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Old 2006-10-29, 09:31
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Anyone going/gone to interesting Halloween parties?

Last night was not fun. Why is it that everything I do doesn't quite go as well as planned?

The plan was for us all to meet up with friends in town and just go to all the clubs n stuff, but I felt really ill so I convinced everyone to just stay in and forget going out. Later that night we heard that there was a halloween house party just around the corner. I already felt ill as fuck so we decided to relax at the house party. The only problem is we didn't actually know anyone at the party, and we needed costumes to get in. So we all searched the house for some costumes and, as my friends opted for the obligatory scream masks and facepaint, me being me chose to wear a pair of very very very tight childrens speedo's and a very very very tight pink girls playboy vest - thats all.

We roll up to the house and knock on the door and the hostess reluctantly lets us in. At this point I was expecting the party to be full of 17 - 18 year old college kid scumbags. I walked into the front room only to be confronted by an average age of about 30. (Me and my friends are all around 20) Needless to say costume did not recieve the results I had previously expected. The "oh my god look at him he's so outrageously funny" reaction I had anticipated had in reality been more of a "what the fucking hell is that?" kind of look.

It was at this exact point that I truly understood the meaning of the word regret. Everyone else was dressed as cool mafia members or army soldiers. My friends seemlessly blended in with their masks as I, a six foot plus skinhead, stood awkwardly in the kitchen alone the entire night wearing a child's vest and speedo's. Although to be fair I did make some new friends, and showed them videos on my phone of myself flapping my naked penis around.

We left this party pretty early.








So, anyone else having as much fun as me this Halloween?
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Old 2006-10-29, 09:49
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Old 2006-10-29, 10:26
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I went to a party. There were pumpkins with faces. I drank a bottle of Jameson's and called a gay man a disgusting faggot in front of his friends. A good time was had.
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Old 2006-10-29, 10:27
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Last night was not fun. Why is it that everything I do doesn't quite go as well as planned?

The plan was for us all to meet up with friends in town and just go to all the clubs n stuff, but I felt really ill so I convinced everyone to just stay in and forget going out. Later that night we heard that there was a halloween house party just around the corner. I already felt ill as fuck so we decided to relax at the house party. The only problem is we didn't actually know anyone at the party, and we needed costumes to get in. So we all searched the house for some costumes and, as my friends opted for the obligatory scream masks and facepaint, me being me chose to wear a pair of very very very tight childrens speedo's and a very very very tight pink girls playboy vest - thats all.

We roll up to the house and knock on the door and the hostess reluctantly lets us in. At this point I was expecting the party to be full of 17 - 18 year old college kid scumbags. I walked into the front room only to be confronted by an average age of about 30. (Me and my friends are all around 20) Needless to say costume did not recieve the results I had previously expected. The "oh my god look at him he's so outrageously funny" reaction I had anticipated had in reality been more of a "what the fucking hell is that?" kind of look.

It was at this exact point that I truly understood the meaning of the word regret. Everyone else was dressed as cool mafia members or army soldiers. My friends seemlessly blended in with their masks as I, a six foot plus skinhead, stood awkwardly in the kitchen alone the entire night wearing a child's vest and speedo's. Although to be fair I did make some new friends, and showed them videos on my phone of myself flapping my naked penis around.

We left this party pretty early.








So, anyone else having as much fun as me this Halloween?



hahahahahaha you get that a lot dont you
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Old 2006-10-29, 11:45
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Old 2006-10-29, 12:24
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Not exactly a party, but I'm doing this thing in a kid's parade. Started last year, I think. It's me and tow other guys, two of us on marching snares and the other on marching bass drum. Just doing different cadances, preferably those done by my old and their current high school (I was in the band, and even though I played tuba, I memorized all their cadences for snare). This is also cool because since it's halloween, I get to wear my spikey armbands!!! METAL!!!1 FOR KIDS!!!!1
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Where did you get that pink playboy vest?
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Old 2006-10-29, 12:29
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Last night was not fun. Why is it that everything I do doesn't quite go as well as planned?

The plan was for us all to meet up with friends in town and just go to all the clubs n stuff, but I felt really ill so I convinced everyone to just stay in and forget going out. Later that night we heard that there was a halloween house party just around the corner. I already felt ill as fuck so we decided to relax at the house party. The only problem is we didn't actually know anyone at the party, and we needed costumes to get in. So we all searched the house for some costumes and, as my friends opted for the obligatory scream masks and facepaint, me being me chose to wear a pair of very very very tight childrens speedo's and a very very very tight pink girls playboy vest - thats all.

