or recipes.
hey fuck off it's in chit chat
what are some of your favorite recipes.
I'm actually curious, i like cooking new shit
(and please forgo the burnt fetuses and shit)

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I like to eat poo poo and doo doo how about yoo?

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I like peanut butter and banana on toast its great!!
sausage and bean pie is lovely too
hrrrmmm Baked Alaskas are brilliant desserts!

Cant beat enchiladas in my opinion tho... that or fajitas...mmmmmm

DAMN this will make me hungry!

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I just had meat lover's pizza and got the grease all over that logo you made (I drew it). I think it gives it character...


I also like poonany....I mean pudding. And apple pie and pumpkin pie and quacamole or however you spell it and I like cookies and doritos and flamming hot cheetos and waffles with syrup on them and pb and js and bannana and peanutbutter and celery with peanut butter and apples with peanut butter and peanut butter and cheesecake and strawberries and cherries and oranges and chocolate and snikers, hersheys, paydays, almond joys, poonany, 100 grands, and I love tacos and quisadias and nachos and cheez its and lime tostidos and smores and funjions and carrots with ranch dressing and poonany and twizzlers pull-n-peels and ben and jerry's cherry garcia ice cream and superman ice cream and rocky rhode ice cream and hmmmm.....hot dogs.

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Oh and vanilla waffers

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I just ordered a pizza online!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And didnt give the guy a tip!!!!!!!!!! Its a good Pizza too!!!!! The internet rules....

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Pizza kicks ass. Same with Spaghetti. Italian food is awesome.
KFC is good
Mcdonalds is good too.
I wanna order a pizza but I have no money.

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KFC and Fruit Bars

Moxies also makes a mean club sandwich

McDonalds sucks, i suggest you work thier.... even for just a day. Juts thinking about how they handled the food

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They handle the food even far worse than their employees... and that says something.

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Oh yeah you worked there, what are the worst things about mcdonalds..?

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I didn't work there, but I know some people who did. And they told me enough to never try working or eating there, EVER!

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Care to share some of these? Everybody says this, but they can never support it. It's like nu-metallers just wanting to be heard

BEEEEEEEEEEEF JEEEEEEEEEEEERKY!!!!!!!!!!!
BIERSTICKS!
PEPERONI!!!!!!
FREMENTED/SPICED/DRIED MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh i like that type of food, by the way.

I did dumbass, not everything is about you. Damn Attention whore.

First off, atleast twice a day their would be a extremely under cooked batch of meat, the dumb spic managers didnt care, hell i doubt they even knew anythign was wrong... the girll said the meat was done cooking... and the grill is god.

Fries would sit for hours on slow days.. if the customers bitched and wanted "hot" fires, we just put them in the deepfrier for another minute or so.

The McChicken isent chicken...

Thier was ALWAYS flies all over the cheese and lettuce, that was porbably the nastiest thing ever. I told the manager... and his dum spic ass was just like "yeh isent it nasty??"

The Fruit and Yogurt parfie' (cant spell) consisted of strawberries and blueberries with freezerburn, and expired yogurt.

man i have so many sick stories. The only thing i would eat from that place is the salad (not the $1... stay away from the $1)

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uncooked patty or cooked patty that is one AWESOME big mac

the secret sauce, or any sance for that matter (mayo, whatnot..) comes in a tube... they use those guns that squirt caulk to squit the saunc out. Fly's like the dripping sauce.

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hah, i can so imagine it

BLS: "Dude, there's flies all over the cheese and lettuce....."
Manager: "Yeah, that's some nasty shit, Papi! lolz. *sighs*" *hums melody and continues working*
BLS:......




is that the only thing that the employees don't touch? those come prepared right?

btw, why didn't you act like a concerned citizen and tell the district manager or the health inspector?

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So whats the Mcchicken made out of then?

I find the fries the only thing worth eating there anymore.

I just went to BurgerKing. Anyone used to work there that has some bad stories?

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oh yeah, speaking of sandwiches, this is really important, tell me about the Filet o Fish's!
i eat those every time i go to mcdonalds, sometimes like 2 or 3. it's the only sandwich that us moslem cats can eat.

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yes, but they still put the chicken on it, which can be scary.

I dont what a "district manager" is or how to contact a health inspector... they probably work for mcdonalds anyways.

