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Old 2004-05-31, 22:15
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Torture Chamber

Welcome to the Torture Chamber. This is the place where you submit the worst torture you can think of. I encourage you; we're going to kill him eventually, don't hold back. Do not try to be merciful, just torture, psychological or physical, whatever's worst. I'll start it off.
Make him stand against a wall. Pin his arms to the wall with knives or whatever works. Next we'll take a hot coal, have himstick his tongue out, and then have him sit there with the coal on his tongue, if he tries to retract his tongue, stick the coal in his mouth. Then you can take a cockroach and hold it under his nose until it goes in, wait and watch him squirm. Next, start disecting his right leg, watch the muscle quiver until he finally gives out, then you can kill him, i think a slit throat would be best, then you should hook him up to a big bungee cord and let him bugee jump while he's dead so he can be an example to all others.

Try to keep the tortures slow and very painful, we want this to take at least a day.
Once again---Have Fun.
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Old 2004-05-31, 22:16
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Ok...
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Old 2004-05-31, 22:25
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Put him on a table, take a knife and slit both his cheeks open to his ears and let him eat something very salty.
After that cut each toe and finger of and let some bugs knibble on the wounds.
That put some rats and cockroaches on his belly and place an iron box over them. Heat the top of the box so that the bugs and rats are getting it tremendously hot, they will try to escape and the only way is to eat through the belly and the intestins.

That should nail the fucker down.
 
Old 2004-05-31, 22:28
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Well...nothing beats the old sense deprivation chamber...

Fill a soundproof room with lukewarm salt water and put him in it. Give him a oxygen mask so he wont suffocate, but make sure he hears nothing and sees nothing. Also, the lukewarm salt water would give him the feeling there is no difference between the water and his body, so he wont feel with his skin.

After a day (or even a few hours) he will lose his mind forever! Why kill him if taking someones sanity is so much more fun?
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Old 2004-06-01, 00:26
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forceing someone to read one of your shitty poems


AHAHAHAH!
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Old 2004-06-01, 01:40
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Old 2004-06-01, 01:44
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forceing someone to read one of your shitty poems


AHAHAHAH!


Is he Vogon? o.O
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Old 2004-06-01, 03:18
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Put a weighted belt on him, about 25 lb.; hands and feet tied up. Place him naked standing in a large container filled with water and biting fish just over his head with a small drinking straw helded in his mouth to breath through.

Result:

Plenty of water to drink so he will not go fast.

Must remain standing ( not hard to do in water so he will last even longer ) or drowned due to the weighted belt... this means no sleeping!

If straw is lost then he drowns... he must remain focused on holding the straw in his mouth and fight with spit build up... mouth cramps will eventually start!

His fate is up to him. Giving up is suicide... bad for religious folk. You're not really the killing him so you can sleep at night

Explain to him that if he survives a week then he is free, not true of course, plus give him no way to tell time.

If he drowns and your not happy with how long he lasted then revive him promptly and tell him he must start over
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Old 2004-06-01, 05:07
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having to read through usless threads

whats next, the "my nice steady middle class upbinging was totally shit" thread?
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Old 2004-06-01, 05:20
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Yes, but you like it because you are going to look hear again in the future to see what every one else has wrote.

If you make a new post then I know I'm right
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Old 2004-06-01, 17:14
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Hah. that's good. let's keep it going.
Take the liquid Co2 that the doctors use to freeze off warts, then start spraying it beneath his genitals. Not ON his genitals mind you, only near, you want a slow freeze down there. when his genitals start to freeze and he's in the first stages of frostbite, put him in 100 degree water and watch him squirm as his genitals come back to life. take him out of the pool and let him stand in the cold. then nail his feet to the floor and have him put his arms out to the sides. if he moves them down even an inch they will get cut off piece by piece. then start making him spin around. there is no moving floor, so he'll have to do it on his own, but if he moves his arms down...
then you start shoving pencils up his nose.
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Old 2004-06-01, 18:57
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Old 2004-06-01, 19:31
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I'm going to have so much fun ripping this virtual mans soul apart!!!!!!
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Old 2004-06-01, 20:11
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1.Make the poor man watch bad movies from the 70's until they just aren't funny anymore.
2. Scalp him, light his scalp on fire, shove it in his mouth so he suffocates on the smoke from his burning scalp (after filling the nose with play-doh)
3. Steal his toothbrush and not let him buy another
4.Fill a room with a bout two inches of nail polish remover and crucify him in there.
5. Make him watch British porn. Never seen it myself but it sounds terrible. Oooooaaaawwww Yess Dahling loik thaht. Bollocks hit meh hada oontil Ah Blead!! (phonetic, kiddies)
6. Drench him in cold spam whilst being forced to stare at his naked grandmother whilst he is in handcuffs and being stuffed with angry angry kalimari. (ewww)


angry kalimari hehehe.
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Old 2004-06-01, 20:40
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1)hang him by his nipples until the skin breaks,
2)give him that disease where this bacteria eats his flesh
3)stretch him
4)drive over his legs
5)attach him to some horses and trail him through stinging nettles and horrible oddgy bushes
6)chop each of his limbs off, one by one until he's still alive
7)take out his eyes
8)put him under local anaesthetic and open up his skull and take away bits of his brain and then he'll be dead
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Old 2004-06-01, 21:23
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attach him on a table by hitting 3 inch nails throuch his balls
 
