2006-04-08, 02:01
|
|
Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Rimouski, Québec, Canada
Posts: 74
|
|
Death Clock Metalocalypse
__________________
It's always funny until someone gets hurt...and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical!
Quote:
Originally Posted by PIONEER
Should you throw your underwear away after you had a wet dream?
Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Make sure you smell them before they dry to make sure you don't have any diseases.
|
|
|
2006-04-08, 02:08
|
|
HES BAAACK
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: slaying all the giants
Posts: 9,967
|
|
holy crap i was going to make a thread about this an hour ago or so
wow
anyways this will rule
__________________
www.myspace.com/crownedmusic
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j136/transient_shirts/Banner.gif
|
2006-04-08, 02:58
|
|
wigger/redneck/drunkard
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: austin tx
Posts: 2,234
|
|
yea i saw a commercial for it last night. youtube is down right now, but the commercial had finntroll and shit in it. looked pretty promising.
|
2006-04-08, 03:01
|
|
slack as fuck
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Goddamn maritimes..
Posts: 3,395
|
|
ooh!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Soulinsane
Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
Priceless!
|
|
2006-04-08, 03:10
|
|
Life is pain.
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Australia
Posts: 4,510
|
|
What is it??? It's down, someone tell meeeeeeeeeeeee
|
2006-04-08, 03:39
|
|
Die Young.
|
|
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,633
|
|
Death metal....animated...grocery store called "Finntrolls"...I'm almost sold.
What channel is this going to be on in the US? Comedy Central? I want to know to see if it will play here.
__________________
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
|
RIP moe.
|
2006-04-08, 03:45
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,723
|
|
Apparently it's airing on some channel called "adult swim".
|
2006-04-08, 03:46
|
|
HES BAAACK
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: slaying all the giants
Posts: 9,967
|
|
adult swim = late night carton network programming. family guy, robot chicken, etc ... offbeat comedy
this is an animated series about european metalheads
__________________
www.myspace.com/crownedmusic
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j136/transient_shirts/Banner.gif
|
2006-04-08, 03:51
|
|
Die Young.
|
|
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,633
|
|
hmm..maybe our "Comedy Network" will gobble it up...haha, although it looks kind of stupid.
__________________
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
|
RIP moe.
|
2006-04-08, 04:58
|
|
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Angelskingarden
Posts: 2,395
|
|
You're all going to hate this ... but ...
James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett contributed voices to it.
yeah.
Its like if someone told you to think of a hot tanned girl with erect nipples covered in warm oil and then told you to think about a fat hairy guy in a tub of milk.
I'm still probably going to watch the show religiously.
|
2006-04-08, 05:47
|
|
Lo, they do call to me...
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: virginia beach, VA
Posts: 2,209
|
|
i know how i am going to spend my august nights
__________________
Too grim to function
|
2006-04-08, 05:50
|
|
Die Young.
|
|
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,633
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Holland
James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett contributed voices to it.
|
GAHAHAHAHAHA.
__________________
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
|
RIP moe.
|
2006-04-08, 16:36
|
|
Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Rimouski, Québec, Canada
Posts: 74
|
|
from Turnerinfo :
Dethklok is a Norwegian heavy metal band. They are incredibly talented and insanely popular. But Nathan Explosion, William “Murderface,” Skwisgaar Swigelf, Toki Wartooth and Pickles are also stupid… dangerously stupid. No matter what they do, be it playing sold-out festival gigs or going to the grocery store, Dethklok leaves a path of destruction and murder behind. The series Death Clock Metalocalypse will debut in August. Brendon Small, known as for his role as Brendon Small on the Adult Swim series Home Movies, and Tommy Blacha are co-creators and executive producers. Mark Hamill joins Small and Blacha on the voice cast. James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett of Metallica make guest appearances. Blacha and Small also write and perform Dethklok’s extensive oeuvre of heavy metal music for the show. The series is being produced at Titmouse, Inc. in Los Angeles. Twenty episodes have been ordered.
__________________
It's always funny until someone gets hurt...and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical!
