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2004-01-30, 22:51
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Denimwearinghillbilly
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happy grind :)
After i got inspired by a seth putnam quote: I'm so Goddamned fat, its hard to see anything else :[
Im not fat.
Im not fat
Im not fat
What you say you will regret
You are just a fucking cunt
You just must have smoked a blunt?
Cause what you think is bloody bad
And I am not......goddamned fat.
Im not fat
Im not fat
Just come here and have a chat
Come on and say Im sorry please
And i might let you go in one piece
Cause what you say is bloody bad
And I am not......goddamned fat.
You fucking twat
You shitty lad
You filthy rat
Im not fat
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2004-01-31, 21:19
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!THAT WAS HYSTERICAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man that was just wrong. I kinda could hear Cartman or maybe Homer singing that. Of course, it would be an "R " rated Simpson's. 
The flow of that was perfect. And it was just giggly bad. I loved it. With all the pieces I've read like this (well, almost like this) and all the one's I've done myself, the book would be a best seller on Comedy Central.
You definely have one fan. 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2004-02-01, 01:27
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Denimwearinghillbilly
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hahah!
its a bit autobiographycxakl ithiunk.
itahnks you like it anywaszzzz
, man iv d pumped sp,e shit and beerL: beerL
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2004-02-01, 02:49
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Lo, they do call to me...
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very nice, funny as shit, but you are still fat
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2004-02-01, 09:12
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Originally Posted by The Doctor
hahah!
its a bit autobiographycxakl ithiunk.
itahnks you like it anywaszzzz
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STOP SPEAKING YETI AND SPEAK ENGLISH !!!!!! heehee
Wally would be proud of you for that though. 
Bottoms up !
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2004-02-01, 09:14
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Denimwearinghillbilly
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Originally Posted by MoonRaven
very nice, funny as shit, but you are still fat
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amen
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2004-02-02, 04:29
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You should have added
" Remember that Jenny Craig card you loaded?
IM NOT FAT GODDAMNIT IM JUST BIG BONED"
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