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Happy Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary Slayme!
I have a hinkering in my dinkering that you'll stop by to indulge in your own B-day thread. Have a good one!
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2004-09-03, 08:09
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Life is pain.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
:happy birthday: <------- hope i got that right
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2004-09-03, 08:34
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I am a tax on the world..
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haha, you idiot 
Slayme.....what a fag, I hope he chokes on pizza  .
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2004-09-03, 11:37
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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*stops tape*
"Ok now say your name"
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2004-09-03, 13:10
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Have a good one you Anthrax loving Texan!
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2004-09-03, 15:42
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Lo, they do call to me...
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happy birthday, guy i dont know
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2004-09-03, 15:59
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happy burday dude
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2004-09-03, 16:26
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Originally Posted by Darko
I have a hinkering in my dinkering that you'll stop by to indulge in your own B-day thread. Have a good one!
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2004-09-03, 17:50
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2004-09-03, 18:29
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The lovely and talented Ms. Slayme - yeah, 'he' was a chick all this time - couldn't come due to a scheduling conflict - johns are very impatient and punctuality, as well as a willingness to follow instructions, is a must in some professions - so I was sent in her stead. I was instructed to remind alla you dumb sumbitches that the path to truth, contentment, and enlightenment is zen, but if that doesn't work then a few eggs mixed with ground beef stuffed in a vase and a handle of Cutty Sark can serve as a reasonable facscimile. Take a second to think that one over. You know what's meant.
Anyway, good ol' slames may be around at some point, but that's it for me. Once I'm gone, Def's the coolest guy in this thread. He can decide the order from there on down. But for right now y'all have to buy him a beer.
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2004-09-03, 19:37
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I'll choose Zen!
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2004-09-03, 23:26
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bugfucker strikes back.
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Holy shit! its PST.
and go fuck yourself, Slayme.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2004-09-04, 00:30
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Death to all but metal!
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Have a good one you Anthrax loving Texan!
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He likes Anthrax? Well, in that case... happy birthday you goofy bastard.
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2004-09-04, 00:33
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pst, i thought you were dead.
and happy day of birth slayme, though i doubt you'll see this post for awhile.
But i'm drinking beer now, so i'll drink the next one for you
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2004-09-04, 00:40
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hey, Anthrax fuckin rock!
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2004-09-04, 01:23
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He likes Anthrax? Well, in that case... happy birthday you goofy bastard.
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lets just say hes a bigger scott ian fan then I am... If such a thing could exist.
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2004-09-04, 12:36
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i think def has enough beers of his own, and doesnt need my shitty, wrong hemisphere beer 
none the less
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2004-09-04, 15:25
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Y'know, this is actually why I left. 'Def has enough beers'? Do you hear yourself? Have you met Def? He drains pitchers in a single swallow! Why, I myself have seen him drink an entire case in one sitting, without even needing to get up to drain the bladder, after which he stood up, punched out a twelve foot Indian who tried to take his keys, got into his car, and played DD for the d.t. drunks gathered about. The man's a legend in beer-drinking circles around Europe and Asia Minor (for some reason the Turks are especially impressed and keep inviting him down to challenge their national drinking champion, he just hasn't had the chance). Once, I hear, he was in some town in Italy on a Friday evening, where all they had was Moretti, and he drained the town in an evening, thinking he was pre-gaming for later. He was forced to find another town, but word had preceded him and nobody was letting him in for fear of having their entire beer supply drank. So what was poor Def to do? Why, he got in his car, drove to the Moretti factory, and placed himself right under the tap on the assembly line. When the workers returned Monday morning, he was still laying there and drinking contentedly. Or as content as Moretti will let you be. On another occasion, I hear he drank the old pub men of Prague - who sit in pubs and drink nothing but beer from opening to closing - not just under the table, but into serious health problems and even one fatality. And you think this man can have enough beer? When no man can have enough beer? You're all crazy. Now give him some shitty, wrong goddamned hemisphere beer, goddammit, you microcephalic cuntheaded nutjob fuckass bastards!
Oh, and slayme's as big an Anthrax fan as you're likely to meet, and none of this means I'm back. It was just a special occasion yesterday, and today it's to explain why Def needs beer, which I thought went without saying.
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2004-09-04, 15:34
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the " " really does mean im not being serious
Australians are sarcastic bastards
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2004-09-04, 16:11
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No need to explain yourself, BoC - it was a fairly innocuous comment.
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2004-09-04, 17:06
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2004-09-04, 19:51
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Atif, he used a real word, not a Simpsons word.
Yes, and we Americans are always dead serious and never pick up on sarcasm, bastard. Just re-read my response, ask these cunts about me, and find out that I'd take any opportunity to spin a Rabelais-sized tale about Def's drinking prowess. Now quit responding directly to things I say so I can just hustle on out of here before I get caught and end up moderating for another 3-4 years. nomad's been after me with an elephant gun and butterfly net for ages now; if he gets a bead on me the game's up.
