man, Timon (Wankester) acts like a 15 year old, when he's really like 19 yrs. old.

and don't worry Timmy (speaking out of south park), we don't hate your guts

or at least i don't

i just think you're a doofus

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whats up dogs....i see all use be doin is fightin....they call u people the modem fighters....you are all so big and tuff and good looking and good at guitar

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I'm going to cut my long hair tommorow. Scary stuff.

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not me, in like 3-4 years when it's down to my waist, i'm going to buzz it bald though. Freak the hell out of a lot of people.

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Timon got owned again?

I can't wait till DeMANU steps in with an AK or an UZI

i dont realy get it... i guess they need a scapegoat

and atif, dont act as if you guys are such examples in maturity

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Well, I'm glad it wasn't me.

when did Atif said that? ofcourse we act more mature, we don't take the piss

me and my buddys are going to see NORMA JEAN, UnderOath, Beloved, Dead Poetic, and Haste the Day tonight

have fun, Norma Jean is cool, Underoath is ok (see if they have the synth live, plz?), Beloved is pretty neat too. have fun at the christian party

Two more days until SPRING BREAK!!!!!!

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except for KB_Cans and his "cold gold"

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uh oh, look out world, Derek finally becomes a man....

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I remember when my brother's friend cut his hair before college. It was down to his waist, and he got it cut like you see in those '50s movies. Haha, he looked just like his dad.

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Spiky, you were acting like a bitch, so i decided to make fun.


Now get back to the kitchen, woman.

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you guys got long hair?

Mine touches my nipples.

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I know i do, and i enjoy it.

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My head has to be shaved for school. Cant touch the ears.... or else i'd have hair down my back.

I need to go crank one out.

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Mine Is Shoulder Length.

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i used to have hair about a quarter way down my back, but i cut it one day cuz it was pissin me off. My job and long hair fucking sucks.

Anyone try this "franks red hot sauce" its soooooo good.

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mine goes down to my lips, but i had it cut last year, and it has grown back to this

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I have very long hair.

that is the best fuckin hot sauce ever!

and my hair is almost touchin my belly botton.

How long?


I've got short hair.

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Ah, a little shorter than Panterica's.

POWER METAL HAIR!!!!

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same here, cut it 7 months ago

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\m/

haha,

anyway, its DerMeisters birthday, haven't seen him in a while

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Aren't 2 hour cram session before the midterm the best. I sorta quit after 22 minutes, hahaha

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I love a nice refreshing crap. It just makes the day that much better.

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norma jean kicked fucking ass. they got a new singer and i thought he was better than their old one. the mosh pit was fucking crazy

underoath had a keyboard player and they had the synth live

beloved puts on a really good show,they really got people into it

dead poetic sucked

haste the day was pretty good but their set was to short

hehe, I knew it Cool stuff, I didn't expect them to use the synth live. anyways, norma jean is sick huh, they have great moshpits, shame about the emo-kinda fake-hc guys in them though, I allways aim my kicks at their ugly glasses

i hate emo guys with there really really really tight jeans,jeans should NEVER be that tight,,,ever.

oh and underoath did a cover of that outcast song hey yall,it was pretty funny because at the end they were like hey yalllllllllllllll HHAAAAAAA GRRRRRRRRRRR

outcast is da bombshizzle ma nizzle!

fo shizzle

'da izzle

my nizzle

Word Home Slice... Word.

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word to ya motha!

word to ya grandma!

yall aint nothin but a bunch a silly ass mo fo's wit da werd mouth

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heh, it'd be mildly amusing if deMANUfacture came in and said:

"Good evening gentlemen, fine weather today, no?"






'cause he's black

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I would thoroughly enjoy that. Either that or he would smack all of us and then shoot us with his 9

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and then walk away doin his "C-walk"

but of course, he wouldn't have a dick up his ass

or would he????

