fuck i was making a poll and pressed the goddamn enter button.

anyway, just type it i guess.

Canada

Why ? It's personal.

Is it too hard to just look in our profile, dipshit?

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you know, if people actually put where they're really from instead of trying to be ambiguous or facetious, we would actually know where they're from, and we wouldn't have this pointless thread


heh, you're one to talk. "Can't you see that i obviously live on a pizza with a shit on it?"
after i posted this i saw your post above which is coincidental, 'cause your "location" is the one that first came to my mind.

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hahahaha.

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Launceston, Tasmania, Australia.

Country Victoria, Australia

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your momma's bed.

oh, shit!!! then where am I?!?!?!?!?! ohhhh, I'm at YOUR house....silly me

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Sydney, Australia.

i came from


the toilet, country sewers in the Netherlands

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Innisfail, Queensland , Australia.

I live in Aintree which is a district of Liverpool, England. Aintree racecourse, home to the Grand National (one of the biggest horse races in the world), is just around the corner from my house.

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get out of the bed goddammit@!!!!$$%^!$!@#!

Wesel --- Germany

Nobody knows where it is !!!

I live in Chicago, Illinois. I live by the main streets of Austin blvd and Roosevelt rd. I'm one block away from walking into Cicero. And 3 blocks away from walking into Oak Park. For short terms, this is the Chicago Island. It was originally a part of Cicero years ago..
That, and I'm 3 blocks away from the 290 expressway(Eisenhower)..
Easy access to downtown..

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You can sure pick out the assholes in this forum. How about not replying to the post if your a dick. And im pretty sure most of us DONT have our actual location in our profile. Nice try though pizza shit lightning guy.

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...such as yourself idiot?

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if you havent noticed by now, i already posted it.

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then theres this guy who lives in his secret little montreal.

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shut the fuck up, we don't like you.

AHAHAHAHA
that's powersofterror's new moniker!
maybe we should ask nomad if we can change powersoftterrors's title into that!

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Yeah, why did you reveal my secret. I thought I was the only one who knew.

The very depts of hell, i share a room with venom (i dont expect many to understand this)

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yeah, thats the shitty band.

haha, yeah, cool man! But I thought you could do that yourselves...

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only us modo's man.

america,texas

Newark, Delaware, 19713. Find me NOW, bitches!

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I will fuck you up...... I love the movie Fallen:Cool:
tiiii iii iiiiime is onn myyy siide!

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A small place called Askola in Finland.

View from my home: forest, field, forest, field, forest... Oh no!! HUMANS!!! Only couple I really know, and one of them is an asshole... forest, field, forest, field....

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I'm from CAN-A-DA. They say i'm slooow, eh.

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Anchorage Alaxka

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this thread made me laugh

i live in haarlem, the netherlands.. haarlem can either be described as the bigest shit town, or the smallest city on earth
i like it, but its hella boring

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Shut up and stop laughing

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I live in a suburb of chicago called Mt. Prospect, all underage people want to hit me up, ill buy them some liquor if they want.

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Are you seriously arguing about this? Are you no more than two years old? One of you, please, just ignore the other one. Anyhow, I'm from America, I hate it and I am moving to Norway as soon as possible.

Newark, Delaware, USA. I'll even give you the address for mailbombs.

EDIT: Hmm... what do you know, i already posted. Shit.

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Canada.

In the city where Leafs jerseys are banend at the Corel Centre by my motherfucking mayor. If i wear one, i'm obliged by the new by-law to donate to the Food Bank.

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thats strange Memnoch, verry strange

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Thats is the best thing you have ever said.

I heard about that on the news today. That's fucking bullshit man. Canada's turning into the fucking US with shit like that.
I'm visiting ottawa this summer though.

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I love you too orange juice.

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That is the worst thing you have ever said. Do you even know what Agent Orange is?

HINT: Not the stuff used in Vietnam. Think music, fiend.

Please, stop posting.

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well at least your approach changed.
The angry hate stuff is overrated anyway.
A simple please works wonders. But sadly i'll have to stay, and irrite the like of you, captain orange, doctor luv, and metal=life.
But honestly, without most of your ignorant remarks, I wouldn't be posting so much. So to put it politely. Fuck you

and not knowing a band, is just life.
I don't insult you for your ignorance of music i listen to.
(almost like commen sense).

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Dissection needs his nap!

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Toronto's doing the same thing though in revenge, so it's all good. Not like any Sens fans live in TO anyways.

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AHAHAHA WTF? Are you joking? You mean if you wear a leafs jersey you have to support the unemployed?? AHAHAHAHA Thats almost as much b/s as the law that was passed in some little town in virgina. The law was that every citizen MUST own a gun.

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Fucking bullshit laws.......

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eh i heard about the law in ottawa, but they're doing the exact same thing here?
havent heard about that
FUCK OTTAWA

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ooow, i know *raises hand*.. It's a song by Sodom.

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lets go burn something down

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There is a city here in California called Blythe where it is illegal to molest a butterfly.

Oh yeah: Orange, California

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In Nova Scotia: "Fisting" (as in what you do to a vagina, or an ass) is illegal, yup no joke.

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And how did you come across this tidbit of info hmmmmmmmmm

Here's some dumb canadian ones.
You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine. (Repealed)
It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them.
It is illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft.

http://www.dumblaws.com/

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^^^^MUAHHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! That's just fucking insane!!!

Ahh... I'm from SuomiFinlandPerkele!!!!
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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Haha.

Your Stupid! Did you make those yourself idiot?

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In orange county CA the parents of a child caught ditching school are suspended for a week from work and can be fired on the second offence

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The famous no goth left behind act of 87

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If you followed the link under the laws, you would be directed to a site. On said site, there is a link which will forward you to canadian dumb laws. Upon reading these laws, you will find the laws that i have posted, as well as other laws.
ok?

