I don't know if this has ever been done before or not but I feel it's an important part of Heavy Metal culture, so let's talk about moshing. Anyone have any interesting stories from the pit? Anything strange or just plain funny happen? JUST TALK ABOUT FUCKING MOSHING!!

My first (and only time, I don't get to shows much) was on the HB tour. Damageplan was closin' up and then I heard it: the intro to Pantera's "Walk." I had never been in the pit before and wasn't really thinkin' about goin' in when I got to the show (those dudes during Hatebreed are insane), but this song put to strong the will for me to go in. Not much happened. The worst that happened was that someone knocked me real hard in the back of the head and I ached for like 3 days after it. I accidently made on guy bend down in the middle of the pit because I pushed on his head. It was hilarious.

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I went to Iced Earth/In Flames a couple years back and got tossed up on a big trampoleen(how the fuck do you spell that word) about 20 feet and landed on people. It was at Harpos in Harpos, Detroit and someone in the crowd pulled a knife on someone and he got beat the fuck down by fellow metalheads.

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yeah , it was an "accident" all right

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During a Tool concert I attended, a chick on this guy's shoulders beside me flashed the band. While that was happening, a large group of hands from the crowd went toward her tits, knocking the guy off balance and she fell. But she landed on top of me, tits landed right in my face. She was like, "Oh I'm so sorry. Please forgive me!" And I was like "Its okay, I really didn't mind." Then for about five minutes I tried to hide the tent that I was pitching.

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You liar some dude whipped out his cock sitting on his girlfriend's shoulders and she fell down and his cock went in your face...don't lie.

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and his cock went all the way down your throat...don't lie

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We all know what M=L said did infact happen. lol

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The real catcher is.......it was MY COCK!!! PURE EVIL!!!!!!!

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Yeah, but hey, its a lie that brought me pleasure lol

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Then why were oyu gagging and barfing? Too big for ya?? And I only stuck it in 1/4 of the way...

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lets end there don't need to let everyone know

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NO! WE CANT STAY IN THE CLOSET ANY LONGER! WE HAVE TO TAKE A STAND FOR GAYS ALL OVER THE WORLD! WE SHALL ANOUNCE OUR SEXUAL INTERCOURSES BECAUSE I'M NOT AFRAID! GAY PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

now whos my cream puff?

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why would you try to bring a tent to a show and try to pitch it, then try to hide......OOH, NOW I GET IT

you wanted to deepthroat m=l in that tent! aha



this is why i dont go into pits, too much homoeroticism: the sexual and nonsexual kind too. All sorts of people bending over, while pitching tents, and deepthroating strange cock. and skanking too. too much skanking

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I could interpret this two ways, but I choose to ignore it to keep my sanity.

I forgot about this other thing. At the end of the show, Vinnie threw out his drum sticks and my friend caught them! Suddenly, out of nowhere, the fattest hick I ever saw came running up, punched my friend in his jaw, grabbed the sticks and ran. He was so pissed off!

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I pity Atif...I can't drag him outta the closet for anything. But its ok...gotta have at least one secret love in your life.

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this looks pretty fucking cool http://ozzfest.com/timages/page/media/WallofDeath.mov

but i have to say, Cannibal Corpse + A bunch of big ass metalhead + extremely small venue = CHAOS

The whole fucking venue was a mosh pit. You couldnt goto the bar even because their was a pit up their. Fucking crazy. The house of blues is definetly my new Favorite venue, it sounds good, has a great atomosphere and the pits kick ass

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i am

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thats right baby

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That is mt favorite dance to do along to Cannibal Corpse.

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remember, "Stop smiling. Your in heaven inside but outside you're looking tough". gotta look grim at those CC concerts.

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About the worst thing that happened to me at a concert was when I got kicked in the head at a Cattle Decapitation mosh pit.

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I have been in lots of pits before, but the coolist thing that ever happened to me at a concert was when I was front row during the Drain STH set at OZZFest. I was watching the guitarist play very closely and I guess she seen me and wanted to give me something to remember. I didn't realize what she was doing, but she walked over and nealed down close to me; keep in mind I was completely focused on her guitar playing. I looked up to her face, she leaned out, pulled me close and kissed me

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to bad that was me dressed up as a female.