Quote:
Originally Posted by PIONEER
Should you throw your underwear away after you had a wet dream?
Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Make sure you smell them before they dry to make sure you don't have any diseases.
|
|
|
2006-04-08, 16:41
|
|
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
|
|
DO YOU FOLKS LIKE COFFEE???
GONNA GET SOME MILK!!!
That looks thoroughly retarded. I will definitely watch it anyway.
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
|
2006-04-08, 17:04
|
|
Quantum.
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 2,149
|
|
European metalheads? That's us? Haroooooga...
I would definetly like to have a food library called Finntrolls though.
__________________
Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
|
2006-04-08, 18:47
|
|
Die Young.
|
|
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,633
|
|
Do you Euro's call it a Food Library?
__________________
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
|
RIP moe.
|
2006-04-08, 19:37
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,723
|
|
Yeah, of course they do.
|
2006-04-08, 20:41
|
|
Drugged Unholy
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Philadelphia Area
Posts: 2,458
|
|
Adult Swim is pretty much the only basic cable shit I watch, other than the occasional comdey central standup or movie, so I'm definitely looking forward to this.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetalThrashingMad
I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by viewer_from_nihil
the song serial cocksucker changed my life
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
|
|
2006-04-08, 20:55
|
|
HES BAAACK
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: slaying all the giants
Posts: 9,967
|
|
anyone know anything about the show length? 15 mins?
__________________
www.myspace.com/crownedmusic
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j136/transient_shirts/Banner.gif
|
2006-04-08, 21:44
|
|
Noob lud
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Upstate New Yaawwk
Posts: 3,499
|
|
Haha, I love how the drummer says "douchbags".
__________________
9/23
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddy
Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
|
|
2006-04-08, 22:17
|
|
El Diablo sin pantalones
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Yggdrassyl
Posts: 4,321
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Do you Euro's call it a Food Library?
|
I'm going to beat someone to a cripple if I ever hear someone call it that way..
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
Why would you sig that?
|
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.
|
I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
|
2006-04-10, 15:30
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: In the midst of the unholy
Posts: 1,293
|
|
this show caught my eye as well as the trailer for the barbarian dude (i forget names). All the scenes shown in the trailer are of him killing someone in a gruesome way, it looks hysterical.
__________________
If im not back in 15 minutes...
Wait longer
|
2006-04-11, 00:18
|
|
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: St. Louis
Posts: 3,003
|
|
Hells yeah, that looks great. I am so watching that when it airs.
|
2006-04-17, 04:33
|
|
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
|
|
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
|
2006-04-17, 04:51
|
|
Throbbing Member
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Californeeway
Posts: 7,909
|
|
EXTREME FOR YOUR CREAM!!
__________________
Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
|
2006-04-17, 04:57
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Land of Dust
Posts: 3,551
|
|
I will watch this. I am so glad my brother got a hacked satellite receiver, now with 700+ channels, but all I'll be watching is this during the summer... and porn.
and it was "Scream for the cream".
Though it's probably going to give metalheads bad rep in a sense due to the large uneducated masses, I won't give a fuck, at least metal gets exposed with humor rather than with the hateful and scornful bullshit it gets covered on TV with(ie: jackasses blaming music or video games for Columbine or some other shit, etc.).
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
(Did you know In Flames had a 2005 album called "Come Clarity"? How prophetic. I think they're trying to tell us all their sperm are dead.)
|
Last edited by Soeru : 2006-04-17 at 05:05.
|
2006-04-17, 05:11
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,156
|
|
ahhh that food library shit is the best
__________________
Quote:
Originall Posted By problematic
Im a quadraplegic.
