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Old 2004-07-26, 22:48
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This movie is FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!!!!

All fans of Bush, Kerry, Political Satire, Woody Gunthrie and even Arnold will love this.

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/cont...1&ratingBar=off
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Old 2004-07-26, 23:10
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That wasnt that great. It was mildly entertaining
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Old 2004-07-26, 23:12
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It has probably been shown here before too. I put it on another forum and the same damn thing was right next to my post.
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Old 2004-07-26, 23:16
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it was pretty good
 
Old 2004-07-26, 23:55
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Old 2004-07-27, 00:09
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Old 2004-07-27, 00:13
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God dammit man, change your signature. I didn't use that phrase directly against Jason Becker, I was stressing the fact that the War solo sucks
 
Old 2004-07-27, 00:22
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Old 2004-07-27, 00:23
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God dammit man, change your signature. I didn't use that phrase directly against Jason Becker, I was stressing the fact that the War solo sucks


Well shit, I thought you hated Becker
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Old 2004-07-27, 00:29
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Old 2004-07-27, 00:32
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HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


I guess I'm kinda post whoreing...
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Old 2004-07-27, 00:36
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Well shit, I thought you hated Becker


and i thought you hated cephalic carnage
 
Old 2004-07-27, 00:54
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hahhah some of those are actualy pretty funny.
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Old 2004-07-27, 01:44
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Old 2004-07-27, 01:50
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where the fuck did you find this website. some of that shit is pretty funny
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Old 2004-07-27, 01:56
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I don't remember, I saw this George Bush video linked on the guitartricks.com forum and its where I think BLS got the video for the 8 year old guitarist.

Hurr's another good one,

Mario
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Old 2004-07-27, 02:00
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I've seen some of these already.
But the funniest one is the Idiot one. haha that dude must be retarded or something.
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Old 2004-07-27, 02:02
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These are insane.

#1
#2
I like this one the best
#3

I think this dude wants to be like the above. dumbass
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Old 2004-07-27, 03:15
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Nice thread M=L I can't believe you found my video! I love you, my Baby Boo
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Old 2004-07-27, 03:33
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That burrito kid whooped ass!

The grape girl whines like a bitch

Mario is more impressive on the guitar

that one dude is carzy, he has a future in stunts for sure. In #1 @ 3:15 its like a fucking video game

Alot of those are just stolen Jackie Chan stunts, exspecially the third video.
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Old 2004-07-27, 03:51
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They go to a Jackie Chan Academy
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Old 2004-07-27, 04:15
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could you give a brief overview for those who wont be watching them due to slow conection speeds?
 
Old 2004-07-27, 05:16
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And people who can't be fucked... that's not me just so u know, i can't download them.
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Old 2004-07-27, 06:31
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Great videos

Idiot: I found it a little boring, just your average French guy

Grape: not bad

Umbilical brothers: Very funny, funniest of all. Those guys are awesome

Joe Eigo: amazing

Spiderman guys: The neatest things i've ever seen
 
Old 2004-07-27, 06:53
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omg! I never thought i would find something as awesome as this!

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/229/
 
Old 2004-07-27, 07:04
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Hahahahahaha, thats fuckin great, dude!
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Old 2004-07-27, 09:09
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omg! I never thought i would find something as awesome as this!

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/229/


Yep, seen it before. Those pricks need to drop the whole rock start image and realise its a fucking JOB. Ive seen worse shit happen to bands than taht, and atleast they had the dignity to play a FULL fucking set and have a great attitude through the whole thing, that alone gain respect from everyone attending the show.

BTW the band was Skrap and they played AFTER Morbid Angel (making me and many others miss half of Morbid Angel's set) so that pissed everyone off, plus they are nu-metal. They had no place at a Morbid Angel, Slayer, Pantera concert.
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Old 2004-07-27, 13:27
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The original movie was amusing. I don't feel like watching anythign Tim posted.
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Old 2004-07-27, 17:19
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hahah this is so messed up

Graveworm \m/
 
Old 2004-07-27, 20:46
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Old 2004-07-27, 20:54
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omg! I never thought i would find something as awesome as this!

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/229/


Haha thats great.

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BTW the band was Skrap and they played AFTER Morbid Angel (making me and many others miss half of Morbid Angel's set) so that pissed everyone off, plus they are nu-metal. They had no place at a Morbid Angel, Slayer, Pantera concert.


What did they do to that nu metal band?
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Old 2004-07-27, 23:12
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Haha thats great.



What did they do to that nu metal band?


Threw litterly EVERYTHING at them including big ass garbage cans.
You couldnt even hear the band over all the chants of "You Suck Dick"
Even later that night when Phil said something like "I hope Skrape and Static-X find themselve outs, as for Pantera, slayer and Morbid angel... were gonna keep doing what we do best" They booed when he said Skape.
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Old 2004-07-27, 23:16
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I think the funniest was when Fred Durst got booed off on that Sanitarium tour. He challenged everyone in the crowd
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Old 2004-07-28, 06:07
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This one is so fucking cool

She actually floats

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/162/
 
Old 2004-07-28, 09:01
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I think the funniest was when Fred Durst got booed off on that Sanitarium tour. He challenged everyone in the crowd


Yeh that was in Chicago also
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This one is so fucking cool

She actually floats

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/162/



OMG those are so fucking old, i totally knew it was gonna be one of those vids.

LAME
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Old 2004-07-28, 19:08
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You have also probably watched it before
 
Old 2004-07-28, 19:31
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nope

but when nothing happens for 5 seconds any dumbass realizes whats gonna happen
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Old 2004-07-28, 20:48
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Old 2004-07-28, 21:24
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WTF? Someone tell me I'm not the only one that thought M=L started this thread Now it's a Dave guy!
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Old 2004-07-28, 22:37
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Yeah M=L did start this thread. I think they combined them or something
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Old 2004-07-28, 22:46
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This one is pretty good. Anthrax in the background.
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EWWWWWWWWWWWW MAN BOOBS

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Old 2004-07-29, 10:56
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