Dang, i wish i could make the title longer. I wanted it to say:
RTT #48: The Doctor used to be called "The Love Doctor", before his ex-girlfriends all filed for malpractice.

oh well
http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=1207

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that picture doesnt seem that apropriate to the title, though it is ammusing

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haha I knew it

I watched this movie on the lesbian channel "Lifetime" where this dentist raped like all of his patients and so they put cameras in the room that he did it in and sent a chick cop in there so they could film him like in the act getting ready to fuck her but when they went to raid the room to stop him they raided the wrong office and he punked that bitch out and she got pregnant with his child. Needless to say it was a love story.

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lmao, and I'm reading that^ at school while a girl is standing behind me, I didnt notice

she can handle it though, but shes afraid of the dentist now. I'll get back to that later

just read through the rest of RTT 47.

haha thats an old pic! like two years ago when I had dreads

and that other one is WEIJIA!!!! ATIF THATS A CLASSIC!

now if only someone had the sane kangaroo one

Hahaha ^

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she's gone now.

what I wanna say, I'de bone her, if I was a dentist

Wouldn't you bone her reguardless?

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You'd drill that girl if you were a dentist

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Wanna see that again!! Please, atif, please!!!

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i am totally sick of spiderman 2 adds, im watching the awesome fury of "The Great Escape" on TV and i swear that i have seen the at at least six times in the past 2 and a half hours

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i never even saw the first spiderman, those movies suck

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Today i'll have to wear a smoking.
All the girls love it, but i hate it!!! It'll be balltorture and neck torture, because the tie is damn tight.

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Do you consider it balltorture when your screwing those girls? Just get out there in your smoking and get laid!

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Haha. Wait, you go to school?

I'm sure they all would...
Looking later in the forum....
Yes...
They all said yes...

that isn't a problem man, it's all in my attachments:
http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...attachmentid=24

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what the hell is that
it sounds sexy

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That'd be a cool balltorture. But it's the trowsers. They're so high, that my balls scratch. Baah, ugly feeling.

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Well, why do you HAVE to wear anything?

Are you wearing anything???








Sorry, You Walked into That One Hehe.

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university, I study laws and it sucks.

thanks Atif for that pic, thats a metaltabs.com classic!!!

Ahaha, that picture is hilarious. Where is FBS anyway?

And why are random words highlighted as a link?

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i kind of like the two songs ive heard off of soundtrack to your escape

and that penguin is cool, but not was cool as this

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I hear the album isnt as bad as RTR, but it still is a step in the wrong direction.

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I hear Darko has 12" of raging fury. But thats only rumored..Nihilst likes to exagerate.

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just came back from an avarage popfestival with Peter Pan Speedrock. And I was really pumped up to mosh and stuff (their music is really good for that). But there were all these fuckers with Korn and Slipknot shirts who liked to punch everybody as hard as the can.

STUPID FUCKS, my back's black 'n blue. cumrags

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Niggers.

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I just saw the Anthrax Video "What Doesn't Die", and it kicks fuckin' ass, it DID have a BAN on the video, but it has been lifted.

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It was fun, even with a smoking.
And i saw a realy nice girl. this girl was fucking awesome. She was very well in moving her hips. It looked like planets moving around the sun. And i'm glad she isn't in my bed. I would have been finished after two minutes with her, because of that hip-swinging!!!

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that lusty tale was even more erotic due to its poor translation


and hey, i just figured out the title of the last

papa mow mow papa mow mow ET

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@ fear frost
whyd the anthrax vid have a ban?

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Well if you go to www.launch.com you can watch it for yourself, but the main reason is due to the zombies in it... Ya, its a lame reason.

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Hahaha.

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i just watched it...... shitty song..... shitty video. It should be banned

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Hey now, would you rather watch blink 182 on TV or anthrax?

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at least blink 182 is super hott (yes i used two t's!!!!) ... new anthrax sounds just as shitty as blink 182 to me anyways.

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Wasn't Keanu Reeves in a new Anthrax video? I find that funny

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i think he was in "safe home" sure as hell looks like him but i dunno... the kid cant act so im pretty sure its that matrix loser

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Jezebelle Bond is uber hot.

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YAY!!! FX JUST PLAYED THE EPISODE OF MARRIED WITH CHILDREN FEATRING ANTHRAX!!! WOOOOO

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Tonight every sinlgle anthrax video ever made is going to be on, after they host the video thing

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i pity you, i have to do four law subjects as a part of my business degree, ive done 2, they sucked, im almost done one, its a pain in the fucking ass, now i just have to look forward to studying the tax system

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I'll have all that to look forward to when I finally manage to get an accountancy job...

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How the fuck did they give an internal organ a name like spleen?
What kind of cultures evolve these kinds of words? Most words sounds so...weird if you think about it, it doesnt make any sense

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SHUT THE FUCK UP SPIKEY!

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I can't wait 'till i have the money for the anthrax DVD

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Fuck my English-knowldege. What does this sentence mean?

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heh, metal i was just goofing around. the little paragraph about that chick who was dancing was a little clumsy, and i was poking fun at it

that story was even sexier because of its bad englsih grammar

is one way to read that


btw, im not being critical, you speak english better than i speak german (i dont)

there are plenty of weird words like spleen, but the even funnier ones are the diseases people can get

gonorrhea-ever looked at the spelling?
kyphosis-k's and ph's, haha
cirrhosis of the liver-spelling again

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Jesus i hate projects. DNA is a bitch of a subject. Its better than the rest of shit in Bio, but you'd think that this shit would be easier.