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No i think the dick would be in his mouth

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For some reason you motherfuckers think this is
Some kind of motherfuckin game
You ain't gonna realize until I got some fucking
Steel pointed at your faggot-ass face and blow your
Motherfuckin dome off your goddamn shoulders
You motherfuckin critic-ass bitch motherfuckers
Catch you comin out your motherfuckin house
Bleed!

I put the gat to your face and head and blast
Blow your fuckin face off, rock you with the
Sawed-off, blow guts all over your bitch
Leave your stankin in a six foot ditch
Run up in your house with a tek out
Duct tape your spouse with a gun in her mouth
Smack your dids up you think I give a fuck
I'll call the fuckin pigs on myself
Barricade the black with the ATF
I don't give a fuck bitch I pray for death
Grab your little girl by the neck
Bust her in the chest
And throw her on the lawn
Call CNN it's on, get this on TV
The last one's for me
Aim with the pipe down dead in my head
And squeeze
Leave the whole wall red

Nothing like death metal and rap...

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oh god watch the next rap vid on your local music station, and they will be wearing a cannibal corpse shirt or something.

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or cannibal corpse would be wearing a 50 cent shirt

we already had that Public Enemy / Anthrax thing a decade or so ago

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yup, anthrax still rocks though. what up with tallica and ja rule? haha

i guess they are thrash rather than death metal though, while we are at it lets do some other weird crosses like Deicide and Britany Spears

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I swear, this is the shite that gets posted when im not here...

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and when you're here its even worse.

PENIS

Goddamn I'm intelligent

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True, Def. God damn I am bored. Nothing to do...

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I just masturbated in the IBM bathrooms. I busted on the toilet seat and didn't clean it off. I hope someone sits on it

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I hope someone does too.

yeah cause then when they stand up, there's gonna be sticky white stuff sticking on their anal.


I'm hungary. I'm gonna hit the vending machine. If you hit it hard enough you get a free random item.

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Hey BLS, which song are those lyrics from?

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Yeah, on Fuse Uranium, Juliya was interviewing Scott Ian. You could tell that she didn't dig their stuff and was mad at them starting the whole "rap-metal" thing. So she asked him, "You guys were instrumental in starting this whole rap-metal thing. So how do you feel about all these rap-metal bands out there right now?"
then Scott Ian said, "Well, we didn't suck when we were doing it"

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you sick fuck. You sick, sick, fuck.

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Atif, your new icon is clever.

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well it's not exactly new (i think i've had it for a few weeks now), and the only clever thing about it was getting the icon to line up exactly with the real one
but thanks

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I got nothing fun to do.

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me neither.

so i started learning iron maiden songs!!!!
so far i've learned The Trooper and Aces High.

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Children of Bodom's cover of The Trooper is fucking awesome. Very energetic and probably one of my favorite covers ever.

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you guys always say you're bored, but there's so many things that you can do with the guitar and stuff that involves the guitar.
look at this list i made in this thread:

http://www.metaltabs.com/forum/show...p?t=9455&page=1

here's the list again:
Technique:
Right Hand Speed (4-note-per-string)
Right Hand Speed (3-note-per-string)
Right Hand Speed (Down-Picking)
Legato
Tapping
Sweep Picking
Sweep and Economy Taps
String Skipping
Inside Picking

Writing songs:
Compose riffs on guitar and write the ideas down on notepad
Jam those Ideas Out onto a cassete recorder
Powertab cassette
Record song sections on Computer
Record a song on the fly to cassette
Randomly improvise licks in my head and figure em out on guitar

Covers:
Learn Song passages
Practice song passages
Record an exact cover
Powertab own cover
Practice own cover
Record own cover

Theory/Ear Training:
Jon Finn Book
Sightreading book
Book on Harmony
Powertab songs

Jam:
Noodle around
Play random songs that come into my head
Play along to powertabs
Jam with other cats


you couldn't finish those in a week if you tried
then there's also steve vai's 30 hour guitar workout, which is just a 10 hour workout done 3 times in a week.

