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Old 2004-08-05, 03:48
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Salad Fingers

Hey, it's your 2nd favorite friendly neighbourhood asshole come to bring you some fucked up shi-at!

Alright....first off, let's try to keep this about the main subject. I give full permission (not that i need to anyways) to the mods to close this if things get off-topic. So here goes:

http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm
http://www.fat-pie.com/salad2.htm
http://www.fat-pie.com/salad3.htm

I warn you all that this is really fucked up shit. I'm old enough and wise-crazy enough to appreciate whatever kind of art was put into this. It's funny, but not haha-funny. It's more like "heh.....yyyyyeah.....i'm gonna go drive a letter opener through my brain now" kinda funny. It's really fucked up, i cannot stress that enough......but, i still find myself watching the episodes more than once, or twice, or ten times. I find myself awaiting the new episodes with anxiety......but anyways, whatever.

Have fun! Hope you don't go crazy!

PS. Probably best to watch these when you're sober of anything. I first saw these with beer in me and i was scared.
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Old 2004-08-05, 03:53
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It was funny, but not HAHA funny...
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Old 2004-08-05, 03:58
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One thing: I can almost guarantee you this will get off-topic. There are a lot of new regular posters that can't seem to grasp the concept of STAYING-THE-FUCK-ON-TOPIC.

And I just watched them. What the FUCK.
 
Old 2004-08-05, 04:00
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Hehe, exactly!
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Old 2004-08-05, 04:31
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heh, BLS mentioned this twice in RTT, and we didnt' give him the time of day, that was sweet

i didn't think those were funny at all.
the first one i liked it. i don't know why, maybe 'cause it was artsy and fun to look at, and the voice was soothing but eerie.
2nd, 3rd ones i didn't like. I guess i totally missed the point, but it just seemed like they were trying too hard to be creepy and shocking.
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Old 2004-08-05, 06:33
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Read RTT's foo, but this does deserve its own thread i guess.
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Old 2004-08-06, 00:00
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But first, I must caress this rusty kettle...

Tee hee. Brilliant squared.
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Old 2004-08-06, 00:56
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Ahh man, wierd shit.

I enjoyed the first episode the most, definatly the most strange out of the trio.

The second episode I would agree to say that it was trying to hard to be strange, which kind of decayed the series. It was awesome though when Hubert screamed for a split second.

The third was good too, almost as good as the first. Tottally off the wall.
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Old 2004-08-06, 01:15
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His claymation stuff is really sick too! I suggest checking it out.
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Old 2004-08-06, 01:56
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One thing: I can almost guarantee you this will get off-topic. There are a lot of new regular posters that can't seem to grasp the concept of STAYING-THE-FUCK-ON-TOPIC.

And I just watched them. What the FUCK.

nice job staying on topic there mod man
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Old 2004-08-06, 04:46
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But first, I must caress this rusty kettle...

Tee hee. Brilliant squared.


Hey you crazy australian bastard, i suggest checking his site out. I've seen a section of it which is dedicated to hating australia......thought you might get a kick out of that, or get really mad.
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Old 2004-08-06, 13:15
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Damn... The first thing that caught my attention was the soundtrack, really brilliant to
keep that psychedelic/weirdo/mentally deranged feeling during the episodes.

Like Memnoch i can't wait to see more and more.

Hehe... Poor Milford.
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Old 2004-08-06, 18:43
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Hahaha. I downloaded the song that starts off every episode.
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Old 2004-08-14, 14:30
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I like it when the red water comes out....

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Old 2004-08-24, 22:53
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Old 2004-08-24, 23:52
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The moment I layed my pointed cursor upon that link and clicked I felt an enourmous wave of excitement consume my body with a knowledge of knowing I would see my beloved Salad Fingers in another deranged adventure, but after watching that episode all I could say was: "Mumph..."

It didn't really entertain me much...I felt like that one was really trying too hard. That boy was hideous though, thats for sure.
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Old 2004-08-25, 00:14
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the episodes are getting too long...

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Old 2004-08-25, 00:52
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When I saw the first one, I thought it was going to get perverted...
I didn't watch the rest...
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Old 2004-08-25, 05:54
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That boy was fucking weird looking.
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Old 2004-08-25, 14:02
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Oh - Man. This is the best video game I have evor played.

No serious that first episode was more funny than anything, I honestly didn't see what all the fuss was about... Watching the rest now.
 
Old 2004-08-26, 08:34
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Watch number 3, or two. That fish smells about done.
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Old 2004-08-26, 13:18
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Oh - Man. This is the best video game I have evor played.

