I like Pizza sauce.

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Its hard. That poll IS utterly gay... but i do like pizza sauce

uhm... this one is for you power soft

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Now is the time for all foxes to jump over the lazy dog.

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now its time for my triumphant fucking return, thats what.

been too busy drinking beer in the sun last weeks

eh? Didn't know you left...
Last time I got drunk was last Friday, and I don't remember much.

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I didn't leave, I just wasn't around for a while

Does anyone know the bands Machine Gun Romantics or Well of Souls?

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no, but i remember how good van halen is

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Hehe, me too! Just listened to them today and it fucking rocks!
Blah...
Damn, I'm pissed. All I have now is 40w kustom guitar speaker, cos I blew up my fucking 240w Yamaha... Goddamn... this sucks...

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mmmmm pizza sauce

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a freind let me borrow the Opeth dvd man its fucking sweet!

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none of the shops around here have it im thinking im going to have to order it off the net

cool, i sent an email to the EMG tech department on tuesday night and they replied this morning. sweet
i was asking about pickups and stuff

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Today is a good day, no work, on sunday im going to Toronto to visit the old man, and its my fat cats birthday today (8 years old).

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you back dude?

I'm listening to a recording of a band I play guitar in, its a drunk cover of smoke on the water, haha

Weelllll, Wells of Souls happens to be an okay dark metal band (badass lyrics). The singer owns a store down the street from me.

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Wow, Im gay now. Who knew.

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What the hell are you, a woman or something?

Who the fuck remembers a thing like that!?! I mean.......ffffFUCK! Just seems utter ridiculous to me, and beyond pointless.

"Here you go kitty cat, a nice little ball of twine for you! Cause you KNOW it's your birthday!!?"

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Cat Lady.

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Bwahaha!

I didnt know Anne Rice had a book called Memnoch The Devil. I guess thats what your name is from. (?)

Random stupidity.

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hey darko:

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs..._ithaka_tab.htm

FOOOOUND ONE!

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Yes. Hopefully some fags on here will finally realize this too.

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I've known ever since I joined, and seen you post. Read that book too many times.

I didn't mean you man, you're smart and you know good metal.

The book is quite good too. Most of the story fucked with me for a while, but the ending was quite killer.

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im sorry

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Meh, i've already forgotten about it anyway.

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Hahahaha, I've never read that book.

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sorry to bore you all with lots of long shit again

The following are questions and answers collected from year 11 british students exams, THEY ARE REAL RESPONSES [i.e. no spelling mistakes] [i cut this back a bit]

Q: Name the four seasons
A: Salt, Pepper, mustard & vinegar

Q: Explain one of the procedures by which wather can be made safe to drink
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in thi fight.

Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist that you are well endowed [and so they should ]

Q: In a democratic society, how important are the elections?
A: Verry important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q: What are steriods?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q: What happens to a body when you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When a farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q: How do you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow

Q:How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U

Q: What is a fibula?
A: A small lie

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q: Give meaning to the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean secture is a district in Rome

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A roman emperor

Q: What is terminal illness
A: when you are sick at the airport

Q: Give and example of a fungus. WHat is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas

Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (do dishes)

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab or Seikh wears on his head.



and that finishes that

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me neither

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Yeah, I've met some pretty stupid people too. It's pathetic when someone asks a clerk at Universal Orlander where the bugs bunnies are...
And I've know some dumbasses who didn't understand that when daylight savings comes in the spring, we "lose" an hour of sleep. and vise versa.

Oh that reminds me...
Daylight saving is THIS SUNDAY! Set your clocks ahead an hour....

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The reason I know something like that, is beacuse I like my cat, hell hes scooby doo, and im shaggy, where pals, hell hes right next to me right now. And its not dumb at all, hell people dress their pets in clothing, or make them wear/use insane shit on them (e.g.) my aunt has a shock caller for her dog, and every time it barks she shocks the damn thing, and she has an "underground fence" basicly its a fence that runs around her property, and the dog wears this caller, and ever time the thing comes near it it gets shocked... NOW THATS BEYOND POINTLESS!!!

P.S. Anne Rice Sucks.

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I have an election, but im sure its B9

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Ooooh boy.


Its raining like a mother fucker. Thunder and lightning too!

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Right on. I'll be checking this out for sure.

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Whatever. People have enough dates to remember without having to include their pets birthdays and the like. It's really a woman thing too. You're the first male i've heard of to keep track of such pointless information.

I don't care whether you like Rice or not......she isn't the greatest of writers, but that book was good.

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Daylight saving finished on the weekend here

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I cut out all the Qs and As cause its too long to quote. You are sure these people are "normal"? Some of that stuff sounds like lame jokes. How old are these students. I have never met anyone that was even close to being that ignorant.

year 11 = form 5 = about 16

edit: ohh, and its from different students, not just 1

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a link for the fans of pizza sauce

http://www.hdpvidz.com/vidz/Deicide...x-javis-HDP.mpg

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I will make an effort to get that book. I usually only read when i absolutly need to, but this is an exception.

That Quo Vadis tab is not complete. Its right though, i played through the tab last night.

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is the sonic flesh rippibng torment cd by carcass a live one or something, cause im trying to test my powertabbing skills by a song off it but it has different timing to the song on the Reek of putrifaction cd

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I just finished recording with the Uni band. If anyone want's a copy, it won't be done for a while. It's a professional recording, so it should sound good. ....any of you who would be interested in contemporary wind band music.

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you should do some metal songs apocalyptica style

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I feel sorry for you.
I'm not.

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No dude, Apocalyptica did some new and "cool" shit, but if bands like that keep coming up, it's gonna suck...
It's no good...

