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Old 2005-05-29, 18:22
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im a stupid kid that needs help with homework... what do i do? come to metaltabs!!!


i was given this valedictorian speech to do for french class (im not the valedictorian by the way, and i go to a french school)
ive never done this before and i dont know what to write...

any help would be appreciated...
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Old 2005-05-29, 18:25
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Old 2005-05-29, 18:26
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damit... im gonna get flamed arnt i?
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Old 2005-05-29, 18:29
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do you live in france?
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Old 2005-05-29, 18:31
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Old 2005-05-29, 18:38
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ah well whats the speech on?
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Old 2005-05-29, 18:48
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what id say to my friends at the end of the year... i just dont know what to write... i looked up on the internet for ideas but it came up with highschool and college stuff like "the teachers are so helpful" and "a wise man once said' blah blah blah'" ... 1. my teachers are assholes and i dont know anywise men or women...
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I can't wait till a mod sees this....morons asking for help.
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Actually, I think I like this thread, for some of us SMATER people and college students maybe, this may become interesting.

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Old 2005-05-29, 19:13
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Actually, I think I like this thread, for some of us SMATER people and college students maybe, this may become interesting.

Only one rule: John can't ask any calculus/physics questions here!!


yay i havnt been flamed yet!!!
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Old 2005-05-29, 19:18
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what id say to my friends at the end of the year... i just dont know what to write... i looked up on the internet for ideas but it came up with highschool and college stuff like "the teachers are so helpful" and "a wise man once said' blah blah blah'" ... 1. my teachers are assholes and i dont know anywise men or women...


Take from an old lady, that's what the rest of life is gonna be like. Think about a few friends you've had throughout the years or one teacher that you really learned a lot from or turned your head around and made you like a subject more. Don't try to conglomerate them all together. It will be too discouraging.
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Old 2005-05-29, 19:19
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If you see a quote you like, use it, if you don't then don't. When my youngest graduated the speech the kid gave was hysterical. He was a class clown and ragged on students, teachers, and other staff. The place was in stitches. When he walked out and took the microphone, walked to the edge of the stage and sat down with his legs hanging over we knew something was up. I knew the kid and his dad so I was prepared. I dont' suggest you do it that way necessarily, but use your imagination and lie if you have to.

Good luck with your paper.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2005-05-29, 19:23
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thanks for the help
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Old 2005-05-29, 19:38
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Old 2005-05-29, 19:58
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Dude...you're writing in this thread.....no reason why you cant write on PAPER too.

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Old 2005-05-29, 19:59
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Dude...you're writing in this thread.....no reason why you cant write on PAPER too.



i have the ability to write i just dont know what to write about
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Old 2005-05-29, 20:01
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If you see a quote you like, use it, if you don't then don't. When my youngest graduated the speech the kid gave was hysterical. He was a class clown and ragged on students, teachers, and other staff. The place was in stitches. When he walked out and took the microphone, walked to the edge of the stage and sat down with his legs hanging over we knew something was up. I knew the kid and his dad so I was prepared. I dont' suggest you do it that way necessarily, but use your imagination and lie if you have to.

Good luck with your paper.


HA HA HA! yeah ive seen this done before. i remember i was at the neighbor kids graduation from pre-school. i was babysitting for their family at the time so i went with them. during thier graduation at the park, my freinds drove by yelling and cursing out loud, with an air horn mooning me and the little kids. ho ho, that was funny but traumatizing.

This is threads a good idea probably. is f_b_s a private tutor?
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Old 2005-05-29, 20:12
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Ah for fucks sake, I thought it would be some actual homework! Why do you need help on it? It's not exactly hard! Mention shit about your favourite teachers, how they helped you with subjects you were struggling on, say thanks to them and to the headmaster, mention funny events, put in some witty anecdotes, etc etc. Basically bullshit your way through. Piss easy.
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Old 2005-05-29, 20:20
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And wtf did I say??? Geez! Kids just don't pay any attention to their elders.

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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2005-05-29, 20:23
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Heh, whoopsie, I was in a rush. I put it into simpler words though, maybe that'll help him out!

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