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Old 2004-08-14, 03:02
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Sexiest man on metaltabs

i think i will have to vote for johnmansley

any man that tabs so many kickass Nile songs wins my heart
 
Old 2004-08-14, 03:05
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ewww you fucking faggot!
 
Old 2004-08-14, 03:10
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Old 2004-08-14, 03:14
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Atif's a cutie, Def has that cute smile of his... but nothing can beat Darko's tight little caboose!

Sorry John, your ass is too fat
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Old 2004-08-14, 03:43
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Old 2004-08-14, 04:05
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Old 2004-08-14, 07:12
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My vote goes to myself. I can't believe more of you don't want to sex me up.
 
Old 2004-08-14, 08:26
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This thread has the potential to become extremely, um, 'rampant'...
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Old 2004-08-14, 10:20
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This thread has the potential to become extremely, um, 'rampant'...


true true, but thats the fun of it

my vote goes to atifman too, the tans do it for me
 
Old 2004-08-14, 11:06
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Old 2004-08-14, 14:19
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Yeah why dont we wear make-up, dish on gossip, and spoon each others assholes while we're at it.
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Old 2004-08-14, 15:04
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Transient could win it, but only if he does his facepaint and dildo thingy!
 
Old 2004-08-14, 15:07
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what a gay thread ...
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Old 2004-08-14, 22:00
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what a gay thread ...


Coming from "Sodomaniac", that must be really gay.
Only joking.
 
Old 2004-08-14, 22:23
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Old 2004-08-14, 23:18
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I vote for undying_hatred.
i can picture my bitch now
bald head. i just wanna rub my cock all over it.
really angry sneer. (cocksuckin sneer )
and i'd paint myself brown, and he'd love it.

"rape me nigger, yes, show me why i hate you. oh yes"

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Old 2004-08-14, 23:36
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fuck up u queers, haha
 
Old 2004-08-15, 05:39
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I also must vote for myself, a lot of people say I look like Anthony from Red Hot Chili Peppers with long hair. Of course I don't see it
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Old 2004-08-15, 05:44
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Old 2004-08-15, 10:30
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Since the thread is Sexiest Man on Metaltabs, I think all votes for under-18's should be discounted...
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Old 2004-08-15, 10:32
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And I think you're a faggot.
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CEPHALIC FUCKING CARNAGE


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Old 2004-08-15, 10:34
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Wishful thinking?
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Old 2004-08-15, 10:36
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CEPHALIC FUCKING CARNAGE


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Old 2004-08-15, 10:38
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Painful fisting?
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Old 2004-08-15, 11:05
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...sounds painful

but im going to vote john simple because i can
and we all kno englishmen are attractive
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Old 2004-08-15, 11:11
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Hehehe! Prince Charles, Johnny Rotten, Ozzy, Phil Neville... The list of handsome Englishmen is endless.
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Old 2004-08-15, 16:15
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hahhaha holy shit john youve got some quick wit
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Old 2004-08-15, 23:15
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Coming from "Sodomaniac", that must be really gay.
Only joking.


when u are a man and u should say here who is the sexiest of us ...
it is gay !!!
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Old 2004-08-15, 23:16
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chicks dig gay guys
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Old 2004-08-16, 01:21
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This thread is goind a little farther than I thought it would, and SHOULD have
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Old 2004-08-16, 01:58
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hahahaha sodom i love the way you speak english (far better than i speak german)
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Old 2004-08-16, 02:40
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when u are a man and u should say here who is the sexiest of us ...
it is gay !!!



Well said fine chap!

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Old 2004-08-16, 09:16
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This thread proves the fictionality of the God myth. No one could preside over this turd of a planet & not want to push it into the sun.
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Old 2004-08-16, 11:23
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hahahaha sodom i love the way you speak english (far better than i speak german)


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Old 2004-08-17, 06:19
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ahahahahaha that was the funniest thing Ive ever read in my life. I should save my head just because of that post, only if i could get my nose like that guy from decapitated then my sneer would be really awesome.
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Old 2004-08-17, 06:21
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This thread is fucking ridiculous. Is there any point to it?
 
Old 2004-08-17, 11:22
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I vote that you are a bunch of filthy rectum ferrets. Futility and pointlessness stalk this thread like two giant stalking things.
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Old 2004-08-17, 11:34
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I vote that you are a bunch of filthy rectum ferrets. Futility and pointlessness stalk this thread like two giant stalking things.

You win.
 
Old 2004-08-17, 12:14
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Yeah, haha, I'd say that just about sums it up.
 
Old 2004-08-17, 13:24
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Okay, since all you DUDES said your piece ( however you wanna take that ) I'll say mine from a female perspective. I'd have to say Nomad and Def. (heh heh, I wonder why ) And well, even though I'm his mom, Walpurgis has charisma, style, personality, and he says 'a beautiful ass'.

Now I think you should have a thread about the sexiest female forumer's over 40. heehee (hint, hint)
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Old 2004-08-17, 14:43
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hey speaking of chicks, wheres dameframorkum ???
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Old 2004-08-18, 01:24
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pointless thread...
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Old 2004-08-18, 01:36
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hey speaking of chicks, wheres dameframorkum ???


getting fucked!
 
Old 2004-08-18, 09:29
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Okay, since all you DUDES said your piece ( however you wanna take that ) I'll say mine from a female perspective. I'd have to say Nomad and Def. (heh heh, I wonder why ) And well, even though I'm his mom, Walpurgis has charisma, style, personality, and he says 'a beautiful ass'.

Now I think you should have a thread about the sexiest female forumer's over 40. heehee (hint, hint)



hahah, I win, thanks Bobbi, you're the shit
 
Old 2004-08-18, 13:00
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And well, even though I'm his mom, Walpurgis has charisma, style, personality, and he says 'a beautiful ass'.


You truth-poor clown. Your son has an ass like a side of roast beef.
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