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2004-05-21, 22:00
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AC lyrics / controversial Lyrics
I wanna see what this world has got...post ur favorite Anal Cunt lyrics or any bands really controversial lyrics, i hope this is allowed with the administrators, i think that it would be really funny to see what we can find...my favorite is this one by Anal Cunt...
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
YOU FUCKING DYKE
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MAN
YOU WANTED TO BE A STRONG SINGLE MOTHER
YOU ORDERED A SENSITIVE, GAY POETS SPERM
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
INSTEAD OF A BRIGHT POET OFFSPRING
YOU'RE STUCK WITH A DROOLING RETARD
YOU WENT BROKE PAYING FOR SPECIAL CARE
YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
If this offends anyone i am truly sorry and please no hate mail, thats just annoying
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2004-05-21, 22:02
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all anal cunt lyrics are cool. The other funny lyrics are wannabe AxCx.
www.darklyrics.com
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2004-05-21, 22:06
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believe in jesus and have no fear,
because your redemption draws near.
"behold, i am coming soon!
my reward is with me
and i will give to everyone
according to what he has done!"
turn to jesus - trust in the holy son! [4 times]
believe in jesus and have no fear,
because your redemption draws near.
be alert! satan will deceive many people.
be prepared! for in the hour unknown
jesus christ will return!
to throw into the lake of fire
all what is evil.
to redeem the rightous and to kill the devil.
Umm who shoved a cross up this bands ass, but its hilarious!!!
Believe in jesus my ass...
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2004-05-21, 22:10
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hey doctor i love ur acoustic metal...it is so awesome, really! do u play live?
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Cadaverous wind blowing cold as ice...
I`ll let the wind blow out the light
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2004-05-21, 22:30
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Vaginal Jesus has controversal lyrics... good luck finding them on the web though
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2004-05-21, 22:35
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Gorgasm's lyrics are quite nice too.
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2004-05-21, 23:46
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Originally Posted by Cybris
hey doctor i love ur acoustic metal...it is so awesome, really! do u play live?
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yeah, we had like three shows in greece on our last tour (holiday, muhaha).
We do have a video and a split coming up with Nocturnal Blasphemy, you should add me on msn. |
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2004-05-21, 23:51
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Gorelord arent even aloud to print their lyrics with their cds in the US
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2004-05-22, 03:02
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not terribly offensive but "you fucking niggers" on they breed by malevolent creation stirred up a shit storm
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2004-05-22, 17:55
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Originally Posted by Undying_Hatred
Gorelord arent even aloud to print their lyrics with their cds in the US
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i bought one of there cds in the us and it has lyrics in therel......... |
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2004-05-23, 03:30
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The lyrics for Gorelord's second album 'Zombie Suicide Part 666, has been banned from chain stores in the US, Australia and Germany.
They were said to be the most depraved lyrics ever, and it was also said that Frediablo was a sick man who needs help.. ha ha,
what else is new?. This will result in the fact that the lyrics will not be featured inside the cd-booklet, and can only be downloaded
HERE
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2004-05-23, 03:54
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I have all Vaginal Jesus lyrics in .txt, and I have the cd.
14. Happy Hanukaust (4:02)
Your uncle is a bar of soap, your cousin is a lampshade
Your best friend is a candle, and you're a fucking jew
Your neighbors are a landfill, too bad you got away
But all the jews that didn't have rotted in the lime pits
50 years later, you've still got an agenda
For world domination, but you'd better think again
To when we had the upper hand, der furher had control
You kikes were in the cattle cars, then shoved into an oven...
Think of all the friends and family you lost...
Happy Hanukaust!
You claim six million, i wish it were true
But you're a pack of lying fucking jews
A holocaust memorial is built on the land
Where most of your relatives are buried in the sand
In bulldozed graves to cover the pollution...
Too bad you weren't part of the final solution
Wearing long sleeves to cover your tattoo
Will never hide the fact that you're a dirty jew
Think of all the friends and family you lost...
Happy Hanukaust!
Light the menorah and think of the time
When you sold out your neighbors for a handful of dimes
All those filthy jews... they must have been pissed,
They couldn't buy their way onto Schindler's list
Think of all the friends and family you lost...
Happy Hanukaust!
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2004-05-23, 05:09
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anyway i cna get all the lyrics??
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2004-05-23, 10:35
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Denimwearinghillbilly
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though nazism sucks, they know how to write serious lyrics.
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2004-05-23, 12:02
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Racist metal bands are funny. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
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2004-05-23, 18:17
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Here you are, prepare to laugh.
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2004-05-23, 18:47
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bugfucker strikes back.
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Originally Posted by DEAD
I have all Vaginal Jesus lyrics in .txt, and I have the cd.
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I haven't heard them, but shit, they sound funny.
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Originally Posted by Nihilist
The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2004-05-23, 19:31
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awesome!! thanks dead
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2004-05-23, 23:05
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Show up to your house with steel-toed boots
Kick your ass right off the roof
Then shove a coathanger in your cunt
And scrape out that nigger runt
ahahahahahahahhaha thats what they were saying. I thought they were saying "scrape up that nigger cunt" ahahahhaha thats fucking rad.
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