This chit chat thingy needs a new thread, and so here it is...

Funny shit happens. A lot. Today, for instance, I went to school wearing a purple and black zebra striped cowboy hat, and a fake beard and moustache (handlebar moustache ) that was bright blue... I laughed. I laughed hard. It was amusing.

And something funny that has happened to me, is that some fag came and tipped lubricant in my hair... I laughed at that too. Even though it was gross...

This thread may be stupid, BUT ADMIT IT, funny shit has happened to you too...

You can tell I'm bored, right?

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Whats really funny is that I'm about to beat ShredIsNotDead's ass in checkers

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its even funnier that you are too pussy to even show up in the room

*applauds you*

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hehe...I'm kicking his ass

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Theres this ice cream place in Orange County thats very popular called "Cold Stone" and every time they are tipped they turn on a disco light for like 30 seconds and all the employes have to scream thank you..so last week me and my friend had someone put a tip in and when they hit the lights we dropped our pants and took off our shirts and started dancing around. It was grand, and the place was packed. I do alot of mooning too.

A friend filmed it on his camera, I'll see if I can get some video stills.

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Cold Stone rules


I think ShredIsDead is gonna give up...poooooor baby

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In that case, I bet $10 on M=l

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One time when I was taking a shit, a moaned REAL loud and sang a song when all of a sudden Magic Johnson and Jesus Christ appeared before me and STARTED DUKIN' IT OUT! Then they got tired and took out their pokemon balls and out of Magic Jon's came out Michael Jackson (MJ and MJ) and Jesus took his clothes off and his pokemon was the magical pegasis with a giant sword in its ass. Then, I masturbated.

Once, in band camp... Some shit happened, but I don't know what it was, because I did not go to band camp.


In grade 9, someone gave me a block of black chocolate. I love chocolate, even black chocolate so I said thanks you muchly and ate it all. it turned out to be a laxative that I was alergic to.

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who won that checkers game, anywho?

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Shrea Did because m=l failed his drug test

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Dammit, the only funny things happen to me when im stoned, so i can't remember them, i just remember laughing heaps. Although, the green does make me laugh. So it must be that.

Today me and andrewc when EXTREME mudSLIDING!!! down a muddy patch on a small hilly thing. It was gold, we both kept falling, and by the time we had to go back to class (this was in lunch) we were covered in mud. He was worse off than me, he soaked his shirt, rinsed it out, and tried to dryclean it, but it wasnt working!

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LMAO

And shred and m-l shut up, ill kick both your asses

in checkers fo course

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I got drunk last night. I went to the University with friends, to get drunk in a dorm room. They had a lounge area with arcade games. Me, being as drunk as I was, had a go on them. One was some really shitty old racing game. As soon as I turned the wheel on it, it came flying off and smashed all this crap. We got kicked out.

the wheel came off?
i can imagine someone turning the wheel and falling out of the machine

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damnit i wanna go mudsliding

at least i get to go mudwrestling at my friend's joint if the rain keeps up

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what? now?

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It's been pissing down rain, her backyard consists of MUD two feet deep. Can't help it... gotta mudwrestle. We've been planning it, dunno exactly when though.

BUT IT BEATS MUDSLIDING admit it

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i dunno, i never tried it, it sounds fun though

Man, your family rules if they let u out now, i hate my family, i want a new one! Well, im moving out ASAP anyway

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yeah i am also moving out as soon as i can. not so much because of family, but because of where i live. You cant exactly become a tattoo artist in the middle of nowhere *mumbles random swearwords*

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move out nowwww, im 16 and im moving out sometime in the next few months hopefully. You can tattoo me, i want my avatar tattoed on my back, really bigly

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yeah, im 16 too. gonna move out eventually, probably not till i finish school though. family's moving down near melbourne sometime in the near future anyway. My tattoo shop will take over the world


Doing body peircings and shit too, anything you want, so I'll split tongues, add chains to people's skin, do branding, even that skin removal shit. I will be PAID to mutilate people !!! I'm so happy

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I don't particularly want piercings, heaps of people have piercings, i will be the only person i know to have my avatar bigly tattoed on my back

man, your lucky being paid to hurt people i will have to settle for being paid to... poison people, working at McDonalds and why finish school if ur gonna open a tat shop? not tryin to get u to leave, just curious

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well im stuck in this hole of a town for now, and theres not much else to do. If i lived in melbourne I'd drop out and open the shop, but i dont so...

nah man, no poison in mcdonalds, come mutilate people in my shop

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Yeah. It was quite funny.

i love all these young kids, with the "i hate this hole" or "i hate my family" "im moving out asap" but they have probably never done a thing for themselves in their entire life

one of my friends was like that and he didnt even know how to wash his own clothes, he was just bloody lcky he went to a house where he was fed

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Ok, do i have to have training and shit? or can i just stab people with a piercing gun or a tattoo needle?

Tell me when you open up!!

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fu, i cook, i can wash shit (if i have to) and i really do hate living here, and i really am moving out.

What i hate is old people bitching about evrything

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dude i do pretty much everything for myself. my mum's never home, and my dad's out doing his own shit, so yeah. don't imply that i'm incompetent EVER again!!!

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stoner, if you're still on metaltabs when i open it, i'll tell you where it is and you can come down and hang out.

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awesome

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there is a difference between incompetence and ignorance, i was implying the latter

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Ah, so I'm ignorant because I don't want to live in the town I live in, because the best opportunity there is here is to work in the $2 shop for the rest of my life... Thats interesting

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Maybe i should stay here and get payed three bucks an hour... at least then i wouldn't be ignorant

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Ignorance... how do u mean? like not knowing how hard it will be?

