Damn right!




Yeah, you don't want to carry a knife, especially (as someone mentioned earlier) if you don't intend to use it.

Anyways, if you pull a knife, he'll pull a gun and if you send one of his guys to the hospital, he'll send one of your guys to the morgue. You gotta love The Untouchables, but there's a message there somewhere!

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You think bringing a knife with you is a bad thing? Hell in the "South End" of Dartmouth the wiggers carry screwdrivers with them.

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Hey you live in Canada! Theres no violence in Canada!

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You would think that, but thanks to american pop culture we do...

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John, you rule, man! Personal invite from Karl. Damn. DAAAMN.

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You know what the funny thing is? I sent this email to John saying I was Karl Sanders. I think he bought it. hehehehehehehehehe

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Hello everyone, I'm at home now using a computer with windows 95 and a dial up connection....jesus fucking christ I type faster than the letters appear on the screen Speaking of which, I just saw the Passion for the Christ and I must say, that was a dumb movie. Haha, I even saw grown men go out of there crying, I went out of there snickering to myself. It was more of a Cannibal Corpse album cover than a movie about god. Yeah, AND I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO RECORD MYSELF ON THE PC!!!!! YAYYYY!

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That movie ruled. Its was like pure gore

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yeah there was a few things that i thought were fishy there:

"I just stumbled across some of your Nile tabs online ,"

why would he search for his own tabs online?

"My heart is touched."

what the?????

"Certainly, transcribing Nile songs is a damn near impossible task, given the tuning ,
production, and speed itself of the guitar stuff on those CD's."

I don't know what Karl's personality is like, but he's sort of tooting his own horn there.

"If you like, you are welcome to join me at one our shows backstage , and I would be happy to show you how some of those riffs are actually played. "

that sounds possible but unlikely


what was the email address? you don't have to give the whole thing, just the beginning part. if it was something like Metalman_Landon@hotmail.com, iLoveShemaleCock@yahoo.com or something like that, than it was probably Landon (metal=life).

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Hows that hot asain chick your living with Landon? Bump uglys yet?

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Happy Pi Day everyone.
What did I get for Pi Day?
News that the CoB date I was going to go to in NYC is sold out.

So.....
No CoB in April.
Hellfest is in NJ instead of being like 30 minutes away from me this year.
The closest Ozzfest is coming is like 5 hours away.
The CD store hasnt gotten my CC album in yet.
And I gotta do this damn English paper, but thats the least of my worries.
Just an update on my crappy life.

Boo fucking hoo.


But at least I have my health, I guess.

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Don't know if this has been posted before, probably, since I don't usually play Flash games.

Anyway - http://www.andrewconner.pwp.blueyon...pinguxtreme.swf

My best score:

dang, i could only get 956.38
it all depends on the bombs you land on

the guy who made it knew a thing or two about projectile motion though.

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888.1

I've got so many ideas, but so little time!

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mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
i am best

1085! (about, i got it a while ago)

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no, I am the best

http://obelix.jol.hu//pingu/pingu3.jpg

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995.3 on my first go.

I had a good weekend, watched the footy, got wasted(They served me at the bar for once) and stole a keg. They arn't heavy but carrying one about 6-7 km on your shoulder they start to weigh a bit.

isnt that a different one??

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Who won the footy anyway?

St. Kilda - acording to dad

shows how much attention i pay to such things

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Fuckers. I support Geelong.

geelong were winning at 3/4 time
they scored 2 points in the last quarter
they lost

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So cynical, Atif, so cynical!




Karl is a regular visitor to the Nile Forum and he probably just saw the thread about my tabs there and decided to check them out. In any case, I hope he saw my tabs here rather than anywhere else because the one's here are the most up-to-date. I only posted them here, but some guy (Squeaky or something like that) copied them from the main site and posted them on taborama as well. He left my name on so I'm not bothered.




I think he was humbled that someone could sit down for hours on end just to learn how to play his band's songs.




Maybe he is, but if he'd have said it's an easy task he'd be a liar wouldn't he? My own personal view is that he is offering a realistic view of the reasons why it's hard to tab their songs and I wouldn't disagree with what he said. You probably agree with this yourself after tabbing Stones Of Sorrow.




I'll admit that he'll probably have forgotten by the time they next tour the UK but hell it's worth a try!




It wasn't m=l, although his post was funny! The beginning of the address was KarlSanders@... If you've ever read anything that karl has posted at the Nile forum then his style of writing is instantly recognisable.

Anyway, it made my day! How many other guys in bands would send an email like that?