Youve made me cry
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by problematic
Metal Monkey: retarded comments galore.
|
RIP this guy
|
2006-04-17, 06:04
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Down the street from nHoE
Posts: 1,716
|
|
Sounds good. As BB said, Comedy Network should get it. And about Kirk and James, couldnt be as bad as Dave on Duck Dodgers.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by IlikeRiffseveryone
im 50 percent irish and 100 percent pain. (SHAKE DOWN!!!!)
|
NECROTIC
Canadian Brutal Death (So you know it's good)
|
2006-04-17, 10:54
|
|
Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: NSW, Australia
Posts: 96
|
|
thats awsome
__________________
i dont play metal, i play wood
R.I.P Rick D
Quote:
Originally Posted by BeastOfCarrion
Get 'chuppa chup' (like the lolly pops) tattooed down you dick. That will impress the ladies.
|
|
2006-04-17, 11:06
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,156
|
|
also there all playing gibsons
__________________
Quote:
Originall Posted By problematic
Im a quadraplegic.
Youve made me cry
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by problematic
Metal Monkey: retarded comments galore.
|
RIP this guy
|
2006-04-17, 12:15
|
|
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
|
|
http://www.brendonsmall.com/media.html
At the bottom, new Death Clock theme.
Also, from Wiki:
"The show is basically about a (half-American/half Norwegian) metal band that is about a million times bigger than the Beatles. But a million times more dangerous and a millions times more stupid. This show promises violent murder. Violent violent murder. And metal."
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
Last edited by far_beyond_sane : 2006-04-17 at 14:01.
|
2006-04-17, 14:24
|
|
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
|
|
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
|
2006-05-11, 14:28
|
|
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
|
|
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
|
2006-05-11, 14:34
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 1,865
|
|
this looks badass. its probably gonna have that spinal tap type humor.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddy
Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
|
|
2006-08-02, 02:48
|
|
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
|
|
The name is Skwisgaar Skwigelf (Skw·IS·gar Skw·IG·elf). I was born in Sweden, but now Im the fastest, most extremely skilled metal shredder of the entire planet, Earth. Toki Wartooth is second best. The only thing more brutal than my ego, is my GODLY guitar skill. Dethklok is my band, and it is the heaviest and most deadliest force this pathetic rock Earth has offered. Music to me, is not art. Art is stupid. There is only food and death. So music is both food and death. Every day I wake up, I drink beer, eat a live cow or baby (which ever is closest in reach), shred my guitar, and sleep with women... and drink more beer, and kill life with Dethklok. I use Gibson guitars (my Gibson Explorer), Krank amplifiers(Krankenstein), Line 6 pedals, and Elixir strings.
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
|
2006-08-02, 07:26
|
|
Registered Sex Offender
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: La Follette
Posts: 2,400
|
|
Should be bad ass. Brandon Small is actually a very good guitarist. I wonder who does the drums?
__________________
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
|
2006-08-02, 16:34
|
|
Quantum.
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 2,149
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zertonshfits
Sounds good. As BB said, Comedy Network should get it. And about Kirk and James, couldnt be as bad as Dave on Duck Dodgers.
|
Don't you downtalk that!
I sincerely hope that it somehow finds it way to Scandinavia... I'm moving into an appartment with cable TV.
Let us all give praise to FBS for bringing the enlighment of this show to us, and keep him in our remembrance, whenever we have a cup of coffe with cream on.
Tell me, those you listed as the inspirations for the characters - are they also the ones who're doing the playing?
__________________
Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
|
2006-08-02, 20:18
|
|
Throbbing Member
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Californeeway
Posts: 7,909
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
The name is Skwisgaar Skwigelf (Skw·IS·gar Skw·IG·elf). I was born in Sweden, but now Im the fastest, most extremely skilled metal shredder of the entire planet, Earth. Toki Wartooth is second best. The only thing more brutal than my ego, is my GODLY guitar skill. Dethklok is my band, and it is the heaviest and most deadliest force this pathetic rock Earth has offered. Music to me, is not art. Art is stupid. There is only food and death. So music is both food and death. Every day I wake up, I drink beer, eat a live cow or baby (which ever is closest in reach), shred my guitar, and sleep with women... and drink more beer, and kill life with Dethklok. I use Gibson guitars (my Gibson Explorer), Krank amplifiers(Krankenstein), Line 6 pedals, and Elixir strings.
|
This gives me hope.
I knew that fucker looked like Devin.
__________________
Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
|
2006-08-03, 01:04
|
|
Lo, they do call to me...