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yeah.

colds beer on hot friday afternoons are good

Meh, I have another recording session tomorrow morning and another again on Sunday morning....so I shouldn't drink

I met this guy who wants to play classical music metal style. Ain't that weird. It would only work if the drums were good and thrashy.

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I just de-virginized my toliet.


Phew.

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a just filled my belly button

it's a real bitch to clean i tell ya

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Have you ever eaten your belly button lint?

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No, i am not really gay, jackass, but look at the title of the thread.

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No your not gay, just experimenting

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this thread is shit

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Fucking A, MANU.

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gay gay gay

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Get down and blow my horny horn

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Speaking of gay, guitarenvy plays guitar with all colors of the rainbow

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Shut up, you douche.

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hah! yeah , whatta fag. and great name for this thread.

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Ducksucktion - he wasnt even talking to you. You fucking penis wrinkle

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lets ban him

maybe hes offended cause he too loves the colors of the rainbow but then again who can honestly say they dont love neon purple?!


lets ban this thread shittiest rtt i think i have ever seen

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I am tired of seeing Undying Hatred fuck with everyone. He comes up with the gayest insults i have seen since Weijia.

And corpsevomit, why are you worried about something i said to U_H? Did i offend you by making fun of your man?

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agreed.

its all because of dicksucktion and undying hatred. I hope they catch herpes this weekend

What did i do? Honestly? Its not like i am arguing, i just did what everyone else does, and told him to shut his fucking face. I'll make the new RTT.

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No, lets not. And seriously Dissection; all this bullshit bickering enhanced ever since you came back from your "I'm Grounded" stage. It's not just you, but you do fan the flames. So lets all kindly shut the fuck up and move on.

Hows the weather? Spring Break here and its cold as hell.

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Fuck Yeah!!!!! I like Donuts. And Born Of the Flickering is a good song. Haha, I gave Galder an email yesterday.....I wonder if he even reads his Dimmu mail.

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What did you say to him?

"I listen to you while bathing in pizza sauce!!!"

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I was under the impression this one was being closed, thats why i started the other thread.

To add to that, have fun.

-B.

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Why the hell would you be under that impression? No one mentioned or hintinded that it would be closed. Has an RTT ever been closed for reasons other than +300 posts? No.

And I take it your not posting anymore. Cheers.

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hahahahahaha, you'd think so wouldn't ya?

nawww, I want "The Rape of the Holy Trinity." It's in the style of the Born of the Flickering album, with a different version of "What Malice Embrace." THAT's what I want!

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Ha his whiney ass thread got closed. For some reason I wish it didnt so he could post to himself.

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What the fuck is going on.

Nothing important, but Conan the Destroyer is a badass movie.

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I have no clue, but in 15 hours ill be in Toronto for a week, and lets hope this bull shit will be over with...

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I think Metaltabs hit a little snag...hasn't been anything funny or good to have a conversation over in a couple weeks.

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Yeah, I noticed. It's really boring.

for some reason BBQ tastes different at 12:30 at night...

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Well i've got good news and bad news
bad news is I won't be able to practice much guitar 'cause i'm starting a part time job on Monday

Good news is, i'm saved a lot of money by switching to Geico.

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where are you working?

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a small thrift shop, i get paid 20% commission for stuff i sell
i bet it's usually slow, so i get to study during work so it's cool

i'll use the money to save up for new pickups
I was deciding between EMGs and Dimarzios
I've decided to go with the passive Dimarzios, because i can put on brown bobbin toppers (pickup stickers) on em. it'll look good with rootbeer metallic finish on my guitar.
you can't do that with EMGs, nope, nope, nope
i'll try em out some other time with a different guitar
i was thinking i would buy the OLP John petrucci model (the cheaper version of his EBMM sig. model), and put EMGs in there. it's 350 bucks, it's a good guitar

i'm pretty bummed out about the practice deal 'cause i was getting noticeably better. oh well

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Just play on breaks. Or mabye buy one of those little keychain guitars. Yeah, do that.

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Whats the name of this thrift shop??

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have you played the olp??? I hated them, they also make musicman basses which are shit. they're like the epihone's of gibson.

EMG's are nice if you're looking for one sound. not versatile though, I'de go for s-d's or dimarzio's any day.

oh and you can paint your emg's brown

I want to know why you want to paint the pickups.

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because he wants brown ones.

you know, camouflage. he doesn't want people to know he actually plays guitar

hahahha That would look kind of odd though. I could go for some brownies right about now

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that defeats the whole purpose of playing

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not really, playing guitar isn't only about beeing cool

i guess i should have put sarcasm quotes around there owell to late now.....but i could edit it?!?!

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I know you dont mean it but, if you only play guitar to impress people your a jackass and should be smacked.

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And you should die.

Get on with life.

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Oh good one fag. I thought you said you werent coming back to this thread. Go post in Comfortably Numbs threads jackass.

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Hahaha. You guys are cute together, ever thought of starting a relationship?

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Hahaha.

Yeah, that "Not Posting" guilt phase lasted for about a day. They always come back....allwaaaysss.





Online Poker rules!

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It's called "Bargain Bazar" (heh), it's on Roosevelt and Ardmore. It's pretty easy to notice 'cause it has all these tacky neon colored signs with poor spelling in the front.
if you visit me, i might try to sell you something shitty, so watch out.

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yeah, you're right. ideally, i want to appear as a brown silhouette, that'd be sweeet.

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Do you sell Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum??? Ill buy some of that. So hmm 20% commission on 5 cents would be 1 cent! Your welcome!

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i'll have to get back to you on that tomorrow

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Question @ dutchy guys, how much would it cost me aprox. if i'd order some SD invaders at my local music shop?

On a sidenote, i had my first lucid dream Friday, but it was very short before i returned to normal dreaming. But its so fucking weird to realize your dreaming and actualy seeing yourself in a "dream" mirror

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