MetalTabs.com - your source for Metal tabs
Home Forum FAQ Contact Us Link to Us


Go Back   MetalTabs.com Forum > MetalTabs.com > Chit Chat


 
 
Old 2004-08-09, 09:27
younguitarist's Avatar
younguitarist
Post-whore
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
Posts: 2,037
Worst names

I dont know if theres a silmilar thread but o well..Who thinks they have the worst name, or has seen the worst name. It can be First or Last names.. The worst last name IMO is Halfcock.
 
Old 2004-08-09, 09:48
andrewc
Post-whore
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 2,471
i once saw an obituary for a bloke named Dick Cox
 
Old 2004-08-09, 10:04
BeastOfCarrion's Avatar
BeastOfCarrion
Pokémon Master
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Some grim and utterly pointless evil location(Aus)
Posts: 3,740
the unix network administrator at uni is named Howard Cock
__________________
"Press Ctrl+w to enter: The realm of Power Metal!" - a promise from johnmansley
Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
(\_/)
(x.x) (> <)
Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
 
Old 2004-08-09, 10:26
Infinity's Avatar
Infinity
Life is pain.
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Australia
Posts: 4,510
1471

Last edited by Infinity : 2006-12-11 at 05:45.
 
Old 2004-08-09, 13:54
Transient's Avatar
Transient
HES BAAACK
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: slaying all the giants
Posts: 9,967
i thought myles was spelled miles
__________________
www.myspace.com/crownedmusic
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j136/transient_shirts/Banner.gif
 
Old 2004-08-09, 14:07
Dissection's Avatar
Dissection
bugfucker strikes back.
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: 19713, Delaware
Posts: 5,739
The Tardy brothers from Obituary.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nihilist
The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2004-08-09, 14:15
Infinity's Avatar
Infinity
Life is pain.
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Australia
Posts: 4,510
Quote:
Originally Posted by Transient
i thought myles was spelled miles


well one is a unit of measurement, while on the other hand, one is my name. nah, im the only myles i know of spelled this way, so its kinds alright.
 
Old 2004-08-09, 14:19
Undying_Hatred's Avatar
Undying_Hatred
Post-whore
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Anchorage, AK
Posts: 1,002
Isnt it "Halfcocked" because theres two dudes and two chicks?
Any band named after The Hobbit, or are theme based on the hobbit. Except for Amon Amarth and Gorgoroth because amarth fucking rules and you have to love black metal that brings a cross with a guy nailed to it to a show in vatican city.
__________________
http://www.willowtip.com/home.aspx
 
Old 2004-08-09, 14:44
johnmansley's Avatar
johnmansley
Schrodinger's Cat
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Liverpool, England
Posts: 5,975
I've never liked my surname. I don't know why, it just seems like it should be a farmer's name. Actually, the suffix '-ley' means 'field' so my distant relatives most probably were farmers. Damn, I'm a yokel.
__________________
Album of the day:

Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
 
Old 2004-08-09, 16:14
cxmachine's Avatar
cxmachine
Senior Metalhead
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: PA
Posts: 381
hmm i used to work with a dude named "harry wang" worst part is i don't think he ever got it....
__________________
I'm Proud not to be PC
Liberals, the other terrorists
Quote:
Originally Posted by Righteous_Death
Black Sabbath are so good, so I wouldnt say anything to disrespect them.
Cunt face.


Rest in Peace Dime, thank you for changing my world on vulgar display of power, thank you for being my next step after sabbath, and thank you for inspiring me to pick up that guitar and learn some heavy fucking metal \m/ your memory will live on forever
 
Old 2004-08-09, 18:24
timedragon's Avatar
timedragon
Legio Draconorum Orkian
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: upon raging waves
Posts: 4,499
Quote:
Originally Posted by cxmachine
hmm i used to work with a dude named "harry wang" worst part is i don't think he ever got it....

haha.

