, suicide, depression, drug abuse, date rape, flat beer, clogged lint traps, bad hair days and tumor growth in select laboratory rats."
they can't be seriouse. if this isnt sarcasim... then i really feel bad for any moron that would actually believe a word of it.
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2004-09-12, 21:21
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...The part about the tumor growth is priceless.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
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2004-09-12, 21:26
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sweet, im a terrorist. And I didnt even have to do anything!
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2004-09-12, 21:34
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bugfucker strikes back.
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hey morons, put the title of the article in the search bar. A bunch of unrelated articles come up. 
Its just like the very unfunny site that claimed Maynard from Tool had died. I swear to god, I was in such a bad mood the rest of the day.  It just goes to show you that even the best of us (  ) fall for stupid shit sometimes.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2004-09-12, 22:34
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ive had a few bad hair days, but i swear, ive never let beer go flat
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2004-09-12, 22:39
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2004-09-12, 22:56
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Good one BLS.
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2004-09-12, 22:58
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BLS - You are a cunting glavo. I already sent him an email. Please die.
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My name is Josh, and i'm a great heavy metal enthusiast, and many of my friends are aswell.
What you have written is one case, out of thousands, millions of heavy metal listeners.
That one person could have had any number of things wrong with him, he could have had a mental illness, he could have been taking excessive drugs.
What you have written is unreasonable, and casts a stereotype on all metal lovers.
Please, i would like you to contact me back, you are obviously misguided.
PS: Do not get my email address wrong, it is the name of a song. Thankyou.
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2004-09-12, 23:03
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haha, Hate mails galore....NEVER fuck with the metal community.  We're not always a laughing bunch...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
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2004-09-12, 23:09
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It WOULD have been hate mail, only i thought he'd write another article about how metalheads have such short fuses and will go on a journalist killing rampage.
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2004-09-12, 23:27
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AHAHA!
GOD BLESS YOU ALL
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2004-09-13, 00:57
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bugfucker strikes back.
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So you are to tell me I was the first, and only person to figure out it was BS, and not somebody being sarcastic? Wow, thats sad.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2004-09-13, 01:00
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PS: Do not get my email address wrong, it is the name of a song. Thank you.
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2004-09-13, 01:01
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Hate to prove you wrong there Dissection... but... I'm going to anyway
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2004-09-13, 01:01
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Lemme guess, you email adress is I CUM BLOOD or some Cannibal Corpse song.[/QUOTE]
BWAHAHAHAHA, actually it's SeveredHeadStoner close though
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2004-09-13, 01:09
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Damnit, so now Im not a terrorist?
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2004-09-13, 01:28
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no but you can still be a moron hows that
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2004-09-13, 01:41
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That sounds like terrorist talk to me....LET'S GET 'EM!!!!!!!!!!  
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-09-13, 02:21
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That the funniest thing I've seen this month. That was great. This quote in particular-
See how these things can snowball? Start down such a precarious path and before you know it, you're a religious zealot renouncing your country and listening to Pantera reverb off the walls of bin Laden's latest cave.
It put an image in my head of this kid, with a portable boombox blasting the song "A New Level" over the speakers. The kid has his eyes closed, while banging his head furiously, looking like the stereotypical \m/(><)\m/ metalhead. Meanwhile, Bin Laden is sitting about 15 feet away, annoyed, with his arms crossed. That's just great stuff.
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2004-09-13, 03:02
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Hahaha, I love when metal and violent video games are used as a skapegoat. Is it me or should we be looking to the parents as the source of disorder?
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2004-09-13, 03:21
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Fuck parents. Blame the modern news media.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2004-09-13, 11:28
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Haha, yeah, you got me there! Although, I don't remember commiting totally to the serious viewpoint, I was considering it. Oh well! I still think the journalist could have done a lot more with it though.
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