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Old 2004-09-09, 20:51
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Coincidence?

I don't have photoshop, so pasting in word will have to do.

Hopefully you find this as funny as I do.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

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Old 2004-09-09, 20:53
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Hmmm I don't get it.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2004-09-09, 20:58
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Varg looks like Legolas. Its that simple.
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Old 2004-09-09, 21:01
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-09-09, 21:16
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Hmmm I don't get it.

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Varg looks like Legolas. Its that simple.

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holy shit. This is the funny part of the thread.

I dont think they look much alike. i didnt really get it either
 
Old 2004-09-09, 23:50
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Hahaha........
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Old 2004-09-09, 23:58
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the only physical likenesses that are similar right now are Dissection and a mule, 'cuase he sure looks like a stupid-ass right now. (if only we had a pic of dissection....tsk tsk)

the only thing that would be funny about this thread is if a Varg fan came in and bitched at you and said LOTR sucks. Or if a LOTR fan came in and bitched about how Varg sucks
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Old 2004-09-10, 00:54
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...no but I have a photoshopped pic that says dicksuction.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-09-10, 02:51
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I cannot tell you how funny that was.

You utter spazhole.
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Old 2004-09-10, 04:39
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i thought this would look more "uncanny" before i attempted it, but oh well:
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Old 2004-09-10, 06:22
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i thought this would look more "uncanny" before i attempted it, but oh well:


It was a great try, but he looks more like his last name is "Cleaver". Well, that or he's related to Macaulay Culkin. I wonder if he was ever buggered by Michael Jackson, too? Maybe it's why he hates black people so much.
 
Old 2004-09-10, 09:45
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the only physical likenesses that are similar right now are Dissection and a mule, 'cuase he sure looks like a stupid-ass right now. (if only we had a pic of dissection....tsk tsk)

the only thing that would be funny about this thread is if a Varg fan came in and bitched at you and said LOTR sucks. Or if a LOTR fan came in and bitched about how Varg sucks

I like LOTR, but i also like Varg... what to do now? Ah, i know.

Dissection SUCKS!

Edit: Not the band.
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Old 2004-09-10, 15:05
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He looks a lot lot more like Hitler than Legolas hands down....it that pic it's almost like he's doing a Adolf impression.
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Old 2004-09-10, 19:55
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Did the pictures actually show up in that .doc?
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Old 2004-09-10, 19:59
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i thought this would look more "uncanny" before i attempted it, but oh well:


that ones better than dissection's.
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Old 2004-09-10, 20:05
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No shit it is.

I was up to the eyeballs on meds yesterday. But jesus christ, wtf was I thinking?
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Old 2004-09-10, 20:18
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who the fuck knows.
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Old 2004-09-10, 20:20
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After I realized I posted it last night, I shook my head and was waiting for hatemail.
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Old 2004-09-10, 20:23
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lmao, yeah i kinda was wondering where u got the resemblance of them at first but u explained that now.
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Old 2004-09-10, 20:33
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Did the pictures actually show up in that .doc?

Not for me.....


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After I realized I posted it last night, I shook my head and was waiting for hatemail.

hahaha, I think I actually have your email...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-09-10, 20:38
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Nope. I fail to see the humour.
 
Old 2004-09-11, 04:03
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.doc wa supposed to have pictures, but I and i think it was Powersofterror didnt get them.
 
Old 2004-09-13, 15:16
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Quote:
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Varg looks like Legolas. Its that simple.

!!!!!! - Varg is much more womanly though
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Old 2004-09-13, 18:46
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Fuck it.

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