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: virginia beach, VA
Posts: 2,209
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus
Don't you downtalk that!
I sincerely hope that it somehow finds it way to Scandinavia... I'm moving into an appartment with cable TV.
Let us all give praise to FBS for bringing the enlighment of this show to us, and keep him in our remembrance, whenever we have a cup of coffe with cream on.
Tell me, those you listed as the inspirations for the characters - are they also the ones who're doing the playing?
|
if you are talking about them playing the instruments, then no, the creator brendon smalls, and the co-creator do all the playing
__________________
Too grim to function
|
2006-08-03, 01:10
|
|
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: St. Louis
Posts: 3,003
|
|
When does the show air in August? I am so gonna watch it.
__________________
DETH TOLL!!!
Keep checking for new crap.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus
It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
|
|
2006-08-03, 12:54
|
|
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
When does the show air in August? I am so gonna watch it.
|
Soon! For some reason, August 6th comes to mind.
For those of you like me who live overseas, I will no doubt be getting copies of the shows as soon as humanly possible.
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
|
2006-08-03, 15:10
|
|
HES BAAACK
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: slaying all the giants
Posts: 9,967
|
|
FBS just check youtube/google video etc. i betsomeone will upload it for a few days before it gets pulled
anyways it airs this sunday at 1145 EST
__________________
www.myspace.com/crownedmusic
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j136/transient_shirts/Banner.gif
|
2006-08-03, 15:28
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: brazoria,texas(south of houston)
Posts: 1,077
|
|
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by xdislexicx
friends don't let friends play krank.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Def
nah man, nah, I had an itchy ballsack!
|
forget wall of marshalls look at this wall of engls!
http://www.engl-amps.com/pics/newsp..._stevemorse.jpg
www.tdiclub.com
|
2006-08-07, 03:48
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: D-town biatch!
Posts: 755
|
|
Hahaha I'm watching it now, it's pretty funny.....
__________________
http://soundcloud.com/white-t
|
2006-08-07, 03:55
|
|
wigger/redneck/drunkard
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: austin tx
Posts: 2,234
|
|
that shit fuckin rocked!! can't wait until next week
|
2006-08-07, 03:56
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1,278
|
|
It is pretty funny, but way too short. The singer has to be based on corpsegrinder Fisher, ha. I couldn't understand a damn thing they were saying though.....
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
|
|
2006-08-07, 03:59
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: May 2006
Location: virginia
Posts: 172
|
|
fucking funny as hell
|
2006-08-07, 04:01
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1,278
|
|
You have to compliment the writers, they deifnately know their metal. The cannibal corpse references in the grocery store were hilarious.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
|
|
2006-08-07, 04:05
|
|
Wasted Custom User title
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Minneapolis.
Posts: 5,002
|
|
hahahah yeah
HAMMER SMASHED FACE... Aisle 3.
i like the end
thats a great song title
SEWN BACK TOGETHER WRONG BACK TO TOGETHER
__________________
This is my signature.
|
2006-08-07, 04:08
|
|
Lo, they do call to me...
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: virginia beach, VA
Posts: 2,209
|
|
i am pleased : )
__________________
Too grim to function
|
2006-08-07, 07:27
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: tn
Posts: 300
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeathCS
hahahah yeah
HAMMER SMASHED FACE... Aisle 3.
i like the end
thats a great song title
SEWN BACK TOGETHER WRONG BACK TO TOGETHER
|
my favourite parts. i mean, norwegian death metal, cannibal corpse jokes, and a flying citadel. yes. i believe i will keep turning my tv on for this.
|
2006-08-07, 10:31
|
|
El Diablo sin pantalones
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Yggdrassyl
Posts: 4,321
|
|
has anyone seens episode two on youtube yet? It's hilarious.
Search for the preview. The first three parts are the first episode.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
Why would you sig that?
|
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.
|
I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
|
2006-08-07, 17:04
|
|
El Diablo sin pantalones
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Yggdrassyl
Posts: 4,321
|
|
DO YOU FOLKS LIKE COFFEE? REAL COFFEE?