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MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Canadian laws were pretty stupid until i read some of the U.S laws....

http://www.dumblaws.com/states/index.html

pick a state and read it.

Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.- Pennsylvania

It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors- Pennsylvania

Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.- Pennsylvania hahahahah

AHAHAHA WTF!!

I pciked virgina for the hell of it

There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."

If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.

You may not have oral or anal sex. (Repealed)

Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.

Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.

A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm.

Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.

It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm. !!!! LMFAO!

It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue.

It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag. (Repealed)


GOD DAMN WTF!!!

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OK i just read ILLINOIS ......

State Laws

You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.

The English language is not to be spoken.

City Laws

Carbondale

No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Ave.

Champaign

One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.

Chicago

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.

It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck

It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.

Cicero

Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.

Crete

It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.

Cars may not be driven through the town.

Eureka

A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.

Fairfield

It is unlawful for "negroes" to be within county boundries from sundown to sunrise.

Galesburg

There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.

No person may keep a smelly dog.

Horner

It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer.

Kenilworth

A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence.

Kirkland

Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland's streets. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA DO? FINE THE BEES??

Normal

It is against the law to make faces at dogs. ................ AHAHAHA

Zion

It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.

I can safely say i am the smartest person in illinois...

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Those are one of the reasons why I have little respect for USA.

That reminded me of one law, I think it was Montana...

If there's a party of indians that is larger than seven, it's legal to shoot them because they are a warparty (not sure about translation, I read about it in Finnish)...

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I love that site

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i am from a small corrupted town in pennsylvania called warren. i hate my home town. there is nothing good about it. theres nothing to do. people there are rude, ignorant, unfriendly, inconsiderate, racist, prejuduce, and unexceptive of people who are different then them. i cant walk down the street wearing a band shirt or whatever without people starring at me, giving me bad looks, or being a dick for no reason. man i think it would be cool to live in chicago or just some bigger city. i have been there before once and i thought it was pretty nice.

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i'm from one the oldest countries in Europe.

no you ain't! i got a 25 on the ACT!!

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Well i have to go 3 block down and goto the gas station which is in another town, so i better call the police. But i cant speak english because its against the law in illinois so i hope one of them speaks pig latin.

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In Alaska it is illegal to view a moose out of an airplane window...

Somewhere else (i forget) it is considered an offence to push a moose out of an airplane.

Then you look at the canadian laws and there are maybe 10 bad ones.

I heard that it was about pushing a camel out of helicopter.

And of course: It's illegal to shoot a bluewhale from a moving vehicle.

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New Castle, Delaware 19720 USA

Send me a fucking letter

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Its funny because i dont believe or have ever heard of a single one of them.....

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why is it illegal to speak english in illinois????????? i dont get that shit. i have been to chicago once, and i saw people speak english there. was that law recently passed? is it like that all over illinois? thats a fucked up law i think.

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Probably a VERY old law that has been overlooked so it remains unchanged. But i speak english and so does everyone else.... so we got a problem here.

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yeah, you're all under arrest!

anyways thats just stupid, we don't have a lot of laws here, which is good.

theres one stupid one though, we are allowed to drink beer on train stations and in trains and shit, but not on the street (not anymore) so now we get warnings for it, lol, well actually the fine is 45 bucks, but we allways get warnings, but they don't confiscate your beer or anything, which is good, theres this good solution for it which is called re-location

yeh well fuck you and you logical system of laws! oops i cant speak english so let me rephrase that "vete a la mierda bien del yeh y usted sistema lógico de leyes" Guess i gotta use an online translater for all means of communication now. Im just glad I dont live in Champaign, if they took my right to piss in my neighbors mouth away then atif would be a sad little boy. (yeh so what if hes not my neighbor... he still live in illinois)

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He could look in our profiles, but there are always the assholes that will type shit in like "up your mother's ass" or something stupid like that.

Or "America, unfortunately".

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Saying America is still stating my location, however. And, America sucks. Well, atleast in my opinion. I'm no supporter of Voltaire, but I am entitled to my own views on American society, government, and culture.

No one said that your not.

And whats wrong with Voltaire?

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Nothing. I just don't think that all philosophical views are plausible, and I wouldn't fight to the death just so someone could worship the god, idol, ideology, etc. of their choosing. And Voltaire would have.

new delhi, india

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Long time..........

KSHITISH!!!!!

ohhhmygawd !!!!! people still remember me !!!! and my name !!!!!!!

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If America sucks so much I'll be happy to buy you a plane ticket to wherever you want to go.

corroded you have that band right? ummm Acrid sumthing. I remember that much

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yep....acrid semblance

DONT click on http://acridsemblance.cjb.net

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Belgium

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im an american and im not ashamed. i dont feel the slightest bit responsible for george bush or his actions, its completely beyond my control. i cant even vote

so, location is NY in the USA

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Thessaloniki, Hellas

I've heard of a law in England that
said it is legal to kill someone from Scotland
with an arrow everyday except
Sunday 12-1 I think

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I was born in Maryland. Raised in Illinois, Florida, Idaho, Pennsylvania and Utah... And now I go to school in North Carolina.

England !!! yea

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Eh, it's not hard to beat America if you're in Western Europe.

Hah, Maryland, I live right around there (Delaware)

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You've obviously never lived there. Trust me it's not as great as the liberal left wants you to think it is.


Bush is doing a good job for the most part. Some of his domestic policies suck but his actions in the Middle East are right-on and long overdue. Kerry on the other hand scares me, he'd be more than happy to hand our soverignty over to the UN because it's the cool thing to do.