The worst part is when i would work the night shift and close......... stupid spics would play their music and dance a sing really fucking loud. Their was this cool manager named Romeo and he always turned that shit off and played this cool fuckin mexican death metal shit. I asked for the name of the band but he dosent speak the best english...

and atif, the fish SEEMS ok, but i cant guarenteed you anything. You should just get a salad.

Cannibal... just take a bite out of the mc.. whatever it is, does that look like chicken to you?

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Food that people tell me is weird but I eat anyway coz it's great:

Cornflakes with tomato sauce.
Chicken noodles with tomato sauce.
Milkshakes with flavours made of jam or softdrink.
I'm-Bored-Sandwiches : everything in the fridge piled into a sandwich 'coz you're bored.
Spoons full of peanut butter, nutella, or vegimite
Grated cheese with sugar on top
Butter and sugar mixed together
3 parts milk, 1 part hot water, 8 spoons of sugar (too many of these make you sick, it's brilliant)

asian food is nice.

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pizza ...

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PIZZA, yes, if a pizza is placed in front of me i pig out... the amount of pizza i can eat, you'd think i was disgustingly obese, but no, I'm too fuckin skinny...

*craves pizza*

that's a really good question !

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I like to take a big bowl of uncooked oatmeal and pour a bunch of sugar on it and eat it. It tastes really good.

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it that a tad bit dry??

I have a poormans snack, you buy some ramen noodles , crush the noodles up real good, remove the flavor packet, and poor it in the bag with the crushed up noodles, then just mix it around. Its like flavored noodles chips. or something

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Well I like to eat snow with mustard so I'm the coolest

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snow with mustard?? *does the mr burns excellent thing*

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Yeah it is but it still kicks ass.

And those ramen noodles kick ass like that!

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I love making toasties with a toastie maker. My favourite combinations are:

Cheese and Marmite ("I tell you, it's the future")
Ham and cheese
Taramosalata, ham and cheese
Cheese and Pepperoni.

Lovely.

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'Cheese and Marmite ("I tell you, it's the future")'

Ever tried that with jam aswell? DOOO IT

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You sick, sick puppy.

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me? sick? *shifty eyes* never...

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Guinness makes for an excellent liquid lunch! I think you can also get Steak (or liver or something...) and Guinness pie over here in some traditional pubs. Don't think I'll try it though.

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must be some british thing, wtf is a toastie?

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Put the cornflakes, crushed, on eggdipped chicken and bake, then pour tomato sauce on it.
Milkshakes with jam? Throw a squirt or 2 of malt in there too. They're awesome.
Spaghetti with leftover busted up meatloaf is excellent.
Peanutbutter is nature's most perfect food.
Butter and sugar mixed together is better if you add a little milk and ice cookies with it. Confectionary sugar not granulated !
And the last one needs some cocoa powder and marshmallows for hot chocolate. Or add some coffee too and make a Ricky Rocket.

I'm making easy as hell burritos tonight.
3 pounds Ground chuck, cooked (Which you can do ahead and throw into the freezer.)
Heat that up and throw in a few cans,drained of Diced tomatoes and green chilies(Cuz salsa is too damn expensive)
A couple teaspoons of cumino or taco seasoning and stir it up good. Add a very small amount of water if you need to.
Heat all that and heat your tortilla shells wrapped in microwave.
Then layer your sour cream (optional) , shredded sharp cheddar cheese ( better known as shshchch), meat mix . fold it over away from you then fold in the sides and continue rolling. Light and toke... I mean, munch away. They freeze well if there's any left as long as you leave off the sour cream cuz it seperates.
I used to make about 36 at a time and they wouldn't last long . The kids around here and at work LOVE them .You can use boneless chicken, too. Only don't use the taco seasoning. We didn't like that too much.

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That concludes part one of "Cooking with Walpurgis' Mom"

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i thought you said it was easy. I have trouble using a microwave

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Dude no, no chocolate. Just milk water and shitloads of sugar. It tastes like them milko lollies in liquid form

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I wish you could cook for me Mrs. Wally's Mom My dad can't cook for shiat

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lemme guess, you're australian aren't you?

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lemme guess, you're English aren't you?
tatter3d has a toastie maker too it seems, he used to talk about making toasties all the time. Do alot of people in England have toasties and toastie makers?

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is that a sandwich maker?
you put the sandwich in it, and it cooks it?


...and beers a great food. Nothing like hopps and barley sandwiches.

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i like eatin pasta in tomato soup with some bacon. Its easy to cook, and tastes fuckin nice

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Hahahaha!

