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Old 2007-04-22, 08:24
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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Old 2007-04-22, 08:28
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Old 2007-04-22, 08:50
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Play some Defeated Sanity and brutalize the vagina.


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Old 2007-04-22, 08:58
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Old 2007-04-22, 09:06
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I'd recommend testicular clamps. But they can be quite uncomfortable and cost approximately 60% of your manhood.


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Play some Defeated Sanity and brutalize the vagina.


summer is 'ere an' it's fuckin' fuckin' buzzin
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Old 2007-04-22, 11:04
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Old 2007-04-22, 11:58
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Old 2007-04-22, 12:39
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Old 2007-04-22, 13:15
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Old 2007-04-22, 14:50
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"Lordi finds new bassist for upcoming tour!"


haha, good one.

Or, how about..

"Lordi members to get reamed in the ass by Devil horns, as new ritual sparks outcry from pop-metal fans."
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Old 2007-04-22, 15:01
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Old 2007-04-22, 15:34
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Old 2007-04-22, 15:55
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This wins.

(If anyone's interested, the square is actually the Prime Minister of Finland.)

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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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Old 2007-04-22, 17:47
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Old 2007-04-22, 17:53
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Old 2007-04-22, 18:55
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