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I have never heard of that. Where can I find it?

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I just got an email off Karl Sanders about my Nile tabs!

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Thats awesome! Post the e-mail...unless its too sexual.

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i don't know where you can find it online
but it's from Guitar World

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Oh man guys, I just pounded one out at an IBM restroom and there was all this Elmer's Glue on the shitters seat. It's all sticking to my ass and the 3 inch long hair on my ass isnt helping any. I think it was from these two gay guys that walked out just before I ran in there. One of them was braggin about how he going to "post his accomplishment on Metaltabs" or something. I couldn't tell cause he was still swallowing all of the cum that his homo-life mate had just blew into his mouth.

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I know, I'm none too funny.

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Yeah, post it!

shaun!
that wasn't glue, that was cum!

that guy metal=life gizz-waddled all over the seat!
you need to go home right now and take ten showers with bleach!

you might want to get tested for VD too, 'cause you can get gonorhea and stuff in your ass as well as in your wangdoodle.


however, you might still be on the safe side, i think metal=life mentioned putting pudding on the stall next to his, ('cause he made some pun about pudding and penis pudding, i forget though)


oh and you work at IBM?

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hello,
i'm drunk
this really defeats any "civilized" arguemetn i may have.
but fuck
but fuck
Buttfuck
lol
yeah
i AM an asshole.

and i just realized i'm too fuckin lazy to go get chinese food (and too cheap to order) so im just gonna eat some fuckin tostitos.

and here are my no point posts.
like all you fuckers talking about well............nothing
but givin me shit for postin.
so....
i'm eating frozen yogurt.
it's good.
i just fucked my girfriend
she's sleeping
yeah.

the first one is a pixel higher than the second.....

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it's also a few pixels off horizontally too, i wanted the distance from my name to the icons to be the same distance.

fiddlesticks

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move it 1 pixel down, 3 to the right and it will be set
also the corner pixels should not be black, that way the corners look more curved than pointy
:cheers:

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Nope im sorry there would be no dick in my mouth or my ass like you guys keep hoping for.....but on a more serious note, the crusader is commin

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People really piss me off.

At around 12ish my friend and I where hungry and decided to walk down to the liquor store to get some feed which is about a 10 minute walk from my house. We start walking for about 2 minutes and a car drives with an obviously drunk driver. After he passes us, he turns around and a passanger rolls down the window and chucks a few full beer cans at us. Luckly it missed and we kept walking, laughing it off. About 30 seconds later they come back and throw some more..so at this point we are contemplating about just turning back when they, once again, come back and start throwing more shit. My friend hops into a neighbors yard and I; behind a tree. They cruise back and forth for a while and then leave. My friend and I then quicly jet down to my street when they pull up right behind us. 5 guys jump out of the car and start chasing us. My friend and I split up, I hoping a fence into someone's yard and my friend running continuously. We keep hopping from yard to yard with them chasing us untill we lost most of them. I figured I would hang tight for 5 minutes or so and then go home untill...they came around again which is when I decided to call the cops (cell), which my friend had allready done. I figured out where I was and started to jump my way back to my neighbor hood. Meeting up with the cops next to my house, my friend was already there. They didn't come back....And we never got any food.

Sad that the definition of a "good time" now is a bunch of fraturnity fuckers getting wasted and trying to beat the shit out of 2 harmless guys. Jerks. I hope thier Parents, Friends, Aunts, Uncles, and everyone they have ever met die an agonizing death from sexual asphyxiation.

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why didn't you just beat up a couple of them when you got them seperated from the rest? guaranteed to teach them a lesson, some guys tried to have fun with me, I busted one of those guy's nose.

though going up against 5 on your own can suck, depending on what guys it are, its pretty retarded, over here anyone WASTING beer will get his ass kicked anyway, period, we respect beer.

like BLS, they throw with it and spit it out, stupid fucks, beer is for drinking not for throwing/spitting/beard soaking.