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2004-09-04, 20:03
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Y'know, this is actually why I left. 'Def has enough beers'? Do you hear yourself? Have you met Def? He drains pitchers in a single swallow! Why, I myself have seen him drink an entire case in one sitting, without even needing to get up to drain the bladder, after which he stood up, punched out a twelve foot Indian who tried to take his keys, got into his car, and played DD for the d.t. drunks gathered about. The man's a legend in beer-drinking circles around Europe and Asia Minor (for some reason the Turks are especially impressed and keep inviting him down to challenge their national drinking champion, he just hasn't had the chance). Once, I hear, he was in some town in Italy on a Friday evening, where all they had was Moretti, and he drained the town in an evening, thinking he was pre-gaming for later. He was forced to find another town, but word had preceded him and nobody was letting him in for fear of having their entire beer supply drank. So what was poor Def to do? Why, he got in his car, drove to the Moretti factory, and placed himself right under the tap on the assembly line. When the workers returned Monday morning, he was still laying there and drinking contentedly. Or as content as Moretti will let you be. On another occasion, I hear he drank the old pub men of Prague - who sit in pubs and drink nothing but beer from opening to closing - not just under the table, but into serious health problems and even one fatality. And you think this man can have enough beer? When no man can have enough beer? You're all crazy. Now give him some shitty, wrong goddamned hemisphere beer, goddammit, you microcephalic cuntheaded nutjob fuckass bastards!
Oh, and slayme's as big an Anthrax fan as you're likely to meet, and none of this means I'm back. It was just a special occasion yesterday, and today it's to explain why Def needs beer, which I thought went without saying.
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haha, thanks for educting these shits here!
and don't you forget about the 'piss-against-a-belgian-church-to-be-grim-and-necro-event'!!! that was legendary, just like Sanderinos and his weird toilet habits after eating Kebab...... I don't think he ever ate kebab after that again.
I can vouch for PST beeing a big-ass Anthrax fan, plus he is one badass mosher too, I am proud to say I've stood in the same moshpit as him during a fine Anthrax show!
And don't forget about PST's toilet habits too! pissing in the garbage bin of a busy metro station! haha, I think an old lady wanted to take him home, that was good fun! (actually that was in Amsterdam, so everything goes...) after that we took over a populair bum spot with our beer and chips. (the bums there gave us nasty looks when they where standing in the rain)
which reminds me, if I'm ever around in America, I need to stop by his town and terrorise the shit out of it!
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shit, I forgot who the darn thread was for now--- Slayme?
Yeah, cool ! Enjoyed your tales ! But quit using big words my dikshunairy doesn't have. 
I like Anthrax, too. They're great to do housework to !
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2004-09-05, 01:34
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Y'know, this is actually why I left. 'Def has enough beers'? Do you hear yourself? Have you met Def? He drains pitchers in a single swallow! Why, I myself have seen him drink an entire case in one sitting, without even needing to get up to drain the bladder, after which he stood up, punched out a twelve foot Indian who tried to take his keys, got into his car, and played DD for the d.t. drunks gathered about. The man's a legend in beer-drinking circles around Europe and Asia Minor (for some reason the Turks are especially impressed and keep inviting him down to challenge their national drinking champion, he just hasn't had the chance). Once, I hear, he was in some town in Italy on a Friday evening, where all they had was Moretti, and he drained the town in an evening, thinking he was pre-gaming for later. He was forced to find another town, but word had preceded him and nobody was letting him in for fear of having their entire beer supply drank. So what was poor Def to do? Why, he got in his car, drove to the Moretti factory, and placed himself right under the tap on the assembly line. When the workers returned Monday morning, he was still laying there and drinking contentedly. Or as content as Moretti will let you be. On another occasion, I hear he drank the old pub men of Prague - who sit in pubs and drink nothing but beer from opening to closing - not just under the table, but into serious health problems and even one fatality. And you think this man can have enough beer? When no man can have enough beer? You're all crazy. Now give him some shitty, wrong goddamned hemisphere beer, goddammit, you microcephalic cuntheaded nutjob fuckass bastards!
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Another signature rant by PST. And I am trying to figure out if this story is true, or not.
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Yes, and we Americans are always dead serious and never pick up on sarcasm, bastard
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[sarcasm]AMERICANS?! SARCASM? NEVER. [/sarcasm]
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2004-09-07, 16:03
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BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
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2004-09-07, 18:20
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2004-09-07, 22:35
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Another signature rant by PST. And I am trying to figure out if this story is true, or not.
[sarcasm]AMERICANS?! SARCASM? NEVER. [/sarcasm]
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Yeah slaymie,
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