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they need a scapegoat to help them forget their life's troubles
that and its funny
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Oh, Jesus, sooo much publicity over Janet's thang. 1000's of pissed off people because of the crotch grabbing as well. And what the media doesn't realize, is that most of those people probably just hate it because some floppy sweaty boob was seen. Fucking pathetic. Just get over it.
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yeah, now janet gets all the props.
its just a gay ass publicity stunt
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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Man, try drinking in the morning, I started to drink at 8am once, and around noon i quit or a few hours, and then around 6 I joined up with some friends and started drinking again, but around 8pm I wanted to die, I was drunk and hung over as balls (but it was during a snow day 2 weeks ago), yet it was a good time.
But at work today it was the day from hell, some guy was making frosting, and he did everything right, but when he added the iceing sugar and started the mixer up the damn sugar flew every where, and a big ass white cloud consumed the whole store (30lbs of sugar was in the air), the the mixing wick broke, and it took the mall people 2 1/2 hours to fix it for us, then I broke a rubber spachula when refilling the frosting tray, and fat people raped us at cash, and now i've been off for an hour, and I had a shower and there is still sugar deep within my hair, and I still smell like cinnamon, and sugar.... 
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Janet's tits sure did win the super bowl. heh..
You and I and everyone else knows that was pre-planned ahead of time.
It was pretty cool. Yeah, I like how the media responds on the damn news, saying"we will make sure nothing like this ever happens again. Yeah, big deal...The media overdoes it all the time. We need more tits showing on tv!!
Heh...:[
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Sitting at the computer
With a stick in my hand
Momma mia mother fucker
I’m the jungle man
Porn is cool, ouch….
I jerked too hard…
Fucking god damnit…
That HURT………
Fuck all this and stick it
In your sack of shit cones
God damned penis in your
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Def you fucking loser
Dissection’s making fun
Shit, he’s gay as hell’s bitch
Oh, god I’m making another…
Fucked up song……..!!?!?!?!
What are you gonna do?!?!?!
Except hear my incoherent words
Haha, Spikyhairz is a pubic hair!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Hahahah, hell of a song there Powers
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I just say Bowling for Columbine and...definatly one of the best movies I have ever seen.
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Yes it is a great movie, im thinking of invading canada someday. Anyone wanna help?
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Oh, he fucking pulled it off Nihilist. I was talking to the bassist before they went on and asked him about his new preformance and this is how it went:
Me: "Man..hows the new drummer doing? He's got pretty big shoes to fill"
Bassist: "Oh don't worry, he made the shoe size even bigger."
So yeah he was amazing. Great show too, the only problem was the guitar levels where a bit low. And did you know that they drop tune? I didn't.
I'll invade Canada with you. That place seems so friendly and calm. No one locks their doors!
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Oh, he fucking pulled it off Nihilist. I was talking to the bassist before they went on and asked him about his new preformance and this is how it went:
Me: "Man..hows the new drummer doing? He's got pretty big shoes to fill"
Bassist: "Oh don't worry, he made the shoe size even bigger."
So yeah he was amazing. Great show too, the only problem was the guitar levels where a bit low. And did you know that they drop tune? I didn't.
I'll invade Canada with you. That place seems so friendly and calm. No one locks their doors!
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Yeh, I bet if micheal moore tried to walk into a random house in america something unpleasant would happen But how the hell does Canada avoid any conflicts and wars??? Oh wait i forgot they dont have a bush and a dick leading their country...
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I live by chicago too, of course I'll help you take them down.
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Hey man, you can have the Molson, just leave the Alexander Keith's.
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i was sucking at guitar yesterday, so i thought i'd have a bunch of cats listen to my playing through voice chat, just to see what they say.
i talked to Doctor, and he had his mic on so he said some stuff.
he sounded like a filthy frenchman. he had the accent, the guttermouth, and he probably smelled like one too. 
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I just bought a $20 tape deck to record myself. I'm auditioning for a band far away, and I'm mailing a tape of my vocal skills to him. And some guitar. Yeah, that's right, I can sing some.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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i was sucking at guitar yesterday, so i thought i'd have a bunch of cats listen to my playing through voice chat, just to see what they say.
i talked to Doctor, and he had his mic on so he said some stuff.
he sounded like a filthy frenchman. he had the accent, the guttermouth, and he probably smelled like one too. |
Ever since you played, my cats have been chasing nonexistant things. What did you do?