All i can remember right now is that Dick VanDyke guy. I dont know how to spell it, but either way it sounds the same.
 
Old 2004-08-09, 19:18
BLS's Avatar
BLS
STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 8,705
Ive already said this before but back in high school, the gym wall said "Dedicated to Dick Scent"

__________________
"Believe the word
I will unlock my door
And pass the cemetery gates"

"Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott
08/20/66 - 12/08/04

R.I.P.
 
Old 2004-08-09, 19:29
Dyldo's Avatar
Dyldo
Throbbing Member
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Californeeway
Posts: 7,909
I (to quote Jarrod) "ABHOR" the name Paige/Page. Why you may ask?:

1. I hate pagers. They are the most annoying device ever made. Only drug delears who haven't sold enough crack to buy and pay a cellphone bill buy these electrical pests.

2. Every girl named Paige/Page has been a thorn in my side. Annoying, loud, superficial, attention whore, you name it. I've met about 4. (This probably being the epicenter for my hate).

So in conclusion, if you name your daughter Paige/Page (or decide to sexually confuse your little boy) it will inevitably be a nusence and hated by all..or at least me.
__________________
Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
 
Old 2004-08-09, 19:32
BLS's Avatar
BLS
STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 8,705
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
1. I hate pagers. They are the most annoying device ever made. Only drug delears who haven't sold enough crack to buy and pay a cellphone bill buy these electrical pests.


Pagers arent bad, but cell phones piss me off..... so much you cant even imagine.
__________________
"Believe the word
I will unlock my door
And pass the cemetery gates"

"Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott
08/20/66 - 12/08/04

R.I.P.
 
Old 2004-08-09, 20:52
timedragon's Avatar
timedragon
Legio Draconorum Orkian
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: upon raging waves
Posts: 4,499
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
2. Every girl named Paige/Page has been a thorn in my side. Annoying, loud, superficial, attention whore, you name it. I've met about 4. (This probably being the epicenter for my hate).

That is so damn true, its not even funny . "Annoying, loud, superficial, attention whore". Couldnt be said any better.
 
Old 2004-08-09, 20:54
younguitarist's Avatar
younguitarist
Post-whore
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
Posts: 2,037
Theres this guy i know that lives close to my house. Well his name is William Widas (pronouced Wide ass).
 
Old 2004-08-09, 20:54
Dissection's Avatar
Dissection
bugfucker strikes back.
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: 19713, Delaware
Posts: 5,739
Ok here are a few:

An english teacher married a guy with the last name Dick. So she is Terra Dick, married to Harry Dick. (Swear on my life, thats what she told everyone).

There was another one, but I can't remember it.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nihilist
The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2004-08-09, 21:23
BLS's Avatar
BLS
STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 8,705
a know some queer guy who is a manager at Mcdonalds, and he workd for fedex... his last name is GayHeart
__________________
"Believe the word
I will unlock my door
And pass the cemetery gates"

"Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott
08/20/66 - 12/08/04

R.I.P.
 
Old 2004-08-10, 06:04
MyOwnSavior's Avatar
MyOwnSavior
Registered Sex Offender
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
Me and my cousin was looking through a phone book because we had nothing better do. I swear there was a Hobo Ragity. I was like, "please say the address is at a railroad station or under a bridge."
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus

“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
 
Old 2004-08-10, 08:25
ShredIsNotDead
Post-whore
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 1,487
Some guy named Stu Pidas in a small town outside of Calgary
 
Old 2004-08-10, 10:25
BrokenCrimson's Avatar
BrokenCrimson
Post-whore
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Brisbane, Australia.
Posts: 1,023
The key is to give your kids weird names like Elegy or Serenade or Jeremiad or Vehemence. I so want to name a kid Obsistence. Someone else's kid.
__________________
I <3 12 year olds.
 