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you can't fight Soul, he's everywhere

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Hahahahahahaha!

just like Santa

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I tend to skin people and wear their skin as apperal so yeah... I have double Ds on right now. Their starting to turn pale blue.


I skinned Santa

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That was you M=L? I love you That was an a great kiss!

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Oh great! So that was you who slipped his penis in my ear while I was sleeping that Christmas night.

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Well, it wasn't him anymore. I wore his skin to feel what its like to be a jolly fellow. His penis is like a plump long john donut. I like to suck on it

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I hope you know my ear has the clap now. Don't ask how.

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EEEWWWWW!

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Wasn't me...I stuck my long john in your buns.

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Well...that explains the burning feeling.

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Man, sorry Lamb. This thread has went to shit

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My excuse is due to a lack of sleep and mucho coffee

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Mine is coffee and a side of bread sticks.

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Lucky bastard all I had today was a Meatball Subway sub....with extra balls.

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.........shit.........coming out of...............ear............too.............strange........

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Shits coming from your ear? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW your different!!!

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Mosh pit stories! remember?

I once seem a chick mosh topless once.

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yeah...just look over that, whenever I don't get enough sleep......

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If I saw a hot chick in a pit with no shirt, I'd rape her and get her pregnant...Then I'd kill her and the child after fucking it in the butt, tenderly.

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Well she wasn't hot, but she was topless. I think she lost her top while in the pit... maybe she didn't notice right away, but I don't think she cared either.

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Dude, this is getting fucking insane. I don't think I'll be sleeping tonight. Like the night I saw that pic with the naked lady, horse, and tennis racquet.

Anyone one have any actual stories or shall we continue with the homosexuality? Either way sounds good to me.

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And what's the deal with the people in the front? When I went to the HB tour I was standing behind the very front people and they kept leaning backwards. They piss me off.

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Maybe they didnt enjoy their ribbs getting smashed into the rail. Maybe they'd prefer to stick their legs behind their head and have someone lick their ass.

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*CAN'T WAIT FOR DOOM 3!

Just thought I'd mention that. Maybe you're right. Maybe.

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I played a demo and it ruled.

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Once at a Slayer show, I was standing near the edge of the pit and this dude got knocked out. He feel down but when security was moving him he woke up and jumped right back in the pit before they could stop him and kept moshing... Crazy fucker!

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Kick ass!

When Drowning Pool were on at the HB tour (I really wish really good bands would come to Maryand), I was standin' on the edge and there were these two fuckin' muscleheads. One would throw a guy through the pit and the other guy would tackle him! They were fucking nuts! They fell in to me once. My friend got punched in the nuts.

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Thoses dudes sound like real assheads.

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They were. But one did punch my friend in the nuts! Always funny!

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My friend fell down in a pit and someone shattered one of his testicles after they stepped on it.

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OWWWWWWWWCH! DUDE, I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!

Good story though!

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DAMMIT! *puts hands over nuts*

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This is the fastest flowing thread I have ever started. COOL!!!!

And your friend, is he still alive? I think I would kill myself after that. Or maybe go to some foreign country and start killin' people, because my emotions would be so screwed up.

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One time this kid got a seizure(sp?). It was kind of sad, but then again, he was a punk rocker.

This town sucks.

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Punk rocker eh?? and why were you at a concert with a punk rocker at it?

Anywho, i hope he got trampled

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their was a few at the cannibal corpse concert

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Why would there be punkers at a cannibal corpse show?

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Never got in a pit. All of the pits at Ozzfest you had to have passes for, and the ones that erupted were difused. Fuckers.

If I go to Deicide in September, you know I'll be in that one.

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I think he meant PITS, numb nuts.

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I saw Blink182 hos at Nile/Straping young Lad a couple years ago. I need to get my ass to some shows here in Denver

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cause their open minded to all likes of music i would assume.

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Beeeeecause it was a punk-show?