Old 2004-06-01, 21:29
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Atif likes it when i do that to him
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Old 2004-06-01, 22:18
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stop that man
 
Old 2004-06-02, 01:38
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attach him on a table by hitting 3 inch nails throuch his balls


Youch

Simple but also wonderful!
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Old 2004-06-02, 02:01
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chain him onto a wooden pentacle...and have the room pitch black...slowly start to rotate the pentacle so he starts to freak out...also helps if u have a loved one of his hanging right above him so that they are looking down, eyes open staring at him with their dead cold eyes...just when he thinks hes gonna crack turn the lights on and make it so that he feels that he can go free...then as soon as he gets his hopes up release the dead body so it drops on him then burn him slowly alive with his loved one
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Old 2004-06-02, 02:04
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having to read through usless threads

whats next, the "my nice steady middle class upbinging was totally shit" thread?


u got a fucking problem man...go tell someone who cares and notice that this is Chit Chat or "say anything u fucking feel like" threads...jeez get off the steroids pee wee
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Old 2004-06-02, 02:32
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Put him in a pressure chamber and build up the pressure slowly so that he abjust with no problems.

Once fully pressurized. Tell him of a valve, that he can see inside the chamber, and that he is going to explode from the rapid pressure drop once you remotely open it. Make sure the hole of the valve is about 2-3".

With any luck he will move to the hole in hopes of pluging it up with his hand or foot. Open the valve and watch you little piggy get sucked through the hole one body part at a time

Not very slow but very painful.
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Old 2004-06-02, 02:35
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Put him in a pressure chamber and build up the pressure slowly so that he abjust with no problems.

Once fully pressurized. Tell him of a valve, that he can see inside the chamber, and that he is going to explode from the rapid pressure drop once you remotely open it. Make sure the hole of the valve is about 2-3".

With any luck he will move to the hole in hopes of pluging it up with his hand or foot. Open the valve and watch you little piggy get sucked through the hole one body part at a time

Not very slow but very painful.

haha that would be so sweet! i wish i had a mind like that haha
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Old 2004-06-02, 02:43
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I get all carried away. I can't make it easy on myself. I always got to have a really big sceme.

The most simple one I have is just shoot him to death with a BB gun. That would take a while and would be fun too. You could get the whole family in on it and have fun.
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Old 2004-06-02, 05:49
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Make him post a reply to this horrible thread and then follow his directions on him.
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Old 2004-06-02, 05:53
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Make him post a reply to this horrible thread and then follow his directions on him.


You know you like this thread!
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Old 2004-06-02, 16:33
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Cybris, you're awesome. You too Soul. That's nice. Keep it coming. Here's a new one for you.

1) Try to perform open heart surgery without any anesthetic.
2) Hang him upside down by his kneecaps.
3) While he's hanging, set his hair on fire.
4) Start pouring water down his nose.
5) Give him a catheter and make him put it in himself.
6) Stop pouring water down his nose.
7) Pour his own urine down his nose instead.
8) Burn his fingernails off.
9) Make him kill a loved one.
10)Make him cook and eat the arm of a dead loved one with their dead, lifeless eyes staring at him.
11) Make him cook and eat the arm of a living loved one while they're screaming in pain.
12) Make him lick the open wound of a loved one.
13) Crucify him upside down in a room 6" deep in amonia (at least he'll be clean)
14) Make a video of all his tortures and air it in the time slot where Barney usually is.

Remember, I'm recording all of these. I want a lot more y'all.
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Old 2004-06-02, 19:48
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5. Make him watch British porn. Never seen it myself but it sounds terrible. Oooooaaaawwww Yess Dahling loik thaht. Bollocks hit meh hada oontil Ah Blead!! (phonetic, kiddies)


Nothing wrong with a bit of British porn!

I guess there's some sick (yet creative) puppies here. Oh well, I suppose it's best that people talk about torture rather than go out and do it. The Romans researched the most painful death for decades and they settled on Crucifixion so I'm going to say:

Crucify the poor bugger and get Liberace to get medieval on him with a feather duster. Oh, and play some Linkin Park in the background - this will have the effect of making the whole excruciating experience seem infinitely longer to him.
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Old 2004-06-02, 20:50
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thanks John for acknowledging that one....one of my faves. Liberace.....*shudder* he was born on my birthday...wheird. (thats how I sp weird now. so there) creativity kicks lawnmowers.

