how many do you have, shoes that is?

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Um.

Looks like none at the moment, but my Wife has 2 right now.

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your dumb but...
2 one for my left foot and one for my right

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what inspired this topic idea?

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No clue.

I have 3 pairs of shoes (1 for school, one old pair and one good pair), Dress shoes for school (military school, mind you), and Jungle Boots for airsoft.

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Breaker breaker 1 9, come on. Copy that "Delaware Recon", black ops are go for airsolf.

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Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon

Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'mon

Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen,
Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy,
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy



Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

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YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAUUUL!

Read that 20 to me. Gotta copy on yall Rubba Dick, 10-Foaw!
Bucket full of Monkey Balls gotta Smoky trailin. Come on!

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so you liked that song huh??? Ill tell a story about how i first discovered that masterpiece.

It was a quiet March day, the birds where singing a beautiful song, and kids where frolicking along. Me and a few friends of my went out, for today was a special day. It was Garbage Picking day, a day where all the rich, and not so rich throw out their shit. In the previous years we've managed to score a few tv's a 150w bass amp, and a dvd player.... plus tons of other shit thats useless. Being the Nosy bastard i am i was diging threw somones box and found some unlabeled tapes and a answering machine. I like to listen to answering machine tapes, so i grabbed all the tapes and we went back to my buds house and starting playing them. After some funny ass messages about a "TV VCR..... uh thinga majig" (yes the dumb bitch acually said that) all of a sudden the tape cut off... we heard a drumroll... and then sum hick on a cb radio. We didnt know what to think but we all laughed our asses off. After that i went home and did some research, i figured the song was titled "Convoy" so i put that in google and found out the song was by a fellow named "CW McCall. I downloaded the song (aparently his only one) and the remix entitled "Rubberduck" About a month or so later i was watching the simpsons and homer started singing the song, i started laughing my ass off and everyone thought i was crazy... but they never heard the song. I hear it all the time when i watch TV now, and it never gets old. It even says Illinois in the song, which is cool and stuff.

~~The End~~





















"Well we rolled up interstate fourty-four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all a our swindle sheets
An' left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi-Town
Them bears was a gittin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard
There 'as armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps
An' rigs of every size
Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a bears
An' choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreusse microbus "

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1

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one pair for school, pub ...and everything
one pair indoor soccer shoes, for sport
one pair shoes for special events

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why the heck would you want to know? you probably have a shoe fetish or something.
I have six pairs of shoes, and they're all useful
1 pair of Vans-everyday do whatever in kinda deal
1 pair of cleats-soccer
1 pair of running shoes-(hmmmmm....wonder what those are for)
1 pair of boots - hunting, working, paintball, whatever
1 pair of sandals - beach and what not
1 pair of dress shoes - school. it's a private school, go figure

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Whos down with the S?

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wha?

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Huh?

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fo shizzle

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I want two prrrs
give me two prrrs......


yeah.


I need a new pair. I've got big fucking holes in the ones i have now, but i'm too lazy to get a new pair. And i wear the fucking things to work, good thing i have good reflexes, caught myself from many a nail.

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I've got one old pair of runners for everyday walking, one old old pair for work, a nice dress shoe and one pair of rugby cleats.

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Shoes?!?!?!?! I never thought I'd see or hear metalheads talking about how many pairs of shoes they own.

I've got an idea for a new TV programme: "Sex And The Metaltabs Forum". It would be about metaltabs users who meet up in a cafe and talk about shoes & make-up (corpsepaint) and who then attempt to pursue a soppy sentimental idyll to be 'underground' that they know will never come true. The final, ludicrously convoluted episode would have BLS finally getting it together with Mr Big, Atif going off to set up his own trade organisation, Darko riding into the sunset with Nihilist and Mr Weija being told to 'Shut the fuck up' for the last time.

It'll make me millions. Millions I tell ya!

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one pair of boots, one pair of cheapo bigfoots and another pair.