I can honestly say those guys where stupid bastards, find out who they are and kick their asses, if you like.

My summer practice routine is nuts.

Warm up - 30 minutes
Scales and Legato - 30 minutes
Metallica (great for practice) - 1 hour
Jam - 1 hour
Blues (resting) - 30 minutes
Warm back up - 30 minutes
Random Songs - 1 hour, 30 minutes
My band's shit - 1 hour, 30 minutes

It had made me a better guitarist. Then school started again, and i dont practice but 2 hours a week if im LUCKY.

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Damn, Darko.

See, thats why beer is considered a "bad thing" around my area, because a bunch of stupid college cunts decide to go drinking, something goes wrong, somebody ends up dead, and beer is to blame.

No, stupidity is at fault. If you cant handle it, THEN DONT DRINK IT, STUPID!

Rant #4.

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Ya man, when I started school in the fall, my practice time fell to something like 3 hours a week, from 3 hours a day.

@DARKO: Why don't you carry a knife when walking around late at night, if im going out after 10pm, I take one with me.

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you should carry around pepper spray
not only can it fend off jerk-asses like those, and keep you from getting raped
but it also add's a spicy kick to head-size burritos!

¡cómo es delicioso!

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Haha, one spray, and your south of the border!

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Yeah, school cuts into my guitar playing.

And you dont want to take a knife with you; they could take it from you and shank your ass with it.

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Nah, my best friend has more knifes then my work, and on hallowen, 3 black dudes tried to jump him, and he pulled out a knife, and they booked it, the only reason to carry one is that it scrares them.

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Haha.

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pepper spray and knives.

hell america really sucks.

over here we settle it with oldskool fistfights and smashing (EMPTY!!!) bottles on each other's skulls!

Dude, you don't get it...Julia is a goddamn posing fart smelling STD carrying whore. Shes on the show IMX on Fuse acting like shes all punk and "YAY GOOD CHARLOTTE". Then she changes her makeup real quick and does uRaNiUm. What a fucking douche...She talked to *//\\// FLAMES and asked if they were gonna start touring with more mainstream bands when they've already toured with nu bands a million times. Even in flames were looking at her like she was retarded. There isn't one show where she even acts like she knows what shes talking about. Plus she farts. And goes inbetween her legs to smell it..Goddamn fart knockers...

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OK, here's that email that Karl Sanders of Nile sent me,

"Hi John !
Karl Sanders here -
I just stumbled across some of your Nile tabs online ,
and was quite impressed with the immemse work you obviously put into transcribing those Nile songs.
My heart is touched.
Certainly, transcribing Nile songs is a damn near impossible task, given the tuning ,
production, and speed itself of the guitar stuff on those CD's.
If you like, you are welcome to join me at one our shows backstage , and I would be happy to show you how some of those riffs are actually played.
Good luck,
and keep up the obvious hard work.
Sincerely,
Karl"

How cool is that?!

Anyway, Darko, that incident fuckin blows big ones. They're just arseholes who seek protection in numbers. I bet if there were two of them they wouldn't even have dared to bother the two of you. I absolutely abhor cowards like that.

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Thats what I do...I've never used a weapon. I lost a fight once in my life becaue I kicked this kids ass then he got 5 friends to jump me when I was alone. 2 of them got it back 10 times harder. The kid that sent the dudes was working at a pizza place and I happened to run into him when he was carrying out the trash and I walked up to him fast talking to him and he was backing up trying to act hard. I chipped his front tooth in half. Detroit fucking ruled for fighting. I only got in one when I was in Florida but I just punched this druggie in the face and it was done so that wasn't really a fight. He was holding one of those co2 bb guns at me btw.

Here in Colorado I think people are to nice to get pissed at.

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I don't know if I want to carry a knife around. If it came to the point where I would have to stab someone that wasn't in my house or didn't have a weapon..the law might prosecute me instead. But whatever, at least we got away.

John: Thats awesome..a presonal backstage invite at a Nile show. Score!

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