No serious that first episode was more funny than anything, I honestly didn't see what all the fuss was about... Watching the rest now.


I was expecting it to be fucking sick, not weird. I had a feeling Memmy was posting sick porn again.

Oh wait, that was Powers.
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Old 2004-08-26, 13:27
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Salad Fingers Four released on NEWGROUNDS!
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Old 2004-08-26, 13:33
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Hey uh, FBS? Posted a few days ago.


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Old 2004-08-26, 16:18
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Old 2004-08-26, 23:25
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yeah, FBS was just showing his happiness for it being released on Newgrounds, buttface.
Notice "newgrounds" is in Caps lock and there's an exclamation point after it. It's hard to believe that with all your posts, you still can't pick up on these subtleties.
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yeah, FBS was just showing his happiness for it being released on Newgrounds, buttface.
Notice "newgrounds" is in Caps lock and there's an exclamation point after it. It's hard to believe that with all your posts, you still can't pick up on these subtleties.


How do you know that he didn't read the rest of the thread? Maybe he just put the exclamation because he was excited about a new one being released? Hmm?

Thats why I did that. But of course, you can't let anyone get away with sarcasm, can you?
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Old 2004-08-27, 03:15
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You nonce. The front page of Newgrounds is the New York Times Bestseller List of flashography. It was on fatpie about a week ago. But now, it's going to be FAAAAAAAAMOUS... 100K views... which is good, because it's the best flash series I've ever seen.
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You nonce. The front page of Newgrounds is the New York Times Bestseller List of flashography. It was on fatpie about a week ago. But now, it's going to be FAAAAAAAAMOUS... 100K views... which is good, because it's the best flash series I've ever seen.


Oh, you.
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Old 2004-08-27, 03:47
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Old 2004-08-27, 04:01
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Yes, but you still never let me have any fun...

You could've basked in the glory as FBS owned me. But you had to be selfish.
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what are you, Cyndi Lauper?
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Fucking shit FBS bring your site back up
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Bwahaha.

And moron, he had to take it down.
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Old 2004-08-30, 11:02
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Salad Fingers parody: BANANA FINGERS!

episode one:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/44/

episode two:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/45/
 
Old 2004-09-22, 08:11
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finally getting around to watching it now, thanks for the update dude
 
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Old 2004-09-22, 22:39
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Salad Fingers parody: BANANA FINGERS!

episode one:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/44/

episode two:
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Ok stuff...

the end when he licked everything was best.
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Old 2004-10-02, 02:21
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Now thats just some fucked up shit right there, no question about it.
 
Old 2004-10-02, 10:28
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Dont know it watched it on a friends computer. try google.
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You're fucking stupid there isnt even an episode 5 out yet. Shut the fuck up and stop posting just to read your queer opinions.
 
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How the fuck do you even know, dickhead? I saw the the first three one night, and I've seen two since. So fuck off.
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Hey, it's your 2nd favorite friendly neighbourhood asshole come to bring you some fucked up shi-at!

Alright....first off, let's try to keep this about the main subject. I give full permission (not that i need to anyways) to the mods to close this if things get off-topic. So here goes:

http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm
http://www.fat-pie.com/salad2.htm
http://www.fat-pie.com/salad3.htm

I warn you all that this is really fucked up shit. I'm old enough and wise-crazy enough to appreciate whatever kind of art was put into this. It's funny, but not haha-funny. It's more like "heh.....yyyyyeah.....i'm gonna go drive a letter opener through my brain now" kinda funny. It's really fucked up, i cannot stress that enough......but, i still find myself watching the episodes more than once, or twice, or ten times. I find myself awaiting the new episodes with anxiety......but anyways, whatever.

Have fun! Hope you don't go crazy!

PS. Probably best to watch these when you're sober of anything. I first saw these with beer in me and i was scared.

1 and 2 were enough! there are some fucked up people with a twisted view of what funny is. "the feel of rusty spoons is practically orgasmic." I didn't watch ti here, weebls-stuff had these episodes.
 
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How the fuck do you even know, dickhead? I saw the the first three one night, and I've seen two since. So fuck off.

just out of curiosity, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR AVATAR

those were amazing toons. i am left speechless
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the new one was pretty good, IMO, the bastard bird took the spoon!!!!111one!1!
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HAHA.. that salad fingers.. he's the guy. i did laugh when he touched the kettle.
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Episode 4 was garbage. 5 isn't too bad, it's getting back to the real creepy/funny stuff.