I want to tab out the coffee song now
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
Why would you sig that?
|
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.
|
I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
|
2006-08-07, 17:33
|
|
dsnt trust ne1 < 30
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Home is where the <3 is
Posts: 8,881
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Holland
...Its like if someone told you to think of a hot tanned girl with erect nipples covered in warm oil and then told you to think about a fat hairy guy in a tub of milk. ...
|
Sounds like ATHF.
I saw the commercial for it last night during Family Guy and hubby was getting ready to go to sleep. He heard it and wanted to know wth it was.
Amadeus, if you go to a food library do you have to return the food in 2 weeks or pay a fine like a regular library?
__________________
My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
|
2006-08-07, 17:41
|
|
Die Young.
|
|
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,633
|
|
I watched all the youtube videos, pretty entertaining show.
__________________
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
|
RIP moe.
|
2006-08-07, 17:54
|
|
Metal As Fuck!
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: LR AR
Posts: 2,680
|
|
That show rules! The music slays too!
__________________
__________________
__________________
__________________
__________________
R.I.P. Dimebag
My Music
BuildTheMusic.com is your #1 FREE online guitar resource center.
|
2006-08-07, 20:20
|
|
Throbbing Member
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Californeeway
Posts: 7,909
|
|
It had some good parts. Too short, though. I was kind of hoping for more satire - but they're signed for 20 episodes, aren't they?
__________________
Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
|
2006-08-07, 21:09
|
|
HES BAAACK
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: slaying all the giants
Posts: 9,967
|
|
you could, if not still, view the whole episde on adult swim's website
__________________
www.myspace.com/crownedmusic
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j136/transient_shirts/Banner.gif
|
2006-08-08, 10:19
|
|
Pokémon Master
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Some grim and utterly pointless evil location(Aus)
Posts: 3,740
|
|
__________________
"Press Ctrl+w to enter: The realm of Power Metal!" - a promise from johnmansley
Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
(\_/)
(x.x) (> <)
Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
|
2006-08-09, 01:28
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Down the street from nHoE
Posts: 1,716
|
|
On Comedy Network?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by IlikeRiffseveryone
im 50 percent irish and 100 percent pain. (SHAKE DOWN!!!!)
|
NECROTIC
Canadian Brutal Death (So you know it's good)
|
2006-08-09, 14:37
|
|
Metal As Fuck!
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: LR AR
Posts: 2,680
|
|
Cartoon Network
__________________
__________________
__________________
__________________
__________________
R.I.P. Dimebag
My Music
BuildTheMusic.com is your #1 FREE online guitar resource center.
|
2006-08-14, 03:55
|
|
wigger/redneck/drunkard
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: austin tx
Posts: 2,234
|
|
that new one was fuckin killer.
|
2006-08-14, 03:57
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1,278
|
|
MURMAIDER! MURMAIDER! MURMAIDER!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
|
|
2006-08-14, 03:57
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: May 2006
Location: virginia
Posts: 172
|
|
fuck yeah .......................mermaid..........er!
|
2006-08-14, 04:07
|
|
Die Young.
|
|
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,633
|
|
I want to see more of Korgoth, that first episode was pretty damn good.
__________________
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
|
RIP moe.
|
2006-08-14, 06:27
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: tn
Posts: 300
|
|
ohhhh, that beginning can't be beaten. and i love the tracks. good stuff.
|
2006-08-15, 00:07
|
|
Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Rimouski, Québec, Canada
Posts: 74
|
|
__________________
It's always funny until someone gets hurt...and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical!
Quote:
Originally Posted by PIONEER
Should you throw your underwear away after you had a wet dream?
Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Make sure you smell them before they dry to make sure you don't have any diseases.
|
|
|
2006-08-15, 01:05
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 503
|
|
"It's metal. For fish."
|
2006-08-15, 01:42
|
|
Wasted Custom User title
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Minneapolis.
Posts: 5,002
|
|
this has to be the best show ever.
