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Old 2009-12-31, 11:11
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Exclamation 2010 MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Everyone have a great time tonight, get fucking drunk you bunch 'o homos!!

I'm getting totally hammered on beer and Moët & Chandon!

A few quotes to start us off!!

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
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Old 2009-12-31, 12:15
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Happy New Year, cunts! I'll be working until late tonight but i'll surely sneak a few drinks in
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Old 2009-12-31, 12:24
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Happy New Years everybody! I'll be getting pissed on a bottle of delicious Tullamore Dew

Hope everybody else has a great night
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2009-12-31, 12:41
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Old 2009-12-31, 13:31
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I must beat last year's record of getting kicked out of places.
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Old 2009-12-31, 14:19
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I drank all my beer last night.

Hopefully my gf approves of another drunken night. '

Have a good one cunts!
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Old 2009-12-31, 16:43
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I'm getting totally hammered on beer and Moët & Chandon!


Is it in a pretty cabinet?

Happy New Year to all y'all. If you drink, don't drive. Let someone else. And DON'T MAKE ANY BABIES TONIGHT!!!!!

Mothertabs has spoken.

Have a blast. I'll probably be asleep or watching the 3 Stooges marathon with the old guy til we crash.
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Old 2009-12-31, 18:19
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I drank all my beer last night.

Hopefully my gf approves of another drunken night. '

Have a good one cunts!

lolsrsly? Why didn't you save it for tonight?!?
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And DON'T MAKE ANY BABIES TONIGHT!!!!!

Too late... and it's only 5:53pm
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old 2010-01-01, 07:10
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Hahahaaa oh my that was a cool night. My head is like it`s filled with little explosions and my balls are like they were bitten by some fireants...I was sooooooooo smacked yesterday...I love it

Hope every single one of you bitches drank a few good bottles of whatever...




Edit: Ahhh fuck this girl with this glitter-hairspray, my clothes (ESPESIALY MEH MELECHESH-SHIRT ) are full of that shit
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Old 2010-01-02, 04:45
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What's everybody's new years resolution?

I have decided to not smoke any cigarettes. This will be easy because I don't smoke, anyways.
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Old 2010-01-02, 07:51
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Well nothing special. Only I want to drink more.
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Old 2010-01-02, 10:02
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My start of 2010 was fucking crazy. Went to Amsterdam with some friends and my girlfriend, got pretty pissed on beer and champagne. We went back to my place, took a while with the cab, got there at 4 at night.

When approaching the place I live I saw a burning pile of paper and fireworks, right where the house is. Weird. Opened the door and found a girl sitting on the stairs looking like a zombie. Heard noise, remembered my housemates on the lower floor had a huge ass party that I promised to go to.

Oh, wait the drunk chick on the stairs made sense. Walked upstairs, found about 30 people there and to my surprise there were a bunch of old friends. (I share some friends with the guy that lives a floor below me) Discovered 15 crates of Krombacher on his balcony. Needless to say, we decided to have some beers.

At 6:30 I was getting kinda tired so me and the miss went upstairs, just to find my downstair neighbour making out with a girl in my kitchen. haha. Told him to get a room. He told me his room was all cleared out for the downstairs party, remembered that and said, fuck it, use the kitchen.

Went to sleep, woke up at 1 in the afternoon, girl went out to go to the shower but she came back screaming what the fuck! Turns out some fuckhead puked in the shower, haha. Girl went apeshit and ran downstairs to verbally fuck up everyone that was alive down there. Never seen her that angry.

Few guys came upstairs with their tails between their legs, they cleaned up the shower. Decided I wanted to take a bath instead, so we went to my parents place. Went to do some family shit in the evening and ended up drinking cognac with my uncle. Had a fun time. Slept long today but I feel pretty stabilized now.

My new year's resolution is discovering some new single malt's, making more time for music and enjoying the hell out of my coming snowboard trip
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Old 2010-01-02, 10:31
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Haha hour for hour you may have been drunk more than me Def. Try Glenfiddich and Highland Park if you haven't already
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Old 2010-01-02, 13:37
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I have the Glenfiddich 12 yrs, 12 yrs caoran eserve, 15 yrs solera reserve, 18 yrs, 21 yrs cuba reserva and a 30 yrs old, I guess that qualifies me as a fan

Highland Park is on my list for 2010! Good call!

Got a birthday tonight, fuck, this week is hard on my head.

I think the non-smoking resolution is a pretty good one too. I don't smoke either but kissing with chicks that have smoken is like sticking your tonque into an ashtray. It's kinda fucked up but I hear it works the other way around too
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Old 2010-01-02, 17:23
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Def, I can totally understand your woman's perspective on the anger thing. Been there done that. And it made people scatter and get busy! Women have the balls no matter what anyone else says.
Glad everyone had a good new years. Mine was good, too.
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Old 2010-01-03, 11:26
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Def, I can totally understand your woman's perspective on the anger thing. Been there done that. And it made people scatter and get busy! Women have the balls no matter what anyone else says.
Glad everyone had a good new years. Mine was good, too.


It was pretty impressive!! I think I've never seen anything with a uterus so angry!

Best wishes for 2010 to you too Bobbi!
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