Say really sweet, nauseating things while forcing him to watch low budget Olsen twin movies from like 1991. Then make him eat 20 lbs of play-doh. attatch a machine to his head that taps on his teeth, electrify his gums and taste of dirty tin foil.

Lather, rinse, repeat if desired.
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Old 2004-06-02, 21:59
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Say really sweet, nauseating things while forcing him to watch low budget Olsen twin movies from like 1991.


Yes... And all while having a drunk hang over. That should do him in for good!

New one from the catheter ideal earlier... Insert a catheter and move leechs and other flesh eating worms down the tube into his bladder, then remove the catheter. The worms will slowly eat their way through his body and lay eggs if they don't eat their way out first. He will piss and poop blood from this, but will not bleed to death because he is only losing small amounts of blood. He will die of infection first, so give him antibiotics and he last even longer. Oh, the horror he will live. Mwohahahhaaa!
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Old 2004-06-02, 23:11
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Here's a nasty one:

step 1: Carefully feed a hosepipe up your victims arse
step 2: Carefully feed a length of barbed wire up the hosepipe...
step 3: Gingerly remove the hosepipe, ensuring the wire remains securely in the victim's rectum.

Step 4: remove the barbed wire...

not nice.

another one:

step 1: slash open your victims abdomen
Step 2: Nail his/her intestines to a tree
Step 3: Chase victim around the tree in circles with a red-hot poker
 
Old 2004-06-02, 23:38
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ive thought of the best one, get a really extremely fat and ugly girl who doesnt wash and who has a mega hairy saggy muff to sit on his face and choke him to death
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Old 2004-06-03, 02:47
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ive thought of the best one, get a really extremely fat and ugly girl who doesnt wash and who has a mega hairy saggy muff to sit on his face and choke him to death






Nice one!
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Old 2004-06-03, 07:12
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since our cyberdude is too numb now lets introduce......Cyber chick!

1. Pierce her nipples 82 times.
hit her clit with a hammer.
ouch.




I remember once i was learning (ahem trying) to bmx and my guy friends were trying to teach me how to get up a quarter pipe that was pretty tall. they said just pedal real fast and go straight. so i did and just as I popped over the edge and put my feet own my seat flew up and hit me in the clit so i very carefully got off onf my bike and my friends were cheering yay! I said thank you and then I turned to angela and shouted "I have a clit! and It hurts!!!!" then everyone laughed . twas funny, painful but funny...good times good times.
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Old 2004-06-03, 07:13
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1. Pierce her nipples 82 times.
hit her clit with a hammer.
ouch.


You mean girls dont like that??
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Old 2004-06-03, 10:00
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You mean girls dont like that??



ok most girls do. find a wussy virgin (not saying all virgins are wussy) and do that. and he hammer must be cold...very very cold.
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Old 2004-06-03, 15:51
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That's nice Danny. you too pineapples. another.
Chick:
1) heat up a pair of vice-grips red-hot. attach to nipples and twist. that' s the ultimate tittie twister.
2) stick her in a chimney and light a fire under her. she can't go up 'cause the chimney's too small, and she can't go down 'cause she'll get burnt so she just stays there and gets burned slowly. oh, did i say she's got to be naked for this to work to the full extent.
Here's one for a guy.
1) have another guy butt-fuck him. (or use a mannequin with it's dick heated up red-hot. that should hurt)
2) have him give another guy a blow job. this only works if he's not gay.


"ive thought of the best one, get a really extremely fat and ugly girl who doesnt wash and who has a mega hairy saggy muff to sit on his face and choke him to death"---Mordor--- so you're asking for an italian chick?
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Old 2004-06-03, 17:39
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Remember, I'm recording all of these. I want a lot more y'all.


why are you recording these?
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why are you recording these?


Maybe he has someone in mind to try this stuff on

At least me might let us know how the torture ideals work out. That would great learning exspirence for us all.
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Old 2004-06-04, 07:11
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Maybe he has someone in mind to try this stuff on

At least me might let us know how the torture ideals work out. That would great learning exspirence for us all.




impale (not impala) the chick with a pogo stick.

make the guy cook eggs until he barfs.
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Old 2004-06-04, 07:27
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impale (not impala) the chick with a pogo stick.

make the guy cook eggs until he barfs.