Yeah everybody has a toastie maker over here - it's the law - and to answer your question BLS, a toastie is a toasted sandwich. They are very tasty indeed.

Is it only England and Australia that has Marmite/Vegimite?

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what exactly is that?

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Speaking of toasted bread...I like toast and egg sandwiches with cheese melted on it

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Ginger Fried Squid from a local Chinese food place call Fran's... It’s the shit!

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We have a Frans here...its chinese too. Its like $10 a meal and damn good

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The place here is fucking picey, last time I was there was my mom and I, and its like 50 bucks just for us two.

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oh, here in the states we call "toasties" Quizno's subs

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Quiznos

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I had one today good, but HOLY FUCK THEY COST A LOT OF $$$$

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yeh... thats why their always closing down here lol

this town has porbably had around 5 different Quizno's within the last 3 years.

right now their is 4 subways LMAO, god damn i hate subway

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i like pizza, lots of chips, burgers, fried food, chinese food, lots of meats. i like lots of food.

the only combination anyone ever bitched to me about was cheetos with mustard.

I worked at Burger King for 8 months when I was 16, and other than the managers working us like slaves while paying us minimum wage, there was nothing wrong there. I would know, I cleaned just as often as I cooked, they were always making me clean shit. Most of the people there hardly did shit, but I was always doing something. BTW, as far as fries and sandwiches go, the sandwiches got thrown away if they hadn't been bought within ten minutes, with the exception of breakfast sandwiches, which were allowed 20. Everything was very cleanly, at least it was while I was there. I don't know how it is now, nor do I know what any other fast food restaurant is like.

On the original topic, I vastly prefer anything with both meat and cheese in it, (like burgers, tacos, chimichangas, pizza, etc.) Cheddar, mozzarella, and beef especially.

EDIT: I live in Massachusetts, so I took for granted that seafood is just regular food around here. I love seafood, just about any kind, fish/shark, octupus, clams, mussells, squid, cuttlefish, crab, lobster, shrimp... I especially like the kind of seafood you'd see in a New England Chinese buffet place.

Quiznos, eh? One learns something new everyday!

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Irish Stew is pretty damn sweet when its a really cold day..
Steak and Guiness Pie....
Native foods....mmm Irishness!

NUM NUM NUM

TATTYS ARE THE SHIT!

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IHOP,pizza,KFC, churchs chicken is too fuking greasy,starbucks,quiznos is good,taco bell.

Actually, he was semi-kidding, Quiznos is just the name of a chain store that sells subs. I'm not really sure if a "toastie" is something you make on two slices of regular bread, like Grilled Cheese or a Tuna Melt, or you make them on big rolls. If they are on big rolls, we call those a lot of different things in the US. Submarines (subs for short), hoagies, grinders, and hero sandwiches are all common names in different parts of the country.

BTW, anybody who lives in New England or the New York area realizes that D'Angelos is about 100 times better than Quiznos and Subway put together.

I had a Hoagie today, damn good.

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A toastie is two bits of bread with cheese and ham or sumthin in between pressed and clamped between toasting plates...

We have things called paninis which are basically the same but with long baguettes or 'subs'

toasties are the shit when u get home hammered!

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I wish I did, too... I want a fucking sub! It's funny, there's about 2 places that sell subs within 5 minutes of walking distance, but I'm not going to be bothered to spend my money on one. BTW, I don't know what it's like anywhere else, but around where I live, every single pizza place (with the exceptions of chain restaurants like Domino's, Papa John's, etc.) sells grinders as well. I bet the chain restaurants could make more money if they DID start selling subs. It's not exactly like Domino's makes very good pizza.

Domino's < Papa Gino's
Papa John's > Papa Gino's
Papa John's < Pizza Hut

King of Chain Pizza Places in Mass. = Pizza Hut

okay micro version


tortilla shell
cooked meat of choice-- cooked boneless, skinless chicken breast is good too
cheese
salsa

Nukulate in micro , put on sourcream and wrap.
That better?
And if you put the uncooked burger in a micro safe bowl with some water, you can do it in there, too. Stir it once in awhile and drain it before you use it though.

And metal=life , I'd send ya some if there was ever much left.

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YAY!

Now to find that special button called burrito...

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I was watching the news earlier today and they said some girl found a marijuana joint in her frozen yogurt at macdonalds.And whats even more funny is that they gave her a refund and offered her one of those frozen yogurt things.