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sweet, my trade organization would be called "Atifco Inc."

you know Manrape, we made a play last year, it just never finished! It was called the Atif and Walpurgis show, it was fun
maybe we can do it again, this time, we just post the script, instead of trying to "record" it. that was a hassle.
We'll cowrite the script with different characters (with some of the newer cats) and we'll make it a spinoff of the original show.
What do you say? i'll start a new thread about this, if everyone else is interested, and we can hammer out the details.

this was the last one:
http://metaltabs.com/forum/search.php?searchid=47328

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I had that 45rpm........ Breaker, breaker good buddy. Ya got the Little Filly here, ya copy?... 10-4 , we be gonna shut 'er down fer now and go watch " the Bucket woman " (that's Bouquet !!) on the boob tube. 3's and 8's and we'll catch ya on the flipflop . We be over and out !
(I can't believe I remember all that stuff from my cb days.I didn't watch "Keeping Up Appearances" back then, but that's what I'm gonna do now if Lawerence Welk isn't on instead ! )



Looks like we got us a con-voy.......

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i got 2 pairs of converse chuck t's
1 all black, the other black and white
i have a pair of combat boots, steel-toe work boots, and i also have a pair of dress shoes that look like boots.

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I got some Lugz Funk Master Flex's. They're not mine but I wear them instead of my old school Vans that have a gigantic whole in the bottom.

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Sounds like a plan.

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lemme see

old school shoes
sandals
adidas
nike running shoes
soccer shoes

thats it i think

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I can't believe I'm answering this. Let it be testament to how fucking bored I am of neuroscience, and how much I hate you all. That doesn't follow, but suck my balls anyway.

Enormous novelty puffy Guinness slippers
Fleece slippers
Badly, badly worn Cons (old gym shoes)
New Cons (new gym shoes)
Running shoes
12 hole boots
Horribly scuffed and mangled leather shoes

What am I doing? Why am I writing this down? Because this is my ninth hour of writing this fucking essay today, and I am partially drunk and entirely pissed off.

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Wow, I'm surpised this thread has made it this far...oh what the hell...

1 pair of Macbeth
1 pair of DVS
1 pair of Circa
1 pair of Vans

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am i the only person with one goddamn pair of sneakers

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sneakers aren't grim and necro, jeezus, what's wrong with you

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ill do it for 10 bux

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i have one pair of all black skateboarding shoes i bought like two years ago

but i guess if it doesnt have spikes it isnt kvlt

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3

Fuck you, fag, I quit delrecon over a month and a half ago. Unless you see "Durrant" under the roster, then I'm not on it.

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I've got three, because of school, you fag-hag.

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skating sneakers im not a skater but there fucking comfortable
work boots
snowboots
lamb skin slippers

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umm skater shoes

3 year old boots i got for 15 bucks at payless

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Don't cry about it, Durrant ( now that name sounds really gay )! You just now seen that post? Way to go and get pissed about old news. What is it about Delrecon that you hate so much... were you not good enough for them or did they rape you while out playing airsolf in the woods

You do cry about stupid shit all the time.

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Have you bumped your price up, BLS?

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times are tough.. i have to make a living too ya know.

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Oh I just bought the new Circa Fallens from Jamie Thomas and they are definatly kvlt. I got them from 303 for $15 cause I'm a tr00 sk8er boi.

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i dont even skate anymore, but nobody gives me a hard time about it

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about what? skating or not skating anymore?
I still have a board, but i quit a year ago (after four years). I started busting my ass on handrails, and i couldnt hack the diffuculty level things were getting to. The board i have now was found in my closet a couple of weeks ago, just the deck, and my friend gave me some old trucks. If i even put an effort to skate with him i realize that i hate even breaking a sweat for this hobby i dont even care for anymore.

For shoes: skate shoes are the most comfortable shoes ever created. So right now i have globes.

pffft be a man and wear boots!!!

oh yeh, 15 dollars boots!

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be a man wear high heals dammit

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oh yeh, 15 dollars high heels!

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better than those $50-200 jewish filth shoes

filth?

Ive had my $15 payless boots for 3 years.

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the shoes not boots.

The only thing after a nuclear war will be roaches, Boss pedals, and Payless shoes...

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you forgot the fallout, that will be left to

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and spam. Who knows what that shit is made out of.

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i like spam, but most people dont

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about wearing skate "gear" and not skating

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equals a poser

equals a person with a spinal problem that would result in paralyzation if they fell

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