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Ok so i got darko, Corpsevomit, and atif your coming with too. Thats 4 people. Atif bring your guitar and a small amp and you can scare the canadian's away with your playing
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Take it! Labatt's where the shits at!
And if any of you fuckers try invading canada, i'll personally set my beaver on you cocksuckers and send you running back to wherever you came from!
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Labatt is one of my favorites
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Ok so i got darko, Corpsevomit, and atif your coming with too. Thats 4 people. Atif bring your guitar and a small amp and you can scare the canadian's away with your playing |
ok sweet. I'll play my rendition of the intro to "Kill the Guy with The Ball" (by Steve Vai) minus all the effects he uses.
i'll need acapella double-bass though.
but firstly, we have the matter of memnoch's furry little Beaver.......  
aw man, now everybody thinks i'm a bad guitar player......i'll have to make up for it next weekend
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I dunno those terrorist can sume badass songs
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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[QUOTE=atifman]but firstly, we have the matter of memnoch's furry little Beaver....... [QUOTE]
Fuck the Beaver, My 20 pound cat will eat you fuckers
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what a bad plan
you thought that you could just waltz into their home thru the unlocked door and take over, but they'll be waiting on the other side with a curling broom!
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Def, they are guitars signed by famous people on crap ass guitars... come on: Slayer on a Samick?! |
yeah, metallica on a carvin and sepultura on a uh, some crap brand V ripoff...
plus that gay guitar from cunt cobain has its own vitrine. thats just gay. the only cool guitar thats over there is the steve vai one with the signature.
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I think invading canada might be a problem guys, but if we dress up like mounties and infiltrate, like on due south, we suddenly turn the ods in our favour |
i don't think so. i'll smash anyone that come near!  ahhhhh!!! |
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I think invading canada might be a problem guys, but if we dress up like mounties and infiltrate, like on due south, we suddenly turn the ods in our favour |
yeah, we'll do that, i'll bring my guitar+amp, and then we'll set up a bunch of bags of Homo milk (or canadian beer, or hockey match or curling match). That will attract the canadians, like rats to garbage, but really it will be a trap! and we'll ambush them, ahaha.
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Arent we forgetting something? Candians are slow. We go there watch a hockey game or two, and take it over and they wouldnt know it unitl a couple months from now.
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WHAT!!!!! Man, it's all fun and gams untill now, Americans ARE dumb as fuck, we here in Canada know a guy named Rick Mercer, and he goes to the US, and asks the funnest questions to the Americans like "We in Canada, are thinking of switch from the Canadian Clock System, to the 24 hour clock system, but we need your opinion...", and the Americans belive him and say we need to switch, and he actuly got to ask the same question the the Govenour of the state (Ohio I think was the state), and the gov' said "Canada, join the rest of the world, and switch to our time system".
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I will even admit that Americans are fucking dumbasses. Did you know that probably 80% of Americans think they are better drivers than the average driver? Fucking retarded. That doesn't even make sense! And what's the deal with that "street Smarts" Tv show series?!?! Do they stage that?!?!?! Or are those people really that fucking stupid?!?! I mean, in the last episode, some teenager couldn't read the word "abyss" off of a card....
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Yeah Fear, I know most Americans are dumb. They believe whatever shit come to their face, like this John Edwards, the guy who is "psychic" And I will admit that i aint the brightest, and Canadians arent slow, its like atif said, I got that from the simpsons.
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Right now, their is some guy from the northern states, who "us canadians" (more or less the ass holes in Ottawa) want in power, beacuse he is a huge hockey fan, belives in a good relation towardds Canada, and he served in Nam. And if I remember right he has more support than Bush, but I could be wrong.
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Im with Powers.
But that Rick Mercer guy isn't really showing how stupid Americans are, more of their gullability.
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Well.......Robert Anton Wilson is still running for Prez. I mentioned him before in another thread....and he's not going to win or anything, but its fun to think about what it would be like with him in control.
( campaign page )
And last I knew....Gallagher was running as well.....
He wouldn't be that great, but god, it would sure as hell be interesting.
(For those of you who dont know Gallagher, he's a stand-up comedian who had his popularity in the mid-80's or so, and liked to smash grapes, bottles of lysol, toothpaste, but especially watermellons.)
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Hey shut the fuck up all of you! We're not stupid! Im going to beat you up! Im going to get the President to bomb you! Our bombs are bigger than your bombs!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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