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Old 2004-02-22, 19:33
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My "Woodpecker" buddy wrote some more!!

I just thought I'd share a giggle again. He gets bored in school and writes. I did that 35 years ago ! But not quite like this.

Anyways, for your reading entertainment..........


Jack and Jill went up the hill
To get some marijuana.
Jack got high and dropped his fly
And said ,"Do you wanna?"
Jill said "Yes" and flipped up her dress.
Then they hads some fun.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And then they had a son.

And one more---


If water was vodka and I were a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up.
Now seeing that water's not vodka
And I'm not a duck,
Pass me the vodka
And shut the fuck up.

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Old 2004-02-22, 21:37
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man, that dude has a talent
 
Old 2004-02-22, 22:16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by L,B'XXX
If water was vodka and I were a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up.
Now seeing that water's not vodka
And I'm not a duck,
Pass me the vodka
And shut the fuck up.

PURE genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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