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Classy Pick-Up Lines
With all the threads being created at the moment i felt we needed something ammusing, so i want to see some CLASSY pickup lines, the cornier/dirtier the better, and please refrain from stuff like "How about a pizza and a fuck" sort of stuff, now for my contribution
Are those pants made of mirrors, because i can see myself in them
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ive lost my number can i have yours?
your eyse look like giant flaming pits of lava. j/k
man, im burning up, you look hot too! [SuBlImInAL!!!](hand movements, exaggerated voice)
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Are those moon pants, because your ass is out of this world.
This dress looks very becoming on you, I'd be cumming if it was off you.
I'm not Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock!
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this baby is dedicated to John
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
edit: ohh, and another one
Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
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If you were a squirel and it was winter, would you let me bust my nuts in your hole?
You look tired, I am too. Wanna sleep with me?
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Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
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ooohhhh shit! That'll get 'em. Just talk smart  .
Here's one for the idiots out there......the greatest pick up line ever is....
"Hello." 
mind if I wear your legs as earmuffs?
Let's play a game called lion tamer. You go over there and I'll throw you my meat.
I can't think of any more good ones...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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2004-08-30, 14:48
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do u have a mirror, cuz i can see myself in ur pants.
heres one thatll probly get u slapped:
ur legs are like peanut butter, theyre smooth creamy and easy to spread
i have more i just cant remember them.
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Does this one work for you, powers?
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...You'd be surprised man.....dazzled....
I did it a ton just this morning  . Haha, 2, that's TWO chicks asked me today, "hey don't I know you...I've seen you around." Haha, yes. Of course, though we never met in our lives so...almost seems to be a good pick up line women use.
Here's another one. When a hot babe comes into a class reeeally late and sits next to you to say hi....make fun of her. Haha, worked today . We have 3 classes together  .
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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good one...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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i know its dumb, but i heard a guy say it once. he said it more as a joke form though.
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"Hey Baby, do you like it in the ass?"
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There gotta be a keg in your pants, cuz I wanna tap that ass.
Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Damn baby! If looks could kill, they'd have to lock you up!
thats all i got.
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get in the truck, bitch
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heh...found these...
I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.(classic!!)
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.haha I like this one
Do you want to see something swell?
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy. BWaahahahahahah!!!!
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way
You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
hell, that's enough for now .
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
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These are the best two pick up lines in the world, naturally, because I came up with them and I'm the man. You will never beat these, so don't even try.
1. "You look tired, hon. If you need a place to sit down, let me know, because my face is always available."
2. "Baby, I'm just like the springs on an old mattress. I'll poke you in the ass while you're trying to sleep!"
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they are supposed to be classy ones you thought up/herd in action, not ones copied off the net
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Take it from a girl, there are NO classy pickup lines. Every single one of them makes me want to vomit.
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"I wanna dip my croissant in your sweet chocolate sauce"
"Wanna come home to me, eat ice cream and fuck?"
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You can't beat mine..."Hello."
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
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I can: "Hi!" It's short and straight to the point.
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I'll eat your pussy if you suck my dick.
I know a dude that used that and it worked...........scally.
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Hahaha!
Here's a good one:
If I rested my balls on your chin, where would my cock be?
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Hey baby, wanna fuck!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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hey can u bend over, u look familiar.
im gonna kiss ur lips, then work my way up to ur belly button.
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Lets do some role play ill be Fred Flinatone and ill make your Bed rock
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That's already been said you punk.  
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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"hey baby, do you wanna play titanic? you play the iceberg and ill go down on you"
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"Hi, I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?"
see, the one i gave is actually somewhat cute, and not insulting or vulgar.
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or if she's happens to not catch it, she'll think your last name is "Right."
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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even then, it's not like she can give you a brutal comeback (which you leave yourself open for if you try the other pickup lines)
she'll say, "You are mistaken, sir. I wasn't looking for a Mr. Right"
and then i'd say , "Oops, pardon me. carry on"
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
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if you want to confuse them atif ask something like
"if i was to ask you to have sex with me would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
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even then, it's not like she can give you a brutal comeback (which you leave yourself open for if you try the other pickup lines)
she'll say, "You are mistaken, sir. I wasn't looking for a Mr. Right"
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What if she says "Right? More like a RIGHT WHALE! FATASS!" What are you gonna do then?!!!!?!!!!!?!!!!?!!!!?!!!!!?!!!!!!?!!!!!!!?!!!!!!?!!!!!!!? 
How about if she says "MORE LIKE MR. WRONG!" WHAT THEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 
Think of the trauma if she says "You look like a LEFTIE to me, stupid SOUTHPAW!" Do you want her to call you a LEFT HANDER?!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!??!?!@#$%^&*()_ 
What if she says "Mr. Right? Like if you touch me, this drink is going RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!" Think of the hurt, ATIF!!!!!!!!!! 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The Jason Becker Monastery
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Ok... your all gonna love this one:
"I'd love my cock in you *insert fingers in the girl* and judging by that, i know you'd love it too"
Take an icepack.