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I just went to the local football and I watch NRL not GayFL.

im in a band and ill send you an e-mail

oh and Orange, down here in the south we enjoy the finess and skill that only gayFL *gah* AFl provides, not the brutish thuggery of the NRL

fuck it, i dont care

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Ah yeh, The important thing is I got a keg.

a couple, but not many, I've emailed with some bands too, though not as well known as nile, so its pretty cool to see they haven't gone rockstar in their heads.

yeah i guess you're right Mansley, now i believe it

I really hate the jackasses at powertabs.net, who keep declining my tabs. i wish they were more lenient, but they're all fucktards. It's not fair 'cause they always decline my tabs for the smallest reasons, while other tabs get accepted anyway.
One time they declined my tab because i didn't polish the score. But do you know, how they see if it's not polished? They use the score polisher and see if anything moved. Then they decline it. YOU JUST POLISHED IT IDIOT. bah
another thing is, i've had the same tab declined 5 times. And each time, they had an entirely new reason for declining, which they didn't mention before in the other declinals. That really pisses me off. If you told me what was wrong with it the first time, then i would correct it all, and send it in.

And it also takes them an EXTREMELY long time to actually vote on my tab, look at it, and/or decline it.
My tab was at the top of the queue for 3-4 days. It had 5 declinal votes. FUCKING DECLINE IT ALREADY. You're making me wait 3 agonizing days only to re-submit it. I hate this new rule where you can only submit one tab. I wish you could take your own tab off the queue. I'm gonna post that in there forum.

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fuck them Atif, why take so much effort to post a tab while they're a bunch of fucktards over there?

I say fuck em all and keep your tabs on the good sites.

Damn right foo

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Afti, you can tab songs with the best, just keep'em here, so what if its not on THE powertab site, as long as you have them on the net they will be found by someone, just not as fast if they were on power tabs.

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Yeah, powertab submission is now possible here so who cares about powertabs.net if all they do is screw you about? Fuck 'em, it's there loss and our gain.

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Pardon?
That's the worst spelling of my name i've ever seen

"Join Nafta, and party afta!"


Yeah, i should just submit my tabs here or something.....but i don't know.....it doesn't feel as good, 'cause people are gonna submit crappy tabs (and powertabs) here, there's no filter or criteria like powertabs.net. Getting my tab up on powertabs.net, gives more some sort of pleasure; 80% of the tabs there are accurate, and it seems like i'm with an elite group of tabs
PTA is good, it's just that they're too anal and somewhat corrupt.

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Sorry

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Some autistic guy in England recited Pi to 25'515 decimal places on Monday. I need to improve my memory...

Actually I got taught a mnemonic that can help you figure the first 15 digits of Pi:

"How I need a drink, alcoholic in nature, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics"

The length of the words gives each respective digit. So Pi = 3.14159265358979 to 14 decimal places.

Why anybody would need or want to know Pi to 14 decimal places is beyond me never mind 25'515.

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heh, it's okay Fearfrost

what did the autistic guy get as a prize?

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Take that bitches!

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1085 is still higher

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my band might go on tour with element eighty this summer

The adulation of bespectacled Star Trek fans the world over, I think. You know the funniest thing is that it wasn't even a world record attempt! What's the point if you're not going to try and break the record (some chinese guy did it to 40'000 places or something)? I don't know, record breakers these days *shakes head*

Oh, I nearly forgot, I've got a joke for you to all savour/not laugh at:

A Man United fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Man United
shirt. Arriving at the top of the ethereal staircase, he knocks on the
pearly gates – and out walks St Peter in a Liverpool scarf.

‘I'm sorry, mate,’ says St Peter, ‘No Man United fans in Heaven.’

‘What?’ exclaims the man, astonished.

‘You heard, no Man United fans.’

‘But, but … I've been a good man,’ replies the Man United supporter.

‘Oh, really,’ says St Peter. ‘What have you done, then?’

‘Well,’ said the guy, ‘A month before I died, I gave £10 to the starving children in Africa.’

‘Oh,’ says St Peter, ‘Anything else?’

‘Well, two weeks before I died I also gave £10 to the homeless.’

‘Hmmm. Anything else?’

‘Yeah. On the way home yesterday, I gave £10 to the Albanian orphans.’

‘Okay,’ said St. Peter, ‘You wait here a minute while I have a word with the Boss.’

Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns, and looks the fan straight in the eye. ‘I've had a word with God and he agrees with me,’ he says. ‘Here's your £30 back – now fuck off.’

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so did anyone else get pissed today? I got 2 meters of hertog jan in the boothill saloon today and won 5 pool games in a row, haha I own!

and did you guys hear about madrid??

since those bombings happend 2 days before election, i'm getting all kind of paranoid theories..

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hm, theres no way they will strike holland, have you been in Amsterdam? they got tanks and shit at the embassy's...

though if they wanna kill a lot of people they'll probably hit Utrecht central.

come to think of it, I'm there twice a day, If I'm not around for a while, you know whats up....

Any leads on who did it?

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Take that bitch!

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i was eating pizza today that had canadian bacon on it and was wondering do canadians actually have what we call "canadian bacon", so my maple leaf freinds do you ?

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Canadian bacon could be back bacon, or just regular bacon, but I call it bacon.

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ha ha ha ha ha

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You know whats a funny word.....

Fucktard i got called this and wankchops by some british dude.