We roll up to the house and knock on the door and the hostess reluctantly lets us in. At this point I was expecting the party to be full of 17 - 18 year old college kid scumbags. I walked into the front room only to be confronted by an average age of about 30. (Me and my friends are all around 20) Needless to say costume did not recieve the results I had previously expected. The "oh my god look at him he's so outrageously funny" reaction I had anticipated had in reality been more of a "what the fucking hell is that?" kind of look.

It was at this exact point that I truly understood the meaning of the word regret. Everyone else was dressed as cool mafia members or army soldiers. My friends seemlessly blended in with their masks as I, a six foot plus skinhead, stood awkwardly in the kitchen alone the entire night wearing a child's vest and speedo's. Although to be fair I did make some new friends, and showed them videos on my phone of myself flapping my naked penis around.

We left this party pretty early.








So, anyone else having as much fun as me this Halloween?

You should have gone as BEANHEAD!!! That would be awesome.
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Old 2006-10-29, 13:43
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I definately wanted beanhead to go, but I left the mask at home before I even knew there was a party. I got the vest from a friend. (male). Don't ask me why he keeps kids speedo's and vests in his bedroom.
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Old 2006-10-29, 14:03
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Halloween is a recent tradition here, only a couple of years old.

people dress up their kids in some of the faggiest costumes i've ever seen, they dance around like gay midgets and then get their candy stolen by teens with, almost unbelievably, gayer costumes than the kids.
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Old 2006-10-29, 14:05
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I went to a "halloween party"...4/20plus ppl dressed up. I was going to be "Captain Black Metal"..but my makeup and costume didn't go through from a friend of mine.
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Old 2006-10-29, 14:05
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i went and saw some black metal (averse sefira). the band didnt come on until 2 o'clock and there were literally like 20 people in the whole club. they still played a fuckin awesome set and i went ape shit hte entire time. it was like having one of your favorite bands play live, just for you. plus, they took my song request.

some of the supporting bands were pretty killer as well. one lead singer from another band was dressed like a viking...he had a sword and a hallowed out cow horn from which he drank copious amounts of alcohol. they played a cover of death-crystal mountain that was fair, but hte best part was when he unsheathed his sword and did the charge pose. fuckin epic.

i knew of a few parties but opted not to go cause i needed my live metal fix. there were 2 worthy bands that played outa 7, but it was still fun as shit.
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Old 2006-10-29, 14:10
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Halloween is a recent tradition here, only a couple of years old.

people dress up their kids in some of the faggiest costumes i've ever seen, they dance around like gay midgets and then get their candy stolen by teens with, almost unbelievably, gayer costumes than the kids.

hahahah awesome. so did you steal anybody's candy this year?
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Old 2006-10-29, 14:14
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but hte best part was when he unsheathed his sword and did the charge pose.



Was that as gay as it sounds?
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Old 2006-10-29, 14:50
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hahahah awesome. so did you steal anybody's candy this year?


yes, last year, dressed as a hobo. oddly enough, everyone thought i was wearing casual clothes.
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Old 2006-10-29, 15:39
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Not really a party but I went to a halloween metal/shitty others show that Gordy (Zertonshfits for people who know not yet) was playing in with his thrash/metalcore band. We missed the shitty screamo band, stayed outside for the emo/rock band, and enjoyed Gord's band, crazy Death Metal band, and kickass thrash metal band. I didn't dress up for candy though. Hah
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Old 2006-10-29, 15:45
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yes, last year, dressed as a hobo. oddly enough, everyone thought i was wearing casual clothes.

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Not really a party but I went to a halloween metal/shitty others show that Gordy (Zertonshfits for people who know not yet) was playing in with his thrash/metalcore band. We missed the shitty screamo band, stayed outside for the emo/rock band, and enjoyed Gord's band, crazy Death Metal band, and kickass thrash metal band. I didn't dress up for candy though. Hah



Who was playing? I'm too lazy to go to MM. lol.
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Old 2006-10-29, 16:00
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Grim, KVLT, boss, man. You look primed to rip the balls of some christian fag.
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