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Spanish!
It's a good language. Treat it properly, god damn it!
Those for whom Spanish is a second language are - for the most part - excused, however, if it's your first: Learn to use frickin' apostrophes!
Old Man's Child NOT Old Mans Child.
I'd like to apologise for starting a new thread over this, but it's a terribly important lesson & couldn't go elsewhere. And the fact that I'm loaded with self importance. So there.
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hola?
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[QUOTE=BLS]It's a good language. Treat it properly, god damn it!
Those for whom Spanish is a second language are - for the most part - excused, however, if it's your first: Learn to use frickin' apostrophes!
Old Man's Child NOT Old Mans Child.
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vete atomar por culo maldito hijo de puta yankee de mierda !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
puto gilipollas que llevais solo cien ańos de historia y os creeis algo..puto ignorante de los cojones que eres ....
tu y tu puto ingles de meirda que ni siquiera es tu idioma natal..porque sois como los sudamericanos para los espańoles (europa,..si...buscad un mapamundi) ,vuestro idioma no es ni vuestro!!! es de inglaterra ....
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hablo el puto ingles como me sale de las pelotas ..understand it blond cock?
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Im glad you found a translator
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ustedes tiene jodiendo también mucho veces en manos
vous tout a aussi fucking le beaucoup de temps sur vos mains
En u heeft iedereen te veel tijd neuken op je handen
Ik kan een klereinternet vertaler ook, haan scheuten gebruiken
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ustedes tiene jodiendo también mucho veces en manos
vous tout a aussi fucking le beaucoup de temps sur vos mains
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no shit man talk knocks, of that kolder nothing
ha ha ha, the translator failed
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Haha. I'm SOOOO lost here. Fuck translators.
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No me moleste !!! No me moleste !!! El pollo loco ....... 
Puedo al servicio, por favor?
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Скоро к кочевнику будут присоединяться к нашим разрядам, и Австралийцы появятся от их положения(позиции  и приймут мир, mua ха ха ха
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Haha, pick another translator, this sentense is pointless 
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Номад скоро соединит наши австралийские ряды и после этого, мы распространим от нашей южной крепости для того чтобы take over мир!
better?
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Номад скоро соединит наши австралийские ряды и после этого, мы распространим от нашей южной крепости для того чтобы take over мир!
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i dont know how - позиции - came up
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Farkin' oath mate, its a ripper of an idea, cobber.
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Fuckin' 'ell, lar, you Ozzies don't 'arf crack out some boss lingo! But de do doe, don't de doe?
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My, my, you Australian fellows speak some excellent colloquial language! But they do though, don't they though?
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Please dont start talking ghetto. It gives me a fuckin headache to hear a bunch of homos talking about how ghetto they are.
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Man Folio quit cha Playa H8'n DAWG.
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Fuckin' 'ell, lar, you Ozzies don't 'arf crack out some boss lingo! But de do doe, don't de doe?
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My, my, you Australian fellows speak some excellent colloquial language! But they do though, don't they though?
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Hey Def, you could:
Invite 'er down the battle cruiser for a few bevvies. You could 'ave a pinta Nelson and she could 'ave 'arf a Mahatma. Won't cost ye more than a deep sea diver but bring a Pavarotti wiv ye just in case. If it's kosher by last orders, jump a Joe Baxi back to your gaff and give 'er some good ol' how's ye farver.
For those unfamiliar with Cockney Rhyming slang:
Invite her down to the pub (battle cruiser=boozer=pub) for a few beverages. You could have a pint of Stella (Nelson=Nelson Mandella=Stella) and she could have half a shandy (Mahatma=Mahatma Ghandi=shandy). It won't cost you more than Ł5 (deep sea diver=fiver=Ł5) but bring Ł10 (Pavarotti=tenor=tenner=Ł10) with you just in case. If all is good by last orders, jump a taxi back to your place and have sexual intercourse with her.
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good shit john! you made me laugh, but thats not gansta! oh wait!
don't make me bust a cap in yo ass ya thug!!!
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It will be when she turns into a bunny-boiler the next mornin', rips all ye best whistles to shreds and then throws your arse down the apples! You might 'ave to sort her ol' man out wiv a Chelsea smile!
(It will be when she turns into a jealous lover the next morning, rips all your best suits (whistles=whistle and flutes=suits) to shreds and then throws you down the stairs (apples=apples and pears=stairs)! You might have to administer to her husband a few choice cuts with a knife to the mouth!)
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I'll drink to that (or indeed anything)!
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I'm going to have a random guess of what I think it means:
These games are shit! More power to everyone!
Completely non-related but am I right?
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yeah, thats exactly it, because I have no idea what I said
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I think you said: good, my crazy friend.
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These games are shit! More power to everyone!
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I really wonder how you thought it was something like
this!Didn't get one word right!
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2004-05-08, 21:32
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lol, im from mex but, many of the words you said are like old insults that now nobody uses here....
like you say chupame el pene (suck my penis) or compadre (like buddy) but we use words like camarada or compa [abrev of compadre] to say buddy or verga as cock and stuff like that, or maybe that insults you said are from spain or i dunno
lol i found at least 1 or 2 errors in almost every message posted
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2004-05-09, 13:05
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Originally Posted by HELLBLASTER-666
I really wonder how you thought it was something like
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Hahahahaha! Oh well, at least I tried, haha!
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