OMFG! These Hot Pockets Apple Pasties are soooooooooooo fucking good.

Ill admit that most Hot Pockets taste like shit but damn these are so fucking good! I highly Suggest everyone to go buy some, you wont be disapointed.

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I like to eat Vaginas

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Don't lie. Anyone who has eaten a pussy would know it tastes like shit.

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Read CannibalCorpse's sig.

They stole that from me

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lol

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peperroni pizzas*drools*

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lmao

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You poor boy, you must have been eating out chicks who don't clean their junk.

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Yeah, you need to go a little more 'upmarket', m=l.

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I just had some cereal. Lucky Charms kick ass! Then I made some Chicken noodle soup. Cambells! Then I had a frozen Pizza. Im still hungry..

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No it was clean cause it was not fishy. Fishy means dirty. The only way they'll taste good is with some whip cream and strawberries. Other than that its gross and salty. People do it for a favor to them for giving you a favor, n00bs.

Shit, your parents were supposed to tell you that...

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Or if they use that funny stuff called "soap".

I Love the taste of pussy.

^me^

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ew ew ew ugh.....Never again will I eat it, without flavoring

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I don't see why you give favours to cheap prostitutes anyway m=l, your the one paying them.

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hahaha, eating a chick out sounds pretty sick, dont know why you dude-people would do it. I've been told by male friends that yes, it tastes disgusting... so that would make m=l right.

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They just say that to, erm, "get the favour returned" so to speak.

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pizza tacos and calzones!

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Its hard for a metalhead to get laid so I'm assuming most people on here are just agreeing with the majority

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Does cock taste good?

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Soul's does

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mmm fish

that's an odd statement. You get laid with your personality, not your image.
I still think you've been eating some raunchy pussy man.
If they wash it regularly it tastes fine.

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This is the truth.

BLS: An ex-girlfriend told me she could taste what I'd had to eat in my cum. So if you eat a lot of strawberries (give them time to digest, though, about an hour) before you spaf in her gob, your cock should taste good.

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my gf says the same.
meat makes it taste bitter
fruit makes it taste sweet
and cinnamon, makes it taste like cinnamon.

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That makes the gizz taste good.... not the cock foo

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Should've guessed this thread would take a turn for the worse.

Easy tuna...stuff:
Get a red onion, & slice half of that bastard up. Squeeze a fucking lime onto it, & salt it all good. Leave for 5 or 10 minutes. Dump a can of GOOD tuna (none of that flavoured shit, or the mush that John West sells) onto above-mentioned onion/lime pile. Mix it up & serve it with rice.

This should cost you less than $5 & is a righteous meal. Hearty too. If you fuck it up & it tastes no good, it's your fault not mine.

Cooking rules. Anyone who still lives at home is a cunt & should cook for their mother.

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Pizza hut kicks every other pizza joint's ass!!!

A piece of white bread with a steaming turd sitting right on top is better than Dominos. My local pizza store is better than Pizza Hut, but I very much doubt youre going to give a shit being about 12 000km away from my house as you most likely are.

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I like Columbos, cos u can get other meals there 2 if u dont feel like pizza. (Victorians should know it, not sure if it's all over Aus.)

For the BEST chips. the BEST, is wishbone chicken. If you live in Melbourne, go to Box Hill, and buy wishbone chips, or you will die unhappy

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You must never have had any REAL pizza. ill cry for you

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mmmmm, all this talk of pizza made me want some. I'm gettin pizza for dinner tonight

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I'm surprised they have Dominos in Australia. I could see how Pizza Hut got there, because their stuff crust rules your ass, but how Dominos could find it's way to another country, nevermind another continent, is beyond me. I wonder if they have Starbucks in Iran?

RE: Timedragon- You're damn right it does.

RE: Everybody talking about pussy- Pussy doesn't really taste fishy, but sometimes it retains a fishy scent, which gives the illusion of tasting like it. It tastes more like salt, which I guess is natural, as that's something in vaginal fluid. It does not taste bad, so I don't know why everybody's saying that. It doesn't really taste good, either. Before I got laid, I asked a friend of mine who was older than me, and much cooler than me (therefore getting laid), if it tasted good. He said "It doesn't taste bad, but you wouldn't want to eat it for breakfast". He was right, although, unfortunately, I HAVE eaten it for breakfast. You have less tolerance for it on an empty stomach. At least I do.