Although I did just write 3 pages of shit in less than an hour with relative ease, especially not reading the book that was SUPPOSED to be used.

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It's just a way to communicate, don't analyze it too much.

i had a real weird dream yesterday
I dreamt that I was in some old apartment, and I was pressing a whole bunch of switches on the Air Conditioner to stop it from making so much noise. Then, a few seconds later, it started rumbling. You know how a soft-serve ice cream machine works? It was sort of like that, except that it started churning out really big pieces of Poo. They were at least 12-13 inches long. and, you know, i freaked out! So i thought that if i closed the jar of spaghetti sauce, it would stop, so i went to pick up the lid, but it had doo-doo on it! So i grabbed a paper-towel and picked it up and closed the jar. So that was my courageous tale.

I had a few other weird dreams before that too, they all involved people that I had seen or talked about earlier in the day.
first dream involved a Physics teacher that I almost got in trouble with the day, but in the dream, i was in a different class (a computer class i had taken before a year ago) in a different building, and he yelled at me for bringing the wrong book.
2nd dream involved the girl who plays George Lopez's daughter on the George Lopez show. (http://abc.go.com/primetime/georgel...iela_lusha.html)
In the day, my friend was talking about how hot she was. so in the dream, I was trying to play basketball with her at her house, but it was raining outside. Her dad was my old Math teacher (I had seen him earlier in the day washing his hands in the bathroom after i used it). I was trying to hit on her.
I forget the other one.

but it was as if Dream and Day United
Status Seeker: "Nothing is Sacred, you draw the bottom line with a dollar sign!"

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Throw in some porn and you've got a nice new Retch song there!

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Ahaha.

Atif, check out ld4all.com where they have a dream translator.

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I might check that site out too. I've had some really weird/strange/unsettling stuff go on in my dreams. Worth a laugh anyway...

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Oh yeah, I nearly forgot, Suffocation are playing London! So near, yet so far...

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i remember that night... i was up ALL night comforting you like a little child. Your so cute when your scared.

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no you weren't, you whore.
that was this morning

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Hahahaha, you guys are funny.

I'll probably drop out this year too, it really does suck, lol. but at least I'm getting my P-degree which can get me into any other study I want.

tax shit sucks even more, I'm not into economical laws, more in the crime scene stuff, which isn't that boring as the economical stuff.

Anthrax is playing over here, 22th june, fuck yeah!

AUUUUU, AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

watch the beat...

step up sucka, understand
don't you know, i'm the man

hi2u

OK, no avatar time. I look naked without one.

You looks wierd with out an avatar. Almost like...your naked.

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Economics is the gayest class Ive ever taken. We had to do this project of the theory of the "Glass Celing" and we had to go downtown to talk to minority and female employees and hear them bitch about how they arent getting ahead in the business because of their race/sex.

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yeah, its like looking at a newb. Get an Avatar, n00b!

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No. "n00bs" don't have 2000+ posts.

Why not?

I'm just used to seeing that Phoenix next to your name.

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Yeah well. If you remember, I used to change avatars every 2 nanoseconds. I had that one for too long - it got boring. I have no replacements for it.

Hey, don't you think i'd enjoy a new avatar? I can't find a good one within the limits.

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I know, 50x50 is way too small.

who was the poster who had a signature about a guy "jumping"

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Uhh... no idea.

powersofterror?

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Ah yeah, powers.

that was funny although i had no idea what it meant

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something he did in his dorm room i think.

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No. He posted something, and atif changed it. And powers thought it was funny. So he put it in his signature.

The story of my life, that is.

Oh well your the mod ill take your word for it lol.

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yeah it is. He was playing guitar along to Van Halen and his roomate walked in on him acting like a total fan boi.

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Hey Nihilist, how about I send you a picture of me and you can put it in a heart-shaped avatar?

Tomorow, my friend(s) are paying me 200$ together to put my face in his ass while he rips one. They think its a big deal for some reason, I just hope he isn't hairy.

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You all will be reincarnated as an imperial attack spaceturtle.

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make sure you get payed first, they can screw you very hard

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Oh baby. Please.

Yeah, that would definately suck ass if they screwed you on the money.

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I think I'm addicted to Cocoa Puffs. I'm on my 5th bowl...my plan is to turn them all into poo.

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damnit...I can smell weed from upstairs and I'm downstairs. And my friends mom is gonna wake up soon to go get straight with the lord. Whatever shall I do?

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use air refreshers and torch that shit.

What he said.

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You can also light a bunch of matches, that takes away smells easily. Frebreeze is good too. Whenever I've got a chick over and I have to drop the kids off at the pool, I light a match or two after and it makes the smell disappear.

They won't screw me over, old old friends are they. 200$ easy bucks man, who wouldn't do it?

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for $200 i would lick his fuckin asshole clean.... ill do it to atif for free

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i wouldnt

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Cause your gay..

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and you're too

Pff, they crapped out and offered 100$. I may be cheap, but not that cheap..come on.

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Oh, let's start with the gay jokes. NOW.

I don't like gay jokes.

they are for gays only, so let er rip BLS and ATIF!

Haha, last time I checked I had never met a homosexual metal male. Well, I guess that's all changed...