if you could choose anyone from any band and make a movie with them, who would yo choose and what type of movie would it be?

i would probably choose glen benton, dani filth, dimmu borgir members, and old mans child, along with and trey azergogoth to make a good gore movie about killing for survival.

when you're really bored, take time to think and post

Actually it's spelled Azagthoth and i really think you'd have a hard time getting him to stop playing Quake 3 arena, to come make a movie, and come on Cradle of Filth? why why why

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Goddamn !!!! his name have been mispelled so many time but this is the funniest i've ever seen

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weel boredom at its best

His last attempt sucked big time, so no thank you...

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Dr.Teeth and the Electric Mayhem Band !!!!!!!! I think that's the name of it.

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Id make a movie with dani filth, and the members of slipknot entitled "Nine guys and nine holes"

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Rob Zombie should do more movies, house of 1000 corpses ruled

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Angela Gossow and Christina Scabbia. The movie would have little in the way of a story but would be exceptionally blue in nature.

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A gay porno?

A real hot chick from one of those shitty mainstream music and I'd make a porno with her..666

my dream come true

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Any snuff movie featuring all the members of Dark Funeral.

Or a US$2billion budget flick about 'anything' from the collective creative genius of Robin Williams & Bjork. That ought to bring Hollywood (& pretty much any audience) to its knees.

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I would make a ''Jackass'' movie with the guys of Pantera.

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I would make another "best of backyard wrestling" series if i could.

it could feature punch-ons between metallers and people they hate. for example, phil anselmo vs. fred durst, that would be hilarious

also morgan rose vs. dez fafara (not metal but still entertaining)

kerry king vs. james hetfield
the anorexia nervosa guys vs. ross robinson
dani filth vs. ben from the murderdolls

and a whole lot more, plus tag team for example mayhem vs killswitch engage
(black metallers vs black people)

the list can go on and on

thier called the pantera home videos

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I know moron. That's what gave me the idea.

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thats one of the most fucked up films i ve ever watched, at first it was turning out to be a comedy horror and then it just got really fucked up when those people were put down that water well thingy and that crazy dr satan bloke was doin his shit

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exactly

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that was a lightweight movie, it was good but not "fucked up"

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Watch 'Brain Dead'. Funniest movie in the world, bar none.

Nothing beats the dude with lawnmower vs room full of sloppy zombies scene near the end. Oh, too classy.

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So they can rub their fat sweaty bodys against eachother?

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Stop putting 666 after all your posts you tool.

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I know that guys is really getting on my nerves.

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Heh, that was a pretty good one, Corpsevomit!

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Maybe you could include PSYCHO and Superjointed in the movie!

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I GOT IT. THe movie trailer would go like this...

"There is only one man..........One hole...........Eight cocks...........Superjointed in.....The cockpit

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I think you're on to something there!

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Thihs movie will be big with psycho, hell buy at least a couple hundred copies.

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kick ass

I GOT IT. THe movie trailer would go like this...

"There is only one man..........One hole...........Eight cocks...........Superjointed in.....The cockpit

Perfect! And Throw dani filth in just because of Damnation and a Day.

Why do you constantly make more gay threads?

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It would be an action movie set in the jungles of Vermont (USA), but it would also revolve around urban crime somehow. Maybe I'll make so that they are guys, living in the jungle, who go to the city to get heroin and hookers. The hookers could be played by Rosie O'Donnell, Phyllis Diller, and, for a change of pace, Charo.

The main characters would have to be Dave Mustaine (used to be a heroin addict), Steve Tucker (he looks like he'd be a good actor), and Derek Roddy (because he rules). They live in shack where they ambush and rob hunters for drug money, and they basically live off of moss and lichens that grow on trees. There will be lots of action, both in the city and in the woods. Eventually, Steven Tyler and Randy Jackson, who are undercover cops, trail them back to the steamy rainforest of northern New England. The tables are turned, however, and Steven Tyler and Randy Jackson are chased throughout the forests, where eventually they are cornered and Steve Tucker calls Randy Jackson a "negro". I know it's rated R and could have him say "Nigger" if I want, but "negro" sounds cooler.

Anyway, at that point Dave Mustaine and Derek Roddy both look at Steve and explain to him the wrong of discrimination. They all then laugh over beers at the shack, and in his inebriated state, Derek Roddy then mutters to Steven Tyler "you sure got some purty lips". They then shoot and rape both Steven Tyler and Randy Jackson, dumping the bodies in the city where they get their heroin. They keep evading the feds (despite living in the same 16x14x7 wooden shack the whole time), until eventually the ATF napalms the rainforests, at which point we discover a whole Vietnamese village is buried within. Yes, I HAVE seen the movie Platoon far too many times.

Just so you know, there WILL be many graphic sex scenes with the main characters along with the aforementioned hookers. I hope you retain that image for the rest of the day.

I would like a good old fashion gorey horror movie. Matt Harvey, Mike Beams, and Ross Sewage from Exhumed. Will Rhamer from Mortician, John Gallagher from Dying Fetus, and the guys from Impaled and Carcass. And throw in Christina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil for a shower scene.

I would also like a bunch of black metal bands to do a tribute of Mayhem, like when Dead comitted suicide. It would be called "Excuse All the Blood."

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No no no. So they're dead!

Anyway, these elaborate movie themes are really kickin' my creative juices in the teeth, an' so I though of one too: Pornos are often themed on other movies/tv shows right? (ie. Passenger 69, A Few Good Women, etc.)

In Australia there's a fascination with home renovation shows at the moment. I'd like to see a home renovation fisting Porno. It could be called 'Elbow Room'.

Or, for all the Aussies, you could even have Bourke's Bourke (if anyone gets the olde school lingo). Not that I'd want to see that fucker naked however...

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"This week, Steve DOES THE BATHROOM! Next week, hospital and experimental pile surgery to have the sink pump removed from his lower intestine!"

Was this about bands? Manowar should make a movie called "Greased-Up Weenies in Tight Leather Play Epic Effluent".

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Oh oh oh! And a decade later you could have a black metal Manowar tribute movie called 'Enternal Effluvium under a Poo-Black Nightscape'

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