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Sentence Story Game
this thread wont take long to go off topic when some fighting breaks out over something or other, but here goes, something for:
One day, a little girl aged 6, whose name was kaylie, was skipping through the woods in her pink dress. then she stopped to cuddle her new kitten, buffy, which she had got for her birthday the week before.
then she noticed a path that she had never seen before. buffy bounded off and followed this path. to try and catch her kitty, kaylie ran after buffy.....
why should all stories have involve gore, blood and guts?
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we had stuff like this, but people forgot about them, they were called FTTs, but ill play along.
as she ran up the road she noticed some rusling in the bushes, then all of a sudden a man wearing a trenchcoat, who's face she couldn't really see apeared infrount of her. "Why hello there little girl" the man said, "what are you doing running through the woods like that?" Kaylie replied ........
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"I'm looking for my cat," Kaylie stammered. "She ran away, she's only a kitten and Mummy told me to look after her."
The man knelt down to Kaylie's eye level and said in a kind voice, "I saw a little black kitten run past just a minute ago, would you like me to help you look for it?"
"Mummy and Daddy told me never to go with strangers," Said Kaylie nervously. "But if you promise to be nice, and help me find my Buffy, you can help me look, which way did she run?"
"Just follow me," the man said with a smile.
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You know, a good friend of mine named Kaylie was raped by an older cousin in a similar situation. You insensitive assholes. Still, since it's already started...
There was a sickly element to the man's smile that alarmed Kaylie. She decided to ask him his name.
'Quilty. Clare Quilty. Honest Injun'.'
She was convinced - that didn't sound like a made up name, and the 'honest injun' settled it - and was about to follow him into the woods when an explosion from a few miles over rocked the camp they had made for themselves. Clare seemed genuinely disturbed, and hurried to strike their already-realized camp in favor of another, new one, which he found a few hours later and much deeper in the forest.
Kaylie wondered if Buffy had actually explored the forests to this depth, but felt she could trust Mr. Quilty, and, soon after camp had been re-established, succumbed to the sweet lullabye of the forest night.
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kaylie awoke to see clare standing over her beating off in her face.
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Knaw off his penis until it looked like a vagina. "That's some tasty cock!" she screeched. Kaylie then arose and then..
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2004-09-09, 18:06
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2004-09-09, 18:48
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Fuck way to ruin the story!!!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2004-09-09, 19:24
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Knaw off his penis until it looked like a vagina. "That's some tasty cock!" she screeched. Kaylie then arose and then..
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...beat Mr. Quiltys ass with a whip.
"You filthy whore! What have i said about masturbating while i am asleep?! Answer me!!" roared Kaylie.
"I'm not allowed to, mistress." said Mr. Quilty very quietly.
"Let me go get my strap-on dildo and well fuck that newly got vagina of yours til it bleeds!!!!" And Kaylie went away to get her rucksack.
Mr. Quilty saw his chance and......
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Started fucking his new jagged hole with an old broom stick handle it picked off the rough terrain. He enjoyed the splinters immensley but all of a sudden..
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Then the world blew up.
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2004-09-09, 23:28
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i think that's how the last one ended too
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2004-09-09, 23:33
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Yeh... sad story
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this one took 4 serious posts before it was totally ruined
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BLS your a big fag...btw the story is about you and your mother.
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OMG FAYGOT!?!?!?1
YOUR MOM!
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Started fucking his new jagged hole with an old broom stick handle it picked off the rough terrain. He enjoyed the splinters immensley but all of a sudden..
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...A car came and crashed into the girl (forgot name), killing her. The car stopped and out of it came a man not wearing any clothes. His apperence was...
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YEH FUCK BSL THAT FUCKING FAYGOT!!1
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...then BSL went to mtv is gay's house and raped him.
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...Saddam Hussein jumped out from a bush and screamed:
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...five St. Trinian schoolgirls emerged and proceded to chase after Saddam in a 'Benny Hill' fashion (with accompanying comedy theme tune). Eventually the girls gave up chasing Saddam and lay their tired but still nubile bodies at the roadside.
All was quiet as the girls regained their breath after their lengthy pursuit of what turned out to be a comedy impersonator of Saddam Hussein. Betty, the ring leader, decided to get the conversational ball rolling with a quintessentially blonde question, "So girls, what do you think about the quantum superposition of particles in Higg's space?"
The other four girls huddled together and conferred before they gave their answer. Finally, as one, and after 15 minutes of solid deliberation they replied...
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That's a strange reply from the schoolgirls!
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Yeah, well, they were frustrated.
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..and so the four stupid girls decided to kick the girl asking the questions ass because they felt she was taking to much space. After that they fucked her with a knife and smashed her face with a hammer but then...
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A guy name William shook a spear in their face and threatend to ass rape them
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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...and opened their mouths to the steady stream of christian bile coming into them, but....
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...since they're blonde, they forgot he had duct taped their mouths slut....!!...I mean shut... Muffled screams were sounded, and he liked it, so he got out some chains...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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...so they went mad and transformed into Inverted Chewbaccas and started raping the whole city...
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...Then that singing butt looking woman from episode 4 shows up...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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...then an airplane crashed into the WTC tower.
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Then a Tyanasaurus Rex came out of no where and pissed on Cannibal Corpse.
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Then Beavis and Butthead transformed into dildos and plunged themselves into CC's ass, all the way up to his heart and used their headjuice to put it on fire.
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...Then Elvis left the building.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Then the wolrd blew up again..
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whats more, a giant space turtle (not unlike the discworld one) floated past, and ate the remains, so that the story was GONE FOR ALL TIME AND COULD NEVER COME BACK AGAIN
you fucks are all far too immature for this sort of thread
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and behold the people were saved, as the monstrously evil and deviled thread was cast away, back to the colon of satan, from whence it came
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hahahaha, was that the doped up 50 year old asian woman??? lmao what a joke!
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and while bls was peeing he got a boner so he started whacking it when his mom walked in and helped him out with it.
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...she said"oh, Eric(I think BLS is named Eric), your penis is so small i cant even see it. Maybe ill just...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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GAH! How do people know my name!?!?
Anyways.... the world blew up so none of this happened.
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only Eric and Tabby (his cat) were left. So he decided to have sex with his cat.
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