Anywho, punk is alright but that whole "oi punk" scene I don't appreciate.

im not gonna bother reading this whole thing now but im i the only one here who dislikes the pit? when i go to a show i dont go to get my ass kicked i go to watch the band, and headbang of coarse. what pisses me off the most though is when your enjoying the show and then some drunk cock pulls you into the pit, one guy did that and i fell on my ass thankfully everyone stoped and someone helped me up

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MOOOSSSSHHHHHHH

I will be the greatest pit-rat of all time

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Haha thats funny. I only think pits re fun if you drink enough to not feel pain. Otherwise I watch the band

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Watch the band??? weres the fun in that? your supposed to jump in the pit and beat up stupid bikers

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did you see a guy with extremely tight pants? that's anthony

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they all have tight pants..

he has the typical bleached Denim Vets with randam shit all over it, and a big ass mohawk.

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There's a band called Mosher that's gonna play here soon. If anyone wants I can give the link to their website.

Play were? i only want the link if its Australia that thier playing at

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yeah right, *PLAY*

still!?!!? come on you weren't to begin with

(left for completeness )


now for my contribution
last year i saw SYl and there was some mass stage diving, in aus the pits generally dont get particarly mean, no fights or anything like that, and there were a bunch of stage divers, mainly a pair of twins, one of whom runs the metal show on the radio, he went to stage dive, and typically everyone got out of the way, and he fell on his head on the concrete floor, he was alright, but still nothing beats the clear space when someone goes to stage dive

lmao...dont think ne 1s done a stage dive in my country.....but if any 1 would hav.definately ppl would have moved away

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yeh, its cos u indians smell

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at a bodom show some gothic chick was scratching my face cuz she wanted cut infront so i turned around and pushed back into the pit, she tried to get her bf on me but he figured that its a bit and its everyone for themselves

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Here is a good story. I was at a slayer show with my wife and we were kinda in the front, really enjoying the show. There was this small girl that kept getting knocked around and crushed by everyone, so she ended up by us and I protected her and my wife from the worst of the cruching but we were still really close to each other. They were both standing in front of me and I had my arms around the sides of them for when the crowd shifted.

This girl seemed really cool. She talked to us and everything and wanted to stay near us. I was fine with it, but during a brake in the songs the lights would go dim and I kept getting my Member groped! Now, I didn't mind because I thought it was my wife, so I played along and did a little groping of my own to my wife. Only later at the end of the show did I realize that it was the other girl lovingly touching all over my Unit , because my wife asked why I was so frisky with her during the show I told her it was because she was doing it to me, but it wasn't her. It was that other cute girl that was hanging out with us My wife couldn't believe it, and neither could I. She was cute though; I only wish she would has got my wife in on it too... no telling what might have happened later

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atleast im not a dumass choothead like you ,stoner...u dum faggot

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did i forget to metion tu randi ka bachha hai

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You should stalk her. Find out who she is and follow her.

THIS IS MY 100th POST I THINK!

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Dude your wife sounds awsome.

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Some guys have all the luck...

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I would've had to "pretend" to get lost in the crowd, holding on to the other girl, and take her to the car. Then when wifey is all like "where were you, some guy was feeling me up and I was out of pepper spray" you just say "some dude mugged me in the pit and you wern't there "

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Oh yes, you did, convieniently for you, cos you got to make another senseless post... I can say that cos ive stopped

Argh goddamit! i just dropped my pick!

Nice Soul, lucky man

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Haha cool story Soul

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My wife is kinda cool... for a wife. She wasn't really upset, just shocked and a little jealous. I never thought something like that would ever happen to me at a Slayer show. It's funny to look back on now, because I wonder what might have happened if my wife decided to respond to me and found the girl was touching me at the same time ( or ). Whats even worse is I don't think the girl was any older than 16 The little soft handed slut I still don't know why she did it, but I'm glad it happened.

I can tell my grand children about it someday when I'm old and sitting in a rocking chair, wearing my old Slayer shirt, drinking Brandy, playing guitar all day, and yelling at kids that get in my yard.

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i dont mind your excessive posts soul, you always tell some good stories

Soul: your story fucking kicks major ass!!!!!
What a lucky bastard! To bad the story ends there

As for pits. I dont like them much. I just go to watch the band like guitar demon says. Pits kinda piss me off. When i was watching In Flames i was standing near this big fat dude. It was a help though, cause anytime someone came flying over he gave them a really rough push back to the circle.