Old 2004-08-10, 11:00
andrewc
Post-whore
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 2,471
also, mum used to work with a chick named Kerry Hunt (thats horrible if your dyslexic )

and i got a chick mate who used to go out with a bloke named Mark Hunt....

plus i remember reading a while ago about a portugese soccer player whos last name was "fucks"...no kidding.
 
Old 2004-08-10, 18:38
johnmansley's Avatar
johnmansley
Schrodinger's Cat
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Liverpool, England
Posts: 5,975
Here's a couple:

Stefan Kuntz (German football player)
Mike Hunt (say it quickly and it becomes the best/worst name ever)

Another one: there's an Austrian footballer with the surname Frick, which to my understanding means 'Fuck' in German. Poor Bastard. I'm also pretty sure there was an actor from the 40s and 50s who had the first name Gaylord. Seriously, I'm not kidding... I just can't remember his surname.
__________________
Album of the day:

Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
 
Old 2004-08-10, 23:48
BassBehemoth's Avatar
BassBehemoth
Die Young.
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,633
Hahaha, funny thread...There was our old real estate agents son named Will Power.

And my friend Richard has a little brother...Max Wang.

Hobo Ragity cracked me up.
__________________
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2004-08-11, 00:10
MyOwnSavior's Avatar
MyOwnSavior
Registered Sex Offender
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
Of course in the book it was Ragity, Hobo which to me was funnier.
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus

“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
 
Old 2004-08-11, 00:12
MyOwnSavior's Avatar
MyOwnSavior
Registered Sex Offender
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
And I know a guy named Greg Winnie and a guy named Bob Head.
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus

“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
 
Old 2004-08-11, 00:36
Sodomaniac's Avatar
Sodomaniac
Supreme Metalhead
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Wesel; Germany
Posts: 964
I know a lot of stupid german names like "Rosa Schlüpfer" or "Axel Schweiß" but u won't understand it.
__________________
It's Good To Be Bad!!!
 
Old 2004-08-11, 02:21
Dissection's Avatar
Dissection
bugfucker strikes back.
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: 19713, Delaware
Posts: 5,739
Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Hahaha, funny thread...There was our old real estate agents son named Will Power.

And my friend Richard has a little brother...Max Wang.

Hobo Ragity cracked me up.


Man, I haven't seen you in awhile...
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nihilist
The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2004-08-11, 03:04
guitar_demon's Avatar
guitar_demon
MotörCat
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: &#26132&#26132
Posts: 7,547
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sodomaniac
I know a lot of stupid german names like "Rosa Schlüpfer" or "Axel Schweiß" but u won't understand it.


then explaine
__________________
POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2004-08-11, 03:35
timedragon's Avatar
timedragon
Legio Draconorum Orkian
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: upon raging waves
Posts: 4,499
Quote:
Originally Posted by MyOwnSavior
Bob Head.

that one kicks ass. in a way that sucks... LITERALLY!
Imagine if that dude had got that classic ol' name: DICK

HAHAHAHA!

Last edited by timedragon : 2004-08-11 at 03:37.
 
Old 2004-08-11, 06:52
younguitarist's Avatar
younguitarist
Post-whore
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
Posts: 2,037
Worst name out there is Dick Creamer.
 
Old 2004-08-11, 08:28
Severed_Head_Stoner's Avatar
Severed_Head_Stoner
Gangster Rapper
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The Jason Becker Monastery
Posts: 961
I guy from my old school was named Mike Hunt.

My doctor's first name is "Precious"

My last name is "Lamb" never heard the end of that in primary school

A stupid fucking indian (no offense atif) from my old school; his middle name was "Rippie" and his sister's middle name was "Rimmie"

And ofcourse, we can't foget Transient.
__________________
We live thinking we will never die.
We die thinking we had never lived.
Cut it out.
- Jason Becker
 
Old 2004-08-11, 11:13
andrewc
Post-whore
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 2,471
ahhhhh rippie and rimmie what a fucking joke!! me and carrot-mog had to be their friends on the first day, we were forced into it. we all thought they were lost refugees how funny was it when those lebanese guys teased his knob and said it was a condom and he cracked the shits at them?? ahahahha....other punters, you had to be there to know the blokes utter stupidity, ignorance and everything else
 
Old 2004-08-11, 23:48
BassBehemoth's Avatar
BassBehemoth
Die Young.
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,633
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dissection
Man, I haven't seen you in awhile...



