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Old 2004-05-05, 23:37
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Nomad --cudos !!!

You do a bang-up job interacting with your forumers here. Just wanted to let you know you're appreciated.

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Old 2004-05-05, 23:42
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Haha, that's almost as bad as that one time I was at Juvey and whenever there was a fight they'd make you say all this nice shit about the person that you had just beat the shit out of. Haha.
 
Old 2004-05-05, 23:54
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Haha, that's almost as bad as that one time I was at Juvey and whenever there was a fight they'd make you say all this nice shit about the person that you had just beat the shit out of. Haha.

hey man i really like the way you banged me up the ass the other day when i droped the soap
but you do, do a good job nomad!
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Old 2004-05-06, 00:09
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Old 2004-05-06, 00:24
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Lets buy Nomad a Cake, find out where he lives, and everyone of us here show up at his house/apartment, and surprise him.
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Old 2004-05-06, 00:47
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Old 2004-05-06, 09:36
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Old 2004-05-06, 11:08
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Haha, that's almost as bad as that one time I was at Juvey and whenever there was a fight they'd make you say all this nice shit about the person that you had just beat the shit out of. Haha.

Sounds like a girl version of Dissection...............always seems they want attention.
 
Old 2004-05-06, 12:07
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Lets buy Nomad a Cake, find out where he lives, and everyone of us here show up at his house/apartment, and surprise him.

and let delete79 select the cake
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Old 2004-05-06, 12:21
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it will fill BLS's critera too
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Old 2004-05-06, 13:12
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and let delete79 select the cake


Uhmm..... Let's see.... found it !!!!!!!

the greatest erotic cake ever made except that...... it's not nomad name on it and it's a birthday cake soooo.... it's not really appropriate .
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Old 2004-05-06, 13:16
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Old 2004-05-06, 13:23
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that is one rather amusing cake
... i mean

ha ha ha ha ha
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Old 2004-05-06, 19:24
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how the hell does he come up with that stuff

anyways, yeah Nomad, cheers to you, have another jupiler
 
Old 2004-05-06, 20:59
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Old 2004-05-07, 07:44
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Haha, that's almost as bad as that one time I was at Juvey and whenever there was a fight they'd make you say all this nice shit about the person that you had just beat the shit out of. Haha.



Hahaha thats almost as bad as this one time when I was at metaltabs.com/forum and there was this kid named my_cunts_numb and he drew pictures of us and then he ran off crying like a little jew banger. Haha.
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Old 2004-05-07, 23:25
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Yeah, Nomad is sexy.
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Old 2004-05-08, 07:02
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Old 2004-05-08, 20:02
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You sick puppies took a perfectly DECENT complimentary thread and bastardized it! And you did it so well !! BUT I WAS BEIN' SINCERE NOMAD!!!

I worked in a bakery and we never did cakes like that. Does Cookie Monster count? I did do a bikini cake though for a senior chief though and used those roundy pink coconut cakes for the boobs. He loved it.
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Old 2004-05-08, 20:57
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Id like it.
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Old 2004-05-09, 00:10
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You sick puppies took a perfectly DECENT complimentary thread and bastardized it! And you did it so well !! BUT I WAS BEIN' SINCERE NOMAD!!!

I worked in a bakery and we never did cakes like that. Does Cookie Monster count? I did do a bikini cake though for a senior chief though and used those roundy pink coconut cakes for the boobs. He loved it.

everyone loves a cake with boobs.
 
Old 2004-05-09, 06:17
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do they have cakes with pussies on them? Im horny and id fuck a cake....
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Old 2004-05-09, 09:11
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you sound like that guy from the movie.

maybe Bobbi can make you a cake like that, and maybe she wants to make one for nomad too
 
Old 2004-05-09, 16:17
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do they have cakes with pussies on them? Im horny and id fuck a cake....

Youd probably eat it after you were done too huh?
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Old 2004-05-09, 16:24
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Haha Corpse. Yeah, he probably would.
 
Old 2004-05-09, 16:55
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You sick puppies took a perfectly DECENT complimentary thread and bastardized it! And you did it so well !! BUT I WAS BEIN' SINCERE NOMAD!!!

Haha, I guess you knew this will happen

Moving to chit-chat

P.S. thanks for kudos btw
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Old 2004-05-09, 17:18
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Old 2004-05-09, 18:08
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Youd probably eat it after you were done too huh?


Of course.... Thiers people starving out there, id be an ass if i didnt eat it now wouldnt i?
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Old 2004-05-10, 05:29
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when doesn't someone corupt a nice, normal, good intentioned thread?
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Old 2004-05-10, 20:23
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Old 2004-05-10, 20:54
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it just doesn't happen

which is good, I say fuck nice threads and fuck nice people!

ya fucks!
 
Old 2004-05-10, 23:37
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Sure I could make a cake with a pussy on it. My cat, Smokey, is sitting right here. I could use HIM for a model .

You're welcome Nomad. You get the boob cake and BLS can have the kitty one. heh heh


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Old 2004-05-11, 04:07
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Old 2004-05-27, 20:10
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OR... you could make a cat cake with boobies... but it'll be more work, since cats like most mamals have 6 boobies instead of 2
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Old 2004-05-27, 21:22
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Old 2004-05-27, 21:53
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yeah, remember to keep metaltabs like it is!

hostile and fucking unfriendly!

now thats grim and necro for you!
 
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OR... you could make a cat cake with boobies... but it'll be more work, since cats like most mamals have 6 boobies instead of 2

Your fuckin dumb
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Old 2004-05-28, 02:03
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Sounds like a girl version of Dissection...............always seems they want attention.


Suck dick.

I actually prefer to be secluded, not the center of attention. I hate that shit.

And let me reiterate: SCREW YOU RIK!
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Old 2004-05-28, 10:44
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Your fuckin dumb


I at least learned something in biology class. Hence why i know most mammals have 6 boobies, but you couldn't even recognize one when it slapped you in the face
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Old 2004-05-28, 11:54
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Lets buy Nomad a Cake, find out where he lives, and everyone of us here show up at his house/apartment, and surprise him.


I know his adress. It's quite simple to get it, but i'm not the asshole, who'll post his adress in the net.

And yeah, keep it like it is!!!!
 
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so youl post your address and you can hand deliver it?
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or you will post your adress, so we can post it to you, so you can post it to nomad
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Hmmm... Sounds like there's a MUCH easier way of doing this.
 
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Sounds like a girl version of Dissection.


except that Dame has boobs and a penis unlike Dissection

(OOOH! DOUBLE BURN! [implying that Dame has a penis and Dissection doesn't])
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except that Dame has boobs and a penis unlike Dissection

(OOOH! DOUBLE BURN! [implying that Dame has a penis and Dissection doesn't])

::checks:: Nope. No penis. ::checks again but for something else:: Yep. Those are boobs.
 
Old 2004-05-31, 00:47
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::checks:: Nope. No penis. ::checks again but for something else:: Yep. Those are boobs.


HAHA !! Sounds like you're checking out one of their photo albums !! No penises , but, yep, those are boobs!!!
I have 3 boobs, Dennis, Bob, and Mike, and they're all different sizes.....
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