But seriously, this is the best pickupline i've found so far:
"I am Severed_Head_Stoner."
Take a condom.
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We live thinking we will never die.
We die thinking we had never lived.
Cut it out.
- Jason Becker
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2004-09-03, 17:55
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I am a tax on the world..
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: pizza with a shit on it!
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How about this one...SERIOUSLY WORKS!!!!
you..."What are you doing today.."
girl..."oh probably just sitting in my room on the pc or watch tv with buddies..."
you..."no you're not, you're going out with me tonight!"
haha, badass.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2004-09-03, 20:29
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: on the sunny side of hell,,,,,,,texas
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that one is old
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2004-09-03, 21:13
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: canada eh
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want another beer?
(or ten heh heh)
The funny thing is. Just go to a club around here, and a great pick up line is "hi". That's enough to get in a lot of women's pants. (though they might now fit you)
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Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...
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2004-09-04, 18:28
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
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Originally Posted by ChrisRezendes
What if she says "Right? More like a RIGHT WHALE! FATASS!" What are you gonna do then?!!!!?!!!!!?!!!!?!!!!?!!!!!?!!!!!!?!!!!!!!?!!!!!!?!!!!!!!?
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i'm not fat
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Originally Posted by ChrisRezendes
How about if she says "MORE LIKE MR. WRONG!" WHAT THEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? |
and then i would say , "Did you say Mr. Wong? 'cause i'm definitely not him"
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Think of the trauma if she says "You look like a LEFTIE to me, stupid SOUTHPAW!" Do you want her to call you a LEFT HANDER?!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!??!?!@#$%^&*()_ |
what's that have to do with anything?
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What if she says "Mr. Right? Like if you touch me, this drink is going RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!" Think of the hurt, ATIF!!!!!!!!!! |
then i would say, "Is that seriously why you told someone that you were looking for me? That's kinda dumb"
so you see, that line is rejection-proof (hurtful rejection, that is)
Last edited by atifman : 2004-09-04 at 18:31.
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2004-09-04, 18:33
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
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besides, who cares about anything you say, you're the guy who thinks Golf isn't a sport....
Tell that to Tom here, who lost his legs fighting for his country to so your punkass could live an easier life!  |
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2004-09-04, 22:55
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New Blood
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 24
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"do you like history, let's play pearl harbor. i am america. you are japan, and you come down and blow me away"
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2004-09-05, 12:40
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Attorney at Bird Law
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Alone here, with emptiness, eagles, and snow...
Posts: 3,567
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Originally Posted by atifman
besides, who cares about anything you say, you're the guy who thinks Golf isn't a sport....
Tell that to Tom here, who lost his legs fighting for his country to so your punkass could live an easier life! |
The reason Tom doesn't have any legs is because I kicked his ass so bad they had to be amputated after he came up to me and told me that gold is a legitimate sport. I sent him flowers and a card in the hospital, though, I'm not coldblooded! Tell him I said "hi". |
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2004-09-05, 13:48
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Miasma
Posts: 694
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Originally Posted by ChrisRezendes
Tell him I said "hi".
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What ever floats your boat dude.... But seriously, don't you think you're a little out of line trying to get in his pants after having kicked his ass that badly?
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seems like you got a case of stupidphobia
Last edited by G_urr_A : 2004-09-05 at 20:10.
Reason: Spelling correction
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2004-09-05, 16:38
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Virginia
Posts: 744
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youve all been watching "night at the roxbury", huh?
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2004-09-05, 17:16
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
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Originally Posted by ChrisRezendes
The reason Tom doesn't have any legs is because I kicked his ass so bad they had to be amputated after he came up to me and told me that gold is a legitimate sport
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Is that you how you treat your veterans? shame on you....you have no idea what Labor day is about.
If Peter McGuire was still around, he would vomit in rage.... |
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2004-09-06, 02:11
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Virginia
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Respect veterans...
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2004-09-06, 02:13
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 8,705
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Originally Posted by atifman
Is that you how you treat your veterans? shame on you....you have no idea what Labor day is about.
If Peter McGuire was still around, he would vomit in rage....
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Labor days all about the Guitar Center invitational sale!!!!!!
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I will unlock my door
And pass the cemetery gates"
"Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott
08/20/66 - 12/08/04
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2004-09-06, 05:09
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Wasted Custom User title
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Minneapolis.
Posts: 5,002
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Labor days all about the Guitar Center invitational sale!!!!!!
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HAHAhaha!
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This is my signature.
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2004-09-06, 10:30
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Attorney at Bird Law
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Alone here, with emptiness, eagles, and snow...
Posts: 3,567
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Originally Posted by G_urr_A
What ever floats your boat dude.... But seriously, don't you think you're a little out of line trying to get in his pants after having kicked his ass that badly? |
You should have seen the coy looks he had given me... And the naughty pictures he sent!
He led me on! |
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