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Does anyone have something worthwhile to say?

who are you??

do YOU have something worthwhile to say?

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and to answer your question, yes we do

and welcome to the forums!

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It's an RTT; its made for this useless chatter crap.

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i am the king

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....of photoshop.

Don't get angry at me.

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aaaaaaaaaah fresh meat

C_N, that game really is kick ass, isnt it?

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i'm having a go at lucid dreaming. since this morning i started a dream diary.

i had a dream i was sonic...that dream fucking ruled

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no you're not, you could've at least used the right font.

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queer

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dick-ass

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you want a dick in your ass atif?

and actually spend time on that idiotic idea? fuck that.

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This better?

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uh no
i was calling Doctor a dick-ass, 'cause he called me a queer

i mean, what would you have done? i felt as if i really didn't have an option

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yeah that's a scootch better, but the bear's head would in front of the pitchfork, not behind it

it's called z-index asshole!

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nah nah, thats fine, I was just wondering, in this case you had all the right to say that.

i called Comfortably_Numb a queer for calling himself the king of photoshop, with the wrong font

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YEAH! BROWNIE!

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how long before C_N would get his title? after one week of making so much useless threads, he deserves it just as much as me

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He won’t get one, plus you were, and always will be annoying. He is just a guy trying to make this place a little bit better unlike your whinny ass!

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oh hush! at least i dont a lot of random threads in a short time! explain to me why that would make metaltabs better
and you dont have to reply to every post i make to tell me you dont like me, you got that point across. It just that i dont care about what you think

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The Same Goes For You

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Worthless, your all worthless

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Your implies possession in the english language. Funny how that works...

and Spiky is right. He isnt HALF as dumb as C_N.

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They aren't "dumb". Annoying, perhaps, but not dumb.

Cop glasses rule.

\m/

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Yes, nihilist, you have a point. It is very presumtuous of me to say dumb. Annoying would be more correct.

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........I still stand by my statement

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haha. God. We cant go a day without something stupid happening.





...wait a second...

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imo, the only "bad" thread he made was:
"This shit's cool"
that was a stupid thread, it would've been better if he posted that in RTT

but the other 8 threads weren't that bad:
http://www.metaltabs.com/forum/sear...?searchid=16346
most of them were about real topics

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he still starts to much threads.. makes me wonder if he clicks on the "make new thread" button and thinks about what to say after

sorta like how i post

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I thought my ears were burning.

I figured some of you would appreciate some diverse posting.
Other than "how much do you think metal rules?" or "black metal is better than thrash metal"

I post the same way i did back at atmetal.com. (ya pups ain't ol' school [comin from an atmetal rookie])

And you think i want this title? No, i find supreme metal head a label, which i would rather not have. You can have mine spikeyhair. I'd rather "supreme individual" .


Let's sum this up. so far I have been called, dumb, annoying, an asshole, etc.
And i haven't actually done or said anything insulting to any of you. That's amusing.

Damn, metalheads nowadays seem to act more like jocks/preps. Think they are better than others due to their musical preference and "style".

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makes me feel a little remorseful....


how about supreme jackass
oh no i got it supreme fucktard

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[sarcasm]good one.
Judging by your witty comebacks, and your obvious charismatic name, I'm not equipped to "duel" with you.[/sarcasm]

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I am so glad to see my sarcasm brackets idea in use!

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i never believed in the brackets.
i always thought that quotes: "" were better.

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Ohhh well sorry! Nothings good enough for you is it??

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very original. I just changed them a bit.

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well i had a very good st. paddy's day.
especially for being sick.
Got drunk, fucked, ate chinese food.

right now,i'm drinking water getting ready to sleep.(gotta have the h20).

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[sarcasm]"piss off and die Numb, you suck we all hate you, we are trying to act cool by ripping on newbys, but what we dont realise is that you aren't really a newbe"[/sarcasm]

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I was using that years ago, fucker! But as HTML tags, not this vBulletin code crap.

I AM THE LORD OF ALL THAT IS EVIL ... BOW TO ME LESSER CREATURES




In honour of my 666th post

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you are a faggot eh

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hah, no one messed with da main nigga in town!

This IS a metal site, so would it be about metal? Your just too much of an postwhore starting so much threads



This isn't atmetal.com... different forums, different etiquette.
Why won't you go back to atmetal?



See where postwhorism leads to?



I think being a postwhore pretty much does



It has nothing to do with your style and preference. If you would be called "Evil necro uber 666" you would be just as flamed

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You know it my white friend

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I do believe atmetal.com was Nomad's site before metaltabs. It is non-existant now. Well, metaltabs was run by someone else before Nomad, I remember it back then. But it had shitty tabs.

I wont even fucking bother with this until after i get home. I'll read your arguments later... but if its C_N like i think it is... fucking hell...

Damn you, i wanted to make the next RTT... *tear sob* oh, well. Make it good, son... make it good...

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and now we have good tabs and a forum full of cunts