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Old 2004-09-09, 07:16
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Sentence Story Game

this thread wont take long to go off topic when some fighting breaks out over something or other, but here goes, something for:

One day, a little girl aged 6, whose name was kaylie, was skipping through the woods in her pink dress. then she stopped to cuddle her new kitten, buffy, which she had got for her birthday the week before.

then she noticed a path that she had never seen before. buffy bounded off and followed this path. to try and catch her kitty, kaylie ran after buffy.....


why should all stories have involve gore, blood and guts?
 
Old 2004-09-09, 07:29
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we had stuff like this, but people forgot about them, they were called FTTs, but ill play along.

as she ran up the road she noticed some rusling in the bushes, then all of a sudden a man wearing a trenchcoat, who's face she couldn't really see apeared infrount of her. "Why hello there little girl" the man said, "what are you doing running through the woods like that?" Kaylie replied ........
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Old 2004-09-09, 07:45
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"I'm looking for my cat," Kaylie stammered. "She ran away, she's only a kitten and Mummy told me to look after her."
The man knelt down to Kaylie's eye level and said in a kind voice, "I saw a little black kitten run past just a minute ago, would you like me to help you look for it?"
"Mummy and Daddy told me never to go with strangers," Said Kaylie nervously. "But if you promise to be nice, and help me find my Buffy, you can help me look, which way did she run?"
"Just follow me," the man said with a smile.
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Old 2004-09-09, 07:52
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You know, a good friend of mine named Kaylie was raped by an older cousin in a similar situation. You insensitive assholes. Still, since it's already started...

There was a sickly element to the man's smile that alarmed Kaylie. She decided to ask him his name.
'Quilty. Clare Quilty. Honest Injun'.'
She was convinced - that didn't sound like a made up name, and the 'honest injun' settled it - and was about to follow him into the woods when an explosion from a few miles over rocked the camp they had made for themselves. Clare seemed genuinely disturbed, and hurried to strike their already-realized camp in favor of another, new one, which he found a few hours later and much deeper in the forest.
Kaylie wondered if Buffy had actually explored the forests to this depth, but felt she could trust Mr. Quilty, and, soon after camp had been re-established, succumbed to the sweet lullabye of the forest night.

Shit, I'm not supposed to post here. Fuck.

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Old 2004-09-09, 17:46
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kaylie awoke to see clare standing over her beating off in her face.
She was shocked, but managed to....
 
Old 2004-09-09, 18:01
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Knaw off his penis until it looked like a vagina. "That's some tasty cock!" she screeched. Kaylie then arose and then..
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2004-09-09, 18:06
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Old 2004-09-09, 18:48
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Fuck way to ruin the story!!!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2004-09-09, 19:24
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Knaw off his penis until it looked like a vagina. "That's some tasty cock!" she screeched. Kaylie then arose and then..

...beat Mr. Quiltys ass with a whip.

"You filthy whore! What have i said about masturbating while i am asleep?! Answer me!!" roared Kaylie.
"I'm not allowed to, mistress." said Mr. Quilty very quietly.
"Let me go get my strap-on dildo and well fuck that newly got vagina of yours til it bleeds!!!!" And Kaylie went away to get her rucksack.
Mr. Quilty saw his chance and......
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Old 2004-09-09, 19:29
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Started fucking his new jagged hole with an old broom stick handle it picked off the rough terrain. He enjoyed the splinters immensley but all of a sudden..
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2004-09-09, 22:25
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Then the world blew up.

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Old 2004-09-09, 23:28
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i think that's how the last one ended too
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Old 2004-09-09, 23:33
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Yeh... sad story

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Old 2004-09-09, 23:45
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this one took 4 serious posts before it was totally ruined
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Old 2004-09-09, 23:47
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BLS your a big fag...btw the story is about you and your mother.
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Old 2004-09-09, 23:50
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OMG FAYGOT!?!?!?1

YOUR MOM!
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Old 2004-09-10, 00:01
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Old 2004-09-10, 00:23
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Started fucking his new jagged hole with an old broom stick handle it picked off the rough terrain. He enjoyed the splinters immensley but all of a sudden..

Fuck BSL, on wid da strowee!

...A car came and crashed into the girl (forgot name), killing her. The car stopped and out of it came a man not wearing any clothes. His apperence was...
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Old 2004-09-10, 00:27
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Old 2004-09-10, 00:32
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YEH FUCK BSL THAT FUCKING FAYGOT!!1

...then BSL went to mtv is gay's house and raped him.
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Old 2004-09-10, 02:30
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...then BSL went to mtv is gay's house and raped him.