Yeah man I am finally back!


In speaking of Indians, there was this girl I went to school with called Rubi Ubhi(pronaunced ruby ewby)...her first name was actually Rubeenpal


And I went to elementary school with two Arabians, Abus and Abeer.
__________________
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2004-08-11, 23:49
BeastOfCarrion's Avatar
BeastOfCarrion
Pokémon Master
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Some grim and utterly pointless evil location(Aus)
Posts: 3,740
that post is precisely 24 hours after your last one
__________________
"Press Ctrl+w to enter: The realm of Power Metal!" - a promise from johnmansley
Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
(\_/)
(x.x) (> <)
Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
 
Old 2004-08-12, 02:10
BassBehemoth's Avatar
BassBehemoth
Die Young.
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,633
Quote:
Originally Posted by BeastOfCarrion
that post is precisely 24 hours after your last one


Weird...
__________________
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2004-08-12, 04:11
Severed_Head_Stoner's Avatar
Severed_Head_Stoner
Gangster Rapper
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The Jason Becker Monastery
Posts: 961
Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewc
ahhhhh rippie and rimmie what a fucking joke!! me and carrot-mog had to be their friends on the first day, we were forced into it. we all thought they were lost refugees how funny was it when those lebanese guys teased his knob and said it was a condom and he cracked the shits at them?? ahahahha....other punters, you had to be there to know the blokes utter stupidity, ignorance and everything else

AHahahahahah, ahahahaahah, lmfao, ahaha, friend of knobby boy lmao. Ahahaha lol. rofl.

One time he called me a cunt, and Ms. Volpe was right behind him, she said "excuse me young man", rippie turned around and a massive bit of drool fell out of his mouth. Me, Magfag, Kebabs and Lee where on the floor laughing. ahhh, good times. I wish he hadn't gone
__________________
We live thinking we will never die.
We die thinking we had never lived.
Cut it out.
- Jason Becker
 
Old 2004-08-12, 04:20
Nihilist's Avatar
Nihilist
Dog farts
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,008
You have probably already all seen this, but maybe not the sign underneath it.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/graphics/austria2.jpg

Interestingly enough, the German below roughly translates to "Please -- not so fast!". Apparently, it is to tell you not to speed in order to protect children on the roads. What a delicious juxtaposition.
 
Old 2004-08-12, 05:08
andrewc
Post-whore
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 2,471
LOL at nihilists german sign....

hey gather red boners, was that the time when he kept on saying cunt because he thought it meant punk?? aka "back the fuck up cunt" AHAAHHAHA.

also there was a time when katie fitzpatrick smashed the crap out of him because he tore her bellybutton ring out after he spear tackled her. during a game of soccer. in the gym.
 
Old 2004-08-12, 05:21
Severed_Head_Stoner's Avatar
Severed_Head_Stoner
Gangster Rapper
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The Jason Becker Monastery
Posts: 961
Yes it was.

Rippie tore her stomach piercing out??? That's gotta fucking hurt. I wish i could have seen him get his ass kicked by a girl lol. I slapped his knob at the tram/bus stop once, and he didn't say anything, and Rimmie started yelling at me

Did he get his ass kicked by Katie before i came?
__________________
We live thinking we will never die.
We die thinking we had never lived.
Cut it out.
- Jason Becker

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off



Top

========

Contact Us | Privacy Policy | Disclaimer
Copyright © 2001-2014 MetalTabs.com. All Rights Reserved.
Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.