__________________
This is my signature.
|
2006-08-15, 01:47
|
|
HES BAAACK
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: slaying all the giants
Posts: 9,967
|
|
last nights episode was lame imo
__________________
www.myspace.com/crownedmusic
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j136/transient_shirts/Banner.gif
|
2006-08-15, 03:10
|
|
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
|
|
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
|
2006-08-15, 07:39
|
|
Wasted Custom User title
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Minneapolis.
Posts: 5,002
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Transient
last nights episode was lame imo
|
I thought it wasn't as good as the first one until I saw it again today. It was much better the second time seeing it.
__________________
This is my signature.
|
2006-08-15, 07:40
|
|
Lo, they do call to me...
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: virginia beach, VA
Posts: 2,209
|
|
i think the second one was awesome, especially the opening thing with the horse and the members dying : )
__________________
Too grim to function
|
2006-08-15, 13:15
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1,278
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MoonRaven
i think the second one was awesome, especially the opening thing with the horse and the members dying : )
|
I love how the producer just tripped on his first step and cracked his head open.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
|
|
2006-08-15, 14:01
|
|
El Diablo sin pantalones
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Yggdrassyl
Posts: 4,321
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by 4d5e6f
"It's metal. For fish."
|
"Fish don't have no good metal to listen to."
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
Why would you sig that?
|
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.
|
I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
|
2006-08-15, 21:22
|
|
Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Rimouski, Québec, Canada
Posts: 74
|
|
mermaider, the mermaid murderer was br00tal!
__________________
It's always funny until someone gets hurt...and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical!
Quote:
Originally Posted by PIONEER
Should you throw your underwear away after you had a wet dream?
Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Make sure you smell them before they dry to make sure you don't have any diseases.
|
|
|
2006-08-16, 18:22
|
|
New Blood
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 17
|
|
has any one figured out how to play the solo for the "duncan hills" coffee song?
|
2006-08-16, 19:00
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: terra firma
Posts: 6,940
|
|
epsiode 2 was about music for fish right?
|
2006-08-16, 19:04
|
|
Wasted Custom User title
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Minneapolis.
Posts: 5,002
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by visa
has any one figured out how to play the solo for the "duncan hills" coffee song?
|
yeah that was a kinda sweet solo.
__________________
This is my signature.
|
2006-08-16, 22:37
|
|
Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Rimouski, Québec, Canada
Posts: 74
|
|
There should be a Dethklok tab section. Then tell that to Brendon Small, i'm pretty sure he's gonna talk about it in one of his shows. Maybe he also gonna add a couple of jokes about Transient. Who knows
__________________
It's always funny until someone gets hurt...and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical!
Quote:
Originally Posted by PIONEER
Should you throw your underwear away after you had a wet dream?
Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Make sure you smell them before they dry to make sure you don't have any diseases.
|
|
|
2006-08-17, 07:12
|
|
New Blood
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 17
|
|
I found some guitar pro tabs, but I can use those, so that sucks.
|
2006-08-19, 19:28
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Monterey, CA
Posts: 3,635
|
|
you can watch the new episode on adult swim fix. its pretty badass.
|
2006-08-21, 06:52
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: D-town biatch!
Posts: 755
|
|
The new one tonight kicked ass... I don't think they are capable of a crappy episode.
__________________
http://soundcloud.com/white-t
|
2006-08-21, 08:45
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Monterey, CA
Posts: 3,635
|
|
i loved the brutal bday present!!
"NOOOOOOTTHHHHHINNNG!!!!!"
|
2006-08-21, 15:47
|
|
Metal As Fuck!
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: LR AR
Posts: 2,680
|
|
Ha! What about the beginning. Muderface playing slap bass with the cock. He even does some lil triplet slaps with it. That shit was hilarious. That birthday song fucking slays too!
__________________
__________________
__________________
__________________
__________________
R.I.P. Dimebag
My Music
BuildTheMusic.com is your #1 FREE online guitar resource center.
|
2006-08-21, 16:10
|
|
wigger/redneck/drunkard
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: austin tx
Posts: 2,234
|
|
i thought that episode sucked. the 2nd one was way better.
however, i agree. "NOOOOOOTHHHHHING" was pretty hilarious.
|
2006-08-21, 16:12
|
|
Die Young.
|
|
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,633
|
|
I hate how the shows are so damn short. How can they even get away with that shit.