But before that Jon (me) used his magical powers and growled "lamarnar!" at BSL and then he died. After Jon disposed of the body he found his 4 rock n roll dudes and the magic duck named Yancy Peterson and took them all to go do pot-alternatives because they are all straightedge when all of a sudden...
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Old 2004-09-10, 14:39
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...Saddam Hussein jumped out from a bush and screamed:

"They haven't got me yet! It was me clone they took!" and he ran away laughing as.....
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Old 2004-09-10, 15:15
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...five St. Trinian schoolgirls emerged and proceded to chase after Saddam in a 'Benny Hill' fashion (with accompanying comedy theme tune). Eventually the girls gave up chasing Saddam and lay their tired but still nubile bodies at the roadside.

All was quiet as the girls regained their breath after their lengthy pursuit of what turned out to be a comedy impersonator of Saddam Hussein. Betty, the ring leader, decided to get the conversational ball rolling with a quintessentially blonde question, "So girls, what do you think about the quantum superposition of particles in Higg's space?"

The other four girls huddled together and conferred before they gave their answer. Finally, as one, and after 15 minutes of solid deliberation they replied...
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Old 2004-09-10, 15:16
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2004-09-10, 15:19
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Old 2004-09-10, 15:32
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Old 2004-09-10, 18:15
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..and so the four stupid girls decided to kick the girl asking the questions ass because they felt she was taking to much space. After that they fucked her with a knife and smashed her face with a hammer but then...
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Old 2004-09-10, 18:41
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A guy name William shook a spear in their face and threatend to ass rape them
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2004-09-10, 19:05
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then this guy http://www.bigwebs.com/lookalikes/look6.gif proceded to sodomize the school girls... WITH NO LUBE!!! They liked the taste of their own shit.

thats a pope look alike... kinda
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Old 2004-09-10, 20:03
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...and opened their mouths to the steady stream of christian bile coming into them, but....
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Old 2004-09-10, 20:36
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...since they're blonde, they forgot he had duct taped their mouths slut....!!...I mean shut... Muffled screams were sounded, and he liked it, so he got out some chains...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2004-09-10, 20:37
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...so they went mad and transformed into Inverted Chewbaccas and started raping the whole city...
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...Then that singing butt looking woman from episode 4 shows up...
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Old 2004-09-10, 22:41
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...then an airplane crashed into the WTC tower.
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Then a Tyanasaurus Rex came out of no where and pissed on Cannibal Corpse.
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...then a airplane came and crashed into the trex.
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Then Beavis and Butthead transformed into dildos and plunged themselves into CC's ass, all the way up to his heart and used their headjuice to put it on fire.
 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2004-09-10, 23:16
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Then the wolrd blew up again..

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Old 2004-09-11, 00:58
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whats more, a giant space turtle (not unlike the discworld one) floated past, and ate the remains, so that the story was GONE FOR ALL TIME AND COULD NEVER COME BACK AGAIN

you fucks are all far too immature for this sort of thread
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Old 2004-09-11, 01:13
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Old 2004-09-11, 02:14
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...Then that singing butt looking woman from episode 4 shows up...


hahahaha, was that the doped up 50 year old asian woman??? lmao what a joke!
 
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and while bls was peeing he got a boner so he started whacking it when his mom walked in and helped him out with it.

Continue..
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...she said"oh, Eric(I think BLS is named Eric), your penis is so small i cant even see it. Maybe ill just...
 
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hahahaha, was that the doped up 50 year old asian woman??? lmao what a joke!

ahhh, no......it was...wait in episode 6. When you see Jabba's hut, it was that fat yellow thing with the ridiculously long fuckin mouth...
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...she said"oh, Eric(I think BLS is named Eric), your penis is so small i cant even see it. Maybe ill just...

"...tie you to the ceiling and paint the thing black and cut off your balls so we can have EXTRA kinky butt..."
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GAH! How do people know my name!?!?

Anyways.... the world blew up so none of this happened.

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I think this needs to be closed. Although i would have liked to see where it went if only serious people posted. Fuck mtv_is_gay is blatantly retarded.
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GAH! How do people know my name!?!?

Anyways.... the world blew up so none of this happened.

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only Eric and Tabby (his cat) were left. So he decided to have sex with his cat.
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How did this thread not get closed? Though I'll remember if BLS's name's Eric.

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