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1) i used to work in a $2 shop
2) i was generalising, and providing you youngings with some of the experiencs i have from the 4 extra years i have had on this planet, get over it
(and its nothing to do with where you live, its due to the fact that in my experiences most 16yr olds dont know how to cook, clean, or sufficiently organise themselves to run a household)

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and i thought this was supposed to be about funny things that have happened to you. i always have a good time laughing at threads that are supposed to be about something, then progressing like a dream theater song into different things. the "satan or no satan" was a great example of this.

anyway, yes mud sliding is heaps of fun. tag team

I could have sworn I said I was finishing school before I pissed off...

Besides, I do all that cooking and cleaning shit already. Have for years.

Fuck this thing has gone off topic, hehe

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it was you who went mudsliding with stoner, right? fuck that sounds like fun...

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today i decided to walk to uni so i could sleep in, by the time i got there i was soaked

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I know im moving out, so im learning all the skill i will need, im flatting with a mate, so it will all be fine, chilllll, we really should get back on topic

anyway, thanks for the advie BoC

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Im trying to think of other funny shit that's happened...

Ahh, this didn't happen to me, it happened to this dude I know a couple of days ago... but it's funny, so I'll post it anyway

He was eating dinner at his joint and a friend of his family was over. That friend happened to be gay. Well, my friend was complaining about this dude at school who looked like him and wore the same clothes, and the gay dude said "why don't you invite him over, you can do eachother up the ass!"... well my friend has the ability to spew whenever he wants to, and he obviously thought the moment called for it, coz he spewed on the table and on the food and shit... I couldn't stop laughing when he told me. It's funny...

That dude does shitloads of hilarious stuff. It would need a whole new thread to list all the funny shit he's done.

And something else -
There's a german lady who lives near me, and she has moles and warts all over her face. She lives across the road from the town hall, and when me and one of my friends went down there, she watched everything we did (we didnt know she was watching us at the time) and we happened to be pulling a table thingy apart trying to get the nails out. I was banging the wood thingy against the barbeque trying to get the nails out (i got a few out) and so was my friend...

well the german bitch came over and started going "You do not bang wood with nails into the barbeque" in her german accent, and her warts were jiggling, and we couldn't stop laughing. then she started yelling at us for being on the roof (she must have seen us a few days earlier), and THEN started going on about the blonde boy from Bealaba (however its spelt) who comes down with us sometimes and "wreaks havoc"... she was refferring to my stepbrother, who doesnt live in bealaba, and doesn't wreak any havoc. none that she can see anyway.

Anyway, yes, I've typed too much... the german lady, funny. the spewing, funny.

*backs away*

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I just discovered the funnest thing to do when driving. My friend has a "system" like the ones niggers have (i dunno why) so whenever we see some spics or niggers blasting whatever shit they call music we do the same and they get all defensive and try and be louder. But.... the other day i burned a cd of some of Ryan Parry's awesome songs... well lets just say WE CRANKED THAT SHIT MOTHA FUCKA. Ahh nothing like listening to "Fire" as loud as possible and looking at peoples reactions.

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One of my friends had an unfortuante accident in school once. He was quite a flatulent fellow and would often force a couple of peaches out in quick succession to our general amusement/bemusement. Unfortunately, the poor chap was in the middle of squeezing out a gargantuan air biscuit when the turtle's head decided to crash the party. The party in question being the rather effluent crevasse that resided twixt buttock and undergarment - with the undergarment receiving the full beligerent brunt of the brutal over-indulgence.

Needless to say, a group of adolescents such as our own regarded the act of witnessing the newly-removed and freshly-soiled undergarments as one not to be allowed to pass. So we pointed and laughed as the said undergarments lay stricken and helpless in the bin. Those were the days...

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Ok, one time i was drunk and i was driving my friends truck. We were on a gravel road, so he tells me to "drift" the truck. So I take the turn, while trying to do this "drifting" for the first time. We ended up stuck in a little ditch, unable to get out. But while we were in the process of "crashing" I smashed my face on the steering wheel and my friend banged his head on the window. It was about 2 AM, so most people around were asleep. It was the country so there was actually only two houses around. We got some help from one of them. And ive never done that agian.

This other time, we were driving near the same area, but this time i wasnt driving. My friend was driving while i spoke of these really hot girls we had met a few days before. He must have been really into my talking cause he drove right off the road and smashed two mailboxes. In doing this, he also smashed the window, and removed both mirrors on the doors. The truck is still fucked up. And i dont know how the mailboxes did so much damage.

Every year we take a vacation to a resort upstate. Its the most relaxing place in the world, and the word resort greatly ruins the picture of how bad ass this place actually is. But thats what it might be reffered to anyway. So we stayed a week, drank every night. One of those nights we went knocking on the windows of the big "lodge" which was full of kids of random ages. Eventually some dick adults came out with flashlights and started chasing us. I was running at full drunk speed. Down a bunch of two foot drops which were supposed to make this hill seem like a more gradual decent. One of these drops had a cord extended across it about neck high. This cord caught my neck right under my chin and made me fly forward and land flat on my back at the bottom of the drop. I think i knocked out. When i got up i could hardly walk or breath. It was funny later though. Oh yeah, and my friend told me that he ran into a parked van!!

Ive got more, but it would be too many. There all drunk stories though. thats the only time stupid/funny/painful things happen to me on a regular basis.

dude, keep em comin, that's funny shit

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i shit my pants once.

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I remember doing that. I think it was the summer of 1994 when the Superman series came out. I was sitting on my couch and was too lazy to go to the bathroom so I just shit my pants. To this day I don't regret it. Shitting your pants is cool.

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