Hay! I thought you were a goner for some time. Glad to see you're back, but cook eggs until he ... hmmmm, I don't get it? See your post around, later.
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Make him read one of these queer threads started by some sexually deprived faggot.
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Old 2004-06-04, 13:24
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Hah. Why am I recording these? they might come in handy one day. Maybe when I'm a Navy seal and I need to get information from someone. whatever. if I ever did use them I would definitely video-tape it for y'all to watch. i think you would find that amusing, maybe even down right funny.
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Old 2004-06-04, 15:28
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thanks soul. I dunno...maybe he's allergic or something.
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Old 2004-06-04, 15:32
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Maybe when I'm a Navy seal and I need to get information from someone. whatever. if I ever did use them I would definitely video-tape it for y'all to watch. i think you would find that amusing, maybe even down right funny.


yeah, just like how the people at Abu Ghraib took pics of torturing their prisoners! that'll be halarious, yo!
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Old 2004-06-05, 13:54
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Right, except i'm not doing this because of racial problems. I don't have anything against Arabs, I think it's just fun to torture people, and if they're the only ones availible, so be it. I'll feel sorry for you, I just don't know when I'll take TIME to be sorry. it's such a waste of time when they're going to die soon.
Put the guy in a room full of blacklights and let him sit there until he SLOWLY goes blind.
hey, thanks for all the ideas. I love it. It brings out people's true nature. Soul, once again, you're awesome dude, you too pineapples, and also Cybris. Thanks.
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I would do it just because I hate arabs.

P.S they dont let wops into the navy.
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Hah. Why am I recording these? they might come in handy one day. Maybe when I'm a Navy seal and I need to get information from someone. whatever. if I ever did use them I would definitely video-tape it for y'all to watch. i think you would find that amusing, maybe even down right funny.


just shut up, your write shitty love poems, then tlak about tortuing people


oh and your gay.... fuckin faggot
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back in nam, they used to parade hot chicks in front of p.o.w.'s. The guys would get hard-ons. Then the veitnamese would insert glass tubes in the men's urethra. Then they'd give their dicks a whack with a hammer.
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back in nam, they used to parade hot chicks in front of p.o.w.'s. The guys would get hard-ons. Then the veitnamese would insert glass tubes in the men's urethra. Then they'd give their dicks a whack with a hammer.


 
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I read this in a maxim : "Your sweat consists of the same stuff as your piss"

Make him and her physically exert themselves to the point of profuse sweating then make them drink it. blech.
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back in nam, they used to parade hot chicks in front of p.o.w.'s. The guys would get hard-ons. Then the veitnamese would insert glass tubes in the men's urethra. Then they'd give their dicks a whack with a hammer.


Arent you 13
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21 here.
I wasn't stating that I was around back in Nam. I'm just saying that's what happened back in nam.
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[QUOTE=johnmansley]Nothing wrong with a bit of British porn!QUOTE]

are man, i was watchin some british porn ages ago and it was fucking shit, real bad acting and horrible looking women sayin ,"yes maam" al the time, it was more of a comedy i thought then porn
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angela told me I'm going to be a porn* someday and I don't believe her.....ok maybe a little.
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Old 2004-06-07, 18:55
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the Nazis used to stick glass tubes down a guy's dick while he's not hard so that if he got hard while presumably "in battle", it would break. that would suck. there goes your career...
BLS, shut the fuck up before you make yourself look even more stupid.
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the Nazis used to stick glass tubes down a guy's dick while he's not hard so that if he got hard while presumably "in battle", it would break. that would suck. there goes your career...
BLS, shut the fuck up before you make yourself look even more stupid.


your gay
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play nicely kiddies.
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Old 2004-06-08, 19:44
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BLS, digest this; The straight look gay to the gay. go fuck yourself.
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BLS, digest this; The straight look gay to the gay. go fuck yourself.


Easy brother! He is just playing with you. That's his new thing, to stay "you're gay" to someone on every thread he logs on to; nothing personal. Take a look; it's part of his plot to eventually take complete control of Metaltabs. He is everywhere with this "you're gay" post. Besides, today is his birthday, so try to be nice to him.
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are man, i was watchin some british porn ages ago and it was fucking shit, real bad acting and horrible looking women sayin ,"yes maam" al the time, it was more of a comedy i thought then porn


You probably watched an episode of Benny Hill, hahaha! There are some good British porn titles but they tend to be the amateur ones (Ben Dover, Fuck Truck, etc) as the films have really low budgets. Amateur porn rules!
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Easy brother! He is just playing with you. That's his new thing, to stay "you're gay" to someone on every thread he logs on to; nothing personal. Take a look; it's part of his plot to eventually take complete control of Metaltabs. He is everywhere with this "you're gay" post. Besides, today is his birthday, so try to be nice to him.


EXACTLY, but your still gay dying-oath
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Old 2004-06-09, 17:03
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ahem.....place person under giant sewing needle on giant sewing machine. then you can make a shirt....a red one.
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Old 2004-06-09, 22:18
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or at least, with a red spot on it.
Thanks for explaining, Soul. i would have been in the dark 'cause our paths don't cross much (thankfully)
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