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Some Humor for you miserable fucks
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clown metal
stalagmite metal
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pork, the other white metal
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When you've spent an entire evening dining on the corpse of a dead virgin chances are you need to brush your teeth. But most toothbrushes just can't get rid of those meaty chunks of human flesh that get stuck in between your teeth. We're proud to offer you the ultimate metal dental solution: "The Reaper" from Soulgate!
This unique toothbrush features solid steel bristles and an scythe for picking out those meaty chunks of human flesh that no other toothbrush could possibly remove! So enjoy all the human flesh you want, cuz "The Reaper" will handle the cleanup!
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2004-03-28, 15:35
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That shit was funny.
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Thats pretty humorous
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damn straight, it's not even funny anymore.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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God, that was a good laugh.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2004-03-28, 23:52
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How big of a homo would you have to be to spend all that time and energy just to do that.
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I think it is amusing...
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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I got one or two laughs out of it, overall it was boring.
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I need one of these...
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AHHHH, that's a godsend! 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2004-03-29, 03:27
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sorry bout the whorin'
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That guy in 17.jpg is from Liverpool and he's streaked all over the world at famous sporting events. He streaked during a Liverpool game last season with 'Rooney' and below it '18' (Wayne Rooney plays for Everton - the second best team in Liverpool {there are only two, hehe} - and his shirt number is 18) on his back and an arrow pointing to his arsehole. What could it possibly mean? *cheeky grin aimed at Everton fans*
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That mockery site was funny.
Platypus metal!! 
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LMAO! For some reason i dont think thats a fake pic
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I was just gonna say, I dont think its an edit.
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candyland metal
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pork, the other white metal
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhaahahah thats great
I have a mullet classification poster its pretty kickass
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this is so stupid....
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i posted that because i didnt know it was a joke, i thought it was a poser page...
then i thought it was funny.... 
im not the miserable fuck you think i am...
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i posted that because i didnt know it was a joke, i thought it was a poser page...
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Awesome, great to hear that. And by the way im 13 too |
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so.. if you are 13... and your profile says you have 6 years playing guitar then you started playin since you were 7?
cool...
i have 4 years playing drums and just 1 with the guitar...
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so.. if you are 13... and your profile says you have 6 years playing guitar then you started playin since you were 7?
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i prefer drums, because the drummers around here really suck, they can barely use double-pedal.... and in guitar mmmm... i dunno how to say what i play in gutiar because the covers of Bm i play are not too difficult.. and i have some inventions....so  i dunno how to answer that one....
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huh?
my english sucksss...
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lol ok haha
and what r u up to at the guitar?
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I'm learning some theory on scales and modes and how they can be applied to soloing. I am doing some advanced excersizes and lessons on various websites. I am learning Serrana part 1 by Jason Becker, I know about half of it. Learning some Michael Angelo and i just got an Yngwie Malmsteen book. I am also learning some death metal stuff even though i find it pretty easy. I hear Children of Bodom is pretty advanced stuff and a lot of people on here are giving up on learning it. I think i will learn some COB.
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awesome....... 
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at drums i play some Mike Portnoy stuff, i also play Devourment songs, and Dimmu Borgir's (when nick barker was still in dimmu) and i have a group where we play some kataklysm, mortician, and stuff like that....
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Well if i knew more about drums I would give you some better feedback but unfortunately I don't. But death metal i've listened to has some pretty crazy drums in it so you are awesome according to me |
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jajaja well thx
do you also play some blues on the guitar???
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I haven't really learned any blues songs but i can improvise blues music. I dont really like that kind of music very much.
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You do know theirs a thing called privite message?? Know need to take up too pages worth of a bullshit conversation in MY thread.
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haha, nice. look at the 5 neck gibson!
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heh, yeah, xiao xiao #3 was the one I was trying to find. #5 and #7 aint too bad either
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