I'm looking forward to Korgoth.
__________________
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
|
RIP moe.
|
2006-08-21, 18:05
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Monterey, CA
Posts: 3,635
|
|
yea it sucks they are so short. kinda makes me think of music...older albums were usually fairly long..then in recent years people were putting out whole albums that were about half an hour ...slackers.
dr rockso was pretty funny too
|
2006-08-21, 21:21
|
|
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
|
According to the Dethklok MySpace site, the inital character designs were inspired by actual heavy metal artists.
* Skwisgaar Skwigelf – Alexi Laiho (Children of Bodom)
* Toki Wartooth – Peter Tagtgren (Hypocrisy)
* William Murderface – Geezer Butler (Black Sabbath)
* Pickles the Drummer – Devin Townsend (Strapping Young Lad)
* Nathan Explosion – George Fisher (Cannibal Corpse)
I was mostly wrong.
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
|
2006-08-21, 21:53
|
|
Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,982
|
|
Eh, you got Geezer and Devy, and I got Corpsegrinder (Dyldo will back me up on that). And I doubt either of us would've gotten Laiho (maybe if he'd made out with another guy), leaving only the shame of not recognizing Tagtren. Which is unbearable. Excuse me as I fall on my sword.
|
2006-08-22, 10:33
|
|
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
|
|
My picks for the guitarists are closer to the real characters.
But fucking fuck it, I should have got Fisher.
"THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO - KILL MYSELF. WOULD THAT BE BRUTAL ENOUGH FOR YOU? ME BEING DEAD??"
(Anyone got an Episode 3 torrent?)
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
|
2006-08-22, 12:00
|
|
El Diablo sin pantalones
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Yggdrassyl
Posts: 4,321
|
|
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
Why would you sig that?
|
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.
|
I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
|
2006-08-22, 19:44
|
|
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: St. Louis
Posts: 3,003
|
|
The cake was good. A cake covered with mercury frosting. "That's Metal!"
__________________
DETH TOLL!!!
Keep checking for new crap.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus
It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
|
|
2006-08-23, 00:51
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: The United Republic of Hell
Posts: 1,171
|
|
im not reading all 5 pages of posts here, but does anyone know what channel this is on? Teletoon or Comedy... or something else i dont have?? That preview in the first post was awesome
|
2006-08-23, 00:52
|
|
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: St. Louis
Posts: 3,003
|
|
Cartoon Network.
You can also watch the episodes on youtube and adultswim.com
__________________
DETH TOLL!!!
Keep checking for new crap.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus
It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
|
|
2006-08-23, 01:02
|
|
Die Young.
|
|
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,633
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MorbidGuitar
im not reading all 5 pages of posts here, but does anyone know what channel this is on? Teletoon or Comedy... or something else i dont have?? That preview in the first post was awesome
|
Yah, us Canad's are fucked for watching it on TV...right now anyways.
__________________
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
|
RIP moe.
|
2006-08-23, 01:55
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: The United Republic of Hell
Posts: 1,171
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
Cartoon Network.
You can also watch the episodes on youtube and adultswim.com
|
Adultswim.com says "Viewing available in continental US only" What the hell's the point of that?? Oh well, i watched it on youtube, it was pretty cool
|
2006-08-23, 02:09
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Monterey, CA
Posts: 3,635
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MorbidGuitar
Adultswim.com says "Viewing available in continental US only" What the hell's the point of that?? Oh well, i watched it on youtube, it was pretty cool
|
yea i forgot to mention that when i read the other posts before. it is pretty weak....luckily its on youtube as well.
|
2006-08-23, 02:48
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,723
|
|
Yeah, it's good that the episodes are short enough to be put on YouTube.
I just found out Mark Hamill is part of the voice cast...how awesome is that?
|
2006-08-23, 02:52
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: The United Republic of Hell
Posts: 1,171
|
|
why did they put them all in parts? can you find one of a whole episode so i dont have to screw around looking for the next part of the show?
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|