The Milkman is amazing! One of my favorite flash toons on the site.
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Old 2005-01-22, 12:30
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http://www.fat-pie.com/scribblewatch.htm
 
Old 2005-01-22, 13:14
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"The Spoilsbury Toast Boy" is a must too. That banana fingers thing is stupid.
ho-hum
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Old 2005-01-22, 14:20
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i watched a couple and I'll watch more when i'm bored. He's got the creepiest voice. Sort of like Peter Lorrie on crack.
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Old 2005-01-22, 14:26
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MILKMAN RULES! hahahah pretty funny.
 
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oh, and um...download "hell" aswell. that is fucked up.
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Old 2005-01-23, 12:34
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Hell rules.

Check out this guy... http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html

Watch 'Fatkins Diet' 3 in and 2 up from the right.
 
Old 2005-01-26, 11:52
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Check out this guy... http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html

Watch 'Fatkins Diet' 3 in and 2 up from the right.


hahahaha! that squirrel fuckin' rules
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Old 2005-01-26, 12:23
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Yeah man, downloaded them all
 
Old 2005-01-31, 01:19
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When I was about to watch it, I thought it was going to be a little screwed up. When I saw the guys face, I started laughing. How can this dude be scary? He gets hard by rubbing spoons with his fingers and some plant against his nipples (which make him lactates, which also makes him a loser). So what, he owns a kid by making him go into a oven (then gets some sexual fantasy of being in some meat freezer), and betrays his ex-friend for some orange hair girl. The best guy out of all of this though was easily the guy wearing the BBQ shirt. That guy was COMPLETELY random and died in a cool way. Then the part were Mr. Salad fingers played his flute was also funny. Overall, this cartoon made me hungry, and compelled me to draw this. The scene I selected contained foreshadowing SO OBVIOUS I just had to pick it. Salad idiot was going to go get off on some pain thing and the kid was stupid enough to fall into the oven or even go in the house. If you want to go watch something screwed up, Watch "Ichi The Killer".
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Old 2005-04-29, 02:20
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a couple of hours ago i watched the "salad fingers" videos. There are five now, by the way. Im guessing some of you probably only saw the first three and forgot about them. Well, nothing special anyway. But i watched them and i like them. I like the eerie feel to them, but not the fact that its supposed to do that. That may sound stupid so i guess ill just use the common phrase of "they tried too hard". but like i said, i liked it.
 
Old 2005-04-29, 05:07
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hahahahha This is great! I had to watch some of them 5 or 6 times. There is no real point going on, its just random. Like Math Metal. Cheers to BLS or Memnoch, whoever found it first.
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Old 2005-04-29, 05:48
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I can't find the 5th movie at the fat-pie site.
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Old 2005-04-29, 05:48
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Fucking Brilliant.
Though I am currently drunk, It was very much what I dream about regularly.
only less gore was involved in the film. -very post apocolyptic-
 
Old 2005-06-13, 14:58
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from the makers of Salad Fingers:

BURNT FACE MAN!
http://www.burntfaceman.com/episodes.htm
 
Old 2005-06-13, 17:00
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Old 2005-06-13, 17:44
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Burnt Face Man is shit.

um, yeah.
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Old 2005-07-29, 16:50
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Yes! Finally a new Salad Fingers episode!

Salad Fingers Episode 6: "Present"
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Yes! Finally a new Salad Fingers episode!

Salad Fingers Episode 6: "Present"

fucking genious!!
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Salad Fingers Episode 6: "Present"


Take that, jeremy fisher!
 
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Yes! Finally a new Salad Fingers episode!

Salad Fingers Episode 6: "Present"


Best flash on the internet by a long fucking shot.
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that was the stupidest shit i've ever seen in my life.
 
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Old 2006-02-04, 20:14
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Wicked, thanks for that, you seen the milkman? thats fucked up.

For people that havent seen it.

http://www.fat-pie.com/milkman.htm
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I loved the valantines one

'So I had a wank... And left.

Same thing next year i guess'

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That may be, but it's still shit.
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Old 2006-02-08, 15:16
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i completely agree, it was fuckin stupid.
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I loved the valantines one

'So I had a wank... And left.

Same thing next year i guess'

haha GOLD!!!

that was a funny ass one indeed.

EDIT: ill have to check out the new salad fingers video
 
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Fat-Pie is brilliant Salad Fingers to Devvo its all great
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From the makers of....

for valentines day

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that one's hilarious... I just saw it recently too.
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Old 2006-02-15, 18:19
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I like that daing tape one with jake that is kinda wrong but funny.
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