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2004-03-01, 16:32
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13 WAYS OF DYING YOUNG..
No particular influence here, just thinking of the different ways of dying,etc.
13 ways of dying young.
A dying fetus
Suffering from an ill mother...
Child rotting as he breathes
Leprosy is taking his life away..
Infant born premature,
she dies due to illness of leukemia...
Mother backing her car out of the driveway
rolls over her son and crushes his skull in dismay..
Teenager at school
shoots some students
then kills himself in vey..
Little boy pissing on a railway
He watches in horror as the sparks fly up and
through him, frying him alive...
Pair of boys riding their go-carts..
one runs into the other's gas tank,
Fire bursts and engulfs them in flames...
Roller coaster derails,
Innocent children and teens die as they fall from over
a hundred feet in the air..
Hollywood girl dies of Infected-Parasitic Intestines..
20 year old drunk boy jumps off a building while tied to a rope
Rope gives away as he falls to his death.
Brains scattered everywhere...
A boy's windpipe encaves in on itself
A girl's chest cavity pierces her heart..
Children die in an airplane explosion.,
13 ways of dying young...
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2004-03-02, 14:24
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I am a tax on the world..
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Originally Posted by BestialWarrior
Mother backing her car out of the driveway
rolls over her son and crushes his skull in dismay..
20 year old drunk boy jumps off a building while tied to a rope
Rope gives away as he falls to his death.
Brains scattered everywhere...
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hahahahahahahahahaha.
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2004-03-03, 01:01
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dude that would be fucked up if your windpipe crushed itself
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2004-03-13, 15:15
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Originally Posted by BestialWarrior
Mother backing her car out of the driveway
rolls over her son and crushes his skull in dismay..
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2004-03-13, 15:24
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Denimwearinghillbilly
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that one was very very very good
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2004-03-14, 11:40
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Master Killer
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heh, I like some parts of it, it actually catches the reader's interest
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2004-03-15, 13:36
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good one
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2004-03-16, 12:19
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You forgot the most important one--
Spontaneous human combustion!
Poof! In a cloud of smoke.
That would make a great ending thought.
Now as a mom I found it a bit gross and I'd NEVER buy it or pirate it even, but for the bunch I've come to know and love here it's very fitting. 
I still think you should add mine though.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2004-03-16, 12:55
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You know what,,, ..I think we can write a good tune together...
Let me know what you want to do,etc..
I have some pretty sick talent..among other things...but you say the word!!..
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