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FUNNY OXYMORONS
hey guys, i want to hear some funny oxymorons. if you could post some funny stuff, this would be appreciated 
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So far thats the only funny thing i have heard him say.
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President Bush is gay, made out debt super tremendous, went into iraq for a false reason(granted it was good we got saddam out, but thats not the reason we went in), and did I mention hes a homo
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I reckon Bush is asking his pet Chihuahua what to do.
I saw someone mentioned Military Intelligence so as a corollary you could safely say that British Intelligence would walk hand-in-hand in the oxymoron stakes (if recent history is anything to go by).
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SHUTUP, YOUR STUID, A LIAR, AND GAY
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wow, that went over well. i'm so glad i've got everyones support.
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Wait a sec...like, the first and half of the second page was about oxymorons, and the other one and half was about bush and clinton...do any of u even know like, any shit about politics, srry man, i have no fuckin say in this shit, for i do not vote! fuck!
back to oxymorons
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Bush is just a moron.
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Nice oxymorons
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I think the one Bob said the other day to his dad was "Smart Mom" . He was being a butt, but I told him about this thread and that I'd add it. He said --you just go ahead and do that mom--while rolling his eyes at his dad.
He should be back to his new home by now. I miss him already. Hell, I missed him before he left.
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You guys know nothing about oxymoros. "Summer School?" You fucking idiot.
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that's not an oxymoron, that's your opinion.
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I know a good one.
Funny Oxymoron.
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